$name : Vortex of Crap twitter and skype post generator
$author : Holly
$description : generates a random shitpost that would normally be seen on the Vortex of Crap Bandcamp Label's Discord Group, Skype Group or Twitter.
$amount : 1
$button : generate a viscous meme

$place
Genius Incredible's Mansion
Benis' jail cell
Planet Impotence
Chalkzone
Inaccessible Island
Hell, Michigan
Hell, Norway
Succland
North Korea
South Korea
India
The United Kingdom
Nigel Farrage's Giant Smirking Mouth
The Cameron Conserve
Jew World

$shitpostone
leg are [shitpostdescription]
benis
fuqqed a [shitpostobject]
castrates self
realizes that yerself is [shitpostobject]
castrates [memberofvoc]
THE ITS THE ITS BEEN ONE WEEK SINCE YOU [methodofsuicide]
does a big stinky [shitpostobject]
is a stinky big guy for you xd
fuck off
this generator doesnt even make any sense haha
fucks [individual]
PUTS THE MILK FIRST
does a penetration of [memberofvoc]
performs of kill themself
is haeving groin prolbem
doesnt care if you post gay shit
won't make a scene if you repost furry shit
refuses to have undertale bullshit on their news feed
delets this
delets [shitpostobject]
delets [subject]
good joke i laffed
performs a [perform]
does a [perform]
asks [memberofvoc] to do a [vulgarappendage] on them
poos and [shitpostthree]
HAHAHAHAHAHAA XDDD LOLOOOAOA AAHA  NEB EEE E GGGGGG FFFF
coqq
gives me [shitpostobject] gives me [shitpostobject] gives me [shitpostobject] and also [shitpostobject]
posts yet another F UCKING DOGGO PIC
posts yet another F UCKING PUPPER PIC
can't tell the difference between a pupper and a doggo
probably died idk
commits [methodofsuicide]
GOT C bmm aah fu
IS A FUCKING [householdobject]
ouf mah [shitpostobject]
me [shitpostobject] is [shitpostdescription]
is [shitpostdescription] and [shitpostthree]
DOESNAE GET HER [shitpostobject]
PUSSY
fuck off and [methodofsuicide] tbh
fuck off [memberofvoc]
[methodofsuicide]
has got a hat that belongs to them
really loves bratwurst
is married to [memberofvoc]
had better get back here or genius incredible will shit on them
takes picture of duck but it turns out its actually a black dildo
unzips dick
unzips dick to reveal another dick
unzips [shitpostobject,#bueno] to reveal another [#bueno]
unzips dick to reveal [memberofvoc]
unzips dick to reveal [individual]
tbh
penis idk what to put here haha
poos on a [vulgarappendage]
judges your [shitpostobject] harshly
judges your [householdobject] harshly
judges the new [memberofvoc] album harshly
would like to play [game] but your pc isnt good enough
would like to do a [perform] with [individual]
would like to do a [perform] with [memberofvoc]
HAS HAD IT WITH STUPID FUCKING MEMES
fuck off
and also dicke and balls
fam
deleted vortex of crap
LITERALLY FUCKING KILL YOURSELF
dick wrinkle
brexits

$memberofvoc
Vortex of Crap
genius incredible
professor buddingsquarks
the ghost of professor buddingsquarks
BUN
brian vagina
boypussyathiest
lamr
benis
egg professional
hte poop group
father anguish
callum mingeman
the best of funnie
principle skinner
official DJ dubstep
same
viet cong furries
fantastic good
fffffff
the five mystical presidents
press down thoroughly
IRL girlfriend
fuck off
optimemes prime
YUNG MINCCINO
Llewd Llewyn
Man Who has hurt knee esquire

$individual
stevonicle
aaron
holly
thom
whatever BPA's name is idk
Cii
lamar
gordon
treven
LENNY
dante
Pivot
blue toad
burning desire
oboma
kawaii jesus
wessel
the internet's busiest music nerd
speedcore dave
super arab
thom's girlfriend
fuck off
savant
sonic
rogue the bat
naruto1992Fanner
RichardzPlayzMC
TheBritishTombstone
MordecaiMapper
Igorrr
Elmo
Jack black thats racist
kok
the guy who deleted vortex of crap
holly's boyfriend
SSBBW princess bubblegum
john lennon
paul mcartney
nigel farij
boris johnson
the lizard inside hillary clinton's skin
mr clean
Zephyr Breeze
Misha
raging rarity
psychotic pinkie
terrifying twilight
deceptive applejack
ferocious fluttershy
ryuko matoi
project murphy
mr kipling
Nigels
gaytato
Vivian
Zorro
Chloe
Emma
NotKeiran
Aryan
the stray pube man
A fucking Milkie
Karl Pilkington
Le Rain Man
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Stinky Dinky
Zovi
Sonicspin
SILVA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The Living Tombstone
Tomska
Megan
fictitious anus guy
bonzi buttbuddy
Knob Snob
Sargeant Sad
Jirard Dragonrider Khalil
Jew
Minority

