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I was a funposter
On the /pone/ I lurked all night
Earth pony Twilight as my file
Turned all the hotheads into butthurt, raging wrecks
Most of the dank memes gave us all so many keks
Hotpockets banned me 'cause the whole board's sick of it
But I still post my shit

I was a drawfag
Enforced the rule thirty-four
And left them all crying for moar
The draw thread flourished with my dirty fetish porn
I ignored moralfags and all their faggy scorn
Some Anons raped me when they found my Patreon
But I'm still drawing on


I was a writefag
About my waifu I did write
And all the stories in my mind
So word by word we built a great hideaway place
The trip got left on and they punched me in the face
My real-life job forced me to put the greentext down
But I am still around

I'll always be a fag, a fag, a fag, a fag ...


I ride my horsey across the universe divide
And when I reach the other side
I'll find the place that has my waifu if I can
Perhaps I may become a funposter again
Or I may simply be a puddle of semen
But the ride will remain

And I'll be a fag again, again, again ...