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Tavros and I have a nice conversation.

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  1. Lucifer [Luke] joined chat.
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  3. adiosToreador [AT] joined chat.
  4.  
  5. Luke: Hello there.
  6.  
  7. AT: ,,,,
  8.  
  9. Luke: I assure you there is nothing to be afraid of.
  10.  
  11. Luke: I'm not after your soul or anything.
  12.  
  13. AT: ,,,uH, oKAY, i GUESS i CAN, tRUST YOU,
  14.  
  15. Luke: That would be Satan, and contrary to popular belief, he and I are not the same person.
  16.  
  17. Luke: To be honest, we highly dislike eachother.
  18.  
  19. AT: oKAY,
  20.  
  21. Luke: My name is Lucifer, if you couldn't tell from the handle.
  22.  
  23. AT: iM tAVROS,
  24.  
  25. Luke: It is nice to meet you, Tavros.
  26.  
  27. AT: lIKEWISE,
  28.  
  29. Lucifer's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
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  31. Lucifer [Luke] joined chat.
  32.  
  33. AT: sO, uM,
  34.  
  35. Luke: To be entirely honest, I have only been coaxed on here by two very annoying young girls, and I really don't know what I'm doing.
  36.  
  37. Luke: So I apologize for any awkwardness on my part.
  38.  
  39. AT: ,,,,,oH,
  40.  
  41. Luke: Or any misspellings.
  42.  
  43. AT: aLRIGHT,,
  44.  
  45. Luke: I'm not very good with computers as of yet.
  46.  
  47. AT: tHATS OKAY,
  48.  
  49. Luke: So, Tavros, are there any questions you would like to submit to someone who has the wisdom of thousands of years of 'life'?
  50.  
  51. AT: oH, uH, sURE
  52.  
  53. Luke: Ask away.
  54.  
  55. AT: oKAY, lETS SEE,,,uH,
  56.  
  57. AT: aRE YOU,
  58.  
  59. AT: yOU KNOW,, uM,
  60.  
  61. AT: tHE DEVIL,
  62.  
  63. Luke: No.
  64.  
  65. AT: oKAY,
  66.  
  67. Luke: Actually, I'm only a fallen Archangel.
  68.  
  69. AT: i HAVE ANOTHER, iF THATS OKAY,
  70.  
  71. Luke: As I said, ask away.
  72.  
  73. AT: aRE YOU GOOD, oR BAD,
  74.  
  75. Luke: I consider myself good.
  76.  
  77. AT: yOU DO, bUT, uH,
  78.  
  79. Luke: Of course, everyone does, so that's not a very good perspective.
  80.  
  81. AT: dOES EVERYONE ELSE,
  82.  
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  90.  
  91. Luke: Most people consider me bad because of a series of misunderstandings.
  92.  
  93. Luke: It's all Gabriel's fault.
  94.  
  95. AT: tHE, uH, mESSENGER?
  96.  
  97. Luke: I admit, I told Eve the situation with the Apple.
  98.  
  99. Luke: Yes, he was the one who was in charge of the "Good Book."
  100.  
  101. AT: oKAY, iM GROWING EXCEEDINGLY UNCOMFORTABLE,
  102.  
  103. AT: i, uM, oKAY,,
  104.  
  105. Luke: I'm... sorry?
  106.  
  107. AT: iTS ALRIGHT,
  108.  
  109. Luke: No, I don't mean to cause any discomfort on your part.
  110.  
  111. Luke: I admit there are a lot of stories involving me floating around.
  112.  
  113. Luke: That put me in a very bad light.
  114.  
  115. AT: yEAH,
  116.  
  117. Luke: And I am glad that you should want the other side of the story.
  118.  
  119. AT: wHAT,
  120.  
  121. Luke: You asked for the truth, right? I mean, at least, you're asking for my opinion on the matter.
  122.  
  123. AT: iM GOING TO BE HONEST, iM NOT ALL THAT FAMILIAR, uH, wITH THE BIBLE,
  124.  
  125. Luke: Neither are most people.
  126.  
