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  1. [2/25/12 6:50:50 PM] The Marks Brothers: __________                     __________
  2.      //__________| ALLOUT   //__________|  QUESTRIA   RP
  3.     //                                      //
  4.    //=====|                       //=====|
  5.   //                                     //
  6.  //                                    //__________
  7. //                                   //___________|
  8. =====================================
  9.                                        Resume
  10. Ataxia is a white pegasis pony, with dark red hair and she walks into the inn.
  11. Chez Teh Conquistador reawakens, bruised and covered with dust.
  12. Chrysanthemum Bravette: huh, this is weird.
  13. Revolver: i think 'weird' is an understatement...
  14. Chili Steakfries is in a hidden room in The Bedlam. It is a large, spacious room filled with various plants and trees. Some are bearing fruit like pineapples, mangoes, and whatever the fuck else grows out of a tree. The ground of the room is covered with green grass.
  15. Chez Teh Conquistador: Welll, time to go off and hunt down that... explosives expert. Maybe he'll know a little more about me.
  16. Chrysanthemum Bravette: well, it's uhh... just... a bit... shocking.
  17. Chysanthemum Bravette runs off behind a smaller rock and hunches over
  18. Revolver: you confuse me...
  19. Chili Steakfries:
  20. Chez Teh Conquistador wanders out of the inn, and heads to the place where he first saw the destroyed building and unconscious explosives expert.
  21. Revolver pulls out a gas mask from his coat and puts it on
  22. Chrysanthemum Bravette vomits behind the rock
  23. Chili Steakfries decides to give Revolver a call to see what's up with him. He pulls out the radio he recieved and gives him a call
  24. Havoc is in the inn, hanging around.
  25. Revolver pulls out a spare gas mask and thorws it at chrsty
  26. Revolver: dont get puke on it
  27. Chrysanthemum Bravette: (Breathing heavily) aye aye cappin'.
  28. checks all the debris, looking for the body, hopeful that it's there.
  29. Chrysanthemum Bravette continues vomiting
  30. Revolver walks into the house of dead things
  31. Chrysanthemum Bravette: *upon entering a worktable is revealed with chisles and other carving and shaping tools, as well as a assortment of chiseled animal bones*
  32. Havoc obtains a room, drops off majority of unnecessary equipment stash and leaves the inn to go looking for trouble.
  33. Revolver: *muffled* fun.
  34. Chez Teh Conquistador continues to dig through the rubble, and finds a metal pole suitable enough to make a sword out of.
  35. Revolver walks over to the workbench
  36. Havoc makes her way over to the building Chez is and starts looking through the building as well for salvage.
  37. Chez Teh Conquistador looks over at the sound he's hearing, and sees Havoc.
  38.  Chez Teh Conquistador: Hmm?
  39. Chez Teh Conquistador: Err... Uhh... Hello there?
  40. Chrysanthemum Bravette: *the scraps of bone seem to be from a variety of creature, some of which correspond with the furs used to furnish the room. the bone scraps are carved into rough cone shapes as well as some carved into blade like shapes. most have turned out poorly with clear structural flaws.*
