Garyfrignoak Guild App

a1. What is your character name/class/race/is English your 1st language? If you are not max level, do not waste your time and more importantly our time.

G4ry0ak, Sexy Blood Elf rogue w/ Glaivez.  English is mah primary language, but i prefer 2 speak in memes.  Sauce plz lol i love mudkips.

2. Link your Armory profile and screenshot of your ui. LOG OUT IN YOUR PVE GEAR. If your armory does not represent your raiding gear set-up, do not expect a quick or meaningful reply. Please explain the extra detail that may not be displayed by your Armory and that you feel is important to note. Why are you specced the way that you currently are? Again, be detailed as this will be the most analyzed section of your application.

WWW.sAUCEpLZ.NET/GARYOAKARMORY_HA

jk, I love to joke around and that is just one of my many jokes that i love to joke around with because funny jokes are funny.  I am specced the way i am because i am the best rogue in the history of world of warcraft and certainly the best rogue on korgath.  Obviously I am using warglaives at level 80 because they're sexy sauce

3. What Glyphs would you use for your pve raid spec and why?

i use glyph of sauce and and glyph of epic fail

4. List any WWS parses you may have.

what does that stand for, world wide sauce???

5. List your typical playtime for each day of the week.

Sun-sun, 24 hours a day. People need to see that I earned warglaives with a top guild and because i like to point out how fail other players are

6. Why are you interested in joining GC, and what are your goals once guilded?

my goal is to sauce

7. Are you on Korgath? If not what server?

yes i am on korgath, i mean failgath

8. Make up your own question, then answer your question.

am i gay?
yes

9. Detail your MMO background and prior raid experience. Detail your raiding expertise or lack there of (Direct most of this towards WoW, though if you have an exceptional story or background from another game please share). If you were in a major guild (top 3 of your team/server) in the past or recent, please detail your role within the guild and why you left. Even if you were not in a “major” guild please list the most recent 2 guilds and your role and why you left. DO NOT make a list of the last 20guilds you have been a member of. Detail anything that you feel would help give us insight to your value as a raider.

I was a founding member of overrated, who was offered many times an officer position, which I declined because I knew that if everyone had to set themselves to my standards, we would not have a guild.  After I led the guild through all of pre-bc progression, I decided to reroll blood elf because they're sexy and I like that.  Some stuff happened with overrated and they ended up on korgath and I ended up topping all the dms all the time and i was awarded warglaives and people dont like me because im a blood elf with warglaives..
thats okay though because all of those people are fail and i NOT WANT MOAR TALK W/ THOSE PEOPLE

10. List references and means of contact. If you have any friendships/ingame experience with current GC members please elaborate.

Auraphex, Hails, Raidboss, Patchwerk, Dmzor, Pedobear

11. Floyd or Zeppelin?

what

12. How old are you? What do you do for a living/study/smoke?

im not sure how old i am but i love mudkipz

13. Were you ever an officer or obtained a leadership position of your past guild(s), if so explain your role.

as i explained earlier i was offered some officer status in the guild that i founded with clockwork and anujit and rick astley but i declined
also sithgear is a player that was in that guild at one time which helps my credibility

14. Do you have internet reliability? Disconnecting frequently is not acceptable for raiding.

i am on the cutting edge of the internet
just check out this constant stream of my internet connection to see how reliable it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edaJP3Lp0Gg

15. Do you know why polar bears don’t eat penguins? And if they did, would they really drink Coke?

orly?

16. Are you the original owner of your account? If not explain. No, this isn’t a trap and using a friends account or how ever you acquired the character does not void you from joining and raiding. However, if it discovered that you falsely claimed ownership of the character you are applying with, you will be removed from raiding capacity with the current or any other characters from other accounts.

i am the original account owner, not being the account owner is fail

17. Have you ever had an online relationship with the opposite sex. Did you ever fly to meet them or vice versa? Was this relationship in WoW? Did it end? If not why are you letting it persist? Does she or he know it's a dead end? Have you ever wanted to have an online relationship, if so with whom?

i had an online relationship with patchwerk.. i flew out to see him and we had a pretty good time eatin mudkipz bareback.. it was worth it and id love to see him again.. i've also always wanted to have an online relationship with uncleslam but i hear he's a taker and i'm not interested in that.. if i can't take than i don't want any part of it


lol this app is fail epic fail do not want.. lol chuck norris