  127. Luke: And it isn't as if the Bible itself is entirely accurate.
  128.  
  129. AT: aLL i KNOW, iS, uH,
  130.  
  131. AT: oR WHAT IVE HEARD,
  132.  
  133. AT: tHAT YOU WERE, yOU KNOW, iN HEAVEN,
  134.  
  135. AT: aND SOMETHING,
  136.  
  137. AT: tHEN YOU WANTED EQUAL POWER, oR SOMETHING,
  138.  
  139. AT: aND THEN,
  140.  
  141. Luke: And then I 'betrayed' God by wanting the humans to be as intelligent as the angels.
  142.  
  143. AT: oH,
  144.  
  145. Luke: Because if I was to call them bretheren of flesh, I wanted them to have the same wherewithal of the angels.
  146.  
  147. Luke: Gabriel told me I was 'playing God.'
  148.  
  149. AT: oKAY,
  150.  
  151. Luke: I told Eve of the consequences that eating the apple would bring.
  152.  
  153. AT: uH, i FEEL TENSION, mAYBE WE SHOULD CHANGE THE SUBJECT,,,
  154.  
  155. AT: i MEAN,
  156.  
  157. Luke: Yes, that might be for the best.
  158.  
  159. AT: iF YOU WANT,
  160.  
  161. Luke: No, it is fine with me.
  162.  
  163. AT: oKAY,
  164.  
  165. Luke: I would like to say that there is no reason to feel intimidated by me.
  166.  
  167. Luke: There is nothing ill that I wish on you.
  168.  
  169. AT: wELL, uH, oKAY,
  170.  
  171. AT: bUT BY THE WAY,
  172.  
  173. Luke: Yes?
  174.  
  175. AT: iM EASILY INTIMIDATED, sO, uM,
  176.  
  177. AT: yEAH,
  178.  
  179. Luke: I know.
  180.  
  181. AT: oKAY,
  182.  
  183. Luke: I'm just trying to make you feel a bit less so.
  184.  
  185. AT: tHANKS, i GUESS,
  186.  
  187. Luke: Well, it's what I would do for anyone.
  188.  
  189. AT: oH, tHATS NICE,
  190.  
  191. Luke: How can one have a proper conversation if the other person feels intimidated by you?
  192.  
  193. Luke: I know it is especially a problem I have, being who I am.
  194.  
  195. AT: iS THAT RHETORICAL,
  196.  
  197. AT: oH,
  198.  
  199. AT: iM SORRY,
  200.  
  201. Luke: What for? It is not your fault.
  202.  
  203. AT: i KNOW,
  204.  
  205. Luke: You don't need to be so apologetic.
  206.  
  207. AT: oH, uH, sOR
  208.  
  209. AT: i MEAN
  210.  
  211. AT: aLRIGHT,
  212.  
  213. Luke: You should be more confident.
  214.  
  215. AT: oKAY,
  216.  
  217. Luke: People may always push you down and act cruelly. but you're not a worthless being.
  218.  
  219. Luke: Everyone has worth.
  220.  
  221. AT: oH
  222.  
  223. AT: tHANKS, uH,
  224.  
  225. AT: yOU TOO,
  226.  
  227. Luke: So, had your curiousity been sated?
  228.  
  229. Luke: Has rather.
  230.  
  231. AT: i SUPPOSE,
  232.  
  233. AT: iM NOT REALLY, uM, tHE RELIGIOUS TYPE,
  234.  
  235. Luke: Not many people are nowadays.
  236.  
  237. AT: yEAH,,
  238.  
  239. Luke: Yet, the mysticism remains, does it not?
  240.  
  241. AT: iT DOES,
  242.  
  243. AT: yOU KNOW, uH,
  244.  
  245. Luke: Hm?
  246.  
  247. AT: i HEARD, tHEY FOUND REMAINS OF A LARGE SHIP, oN A MOUNTAIN, iN LIKE,,,
  248.  
  249. AT: nAPAL, oR THE NEVERLANDS, oR SOMEWHERE,
  250.  