  41. Havoc looks up. "Oh hi." Continues looking though the rubble without a second glance.
  42. Chez Teh Conquistador: So... How's it going?
  43. Havoc: "Looking for shit."
  44. Havoc begin to look back through the rubble.
  45. Revolver: *muffled* man this guy sucked at making stuff
  46. Chez Teh Conquistador: I can hear that
  47. Chez Teh Conquistador: *chez's visor drops over his eyes, and he looks over at Havoc.*
  48. Chrysanthemum Bravette: *footsteps are heard coming from the direction of the entrance to the room*
  49. Revolver: *muffled* you done puking?
  50. Chez Teh Conquistador: <So she's normal... interesting.>
  51. Chez Teh Conquistador: Well, I think I'm about done rummaging.
  52. Havoc dosen't look up. "Good for you."
  53. Risky Bravo: A while ago my sir. by the way, you forgot this *drops Berry’s lifeless body on the floor of the room*
  54. Chez Teh Conquistador: <rude.>
  55. Chez The Conquistador walks back to the inn.
  56. Chili Steakfries tries to contact Revolver with the radio he gave him
  57. Revolver: ah dammit
  58. Revolver answers the radio
  59. Risky Bravo: now freeze bitch
  60. Chili Steakfries: Hello?
  61. Revolver hurredly talks into the radio "go to my rock and head west"
  62. Risky Bravo zaps a Freeze bolt at Revolver, freezing him where he stands
  63. Chili Steakfries: ...what?
  64. Chili Steakfries: Hello? Revolver?
  65. Havoc after finding painfully little salvage places C4 around the ruins of the building. "Heh, this is going to be fun."
  66. Risky Bravo: like the new horn? it's hand made
  67. Havoc blows up the already destroyed building in a explosive manner. "Explosions! Woo!"
  68. Chili Steakfries: You got it. I'll be there in in a few mikes. Out.
  69. Risky Bravo: built from the finest bones around. the bones of a draconequus. took a bit of trail and error but ultimately it was worth it, my magic is at least 50% more powerful than before, and i haven't been wasting my time. oh, no sir! I’ve been training and learning. like that little spell right there. oh, I’m not the same Risky you remember. I'm much, much worse.
  70. Chili Steakfries: *A large, white refrigerator arcs through the sky and clips Revolver's Rock a little. Chili climbs out of the refrigerator. He checks his equipment before heading east.*
  71. Chili Steakfries pulls out a pair of car keys and hits the lock button. The refrigerator makes a beeping sound.
  72. Chili Steakfries re adjusts his satchel before resuming his trip eastward
  73. Chili Steakfries wanders around more, and heads in the all important direction of west.
  74. Chili Steakfries rotates refrigerator onto its side and hops inside
  75. Risky Bravo: so... I’m not totally sure what to do now.
  76. Risky Bravo: I guess i could kill you? but the my dreams will never come true!
  77. Chili Steakfries inserts a pair of car keys into  part of the refrigerator, starting it up. The fridge rises off a few inches off the ground and hovers westward
  78. Chili Steakfries' fridge-mobile hovers past Havoc's location
  79. Havoc: "What the fuck... is that a flying fridge?"
  80. runs off after the fridge. "Looks interesting, time for some fridge jacking."
  81. Chili Steakfries sees Chrys behind  a rock and steers his fridge-mobile directly towards her
  82. Havoc continues to follow the floating fridge.
  83. Chrysanthemum: looks up from vomiting and sees a refrigerator heading straight for her.
  84. Chrysanthemum: jumps up onto the rock to avoid the incoming mass of steel
  85. Chili Steakfries an invisible button on the fridge, making it play one of those "la cucaracha horns "BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!"
  86. Chili Steakfries drifts the fridge in front of the rock and climbs out.
  87. Havoc is halfway to the fridge landing area.
  88. Chrysanthemum Bravette: are you crazy! *dry heaves a little* you almost killed me!
  89. Havoc stops at the fridge.
  90. Havoc: "Cool." *inspects the fridge.*
  91. Chili Steakfries walks toward Chrys, about to unleash a tirade of truth on her, only to step in her vomit. He stops and looks down, lifing his foot up out of the puddle. He slowly looks up at Chrys with an infuriated look.
