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  1. Ryushi: where are you going for 2 months?
  2. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: In Nevers.
  3. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I'm here for my new job, man it's so scary
  4. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I have too much to tell
  5. Ryushi: kewl
  6. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Honestly, man, tommorow, I buy my new pc my new mic
  7. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: and I have to do AN IMPORTANT MUMBLE SESSION
  8. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I'm in a big house, with many flats inside for all the people working there
  9. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I'm with spanish people
  10. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: and one of them
  11. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: He is gay
  12. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: He was skyping with his buddy boy friend whatever
  13. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: "Hola mi amor blabla jajajaja"
  14. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: And then he went to the bathroom, he took a little stuff of parfumed vaseline I had seen there earlier
  15. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: and then he started to do weird noises in his room
  16. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Like "si, si"
  17. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: breathing liek a beast
  18. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: And there were fart noises
  19. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Man, my life is worse than the last game of thrones episode, it was scary like shit
  20. Ryushi: i'm dying
  21. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Then he went to poop, he took a shower, and it was over
  22. Ryushi: pls stop
  23. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: This guy, he is in the room just close to me, I'm crossing my finger every minutes because I hope he won't start again
  24. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Listen to someone fisting himself while camsexing on skype, and trust me buddy, your life will never be the same. :(
  25. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: I have lost my naiveness. :(
  26. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: Wish me good luck.
  27. ewok ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Leaving for 2 months: See you tomorrow !
  28. Ryushi: good luck man
  29. Ryushi: luv u 5eva