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Yellow and Green Complex (One Shot)

Sep 22nd, 2013
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  1. >Day Yellow Raincoat on Earth
  2. >Be Nightlight of the Green Lantern Corps
  3. >You are part of an elite group of a secretive society somewhere in outer space
  4. >Since you have become a ring-bearer, you have found yourself on fantastical adventures throughout the galaxy and have met so many different sentient life forms that it boggles your mind sometimes
  5. >In general, it's a pretty cool job and you are happy that you get to help aliens find harmony in their life
  6. >Even Princess Celestia was proud to know that you were a Lantern
  7. >Apparently, she dated somep0ny eons ago who was also part of the Green Lanterns and Equestria has been part of the program ever since!
  8. >You stare into your cafe as you sit on a bench in a place known as Earth
  9. >It is inhabited by strange beings called, "Humans" and they have tons of problems for you to use your powers on
  10. >Honestly, they are far from the weirdest aliens you have seen, but they make a good cup of coffee all the same!
  11. >The barista smiles with you as he hands you a small pastry
  12. >"Wow, a Green Lantern eating at my restaurant. How's everything?"
  13. "So good that I flew halfway across the galaxy this morning!"
  14. >He sort of bows and looks a bit curious
  15. >"Oh, that's great news! I hope the last time you were here, the people were just as friendly?"
  16. "Oh yes, everyp0ny here is so nice."
  17. >He salutes you oddly and speaks smartly
  18. >"Thank you for all your service, missus..."
  19. "Nightlight."
  20. >"Nightlight? Green Lantern Nightlight?"
  21. >The human smirks and his cheeks puff a little as he tries to contain his giggling
  22. >Quite a few aliens laugh at your name, but you've never gotten the joke
  23. "Thank you, sir, you are extremely kind. How much do I owe you?"
  24. >"Oh, no, it's complimentary today."
  25. >You smile at the kindness of humans
  26. "Well, I'll just finish this sentence uninterrupted and..."
  27. >Suddenly, you hear the sound of an explosion ring out not too far away
  28. "Gasp! Human vehicles exploding! That could only mean one thing!"
  29. >You just know some human left their vehicle on while pumping gasoline
  30. >The signs specifically says not to do that!
  31. >Racing around the corner, you fly quickly to see if any human was hurt
  32. >What you see, instead, is a strange sort of human wearing a yellow suit and some kind of mask covering his face
  33. >He has a ring, like your own, but it glows with a wavy, yellow light
  34. >Blasting another human vehicle, he turns to you and raises his arms
  35. >"Nightlamp of the Green Lanterns Corps! I am Anonymous the Dreaded and I am here to end you!"
  36. "My name's, 'Nightlight'! And what's wrong with your ring?"
  37. >"Nothing, my dear! I am the creeping dread and the vicious fear! I am a Yellow Lantern!"
  38. "Ouah! I cannot believe the things which I am hearing from you!"
  39. >You are uncertain, but every time you find yourself in a super powered face off, your dialogue sounds odd
  40. >No matter, talking is still a free action!
  41. "Whatever you are, I will stop your wicked ways! Property damage is not nice!"
  42. >You imagine a big set of hoof cuffs and let the will of your mind flow through your ring
  43. >A large, green pair of cuffs appear and you cast them at this villain
  44. >"Ha ha! Two can play at that game!"
  45. >Anonymous conjures up a giant pair of hands and your attack binds up his defense
  46. "Impossible! That always works on humans!"
  47. >"I am no ordinary man! I am the blackest fears you know!"
  48. >He recoils his energy and produces a large, spider with only six legs
  49. >"Haha! Cower before my mighty spider! Can you fill the chills running up your spine yet?"
  50. "As if!"
  51. >You are not sure if that counts as a sentence, but it is a good statement!
  52. >With a twist of your imagination, you conjure a huge, working boot and the yellow spider skitters away
  53. "You're gimp spider is no match for my mighty fashion!"
  54. >Anonymous seems to be displeased with your resilience thus far and you smirk
  55. >"Well, if spiders won't give you the jitters, lets go with another awful critter!"
  56. "Oh, Celestia, are you rhyming now?"
  57. >"What? Oh, I suppose I did. No matter!"