  251. Luke: Ant they beleive it to be Noah's.
  252.  
  253. AT: yES,
  254.  
  255. Luke: Well, there are some things I am not allowed to confirm or deny.
  256.  
  257. AT: bUT, sCIENTISTS RECENTLY DISCOVERED, tHE BIG BANG THEORY TO BE TRUE,
  258.  
  259. AT: nOT SURE HOW, tHOUGH,
  260.  
  261. Luke: Science and religion are not mutually exclusive, my friend.
  262.  
  263. Luke: Most people folly in believing that they are irreconcilable,.
  264.  
  265. Luke: Damned puntutations.
  266.  
  267. AT: ,,,
  268.  
  269. AT: aLRIGHT,
  270.  
  271. Luke: They say everything in this world depends on energy.
  272.  
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  282.  
  283. AT: iF i MAY ASK,
  284.  
  285. Luke: Even the Big Bang had to have some kind of catalyst.
  286.  
  287. Luke: And when they mention that the world was created in seven days, whose days are they talking about?
  288.  
  289. Luke: Yes?
  290.  
  291. Luke: As I said before, I am free to answer any questions.
  292.  
  293. AT: wHO IS THEY,
  294.  
  295. Luke: They, humankind, scientists especially.
  296.  
  297. Luke: Even matter is a kind of energy.
  298.  
  299. AT: aH,
  300.  
  301. Luke: I am surprised that you don't have more questions.
  302.  
  303. Luke: I've been around for a long time.
  304.  
  305. AT: wELL, iM NOT SURE, wHAT TO ASK,
  306.  
  307. AT: wITHOUT SOUNDING SILLY,
  308.  
  309. Luke: The only silly question is the one you haven't asked.
  310.  
  311. Luke: I'm not asking you to take my words for being truth.
  312.  
  313. AT: uH, oKAY,
  314.  
  315. Luke: I'm not even asking you to like me.
  316.  
  317. AT: ,,,
  318.  
  319. AT: wELL, mY QUESTION,
  320.  
  321. Luke: I'm only here to attempt to clear up misconceptions, and perhaps give advice.
  322.  
  323. AT: sO, aDAM AND EVE, tHEY WERE THE ONLY 2 PEOPLE,
  324.  
  325. AT: aND THEY, uH, pOPULATED,
  326.  
  327. Luke: Yes, but there were others at the time.
  328.  
  329. AT: bUT,
  330.  
  331. AT: oH,
  332.  
  333. Luke: If you read closely, it mentions of cities outside of Eden.
  334.  
  335. AT: oKAY, bECAUSE,, uM, eW,
  336.  
  337. AT: tHATS WHAT i ORIGINALLY THOUGHT!
  338.  
  339. Luke: It also mentions they only had sons.
  340.  
  341. Luke: Yes.
  342.  
  343. AT: i READ A KID'S VERSION, oF THE BIBLE, iT WAS LIKE 7 PAGES LONG,
  344.  
  345. AT: bUT,
  346.  
  347. Luke: Adam and Eve were the ones who were placed in Eden.
  348.  
  349. AT: i KNOW,
  350.  
  351. Luke: And were the ones whom we angels interacted with, and had to make our opinions of the rest of humanity based upon.
  352.  
  353. Luke: Also, you shall never find Eden.
  354.  
  355. AT: tHAT IS, wOW, uH, nOT THE MOST ACCURATE WAY,
  356.  
  357. Luke: It has long been lost to the sands.
  358.  
  359. AT: i WASNT, uH, lOOKING FOR IT,,,
  360.  
  361. Luke: I know, I am just extrapolating.
  362.  
  363. Luke: I'll admit, I'm bored.
  364.  
  365. AT: aLRIGHT,
  366.  
  367. AT: dITTO,
  368.  
  369. AT: hEY,
  370.  
  371. Luke: Hm?
  372.  
  373. AT: yOURE PRETTY, uH, cOOL, aND NICE,
  374.  
  375. AT: dO YOU WANT TO, uH, pOSSIBLY,
  376.  
