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  1. XJ9 Drama - League of Legends - Funny as fuck - 7/27/2012
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  4. XJ9 (5:42): im so glad u act like this
  5. ***while im
  6. ***bleeding out
  7. EHPiCk (5:43): ok
  8. ***cool story bro
  9. ***are yo udead yet?
  10. XJ9 (5:43): no i mfeeling dizzy though
  11. EHPiCk (5:43): good
  12. ***are you going to faint
  13. XJ9 (5:43): it must be all the blood coming out of my arms, i didnt cut anywehre else
  14. ***it stings
  15. ***a lot
  16. EHPiCk (5:44): ok so im going to play on the scrim
  17. ***since you dont want to join
  18. XJ9 (5:45): why
  19. EHPiCk (5:45): its going to get casted
  20. XJ9 (5:45): josh what is wrong with u
  21. EHPiCk (5:45): and people are going to be amazed
  22. ***because xj9 is not with eehpick
  23. XJ9 (5:46): josh my ****ing hands hurt wh
  24. ***i mean
  25. ***my arms
  26. ***not my hands
  27. Quote:
  28. XJ9 (5:10): i cant even eat my ****ing food, my heart feels like its about to burst, i cant ****ing breathe
  29. ***i dont care about that game, i wasnt mad at all about that game, it was over when they got baron so it didnt matter, at all. im ****ing never mad, im ****ing depressed becaujse of u
  30. ***ur the only thing
  31. ***that
  32. ***can
  33. ***effect
  34. ***me
  35. ***they had karthus
  36. ***fed
  37. ***as
  38. *******
  39. ***we had
  40. ***a ryze
  41. ***that
  42. ***sucks
  43. *******
  44. Quote:
  45. xj9 (9:25): u remidn em to just put u on the ignore buddy list, anywway im off to cut my legs probably now, or even my face, i dont know, prob not my face. save that for last.
  46. ***i didnt
  47. ***start ****
  48. PurveyorOfEvil (9:25): how about
  49. ***you give
  50. ***all of us
  51. ***1 more chance
  52. ***uhuh?
  53. xj9 (9:26): imma jsu starv to death, no josh isnt the same
  54. ***he isnt the same
  55. ***u ****ing
  56. ***ruined
  57. ***my life
  58. ***he was my life
  59. Quote:
  60. XJ9 (4:24): i dont get that ponyboy guy u know that right
  61. ***mostly because he posts on threads saying "you should go watch XJ9"
  62. ***when hes a devil
  63. ***i dont like that
  64. *** (4:34): you shoudl tell your controller t ogo on reddit and read what i typed to him
  65. ***Idont get why u accept my request
  66. ***like you'd actually talk
  67. ***and dont talk
  68. *** (4:49): i dont get u at all though
  69. ***let me ask u this
  70. ***What is so bad about being with me again as a best friend?
  71. ***Like, you said
  72. ***"i dont want to go back to your hell"
  73. ***are you sure you arent in a hell hanging out with ponyboy, who is the same as DJ lambo and ghargrim or what?
  74. ***And u say im the one thats ****ed in the head, or gay rather
  75. ***and your the one talking about ****s
  76. ***Also i suck ass with Jayce lol
  77. *** (4:52): Yeah, playing againts bots is a good way to make yourself feel like your good at the game
  78. ***Your a devil and ****ed up in the head
  79. ***You ****ed up Josh's head and control him, and even admitted that you have a lot of control on him and he doesn't notice
  80. ***Your a scumbag troll who tells people to go kill themselves or rather jokes about death
  81. ***Cool, I could of did that too, and she didnt want to before
  82. ***so what?
  83. ***You arent' a good person at all, although you can make yourself seem like it
  84. ***its funny how u stop talking because
  85. ***i can beat u
  86. ***in any arguement
  87. ***You dont care about what exactly
  88. *** (4:54): Ponyboy is helping you to become a uncaring *******, so im guessing your just teaching others that too yes?
