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  1. 03[23:00] * M4L (Mibbit@synIRC-38B40AB2.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #YIRKS
  2. [23:01] <M4L> PENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISPENISP
  3. [23:01] <M4L> 8=============D
  4. [23:01] <M4L> 8======D~~~~~~
  5. [23:01] <Venompawz> Hey M4L
  6. [23:01] <Venompawz> Fancington is coming back soon
  7. [23:01] <M4L> 8==D <---reality
  8. [23:01] <M4L> whoa
  9. [23:02] <M4L> really?
  10. [23:02] <Venompawz> He was really looking forward to being able to talk to you again
  11. [23:02] <Venompawz> Yes
  12. 01[23:02] <Evoq> thanks for telling the rest of us >:(
  13. [23:02] <M4L> I have so much to share with him
  14. [23:02] <M4L> also
  15. [23:02] <Venompawz> He is coming back sooner than he thought
  16. [23:02] <M4L> CONGRATS MR AND MRS SPERGLORD
  17. 01[23:02] <Evoq> how does that work
  18. [23:02] <Venompawz> Hahaha
  19. [23:02] <Venompawz> Did you see what Fancington did to PauI?
  20. 01[23:02] <Evoq> "sorry we have too many pilots on this ship youre going home"
  21. [23:02] <M4L> NO
  22. [23:02] <M4L> GOD
  23. [23:02] <M4L> TELL ME
  24. [23:02] <Venompawz> Look at his SA profile
  25. [23:03] <M4L> I'M ALMOST THERE
  26. [23:03] <Venompawz> There is big red angry text
  27. [23:03] <M4L> link?
  28. [23:03] <Venompawz> PauI has no idea who did it
  29. [23:03] <M4L> I have no idea
  30. [23:03] <M4L> who he is
  31. [23:03] <M4L> on SA
  32. 01[23:03] <Evoq> http://forums.somethingawful.com/member.php?action=getinfo&userid=106026
  33. [23:03] <M4L> WHO THE FUCK IS STORYTELLER?
  34. [23:03] <M4L> AHAHAHA
  35. [23:03] <M4L> FANCY DID IT
  36. [23:04] <Venompawz> He doesn't want PauI to know
  37. [23:04] <Venompawz> He wants him to be confused
  38. [23:04] <M4L> He swore that if Paul changed his avatar back
  39. [23:04] <M4L> he'd change it again
  40. [23:04] <Venompawz> Hahahaha
  41. 01[23:04] <Evoq> Im still waiting for DM to change it back
  42. [23:04] <M4L> he's struck from the sandbox
  43. [23:04] <M4L> truly
  44. [23:04] <M4L> he is the best of us all
  45. 01[23:04] <Evoq> DM actually cried about it for him and he said he wouldnt change it
  46. [23:04] <Venompawz> He is planning on harassing the everloving hell out of PauI when he is back
  47. [23:04] <Venompawz> He's going to have so much rage to just pour onto him
  48. [23:04] <M4L> awesome
  49. [23:04] <M4L> I miss kicking it with Fancy
  50. [23:05] <M4L> *gay
  51. [23:05] <Venompawz> Hahaha
  52. [23:08] <M4L> any idea when he'll be back?
  53. 01[23:29] <Evoq> [23:28] <Student_PauI> What the fuck is going on with M4L?
  54. [23:29] <Venompawz> Hahahahahaha
  55. [23:29] <Venompawz> Oh man I am dying
  56. [23:29] <Venompawz> Hahahahahaha
  57. [23:30] <Venompawz> (23:30:03) (Student_PauI) What the hell is going on?
  58. [23:30] <Venompawz> (23:30:09) (Venompawz) I don't know
  59. [23:30] <Venompawz> (23:30:17) (Venompawz) But I want to buy a cat clock
  60. [23:30] <Chronojam> ... :V
  61. [23:31] <Venompawz> (23:30:31) (Venompawz) Or a wind chime
  62. [23:31] <Venompawz> (23:30:33) (Venompawz) Or a dress
  63. [23:31] <Venompawz> (23:30:40) (Venompawz) So many possibilities!