  377. AT: bE FRIENDS,
  378.  
  379. Luke: I suppose.
  380.  
  381. AT: rEALLY,
  382.  
  383. AT: }:o
  384.  
  385. Luke: Friendship is a postive thing for someone whom it seems the rest of the world has turned their backs on.
  386.  
  387. Luke: If that is proper english, but I guess I got my point across.
  388.  
  389. AT: iS THAT PERTAINING TO ME, oR YOU,
  390.  
  391. Luke: Well I'm the one who is usually, and erroneously, synonymous with Satan.
  392.  
  393. Luke: Satan's a dick, by the way.
  394.  
  395. AT: ,,,,
  396.  
  397. AT: i,
  398.  
  399. AT: oKAY,
  400.  
  401. AT: hEY, uH, yOU KNOW WHAT FRIENDS DO, rIGHT,
  402.  
  403. Luke: ....
  404.  
  405. Luke: I am suddenly worried.
  406.  
  407. AT: tHEY, uM, tHEY -
  408.  
  409. AT: wHY,
  410.  
  411. Luke: Nothing, just go on.
  412.  
  413. AT: oKAY,
  414.  
  415. AT: fRIENDS HAVE NICKNAMES, sO, uH,
  416.  
  417. AT: lUCY,
  418.  
  419. Luke: No.
  420.  
  421. Luke: Luke.
  422.  
  423. AT: oH,
  424.  
  425. Luke: My nickname is Luke.
  426.  
  427. AT: lUCY,
  428.  
  429. AT: i LOVE
  430.  
  431. Luke: Luci is what Gabe calls me.
  432.  
  433. AT: lUCY,
  434.  
  435. AT: nOT LUCI, lUCY,
  436.  
  437. Luke: No.
  438.  
  439. Luke: They are pronounced the same.
  440.  
  441. AT: hOW DO YOU KNOW,
  442.  
  443. AT: i MIGHT SAY IT DIFFERENTN
  444.  
  445. Luke: I just now.
  446.  
  447. Luke: Know.
  448.  
  449. AT: i SAY IT LIKE,,
  450.  
  451. AT: lUH CEE
  452.  
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  455. Lucifer [Luke] joined chat.
  456.  
  457. Luke: No.
  458.  
  459. adiosToreador's connection timed out. Please don't quit straight away; they could be back.
  460.  
  461. Luke: No.
  462.  
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  466.  
  467. AT: aHAHA,,,,
  468.  
  469. Luke: Just please no.
  470.  
  471. Luke: Kiddo calls me Luke. Liz calls me Luke.
  472.  
  473. AT: oKAY, sORRY,
  474.  
  475. Luke: Hell I've even gotten MIKE to call me Luke.
  476.  
  477. AT: ,,,, wHO ARE THEY,
  478.  
  479. AT: bUT,
  480.  
  481. Luke: Kiddo and Liz are the annoying teenage girls I told you about earlier.
  482.  
  483. Luke: Mike is Michael.
  484.  
  485. Luke: My brother.
  486.  
  487. Luke: Well, one of them.
  488.  
  489. AT: aLRIGHT,
  490.  
  491. Luke: Gabriel is the only one who calls me Lucy or Luci.
  492.  
  493. AT: hEY, yOU KNOW, uH, wHAT ELSE, fRIENDS DO?
  494.  
  495. Luke: And he's an ASS.
  496.  
  497. Luke: What else do friends do.
  498.  
  499. AT: tHEY,
  500.  
  501. AT: hAVE,
  502.  
  503. AT: sLEEPOVERS,
  504.  
  505. Luke: I think that I should leave now.
  506.  
  507. AT: }:D
  508.  
  509. AT: oH,,,
  510.  
  511. Luke: This conversation has been enlightening, I hope.
  512.  
  513. Luke: I just.
  514.  
  515. Luke: I am finding it difficult to continue to function in this discourse.
  516.  
  517. Luke: As Kiddo puts it, I have lost the ability to can.
  518.  
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