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  1. Some backstory:
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  3. j13 asked us for $$ to pay his inet in exchange for clicks. He's stupid. This happened. If you don't enjoy vulgar language and utter stupidity, don't read further.
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  6. [6/3/2012 12:24:20 AM] TheSecretGardener: for those who missed it:
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  8. <<< Get real motherfucker. You want me to give you money for some imaginary bullshit on the internet? I'm not the stupid fuck that buys an Ipad Air. Seriously were you born retarded, or is it a side effective of the fat seeping into your tiny brain and all the crack you smoke? You got bills? Welcome to the world fuckface. Get off your fatass, logoff your computer and go get a fucking job. Did you know, you suck at the fucking piano. No one wants to hear that shit, get the fuck out with that. Seriously can't you take a fucking hint, NO ONE likes you. I bet your own momma don't like you, sure she molests you but she don't like you. Everyone on the internet thinks you are a fucking joke, a lame one at that. Another thing, you ever call Akali a dirty nigger again, I will come to your house rip off your midget penis and feed it to you. Don't fuck with us. Mess with the best, die like the rest.— TheSecretGardener, Today 11:12 PM
  9. [6/3/2012 12:50:07 AM] josh J13: wow
  10. [6/3/2012 12:50:19 AM] josh J13: you got issues
  11. [6/3/2012 12:51:10 AM] josh J13: fuckin loser
  12. [6/3/2012 12:52:01 AM] josh J13: all i heard was blah blah blah i got a cock in my mouth
  13. [6/3/2012 12:52:42 AM] TheSecretGardener: maybe you should take the cock out of your mouth you little faggot
  14. [6/3/2012 12:52:52 AM] josh J13: fuck you bitch
  15. [6/3/2012 12:53:03 AM] josh J13: if you did somehow manage to find me i would fuck you up
  16. [6/3/2012 12:53:09 AM] TheSecretGardener: i dont fuck men sorry
  17. [6/3/2012 12:53:17 AM] TheSecretGardener: not a chance fat ass
  18. [6/3/2012 12:53:21 AM] josh J13: uhhuh
  19. [6/3/2012 12:53:48 AM] TheSecretGardener: only thing you can fuck up is your life
  20. [6/3/2012 12:53:55 AM] TheSecretGardener: gratz
  21. [6/3/2012 12:54:00 AM] TheSecretGardener: here is a fucking cookie
  22. [6/3/2012 12:55:02 AM] Rafael: umad?
  23. [6/3/2012 12:55:10 AM] TheSecretGardener: or would you prefer a cupcake fatty
  24. [6/3/2012 12:55:12 AM] josh J13: nope
  25. [6/3/2012 12:55:18 AM] TheSecretGardener: cant say you dont like cake
  26. [6/3/2012 12:55:23 AM] TheSecretGardener: you must eat a ton of it
  27. [6/3/2012 12:55:30 AM] josh J13: alkali is a dirty nigger
  28. [6/3/2012 12:55:32 AM] josh J13: and so are you
  29. [6/3/2012 12:55:46 AM] Rafael: Hey faggot
  30. [6/3/2012 12:55:47 AM] Rafael: You're fat
  31. [6/3/2012 12:55:49 AM] Rafael: and retarded
  32. [6/3/2012 12:55:51 AM] Rafael: and stupid
  33. [6/3/2012 12:55:52 AM] Rafael: and poor
  34. [6/3/2012 12:55:54 AM] Rafael: die please
  35. [6/3/2012 12:56:05 AM] josh J13: what are you his gay lover?
  36. [6/3/2012 12:56:18 AM] Rafael: Im akali, and youre a useless sac of donkey shit
  37. [6/3/2012 12:56:31 AM] TheSecretGardener: donkey raping shit eater
  38. [6/3/2012 12:56:42 AM] josh J13: come find me then
  39. [6/3/2012 12:56:46 AM] josh J13: you live in newyourk
  40. [6/3/2012 12:56:49 AM] josh J13: york?