  64. 01[23:31] <Evoq> a cat dress
  65. 01[23:31] <Evoq> what
  66. [23:32] <Chronojam> She already has one
  67. [23:32] <Chronojam> what
  68. 01[23:32] <Evoq> [23:32] <Student_PauI> M4L and Chrono are trolling each other at this point right?
  69. [23:32] <Venompawz> Someone needs to say "What the fuck PauI look what you've caused you dumbass"
  70. 02[23:33] * M4L (Mibbit@synIRC-38B40AB2.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  71. 03[23:34] * M3L (Mibbit@synIRC-38B40AB2.austin.res.rr.com) has joined #YIRKS
  72. [23:35] <Chronojam> Hahaha
  73. [23:35] <Chronojam> (23:34:00) —› quit: (M4L) (Mibbit@synIRC-38B40AB2.austin.res.rr.com) (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
  74. [23:35] <Chronojam> (23:34:01) (&Chronojam) Besides if you touch my manhood I'm fairly sure you don't get your 72 underage girls
  75. 04[23:35] <Chronojam> (23:34:03) (&Evoq) I was going to say "WE ARENT HINDU" but that doesnt really work
  76. [23:35] <Chronojam> (23:34:04) (&Chronojam) Fuck he missed it!
  77. [23:35] <Chronojam> (23:35:27) (&Chronojam) Stupid arab
  78. [23:35] <M3L> HAHAHAHA
  79. [23:35] <M3L> YEEEESSSS
  80. 06[23:35] * M3L jacks it with some icing
  81. 01[23:36] <Evoq> [23:35] <Student_PauI> Knowing my luck he'll suicide bomb me at a liberal type meeting, something like "No Blood for Oil" or "Israel out of M4L's Anus"
  82. [23:36] <Venompawz> (23:35:40) (Student_PauI) Knowing my luck he'll suicide bomb me at a liberal type meeting, something like "No Blood for Oil" or "Israel out of M4L's Anus"
  83. 01[23:36] <Evoq> hah
  84. [23:36] <Venompawz> PauI is snappy tonight!
  85. 06[23:36] * Chronojam eats some cookies and cream candy bar bits
  86. [23:37] <Chronojam> A good night, indeed.
  87. [23:37] <Chronojam> My train was late but I had corned beef and candy
  88. [23:37] <Chronojam> And I did not get hit by a plane
  89. 01[23:37] <Evoq> always a good day when you dont get hit by a plane
  90. [23:37] <M3L> oh dude
  91. [23:38] <M3L> VAG made corn beef hash for dinner
  92. [23:38] <M3L> I love corned beerf
  93. [23:38] <Chronojam> Haha, can we pronounce that as "vadge"
  94. [23:38] <M3L> also
  95. [23:38] <Chronojam> because I would like to
  96. [23:38] <M3L> log every religiously intolerant thing Paul says
  97. [23:38] <Chronojam> Issue a fatwah at the month's end?
  98. [23:39] <M3L> because I want to spread the rumor that Fancy is super religiously tolerant
  99. [23:39] <M3L> and that he likes people that show diversity and tolerance of muslims
  100. [23:39] <Chronojam> Hahaha
  101. [23:40] <Chronojam> <cut to present-day Middle East>
  102. [23:40] <Chronojam> <Fancington is bombing Muslims>
  103. [23:40] <M3L> I want to see this through to the logical conclusion
  104. [23:40] <M3L> of Paul being exposed as a racist
  105. [23:40] <Chronojam> Hahahhaha
  106. [23:40] <M3L> and all of us denouncing him at once
  107. [23:40] <Chronojam> "Paui I am taken aback at your behaviour!"
  108. [23:41] <Chronojam> For some reason European "u" sneak into my words when I feel like trolling
  109. [23:41] <Chronojam> I become British
  110. [23:41] <M3L> YOU INTOLERANT VAG RAG!
