Beta Faggot (Uncle Fucker edit)

Hey, Anonymous, how much do our janitors get paid for moderating an image board?
I don't know Anon, how much?
ZERO!
-laughter-
You're such a manchild, Anon!
Anonymous, why would you call me a manchild?
Well, you see, you're a child in the body of a man!
...oh yeah!
-laughter-
Oh, my sides are in orbit!
Oh, you cock loving semen demon!
Listen, you autismal cum cruncher!
You're a beta faggot!
YOU'RE a beta faggot!

- Song starts -

Suck my fucking dick, beta faggot
You're a reddit-browsing cakeboy, beta faggot
You've never felt a woman's breasts, so crawl back to your manchild nest

Suck MY fucking dick, beta faggot
Your waifu isn't your girlfriend, beta faggot
You don't even have a fucking job, you fat disgusting ugly slob

- Fart solo -

(>this fucking thread)
(Well, what do you expect? It's /v/)

Beta, FAGGOT!
Beta faggot, beta faggot, beta! Faggot!

Suck my fucking dick, beta faggot
You're a dildolicking queerlord, beta faggot
Please swallow a bottle of cyanide
No cock is too large for you to ride!

Beta faggot!
That's B E T A AND FUCK YOU
BETA FAGGOT!

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