  41. [6/3/2012 12:57:02 AM] josh J13: oh well ok fuck you rafael
  42. [6/3/2012 12:57:15 AM] TheSecretGardener: wah wah
  43. [6/3/2012 12:57:23 AM] TheSecretGardener: poor baby
  44. [6/3/2012 12:57:30 AM] Rafael: I might be wrong
  45. [6/3/2012 12:57:34 AM] Rafael: But you sound mad as fuck
  46. [6/3/2012 12:57:40 AM | Edited 12:58:01 AM] TheSecretGardener: go have your mommy suck your itty bitty dick
  47. [6/3/2012 12:57:43 AM] josh J13: nope your wrong
  48. [6/3/2012 12:57:47 AM] TheSecretGardener: you will feel all better
  49. [6/3/2012 12:57:58 AM] josh J13: why would i get mad over some shit people in 3rd world countrys are talking on skype?
  50. [6/3/2012 12:58:05 AM] josh J13: makes no sense
  51. [6/3/2012 12:58:06 AM] Rafael: 3rd world country? lolwuit
  52. [6/3/2012 12:58:11 AM] Rafael: You're fucking retarded
  53. [6/3/2012 12:58:11 AM] TheSecretGardener: ROFL
  54. [6/3/2012 12:58:11 AM] Rafael: hly shit
  55. [6/3/2012 12:58:12 AM] Rafael: omg
  56. [6/3/2012 12:58:14 AM] Rafael: jesus
  57. [6/3/2012 12:58:15 AM | Edited 12:58:56 AM] TheSecretGardener: here is a map bro
  58. [6/3/2012 12:58:22 AM] TheSecretGardener: find the US
  59. [6/3/2012 12:58:22 AM] josh J13: he is a map?
  60. [6/3/2012 12:58:24 AM] josh J13: idio
  61. [6/3/2012 12:58:25 AM] Rafael: What kind of nigger school did you attend
  62. [6/3/2012 12:58:25 AM] josh J13: t
  63. [6/3/2012 12:58:33 AM] josh J13: university*
  64. [6/3/2012 12:58:35 AM | Edited 12:58:44 AM] TheSecretGardener: this is a dictionary now look up 3rd world
  65. [6/3/2012 12:58:44 AM] Rafael: Do they still use mini chalkboards over notebooks to teach you shit?
  66. [6/3/2012 12:59:13 AM] josh J13: i dont think so let me check
  67. [6/3/2012 12:59:15 AM] TheSecretGardener: i think he means community college
  68. [6/3/2012 12:59:17 AM] josh J13: i apologize rafael for calling you a nigger
  69. [6/3/2012 12:59:29 AM] TheSecretGardener: that ship has sailed
  70. [6/3/2012 12:59:30 AM] Ryan (Perditor): :D
  71. [6/3/2012 12:59:36 AM] TheSecretGardener: and been lost at sea
  72. [6/3/2012 12:59:46 AM] Rafael: Take the apology and apologize to your mother for become a useless sack of shit
  73. [6/3/2012 12:59:59 AM] josh J13: yeah fuck you
  74. [6/3/2012 1:00:02 AM] Rafael: Who the fuck asks someone to pay for they're internet
  75. [6/3/2012 1:00:09 AM] josh J13: i thnk you mean becoming?
  76. [6/3/2012 1:00:12 AM] TheSecretGardener: should she apologize for molesting him?
  77. [6/3/2012 1:00:19 AM] Rafael: I think you mean think*
  78. [6/3/2012 1:00:24 AM] Rafael: Which you clearly don't do enough of
  79. [6/3/2012 1:00:29 AM] Rafael: SInce the USA is a 3rd world country now
  80. [6/3/2012 1:00:32 AM] TheSecretGardener: its the crack
  81. [6/3/2012 1:00:36 AM | Edited 1:00:44 AM] TheSecretGardener: and the fat
  82. [6/3/2012 1:00:51 AM] josh J13: i live in ny where you live the secret pedophile
  83. [6/3/2012 1:01:00 AM] Rafael: LOL
  84. [6/3/2012 1:01:04 AM] Rafael: umad
  85. [6/3/2012 1:01:12 AM] TheSecretGardener: he so mad
  86. [6/3/2012 1:01:24 AM] TheSecretGardener: i live in a 3rd world country
  87. [6/3/2012 1:01:28 AM] TheSecretGardener: you know, america
  88. [6/3/2012 1:01:38 AM] Rafael: fo sho
  89. [6/3/2012 1:01:39 AM] TheSecretGardener: GG fuckface
  90. [6/3/2012 1:02:03 AM] Rafael: Hey josh, click 500 and I'll give you thaty leachspot you wnate