  92. Chili Steakfries: ...
  93. Chrysanthemum Bravette: s.. sorry
  94. Risky Bravo: well i've got a plan!
  95. Chili Steakfries slowly moves his foot away from the vomit and sets it on the ground
  96. Risky Bravo slams the shack door closed and locks it. the deadbolt clunks as it slides back in place
  97. Havoc jumps into the fridge and precedes to try and figure out how to fly it.
  98. Risky Bravo slides a wood board across the door
  99. Chili Steakfries wheels around to see Havoc trying to jack his fridge and lunges into  a flying tackle at her
  100. Risky Bravo: alright
  101. Havoc dives into the fridge.
  102. Chili Steakfries recovers from his lunge and hops into the fridge, straddle-looming over Havoc like a grotesque clown
  103. Chili Steakfries: Get. Out.
  104. Havoc: "Why hello there."
  105. Chili Steakfries: Why are you in my fridge?
  106. Havoc: "Because its a flying device of awesome proportions and I TOTALLY was NOT going to try and jack it."
  107. Chili Steakfries does not wear pants
  108. Chili Steakfries: Then why are you in my fridge?
  109. Chili Steakfries looks up at Chrys. "And then there's you"
  110. Risky Bravo opens a secret hatch in the floor that opens into the sewer.
  111. Risky Bravo shoves Revolver’s frozen body down the hole
  112. Chili Steakfries hops out of the fridge and starts heading over to the shack, examining the door after realizing that it's locked
  113.  Chili Steakfries: *bangs on door* Hello?
  114. Risky Bravo hops in after revolver and pulls the hatch closed
  115. Chili Steakfries begins to plant a breaching charge on the door. He looks over to Chrys. "Hey you."
  116. Risky Bravo using Revolver as a boat paddles west down the river of poo
  117. Chili Steakfries detonates the charge, blasting the door open. He surveys the room, giving a low whistle of admiration at the decoration
  118. Chili Steakfries: I need to take some notes from this guy
  119. Chili Steakfries looks down and sees the dragon skin rug. "Oh hell no."
  120. Chili Steakfries walks over to the hatch to the sewer and begins to open it up
  121. Risky Bravo: ♫were sailing through the sewer on a boat made out of pony. and I'm chilling with somebody who i want to call my homie oh i!♫
  122. Chili Steakfries picks up Berry's "lifeless" body and throws it into the fridge.
  123. Chili Steakfries walks back into the shack and climbs down the ladder to the sewer
  124. Chili Steakfires  sees the shit river and makes a face as if to say "Are you fucking kidding me."
  125. Chili Steakfries presses a button on the keypad on his arm. in a moment, the fridge containing Havoc and Berry smashes through the room and lands in the shitriver. Chili hops in and pushes an invisible button, making the fridge motor along the river
  126. Risky Bravo: ♫well, he blew of my horn but i don't gives a fucks 'cause when we get back togeather well be the hunterz delux!♫
  127. Chili Steakfries’ unholy frige mobile begins to catch up to Risky
  128. Risky Bravo: >The fuck was that? IT INTURUPTED< MY SINGING!
  129. Chili Steakfries pulls up to Risky and looks over nonchalantly. He looks down at Risky's imprompru raft and looks back up at him. "Nice ride."
  130. Risky Bravo blinks confusedly, his mind blown from how chill this guy is
  131. Risky Bravo: uhh...
  132. Risky Bravo: thanks
  133. Revolver: *muffled* uuck oou
  134. Chili Steakfries: No, you are not hallucenating. You are in fact, seeing a 6 foot tall cyborg dragon in a juggernaut armor suit piloting a fridge with the bodies of a mare and a filly in it down a shit river.
  135. Chili Steakfries looks at Revolver. "Oh, hello."
  136. Chili gives Berry the Chili Steakfries experience. She is now alive.
  137. Berry Brigt: huh? w-where am i?
  138. Chili Steakfries looks back over at Risky. Speak of what you just saw to nopony.
  139. Chili Steakfries is currently holding Berry with both hands
  140. Chili Steakfries looks down at Berry. "'Sup."
  141. Berry Bright looks around and jumps up "AHHH"
  142. Berry Bright falls into the shit river
  143. Risky Bravo: HEY! i thought i killed you!
  144. Berry Bright: ARG WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING
  145. Chili Steakfries looks back over at Risky. "Such is the power of the Chili Steakfries Experience."
  146. Chili Steakfries sighs and fishes Berry out with his tail
  147. Berry Bright: WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHY
  148. Chili Steakfries looks back at Risky, still holding Berry in his coiled tail. "So...yeah. This is sorta an everyday thing."
  149. [2/25/12 9:02:51 PM] Revolver:
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