novelember C-4

chapter 4: She's your problem now
"/b/ - completely normal gangsters, after hours mama's boys"
The headline had gone back to normal after November's joke.

"[-] Anonymous No.40987
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So I went through a forest walking my dog today and I saw all this garbage. The life of garbage must be pretty peaceful, you only have to lay around and rot.
Anonymous No.41153
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>>OP
But you're already garbage, it's just that you're laying around and rotting in front of a computer rather than in a forest.

Deep. Philosophical, even. Frighteningly true. I decided to take a screenshot. This was, however, not what I came there for.

[-] BlindGirlOP!!107nG3 (You) No.41932
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Eyy /b/ongs, t. guy from two weeks ago
I WENT OUT WITH HER TODAY
SHE KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO

Anonymous No.42003
>>OP
whoa, whoa, slow down, tell us how it happened
also, no pics, so it's still bullshit to me

Anonymous No.42012
>>OP
what happened?

Anonymous No.42015
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>>42012
You weren't here two weeks ago, this guy is trying to get laid with his foreign transfer schoolgirl crush. Here's a screencap.

BlindGirlOP!!107nG3 (You) No.42146
>>42003
We got off our school thing, the teacher left us alone, and we had tea together. Talked about her old school, and about the traditions here. I gave her some Santa Day chocolate, she appreciated it. Her sister drove me to my train station, and she just up and kissed me goodbye after her sister let her out of the car.

Anonymous No.42149
>>42003
It has to be real, no fictional work has a main character this dumb.
>>42146
you fucking fool
YOU SHOULD HAVE KISSED HER BACK
GOD, YOU HEAVENLY WHORE, WHY DOES THIS FAGGOT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHILE I DO NOT

Anonymous No.42153
>>42149
>no fictional work has a main character this dumb
what about that boy from the angsty robot show where everyone dies at the end except for him and his girl?

Anonymous No.42160
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>>42146
>chocolate
Close, but no cigar. I told you you should have gotten her a chocolate man to satisfy her needs. If you want just kisses on the cheek, that's fine whiteboi, but if you'd done as I said, maybe she'd let you clean up.
[spoiler]if you give her two she'll let you stick it in, but only after they do, see webm[/spoiler]
I'm speaking from experience here.
==(WHAT HAPPENS IN /FET/ STAYS IN /FET/)==

Anonymous No.42170
>>42160
...you know the Nips hate niggers, right?
>>42146
BASED SISTER. You know she's probably in on it, right?
Anyway, OP, I'm your weeb advisor from earlier.
She's your problem now, I guess. Tell me more about her sister, though.
Also
>Santa Day
How old is she again? 19, right? You're both still in compulsory schooling, I take it. You sold it off as a tradition or something?

BlindGirlOP!!107nG3 (You) No.42388
>>42160
Seriously, isn't there a rule against fetish discussion and porn outside of /fet/? Mod, do the honors.
>>42170
They do? Maybe I should show her around /pol/ on 8ch someday, she'd probably become their waifu if she wore an SS dress uniform.
Which would be cute. Sexy, too. Both at the same time.
>BASED SISTER (...)
You wouldn't know it by the way she drove me. It's almost like she's trying to give me a phobia of cars. She's some sort of bigshot lawyer, walks around in a suit all the time. You wouldn't know it by her behavior, though, she seems to be a worshiper of Chaos. Btw, you were right about "business", her job's the reason they're here.
Anyway, she's 18. Girl, not the sister. That's exactly what I did. It's kind of true, though.

Anonymous No.42451
>>42388
Those are nice hitler dubs, but that's a horrible date idea anon, on par with showing her the truth about the Pope. I cannot overstate this. This place is bad enough FFS, also don't corrupt your potential GF and teach her to shitpost. Also maybe don't tell her about your uniform fetish just now, unless it applies to school uniforms too.

Anonymous No.42457
>>42388
At my high school we did a Secret Santa type of thing in the class, but OK. You said she only sees you regularly, right?
>she's 18
Didn't you say you were a year under her in your original post? That would make you kind of underage at 17, though kudos to you for having senpai notice you, usually it's an older guy with a younger girl in nature.  Anyway, good luck OP, tell us if something happens [spoiler]and you stop being such a fucking virgin holy shit OP-kun you seriously should have fucking kissed her back[/spoiler]

Helpful.

