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- Kerubim Episode 8 translation
- Title: The Pandala's Chichala
- Papycha!
- I'm busy! Get the door, Joris.
- Papycha! There's a big Pandawa at the door!
- Really? Well tell him to go suck a Dofus!
- I'd rather get some fried fish!
- Zado!
- Unbelievable! Zadomachoan in the flesh!
- You finally climbed down your mountain?
- Yup!
- Got room for dessert?
- No, but maybe a small glass from [i]that bottle[/i]...
- I was wondering when you'd take it out.
- What's that bottle?
- No, this isn't for children.
- Come on, tell me! Is it magical?
- That's for sure, Jojo! Especially what's in it!
- Say, Papycha, can I have a drop?
- Can I try it? Please!
- No!
- It's not for children!
- This bottle has quite the story.
- You must first know that it is thanks to it that I met Zado.
- Yup, and that you met my faithful follower.
- This isn't a story we tell everyone. Only to those who can keep a secret.
- [i]I[/i] can keep secrets!
- At the time, I was looking for Ecaflip City. I was young, pretty, indestructible! Only one thing could stop me in my search for treasure.
- What was that, Papycha?
- Breaking a nail! Or many, as it were.
- But the best encounters always happen through luck.
- The worst encounters too, in fact.
- For the first time of my life, I would face at once an angel, and a monstrous, sneezing Peki Peki.
- Hey you, over there!
- Is Ecaflip City far from here?
- I'll bet a bag of feed that the Pandawas are gonna take a beating!
- Meow!
- Down!
- No way! Don't even think about –
- I'm Kerubim... What's your name?
- My name is... um...
- What was her name, again?
- Cancoon. Impressive memory you've got there.
- Oh, right! Cancoon. I knew it!
- And the other guy was...
- Oh, I don't remember his.
- Well um, Guy. It's all the same.
- After the hit to his head, Guy seemed to have lost it.
- Is he always like that?
- No, he was rather normal before he got knocked out by you. But now...
- We'll never be able to pass the test...
- What test?
- We must craft a magical spicy milk, the Chichala. We need to gather several ingredients to prepare it, but it's very dangerous and with Guy like this, I might as well give up now...
- I had absolutely no reason to help them, but does a hero forsake a lady in distress?
- No!
- Dry your tears, darling.
- Eca-City will wait until you get your smile back! On my honor, I will help you gather the ingredients! Even at the cost of my own life.
- Thank you... Thank you...
- Really? Are you sure?
- Of course I'm sure!
- Well if I remember correctly, Cancoon told me another version...
- Maybe I can help you... If you give me a kiss! Just a small kiss!
- Shenanigans! Who do you think I am?
- Anyway. I decided to help her out of the kindness of my heart...
- Thanks to me, she had obtained the first ingredient: a Peki's snot. And we were all on our way to get the second ingredient.
- What is that?
- A Fire Kwakere.
- About 350 hit points, 7 AP and 5 MP. And 100% Fire Resistance! Of course, we need its egg.
- Hey, you look much better all of a sudden!
- Me? But... who are you?
- A Kwakere! There's a Kwakere! Run for it!
- [i]Tweet tweet tweet...[/i]
- Cancoon!
- Cancoon!
- Kerubim! It's all yours!
- That's a good one! I remember that part, and that's not how it happened.
- According to Cancoon, it was more like this...
- Am I the one telling the story or what?
- All right, all right, never mind me.
- Right. Where was I? Ah yes, anyway.
- We had two ingredients. We still had three more to get. First, a Touchparak's web.
- Which I got in one swift move.
- Wow!
- Then, hairs from the tail of the terrible Yokai Firefoux!
- Ha! No sweat! And finally, a pink flower from the terrifying Masked Toad's territory.
- A masked toad?
- But this last ingredient almost cost your poor Papycha his life...
- I want to thank you, Kerubim. Without you, I would have never...
- No, it's only natural. It was my destiny as a legendary and super-awesome superhero to help you, fair lady.
- Come on now, let's get going, quit cooing and start looking for the Masked Toad's pink flower!
- Cancoon...
- I found your flower...
- Cancoon!
- Kerubim!
- Cancoon!
- Kerubim!
- You have to dive! We must save Cancoon!
- Utmost horror! I couldn't swim! But I was the only one who could save her!
- Don't tell me you're going to just watch her drown?
- No! On my own life, I had to dive!
- Kerubim!
- Cancoon!
- I have an idea! I'll get us out of here!
- And then? Did you drown?
- No, of course not! Cancoon saved me!
- Kerubim! Kerubim!
- By giving me mouth-to-mouth.
- And that is how we managed to obtain the five ingredients required for this famous magical Chichala!
- That's all? But, you were supposed to tell me how you met Zado?
- We only met after that, when it was time to make the vial.
- That's a funny ending. But that's not what little Cancoon told me...
- Of course! Girls don't talk about those things!
- In her version, it sounded more like this...
- Lay off the bamboo milk! It's blurring your memory, old friend!
- Were you even there? No! I was!
- Nevertheless, Cancoon is a reputable source. You're not.
- Why, call me a liar while you're at it!
- Well, if you insist, now that you mention it...
- Coming from a man who claims to have invented bamboo milk...
- I'm telling you I did!
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