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  1. OTAKU:
  2.  
  3. You say English, we say Japanese
  4.  
  5. You say cars, we say Nyan Cat
  6.  
  7. You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid
  8.  
  9. You say swords, we say Bleach
  10.  
  11. You say reality, we say anime
  12.  
  13. You say comics, we say manga
  14.  
  15. You say countries, we say Hetalia
  16.  
  17. You say hello, we say konichiwa
  18.  
  19. You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows
  20.  
  21. You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions
  22.  
  23. You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling
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  25. You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters
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  27. You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal
  28.  
  29. You say souls, we say Soul Eater
  30.  
  31. You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE
  32.  
  33. You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL
  34.  
  35. You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto
  36.  
  37. You say Family, We say Vongola
  38.  
  39. You say notebook,We say DeathNote
  40.  
  41. You say Gay, We say Yaoi
  42.  
  43. You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny
  44.  
  45. You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus.
  46.  
  47. I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.
  48.  
  49. I am the girl that people look through when I say something.
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  51. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most others wouldn't call normal.
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  53. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.
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  55. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, Twitter, Facebook because i just don't see the appeal.
  56.  
  57. I am the girl that has never been asked out.
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  59. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
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  61. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one else seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with anime, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her (yet it would be nice) and knows the importance of the little things. :-)
  62.  
  63. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Lots of things.)
  64.  
  65. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
  66.  
  67. If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.
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  69. If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!! (You've got to admit. Lots of guys nowadays are a hella ugly.)
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  71. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.
  72.  
  73. If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!
  74.  
  75. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
  76.  
  77. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
  78.  
  79. If you've read a fan-fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
  80.  
  81. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
  82.  
  83. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
  84.  
  85. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
  86.  
  87. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
  88. I am an otaku and I'm proud!!!
  89.  
  90. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile
  91.  
  92. If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile.
  93.  
  94. If you wish Anime was real in this world copy & paste this on to your profile!!!!
  95.  
  96. Copy and paste this if you've ever wanted to jump into a book and strangle a character for being dumb.
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  98. Copy and paste this on your profile if you've wondered why something wasn't working until you realized that it wasn't plugged in.
  99.  
  100. If you have fallen out of your chair trying to pick something up then copy and paste this.
  101.  
  102. Copy and paste this if you have accidentally gotten a brush stuck in your hair.
  103.  
  104. If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.
  105.  
  106.  
  107. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. (Lots of things.)
  108.  
  109. If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.
  110.  
  111. If you are always pressing one button when you mean to press another, copy this onto your profile.
  112.  
  113. If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!! (You've got to admit. Lots of guys nowadays are a hella ugly.)
  114.  
  115. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile.
  116.  
  117. If you ever went to get something, then got into the room and forgot why you were in there, copy this into your profile!
  118.  
  119. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
  120.  
  121. If you talk back to the TV, copy this into your profile.
  122.  
  123. If you've read a fan-fiction, copy and paste this onto your profile.
  124.  
  125. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!
  126.  
  127. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
  128.  
  129. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
  130.  
  131. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
  132.  
  133. If you want to learn/learning Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.
  134.  
  135. If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!
  136.  
  137. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.
  138.  
  139. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile
  140.  
  141. If you ever face planted on anything copy and paste this on your profile.
  142.  
  143. If you ever bumped into a wall copy and paste this on your profile.
  144.  
  145. If you can't live without music copy and paste this on your profile.
  146.  
  147. If you have way too many of these things, copy and paste this into your profile.
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  149. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
  150.  
  151. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
  152.  
  153. If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (the oven and mircowave too)
  154.  
  155. If you love Fanfiction.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
  156.  
  157. If you love myanimelist.net, copy and paste this into your profile.
  158.  
  159. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.
  160.  
  161. If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy and paste this in your profile.
  162.  
  163. If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventilated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile
  164.  
  165. If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile
  166.  
  167. If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.
  168.  
  169. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile.
  170.  
  171. If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.
  172.  
  173. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.
  174.  
  175. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
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  177. Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
  178.  
  179. If you know there's more to good random humor than saying "cheese", "cookie", or "pie", copy and paste this into your profile..
  180.  
  181. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
  182.  
  183. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
  184.  
  185. If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
  186.  
  187. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.
  188.  
  189. If you think writer's block is evil, put this in your profile.
  190.  
  191. If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.
  192.  
  193. If you don't care what other people think about you or your clothes, about how much money you have, or about how pretty you are, paste this in your profile.
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