  89. Josh "EHPiCk": but thats what i mena
  90. ***hes teaching u to be a uncaring *******, which is why u dont care..
  91. Josh "EHPiCk": but in all seriousness, i dont like him saying "go watch XJ9 blah blah" on the forums
  92. ***acting likes he a good guy
  93. ***when hes just a scumbag..
  94. Josh "EHPiCk": (4:57): I honestly think
  95. ***I cant save you..
  96. Josh "EHPiCk": (4:57): I honestly think
  97. ***I cant save you
  98. ***Unless you somehow think or something
  99. ***Your only 15 josh
  100. ***all the things ur doing with my guiding u
  101. ***is wrong..
  102. Josh "EHPiCk": (5:00): Your just in a stage of denial
  103. ***pretty much....
  104. Josh "EHPiCk": http://imgur.com/lz8Cf..
  105. Josh "EHPiCk": (5:04): i dont get why
  106. ***you are just throwing everything away
  107. ***also..
  108. Josh "EHPiCk": (5:06): what makes u think im just saying that, when i said..
  109. Josh "EHPiCk": "I would go to 0 elo forever for u not to be ****ed in the head"
  110. ***you know i care about you a lot..
  111. Josh "EHPiCk": teaching u everything for 6 months
  112. ***tolerating u lol..
  113. Josh "EHPiCk": its sad if u think about it
  114. ***ill try to lay it out for oyu
  115. ***you..
  116. Josh "EHPiCk":
  117. 1. you "friends" are total *******/trolls/uncaring..
  118. Josh "EHPiCk": (5:09): 2. You cant talk or have a conversation by yourself, or any of your other friends. instead, you al lshare convos like a little troll group of idiots..
  119. Josh "EHPiCk": 3. you refuse to talk to me, even though u know I'm right..
  120. Josh "EHPiCk": 4. You say I'm gay and flame me when I don't do anything and talk about ****s to me..
  121. Quote:
  122. xj9 (11:28): Hi
  123. EHPiCk (11:28): hahaaa
  124. ***you make me laugh
  125. xj9 (11:28): what?
  126. ***how so?
  127. EHPiCk (11:28): stop acting like you are talking professional
  128. ***we all know you are retarded
  129. xj9 (11:28): but thats what I do
  130. EHPiCk (11:28): ha
  131. xj9 (11:28): The sad part is that the ******* dont understand
  132. EHPiCk (11:28): btw
  133. xj9 (11:28): that they are retarded
  134. ***u arent really retarded
  135. EHPiCk (11:28): we read all of the chats
  136. xj9 (11:28): however, ur being changed to be one
  137. ***so thats the rproblem really
  138. EHPiCk (11:28): you and your people that talk about
  139. xj9 (11:28): and i know this, ever sense lambo started
  140. ***to paly 1 game
  141. ***when i tlak to 1 person
  142. ***i can tell when
  143. ***im not talking to 1 peerson
  144. EHPiCk (11:29): we duo'd the enitre game
  145. ***and talked on skype
  146. ***with ghargrim
  147. xj9 (11:29): I know
  148. EHPiCk (11:29): and altidore
  149. xj9 (11:29): im not stupid
  150. ***lol
  151. EHPiCk (11:29): yayay but you actually fell for it
  152. xj9 (11:29): no i didnt really
  153. EHPiCk (11:29): lol kay
  154. xj9 (11:29): although i was playing with it, as i already knew
  155. ***what was going on
  156. EHPiCk (11:29): hahaha
  157. ***we were waiting for your team to req
  158. ***but they went to bad sadly
  159. xj9 (11:30): yeah
  160. ***i figured
  161. ***u would
  162. EHPiCk (11:30): ban every single jungle you own
  163. ***and what are you
  164. ***LOL
  165. xj9 (11:30): um
  166. ***i have plenty
  167. ***of junglers
  168. ***u konw
  169. ***its sad
  170. ***what u do though
  171. EHPiCk (11:30): malphite noc shyv naut heca
  172. xj9 (11:30): u just remake teams
  173. ***to vs new players
  174. ***to make urself feel good inside
  175. EHPiCk (11:30): lol
  176. xj9 (11:30): because u can win ranked
  177. ***cant
  178. EHPiCk (11:31): i cant win solo q*
  179. ***too hard
  180. xj9 (11:31): u know im not mad or hate u or anything
  181. EHPiCk (11:31): cant get my roles
  182. xj9 (11:31): im always here to help u lol
  183. EHPiCk (11:31): i dont care
  184. xj9 (11:31): i know,
  185. ***because ur corrupted
  186. EHPiCk (11:31): but inside you are
  187. xj9 (11:31): lol
  188. ***inside what?