Anonymous No.42612
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>>OP
>>42457
>he's underage
>he's got this girl to himself
>he brags about it on this chan of all places
GOD YOU FUCKING BASTARD
JESUS YOU CHEATING KIKE
THE HOLY SPIRIT CAN BLOW ME
AND SAINT MARY IS AS ALWAYS A WHORE
MOD, BAN HIM, HE'S BREAKING RULE TWO

Anonymous##Moderator No.42622
>>42612
You forgot the obvious. Anyway, I don't give a shit about it, I wanna find out how this ends, maybe he won't end up like me if they do get together. So fuck off.
Anyway, good luck OP. I literally live in a basement like the Americans do, so I can't exactly help you with that beyond "don't smell" and "don't tell her the truth about the Pope on your second date"

BlindGirlOP!!107nG3 (You) No.42632
>>42622
thanks mod
>>42451
[spoiler]we actually have school uniforms[/spoiler]
[spoiler]she looks pretty good in one[/spoiler]
[spoiler]I still think she'd look cute in an SS uniform, and I'm not even a Nazi[/spoiler]
>>42612
I used to be like you when I was 14.
>>42457
I'm only turning 17 in 5 days, actually. I need to ask her when exactly she was born, but now that you mention it, that is an age gap.

Anonymous No.43634
>>42632
>he's only 16
>with an 18yo hot eurasian gf
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL DOING ON THIS CHAN
MY NORMALFAG CLASSMATES ONLY HAD THEIR FIRST GFS AROUND 17
YOU FUCKING ALPHA SEBA, YOU SHOULD BE OUT FUCKING BITCHES AND MUGGING PEOPLE AND LISTENING TO SHITTY RAP
THE PLACE FOR YOU TO DO THAT IS OUTSIDE
>>42622
ADMIN, BAN THE MOD
I KNEW IT WOULD END LIKE THIS
THIS WHOLE FUCKING CHAN IS A FESTIVAL OF ONE MOD
I WARNED YOU ALL, BUT NOOOO - "THE COMMUNITY HERE IS TOO SMALL TO REQUIRE TWO MODS"
IT'S CALLED BALANCE OF POWER YOU FUCKING FOOLS

Anonymous No.43652
>>42632
>[spoiler]we actually have uniforms and she looks good in one[/spoiler]
[spoiler]lucky bastard[/spoiler]

Anonymous##Moderator No.43674
>>43634
You know the admin like never comes here, right?

And so I was saved by administrative inefficiency, though only my train's Wi-Fi's IP committed a bannable offense. It says something about a country when even its imageboards don't work correctly.

Anonymous No.43678
>>43674
REEEEEEEE
THAT'S IT
IMMA TAKING MAH GREAT-GRANDPA'S MOSIN AND SHOOTING UP A SCHOOL NEXT WEDNESDAY
I'LL BE ON THE NEWS, FAGGOTS

Anonymous No.43680
>>42632
Whoa that's a big difference, young one. Look on the bright side, she can buy the alcohol whenever you two want to drink.
Also, dude, invite her for your birthday. I assume you don't have other friends since you're on a chan at this age, so you don't need to throw a party, but IDK, invite her over to yours for dinner.
Anyway, you should figure it out. She *is* your problem now.
>>43678
Tell the police the truth about the Pope so we know it's you. Better, write it on a wall and shout it during the shooting.

Anonymous##Moderator No.43683
>>43678
Well fuck you too. I was going to ask for the first two letters of your voivodeship and poviat so we'd know where you do it, but >>43680's idea is better, less chance they'll detect you. Also, normally I'd have banned you and gotten on the phone with the po-po already, but you're using Tor, so it's pointless. And:
>Mosin
>not Mauser
Just where did your grandpa serve? Filthy Poland B detected.
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Well, at least our inefficient administration was cool. I could respect that. I easily passed the time on Kupaczan until the train got close to my home station.