  58. >With a flick of his hand, a large, golden rat with slavering jaws appears before you
  59. >It charges you, but you dodge expertly to one side
  60. >A crash sounds out as the conjured beast breaks itself on your favorite coffee shop
  61. "You dirty rat, you killed my brewer!"
  62. >The wall crumbles onto the beast as a bunch of humans run out in mild panic
  63. >With how often this place is attacked by giant monsters or super villains, they are all rather used to this sort of thing
  64. "You'll pay for that!"
  65. >"I don't even pay my student loans; what makes you think I'd even attempt to fix that?"
  66. "Because I will bring you to justice!"
  67. >"Pffft, as if! Justice is just a myth! Fear is real and everyone has something they're afraid of! I will find you out, Darklight!"
  68. "My name is, 'Nightlight'! You'll have plenty of time to practice saying it in jail!"
  69. >Anon and you battle it out, causing a bit more damage to the surrounding area in the process
  70. >After about an hour of constantly discharging your powers, you both end up tired and nearly drained
  71. >"Damn you and your strong willed nature! Um, hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia!"
  72. "I don't get it..."
  73. >"It's a thing, like, some people are afraid of big words and it means to be afraid of big words because some psychologists are pretty horrible people."
  74. "Just... Just give up... I can see you're too weak..."
  75. >You heave a bit as sweat gathers at your brow
  76. "... Too weak to go on."
  77. >"Yeah, right! Anyone could see... That you're getting tired! I bet... I bet... wooh, boy... Ahem. I bet you're ready to give in to the terror!"
  78. "I'm not afraid of anything! I know how to giggle at the ghostly!"
  79. >Anonymous dashes to you with his own human legs as his power ring is notably weakened
  80. >You think you have the energy for one final attack and charge in
  81. >Without watching the cracked street, you trip over a raised edge and stumble at high speeds
  82. >You bowl Anon over as you both tumble to the ground with you ending up on top
  83. >"Head-butting? What a cheap shot..."
  84. >He tries to lift his head only to touch his nose to your own and you blush
  85. >This is a little too close, you think, and you step on him to pin him back down
  86. >Anon lets out a pained groan as you hop from him and try to cover your blush
  87. "Um, sorry, I didn't mean to do that..."
  88. >You twirl your mane once in your hoof and giggle nervously
  89. >The Yellow Lantern looks to you quickly with some renewed vigor and laughs
  90. >"I have discovered it! I know what you are scared of!"
  91. "What are you on about now?"
  92. >He quickly sits up and smirks to you before pointing his power ring at you
  93. >With your guard down, you cringe as you expect to get hit with a big, silly-looking fist shaped ball of energy
  94. >He cackles once, but you don't feel like you are being pounded into the ground
  95. >As you open your eyes, you see a yellow bundle of pretty looking roses and your face twists in fright
  96. >"For you, my dear Nightlight."
  97. "My name's...!"
  98. >You shut your mouth quickly as you realize he was correct
  99. >Anonymous rolls over from his resting place and closes in on you
  100. "S-stay back! I got a power ring and I'm not afraid to use it!"
  101. >His hands take your hooves and he presses his nose against your own again
  102. >"You don't want to use that on me though. Wouldn't you rather come out to dinner with me tonight?"
  103. >His mask sinks away with his power fading and you see a pretty human face beneath
  104. >You stammer and blush quickly as your tongue ties into knots that would make a sailor proud
  105. "I-I-I..."
  106. >"And when we finish that, we can go see a movie. I'll even buy your popcorn."
  107. >By the light of the moon, you love popcorn!
  108. >This fiend holds you in his hands and pulls you into his strong chest
  109. >With a devastating hug, your mind goes blank and your limbs go limp
  110. "Wbaabadab..."
  111. >"Yes, give into your fear. Now, all I need to do to keep your subdued is date you for the rest of my life. This is foolproof in its simplicity!"
  112. >Your face feels so hot right now and you cannot escape in your frail state
  113. >He lifts you up in his arms and begins to carry you away
  114. >You attempt to struggle one last time only to fall victim to Anonymous' cruel powers once more
  115. >"Hey, Nightlight... You're pretty cute."
  116. >Anon continues his verbal barrage of compliments as you turn three shades of red
  117. >You quiver in your embarrassment as he holds you tightly
  118. >Truly, he is a terrible, horrible, dreadful master of fear
  119. >It was an uphill kind of day
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