  111. [23:41] <Venompawz> Hahahahahaha
  112. [23:41] <Chronojam> Venompawz even noticed that time
  113. [23:41] <M3L> hahaha
  114. [23:42] <M3L> when I troll people, I like to include way too specific stories, with details too embaressing to be anything but true.
  115. [23:42] <M3L> I also tell actual stories this way
  116. [23:42] <M3L> so, what I'm getting at is my life is not very serious
  117. [23:42] <M3L> and is like, one solid joke
  118. [23:42] <M3L> :smith:
  119. [23:43] <Chronojam> :(
  120. [23:43] <Chronojam> I like your stories
  121. [23:43] <Venompawz> (23:42:29) (Venompawz) He seems to hate you for some reason
  122. [23:43] <Venompawz> (23:42:36) (Venompawz) Do you know what he looks like?
  123. [23:43] <Venompawz> (23:42:41) (Venompawz) He's seen a photo of you before
  124. [23:43] <Venompawz> (23:43:00) (Venompawz) He's in Texas so hopefully you won't run across eachother
  125. [23:43] <Venompawz> (23:43:01) (Student_PauI) Yeah, but if I'm lucky he might think I'm a gay airplane or a random 40 year old
  126. [23:44] <M3L> gay airplane?
  127. [23:44] <M3L> wtf?
  128. [23:44] <M3L> god damnit, why does nobody live in San Diego?
  129. 04[23:44] <Venompawz> (23:44:09) (&Evoq) what the fuck does that even mean
  130. [23:44] <Venompawz> (23:44:24) (Student_PauI) Chrono edited a photo of me to insert a gay airplane image
  131. [23:44] <M3L> I'm going back in april for more medical tests
  132. [23:45] <M3L> HAHAHA
  133. [23:45] <M3L> YOU DID WHAT?
  134. 06[23:45] * M3L high-fives chrono
  135. 01[23:45] <Evoq> [23:44] <Student_PauI> And I was wearing really out of fashion clothes
  136. 01[23:45] <Evoq> also fuck San Diego come up to Bakersfield
  137. [23:45] <Venompawz> PauI seemed really disturbed by the airplane anthro porn
  138. [23:46] <Venompawz> So Chronojam photoshopped it into a photo that had PauI in it
  139. [23:46] <M3L> fantastic
  140. [23:47] <Chronojam> M3L it was one of Planefucker April's (or whatever her name was) drawings
  141. [23:47] <M3L> jesus christ
  142. [23:47] <Chronojam> Of like a "sexy" 737
  143. [23:47] <M3L> this mod challenge
  144. [23:47] <M3L> for Storyteller
  145. [23:47] <M3L> is fantastic
  146. [23:48] <M3L> HAHAHAHA
  147. [23:48] <M3L> holy shit
  148. 01[23:48] <Evoq> mod challenges are gay hth
  149. [23:48] <Chronojam> I, for one, enjoy mod challenges
  150. [23:48] <Chronojam> Abraham usually does clever ones
  151. [23:48] <M3L> I remember, in the long ago of YLS history
  152. [23:48] <Chronojam> (23:47:35) (Student_PauI) Eh, there are patches of skin where hair doesn't grow on account of childhood falling into brick fireplaces or onto chopsticks
  153. [23:48] <Chronojam> wut
  154. [23:48] <M3L> when Chrono suggested we bio engineer an Anthro plane
  155. [23:48] <M3L> and make it gay
  156. [23:48] <M3L> and posted that pick
  157. 01[23:49] <Evoq> you need to find that picture by the way  Chrono
  158. 01[23:49] <Evoq> Im not gonna go through my 4000 log files to find it
  159. [23:49] <M3L> Abraham can suck my fat (but tiny) penis
  160. 04[23:51] <Chronojam> I may have deleted it Evoq
  161. [23:51] <Venompawz> Do you have to learn knots in the Navy?