$shitpostdescription
TINY
biggo
larg
suque
ABSOLUTE FUCKIN TRASH
adios
ejaculating all over me quid
gonna brexit my anus in a sec
BIG STINKY
long
literally [individual]
literally [shitpostobject]
poo tbh
yr'rere'reure
fuck off
and also dicke and balls
McPube
sonic riders zero gravity
facetious egg
rectal
really gay tbh
isnt ALIVE HA
poop

$shitpostobject
groin
quid
benis
poop in diaper
funnie poopies
Applejack
thoms tiny legs haha
lack of talent
yr'rere'reure
fuck off
tea
bastart
brexit
well produced bangers
SHIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ayane fukumi's eight hundred dollars
eight hundred dollars
zozzle
groceries
yaoi hands
christmas
viscous meme
ememe
the comforting sounds of paedophillia
the comforting sounds of violation of consent
the comforting sounds of child molestation
the comforting sounds of manslaughter
the comforting sounds of round the clock torture
the comforting sounds of american top gear
the comforting sounds of [householdobject]
the comforting sounds of [shitpostthree]
the comforting sounds of the deletion of vortex of crap
the comforting sounds of toddler tinkering
the comforting sounds of putting the milk first
the comforting sounds of putting the cereal first
pennis
my vortex of crap OC
half a glass of dr pepper
soy beans of course
trout mask replica
BENIS LOOOL AHASJSEHFEBFJWJWEG
dicke
ballso
alfonso basalm
new vortex of crap album
dr pooper more like hehe
tree fiddy
branch
royal bank of scotland
Massachusetts
the deletion of vortex of crap
vintage copy of temporary secretary by paul mcartney
connect the dots book
pooshee
rapeseed
the everybody edits album
the new [memberofvoc] album
a actual bun
american african
african american
living tombstone
vortex of crap shitpost generator
jimijams
hansd
angle
meme lad
concentration camp
beef jerky
beef wellington ensemble with lettuce
chicken sandwich
back to the future sequel
consenting diaper
diaper rape
my health
david bowie's rotting corpse
Jew
Muslim
Minority
stinky poop

$householdobject
quid
milk
wardrobe
rare cent
cabbage
door knob haha knob
book about benises
door
literal sock XD
HAHAHAHAHAHA SPORK HAHA LOL SOOO RANDOM XDD YAAASSSS
lightbubl of shit
fuck off
thoms potato face lol
thom's girlfriend tbh
meme
ememe
quartz
curtains
yer
piss
joke btw
rainbow dash boiled in cum
Hb jrugdjg
beni plural of benis btw
blistering cock
dolla
eight hundred dollars
windows movie maker
christian
jehova's witness
lenny
bombaklaat
dj khaled's spicy rectum
my [householdobject]
leggo
legless arm
legless [householdobjecttwo]
haha fly
broner
bush
crab dab
the coffin of succ
babbage
haha i bet u r not expectin this 1
coKKKKKK
instructions on how to [perform]
perpetually ejaculating dog cock
brexit
scotland yard
canadian flag
official [memberofvoc] theme tune
curtains
cushion
pooshee
e
a yr'rere'reure
beef jerky
the same picture of sir toppam hat [100-10000000000] times
the same picture of john lennon [100-10000000000] times
pyrocannical
uncle jobel
more potatoes
holly's bagina
shark
hasbro toy
jumanji
indians
koreans
africans
[place]

$householdobjecttwo
coqq
sad
kinder surprise
invasive beetroot
why do i even have this catagory

$leljective
invasive
persuasive
injured
dense
pleased
angered
jealous
retarded
superior
inferior
lagging
based
delicious
rank
ill
diseased
coughing
shot
inconceivable
judged
arrested
suave
holy
demonic
cheated
cucked
cheesy
horny
frisky
complete
incomplete
risky
fearless
scared
quivering
rumpling
rustling
cooked
prepared
a bowl of
helpful
incomparable
excited
cheerful
chuffed
miserable
depressed
suicidal
wanking
busy
private
anxious
paranoid
king
kinky
cured
pained
painful
infected
infectious
patient
impatient
variable
fuck off
deleted