  91. [6/3/2012 1:02:06 AM] Rafael: no worries
  92. [6/3/2012 1:02:19 AM] TheSecretGardener: no way i did 501 man
  93. [6/3/2012 1:02:22 AM] TheSecretGardener: i should get it
  94. [6/3/2012 1:02:37 AM] josh J13: nigga i can click 100k a day
  95. [6/3/2012 1:02:48 AM] TheSecretGardener: big fucking deal
  96. [6/3/2012 1:02:59 AM] josh J13: ugh
  97. [6/3/2012 1:03:07 AM] josh J13: sshut the fuck up pedo
  98. [6/3/2012 1:03:27 AM] Rafael: Nigga I can click 100k a day and also have a job, I don't need to get ppl to pay for my inet for fucking clicks
  99. [6/3/2012 1:03:33 AM] TheSecretGardener: ight here is a comeback manual, study up
  100. [6/3/2012 1:03:34 AM] Rafael: Worthless desperate piece of horse shit
  101. [6/3/2012 1:03:42 AM] TheSecretGardener: come back when you dont fucking fail so hard
  102. [6/3/2012 1:04:24 AM] josh J13: shut the fuck up
  103. [6/3/2012 1:04:28 AM] josh J13: dirty whore
  104. [6/3/2012 1:04:43 AM] TheSecretGardener: (hug) point to the place on the bear where mommy has been touching you
  105. [6/3/2012 1:04:49 AM] Rafael: LOL
  106. [6/3/2012 1:04:52 AM] josh J13: lol
  107. [6/3/2012 1:05:15 AM] Rafael: Damn she must have touched you everywhere if you cant find the one spot by now
  108. [6/3/2012 1:05:44 AM] TheSecretGardener: she put objects in his pooper
  109. [6/3/2012 1:05:59 AM] TheSecretGardener: and licked his weewee
  110. [6/3/2012 1:06:11 AM] TheSecretGardener: he couldnt stop crying
  111. [6/3/2012 1:06:20 AM] TheSecretGardener: and then she slapped him
  112. [6/3/2012 1:06:24 AM] Rafael: Dude we need to stop, he might be cutting himself now
  113. [6/3/2012 1:06:37 AM] TheSecretGardener: no loss
  114. [6/3/2012 1:06:45 AM] TheSecretGardener: aint no one gonna miss him
  115. [6/3/2012 1:06:56 AM] TheSecretGardener: hes just draining society
  116. [6/3/2012 1:07:43 AM] TheSecretGardener: lets start a pool on how long till he bleeds out
  117. [6/3/2012 1:08:02 AM] josh J13: lol
  118. [6/3/2012 1:09:19 AM] josh J13: im not a cutter
  119. [6/3/2012 1:09:35 AM] TheSecretGardener: the world wishes you would
  120. [6/3/2012 1:09:46 AM] josh J13: nope
  121. [6/3/2012 1:09:57 AM] josh J13: only if you ask nicely
  122. [6/3/2012 1:11:06 AM] TheSecretGardener: thats easy
  123. [6/3/2012 1:11:14 AM] TheSecretGardener: Please kill yourself
  124. [6/3/2012 1:11:16 AM] TheSecretGardener: thank you
  125. [6/3/2012 1:11:17 AM | Edited 1:11:26 AM] TheSecretGardener: now die
  126. [6/3/2012 1:11:20 AM] Rafael: Please take the knife and go into the light
  127. [6/3/2012 1:11:33 AM] josh J13: mkay
  128. [6/3/2012 1:11:34 AM] josh J13: thats not very nice now
  129. [6/3/2012 1:11:40 AM] Showtime: why amd i still in this room?
  130. [6/3/2012 1:12:20 AM] TheSecretGardener: stay for the show
  131. [6/3/2012 1:12:38 AM] TheSecretGardener: this kid is gonna off himself for our entertainment
  132. [6/3/2012 1:12:51 AM] josh J13: lol
  133. [6/3/2012 1:12:53 AM] josh J13: not today
  134. [6/3/2012 1:16:05 AM] Rafael: Welp, you were kind of entertaining
  135. [6/3/2012 1:16:17 AM] Rafael: But im afraid we are going to have to let yo ucut yourself and go into the light now
  136. [6/3/2012 1:16:20 AM] Rafael: That being said, eat shit and die
  137. [6/3/2012 1:16:23 AM] *** Rafael removed josh J13 from this conversation. ***
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