  162. 01[23:51] <Evoq> ffffffff
  163. 01[23:52] <Evoq> do you happen to remember when it was
  164. [23:52] <Chronojam> Not at all, heh
  165. 01[23:52] <Evoq> >:|
  166. 01[23:53] <Evoq> need to start using Pidgin again just because its a hell of a lot easier to search logs
  167. 03[23:54] * Bassetking (~Gojira@synIRC-D9DD62A3.woh.res.rr.com) has joined #YIRKS
  168. [23:55] <M3L> Venom: Not unless you're a BM
  169. [23:55] <M3L> however
  170. [23:55] <M3L> as far as Berkut is concerned
  171. 01[23:55] <Evoq> those still exist
  172. [23:56] <Bassetking> I know you are fine.
  173. [23:56] <M3L> tell him he needs to find a boyscout field manual
  174. [23:56] <Venompawz> He better study up on his hangman's knot
  175. [23:56] <M3L> and memorise EVERY KNOT
  176. [23:56] <M3L> BK, what up?
  177. [23:56] <Venompawz> (23:54:48) (Student_PauI) Hey Bassetking, you missed m4l's mental breakdown
  178. [23:56] <Venompawz> (23:55:46) (@Bassetking) Oh man, is he ok?
  179. 01[23:57] <Evoq> Chrono
  180. 01[23:57] <Evoq> write me up a script that dumps all of my .txt logs into a single file
  181. 01[23:57] <Evoq> tia
  182. [23:58] <M3L> ahahaha
  183. [23:58] <M3L> BK is a good man
  184. [23:58] <Bassetking> "Go On".
  185. [23:58] <M3L> BK, get him to say the most racist things possible
  186. [23:58] <M3L> and don't comment on it
  187. [23:58] <Bassetking> Oh, I plan to.
  188. [23:58] <Bassetking> Entierly.
  189. [23:59] <M3L> I am so gay for you. First black goat.se, now this?
  190. [23:59] <M3L> I'm adding you to my fanfiction I'm writing about me and Fancngton's Naval adventures.
  191. Session Close: Thu Mar 18 00:00:00 2010
  192. [00:00] <Bassetking> Haha, awesome.
  193. [00:02] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> I made some sort of crack about bacon at some point, then asked if implatable cameras would be okay with him, on the one hand they record images of people but on the other hand its to let someone else who was blind see
  194. [00:02] <Bassetking> Bassetking> You mean implantable cameras?
  195. [00:03] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> Yeah
  196. [00:03] <Bassetking> <Bassetking> How would implantable cameras let the blind see?
  197. [00:03] <M3L> LCDR Beefsteak Fancington and BAMFMC M4L then high fived so hard, a thousand women across the world fell over in orgasmic bliss, but then they realized it was just cramps, because women can't orgasam, the only joy they feel is when on their period they get an excuse to make men even more miserable then usual.
  198. [00:03] <Venompawz> HAHAHA
  199. [00:03] <Venompawz> Totally am pasting that in the email
  200. [00:04] <Bassetking> Then Tuyop wrote Fancington another thousand word poem of longing, maxed his squats, and sent himself to the hospital again.
  201. [00:05] <M3L> I killed the evil Berkut by popping a giant submarine sized boner, letting it float at the dock. When Berkut mounted it to get inside, he was arrested for being a total queermo.
  202. [00:05] <Venompawz> Hahahahahahahaha
  203. [00:06] <M3L> Tuyop is the reoccuring villain
  204. [00:06] <M3L> he's so fat, he needs a forklift to ferry him around
  205. [00:06] <M3L> and he only has sex with fat asian girls with backne.
  206. [00:07] <Bassetking> Fat Backne asians need love too.
  207. [00:07] <M3L> I plan on writing a three page actin sequence of us drinking coffee
  208. [00:07] <M3L> *action
  209. [00:07] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> I asked him because he seems hard core "people shouldn't even be using cameras to record images of people" version of Islam
  210. [00:08] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> Oh, I also asked a question about burka wearing and if that changed anything re: eye camera
  211. [00:09] <M3L> KEEP TALKING PAUL! YOUR SPERG SENSE OF IMPORTANCE FILLS ME WITH GLEE
  212. [00:10] <Bassetking> Bassetking> Well, the tenets of the Quran do state that the creation of graven images is a sin...
