Sam sucks.

<?php

//Configuration
class MyWorld
$worldname = "pubichair" //World name. Change this to anything you want.
$parse = $soc
$soc = "Parsing sockets, Wait.";
//Connection
$worldname->connect("fuck.you.sam.44","shitface")
//Configuration 2
public $worldname; //This sets sam's pubic har public so the whole world can see lol!

private $soc; //This makes the sockets private so sam doesn't know that it's connected. lol.

while(true);
if($worldname->read()=='Bot has died, Reconnecting lulz.'){
   $worldname->connect("fuck.you.sam.44","shitface")
   }
}

class Umad
$umad = "Umad sam?"

?>