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- I hear a lot about "compromise" from your camp ... except, it's not compromise.
- Let's say I have this cake. It is a very nice cake, with "GUN RIGHTS" written across the top in lovely floral icing. Along you come and say, "Give me that cake."
- I say, "No, it's my cake."
- You say, "Let's compromise. Give me half." I respond by asking what I get out of this compromise, and you reply that I get to keep half of my cake.
- Okay, we compromise. Let us call this compromise The National Firearms Act of 1934.
- There I am with my half of the cake, and you walk back up and say, "Give me that cake."
- I say, "No, it's my cake."
- You say, "Let's compromise." What do I get out of this compromise? Why, I get to keep half of what's left of the cake I already own.
- So, we have your compromise -- let us call this one the Gun Control Act of 1968 -- and I'm left holding what is now just a quarter of my cake.
- And I'm sitting in the corner with my quarter piece of cake, and here you come again. You want my cake. Again.
- This time you take several bites -- we'll call this compromise the Clinton Executive Orders -- and I'm left with about a tenth of what has always been MY DAMN CAKE and you've got nine-tenths of it.
- Then we compromised with the Lautenberg Act (nibble, nibble), the HUD/Smith and Wesson agreement (nibble, nibble), the Brady Law (NOM NOM NOM), the School Safety and Law Enforcement Improvement Act (sweet tap-dancing Freyja, my finger!)
- I'm left holding crumbs of what was once a large and satisfying cake, and you're standing there with most of MY CAKE, making anime eyes and whining about being "reasonable", and wondering "why we won't compromise".
- I'm done with being reasonable, and I'm done with compromise. Nothing about gun control in this country has ever been "reasonable" nor a genuine "compromise".
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