  213. [00:10] <Bassetking> <Bassetking> So I can see where he is coming from, if the creation of images is held to be sinful.
  214. [00:10] <Bassetking> <Student_PauI> I think that was his stance
  215. [00:11] <Bassetking> Bassetking> And you held that stance against him?
  216. [00:11] <Bassetking> <Bassetking> You berated him because of firmly and deeply held religious beliefs?
  217. [00:11] <Bassetking> <Student_PauI> No, then he blew up
  218. [00:11] <Bassetking> <Student_PauI> Like I was trolling him
  219. 01[00:12] <Evoq> http://img.waffleimages.com/94baeb961ed68eb895c230bd58c1d9142b9899c5/80707242.jpg welp
  220. [00:12] <Bassetking> Bassetking> You were kind of... insensitive; regarding the method you used to inquire into the beliefs of his faith.
  221. [00:12] <Bassetking> <Student_PauI> Yes I was, and I appologized
  222. [00:12] <Bassetking> <Bassetking> And the questioning to see if there were "Loopholes" around that tenet.
  223. [00:13] <Bassetking> Is...
  224. [00:13] <Bassetking> Is that a child's coffin
  225. [00:13] <Bassetking> With Juggalo Clowns on it
  226. [00:14] <ateatree> what's not to get
  227. [00:14] <ateatree> that picture is old as hell
  228. [00:14] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> The bacon thing would probably have been asking him if he'd try bacon jerky before finding out he followed Islam.  I remember asking a lot of people that.
  229. [00:15] <M3L> no
  230. [00:15] <M3L> it wasn't
  231. [00:15] <M3L> he asked when I "came out"
  232. [00:16] <Bassetking> Bassetking> Well, I certainly don't see how asking a Muslim if they enjoyed pork prior to discovering their faith could be insulting.
  233. [00:16] <Bassetking> I am waiting for his response.
  234. [00:16] <M3L> hahaha
  235. [00:16] <Bassetking> Have you seen his new title, M4L?
  236. [00:17] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> Oh, now I remember the third thing.  Venompawz Dad was stressing her out, I was stressed out and wanted an excuse to get out of the house, so I offered to give her a ride and then M4L responded something like "Why you trying to take her out without an escort? You want Allah to smite you bitch?"
  237. [00:18] <Venompawz> Hahahahahahahahahahaha
  238. [00:18] <M3L> yes, it rules
  239. [00:19] <M3L> hahaha
  240. [00:19] <M3L> YES
  241. [00:19] <M3L> that was awesome
  242. [00:19] <M3L> but really
  243. [00:19] <Bassetking> Bassetking> Well, she is married, and to attempt to be in a private location such as a car, or traveling with a Married Woman without her husband, or a family escort can be in violation of Sharia.
  244. [00:19] <Bassetking> <Student_PauI> She was unmarried at the time
  245. [00:19] <Bassetking> <Bassetking> Even worse.
  246. [00:19] <M3L> it was "Are you calling her a whore? Taking her out with out her father or brother as an escort?"
  247. [00:20] <M3L> or something
  248. [00:20] <Venompawz> I am still laughing from Berkut being killed from mounting your submarine sized boner and getting arrested for being gay
  249. [00:20] <Bassetking> How could you arrest a Submariner for being gay?
  250. [00:20] <Venompawz> I like that him getting arrested for being gay makes him die somehow
  251. 01[00:21] <Evoq> prison rape
  252. [00:21] <Bassetking> Yeah.
  253. 01[00:21] <Evoq> ruptured intestine
  254. [00:21] <Venompawz> Hahahahaha
  255. [00:21] <Bassetking> Poor boy took one too big.
  256. [00:21] <Bassetking> Guy ripped straight through his colon.