$perform
suicide
killing of his or her are self
yr bummbo
shitt
BILBO SUCC
fuck outta here with that shit
not caring if you post gay shit
making a new eeesee copypasta
brexit
eleven nines into you are will are your bum ass
COCK AA
hehehehe he he ee eehehe
treven bum ravage
su's anal bum party
rectum review
colon conscription
fuck off
another brexit
bremain
bromance
piss in a can and feed it to the queen
becomes the queen
delete

$methodofsuicide
does of kill are self
performs a death of ones self
sudokkos
performs death by irony
has a PARACETEMOL OVERDOSE
same
fuck off
McFucking kills themselves
deletes vortex of crap and also themselves
submits themselves to the grave

$game
call of die yourself
haha pong
crisis 3
battlefield bad conan the barbaran
splatoon
FUCK OFF OKAY
fuck off
DEATH IS A GAME AND SO IS LIFE
meeeeme
ememe
the shitpost game
overwatch
Battleborn

$shitpostthree
and also is a [vulgarappendage]
tbh
fam
btw [vulgarappendage] tbh
and also dicke and balls
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i wish i was dead
fuck off

$vulgarappendage
cock
coqq
penis
poo piss
shit pee
poo piss ft shit pee
me quid
big stinky elephant trunk
yer diqq
hedgehog dong
roast potatos with gravy
[householdobject]
[shitpostobject]

$situation
dead
super dead
drowning
ultra dead
mega dead
not alive
staying completely silent, making no noise and pretending I don't exist

$shitpostpicker
[memberofvoc] [shitpostone]
[memberofvoc] [shitpostthree] {80%}
I can be your [shitpostobject] or yuor [shitpostobject]
i can be your [householdobject] or yuor [householdobject]
Me? a [shitpostobject]? No, madam, you must have me confused with someone else. I am a [shitpostobject]
fuck off {1%}
I wish I was [situation]
[householdobject]? wtf thats what my dad calls pajamas
[shitpostobject]? wtf thats what my dad calls pajamas
Nigga I don't care if you repost [shitpostobject] shit. I'm a little irked when you post [shitpostobject] shit but I'm not gonna make a scene. But this? This crosses a line. I refuse to have [shitpostobject] shit on my news feed. The fuck outta here with that.
[shitpostone] {50%}
[shitpostthree] {50%}
[situation] {5%}
[householdobject] tbh
[shitpostobject] tbh
[householdobject] {30%}
[shitpostobject] {30%}
[place] {5%}
[memberofvoc] is just [memberofvoc] tbh
open [individual] RP you start {10%}
open [memberofvoc] RP you start {10%}
open [householdobject] RP you start {10%}
open [shitpostobject] RP you start {10%}
give me [shitpostobject,#one] give me [shitpostobject,#two] give me [#one] and also [#two]
[leljective] benis
[leljective] [shitpostobject] {30%}
[leljective] [householdobject] {30%}
put your [householdobject] away darling it's scaring the [shitpostobject] {10%}
[memberofvoc] tbh
[memberofvoc] is the guy who deleted vortex of crap
[individual] is the guy who deleted vortex of crap
[householdobject] is literally inside [memberofvoc]'s asshole right now {50%}
[shitpostobject] is literally inside [memberofvoc]'s asshole right now {70%}
[householdobject] is literally inside [individual]'s asshole right now {50%}
[shitpostobject] is literally inside [individual]'s asshole right now {70%}
LENNY IS A FUCKING [householdobject]
I'M UP TO MY KNEES IN [shitpostobject]
brb deleting [memberofvoc] {10%}
[memberofvoc] is actually gordon in disguise
[memberofvoc] sends [memberofvoc] 500 of the same pictures of sir toppam hat
Grrrr, grrrr [shitpostobject], Grrrrr
Grrrr, grrrr [householdobject], Grrrr
Grrrr, grrrr [memberofvoc], Grrrr
Grrrr, grrrr [individual], Grrrr
[memberofvoc] puts the milk first
[memberofvoc] sucks [memberofvoc] off in [place]
[memberofvoc] was last seen raping a can of [shitpostobject] in [place]
[memberofvoc] is banished to [place]
[shitpostobject] is deteriorating
[shitpostobject][s] get the fuck out

$haha
[shitpostpicker]
[shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] [shitpostpicker] {1%}

$shitpost
[shitpostpicker]
[haha] {1%}