  257. [00:21] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> So then I asked him if I was going to hell in his eyes and his response was basically "Not my position to say, but Allah will probably smite you", alright, she was engaged, not married, but either way his view of me would still be "heathen monkey"
  258. [00:22] <M3L> Yes, it was an undercover operation. LCDR Beefcake couldn't touch him, despite discovering Berkut was actually a defective communist super spy cyborg. It was meant to infiltrate the highest levels of the military industrial complex, but crappy soviet coding meant it stalks girls on the internet and is only qualified to enlist as an unrated submariner.
  259. [00:22] <Venompawz> Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
  260. [00:23] <Bassetking> Man, I really need to stop winding up the Pauisperg
  261. [00:23] <M3L> in case you're wondering how our hero BAMFMC M4L managed to avoid charges himself
  262. [00:23] <M3L> he punched Berkut in the face and called him fag afterward
  263. [00:23] <Bassetking> Nope. No wonders.
  264. [00:23] <M3L> making it totally not homo for him
  265. [00:23] <Bassetking> He's a BAMFMC
  266. [00:24] <Bassetking> ergo:
  267. [00:24] <Bassetking> He does what he wants.
  268. [00:24] <M3L> HE PLAYS BY HIS OWN RULES
  269. [00:24] <Bassetking> LOOSE
  270. [00:24] <Bassetking> CANNON
  271. [00:24] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> Sorry, in my mind he views me like a heathen monkey.  Whenever I think of that phrase though I think of someone else saying that so it got put in quotes unthinkingly
  272. [00:25] <Bassetking> I think Paui needs another new title and avatar.
  273. [00:25] <Bassetking> "Heathen Monkey"
  274. [00:25] <M3L> hahaha
  275. [00:25] <M3L> jesus!
  276. [00:25] <Venompawz> (00:24:41) (Venompawz) Pretty sure he wants you dead
  277. [00:25] <Venompawz> (00:24:42) —› quit: (John_A_Tallon) (~JAT@synIRC-3E31521C.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) (Connection reset by peer)
  278. [00:25] <M3L> I said that it wasn't my place to say, it was between him and god
  279. [00:25] <M3L> not "allah will smite you
  280. [00:25] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> Does he want Chronojam dead too?
  281. [00:26] <Venompawz> Bassetking is all the reasonable listener and I am just like "Nope he wants you to die SORRY BUD"
  282. [00:26] <M3L> OH YEAH
  283. [00:26] <Venompawz> I'm so mean :V
  284. [00:26] <Venompawz> (00:25:08) (Student_PauI) Does he want Chronojam dead too?
  285. [00:26] <Venompawz> (00:26:05) (Venompawz) No he owes him money
  286. [00:26] <Venompawz> (00:26:11) (Venompawz) Wouldn't be productive for him to be dead
  287. 02[00:27] * Strabo4 (~strabo4@synIRC-4ECE97BC.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
  288. [00:27] <Venompawz> (00:27:08) (@Bassetking) Yeah. Sharia law is big on debt and obligation.
  289. [00:27] <Venompawz> (00:27:09) —› quit: (Strabo4) (~strabo4@synIRC-4ECE97BC.sttlwa.dsl-w.verizon.net) (Connection reset by peer)
  290. [00:27] <Venompawz> (00:27:11) (Student_PauI) Got it, 1) borrow money from M4L 2) take time to pay him back 3) free ticket to call him every racial epitaph under the sun
  291. [00:27] <Venompawz> (00:27:25) (Venompawz) Pretty much
  292. [00:28] <M3L> YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSS
  293. [00:28] <M3L> mission complete.
  294. [00:28] <M3L> it's not cyber bullying
  295. [00:28] <M3L> if I never reveal
  296. [00:28] <M3L> that I'm not muslim
  297. [00:29] <Venompawz> (00:28:24) (Venompawz) Unless the person is Jewish
  298. [00:29] <Venompawz> (00:28:33) (Venompawz) I don't think he would lend money to a Jewish person
  299. [00:29] <M3L> hahahahaa
  300. [00:29] <M3L> that's right
  301. [00:29] <M3L> they HAVE money! :colbert:
  302. 01[00:29] <Evoq> [00:29] <Student_PauI> And to think I wanted him to join us in the next Call of Yisthulhu :-(
  303. 01[00:29] <Evoq> LOOK WHAT YOU DID
  304. [00:29] <Venompawz> (00:29:14) (Student_PauI) And to think I wanted him to join us in the next Call of Yisthulhu :-(
  305. [00:29] <Venompawz> (00:29:23) (Venompawz) Now that I think about it
  306. [00:29] <Venompawz> (00:29:31) (Venompawz) He didn't seem to wanna lend Fancington any money
  307. [00:30] <M3L> OH NO!
  308. [00:30] <M3L> Now I'll have to show up!
  309. [00:31] <M3L> (can't, no time)
  310. [00:31] <Bassetking> Paui'll flake again.
  311. [00:31] <M3L> BUT ONE DAY
  312. [00:31] <M3L> I will
  313. [00:31] <M3L> and I'll make a jew girl
  314. [00:31] <M3L> and ask for money
  315. [00:31] <M3L> and remind everyone to remember to wash their hands
  316. [00:31] <M3L> because of germs
  317. [00:31] <Venompawz> Hahahahahahaha
  318. [00:32] <Bassetking> M4L, we had a character carrying raw meat around with her in her purse, for most of the game.
  319. [00:32] <M3L> and I'll shoot Paul's character in the face
  320. [00:32] <Bassetking> Yessssssssssss
  321. [00:32] <M3L> and when he asks why
  322. [00:32] <M3L> I'll say "people hate jews for a reason"
  323. [00:32] <Bassetking> FYI:
  324. [00:32] <Bassetking> I'm gonna PM DM to implement the second stage of "Plan Fuck Paui's Cottage"
  325. 01[00:32] <Evoq> if you join Yisthulu you should be a muslim
  326. [00:33] <M3L> hahahaha!
  327. [00:33] <M3L> since I have to be a girl
  328. [00:33] <Bassetking> Student_PauI> M4l makes me want to become a Sufi just to rub his dogmatic view of Islam in his face.
  329. 01[00:33] <Evoq> and do nothing but spend all sesson scowling at Basset and Fancy
  330. [00:33] <M3L> I'll constantly describe my garb
  331. [00:33] <Venompawz> M3L your Jew plan is pretty much what Fancington did
  332. [00:33] <Venompawz> It made PauI very furious
  333. [00:33] <M3L> hahaha
  334. [00:33] <M3L> no way
  335. [00:34] <Venompawz> He was a Jew girl and killed PauI if I remember correctly
  336. 01[00:34] <Evoq> what was stage 2
  337. 01[00:34] <Evoq> I thought stage 1 was "set cottage on fire"
  338. [00:34] <Bassetking> Nope. Stage 1 was "Buy property directly east of cottage."
  339. 01[00:34] <Evoq> oh this is your own personal set of stages
  340. [00:35] <Bassetking> Stage 2 is "Divert rivers that feed into Paui's pond"
  341. [00:35] <Bassetking> This means that all of Paui's water, plumbing, and property value stops existing.
  342. [00:36] <M3L> step three: "M4L plays 'typical american girl' and she drinks a lot, swears, dishonors her family, and rapes Paul's character because of her wild and crazy sex addiction created by her inability to understand God's plan."
  343. 01[00:36] <Evoq> uhh
  344. 01[00:36] <Evoq> thats Sormus
  345. [00:36] <M3L> GOD DAMNIT
  346. 01[00:36] <Evoq> only Sormus' chick isnt American
  347. [00:36] <M3L> WHYARE ALL THE GOOD CONCEPTS TAKEN?
  348. 01[00:37] <Evoq> also Sormus rapes everyone
  349. 01[00:37] <Evoq> :smith:
  350. [00:37] <M3L> http://double-chinned.mirror.waffleimages.com/data/11/11b0645537bfa9033aaf097506b559bd1a4e7595.png
  351. [00:43] <M3L> alright queermos, I'm out
  352. 02[00:43] * M3L (Mibbit@synIRC-38B40AB2.austin.res.rr.com) Quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
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