  189. ***i mean
  190. ***inside what
  191. EHPiCk (11:31): im not going back to your hell
  192. xj9 (11:31): am i?
  193. ***im not hell though josh *giggles*
  194. EHPiCk (11:31): you are so gay
  195. ***i swear
  196. xj9 (11:31): no im not
  197. ***lol
  198. EHPiCk (11:31): yes you are
  199. ***you are 100% gay
  200. xj9 (11:31): im not trolling when i say that
  201. ***why do u think that?
  202. ***u already know
  203. EHPiCk (11:32): well extactly why you are gay
  204. xj9 (11:32): why i did what i did
  205. ***and now ur just reverting back
  206. EHPiCk (11:32): no
  207. ***you are just obessed
  208. ***over a dude over the internet
  209. xj9 (11:32): no
  210. ***u are a good person, i changed u
  211. ***for the better
  212. ***my faithful student
  213. EHPiCk (11:32): for what
  214. xj9 (11:32): but now your just making it all a waste
  215. EHPiCk (11:32): so
  216. xj9 (11:32): well, reallyeveryone else
  217. ***is a total *******/troll
  218. EHPiCk (11:32): you played my heart for 6 months
  219. ***and its wasted too
  220. xj9 (11:32): i didnt play it.
  221. ***ur
  222. EHPiCk (11:32): so its basically revenge
  223. xj9 (11:32): the one wasting it
  224. EHPiCk (11:32): yes you did lol idiot
  225. xj9 (11:32): it didnt have t ogo to waste, we will be best frineds hopefully
  226. EHPiCk (11:32): you werent really sad at all
  227. xj9 (11:32): im not mad at u
  228. ***lol
  229. EHPiCk (11:32): you made me feel sad
  230. xj9 (11:33): wait what
  231. EHPiCk (11:33): do bad at school
  232. ***you basically palyed everything
  233. xj9 (11:33): I never wanted that u know that
  234. EHPiCk (11:33): the crying and
  235. xj9 (11:33): i said "stay after longer"
  236. ***i dont want u to fail
  237. EHPiCk (11:33): "im crying now"
  238. xj9 (11:33): i want u to succeed i nike u know that
  239. EHPiCk (11:33): you like
  240. ***are so physco
  241. ***you want altidore
  242. ***to have no friends
  243. xj9 (11:33): well, i actually
  244. ***did get sad, because of the way u acted
  245. EHPiCk (11:33): what kind of person does that
  246. xj9 (11:33): but it was all apart of my plan
  247. ***to change u for th ebetter
  248. EHPiCk (11:33): ill keep you added
  249. xj9 (11:33): and it was working
  250. ***but then its all ruinedn ow
  251. ***u know i got u
  252. ***to admit
  253. ***that your wrong right
  254. EHPiCk (11:34): lol
  255. ***that was a lie
  256. ***i just wanted
  257. ***you to shut up
  258. ***gotta admit
  259. ***i think
  260. ***tih gouth
  261. ***that was mcrooster though
  262. ***you got me on that
  263. ***but i jsut wanted you to shut up
  264. ***guess it didnt work
  265. xj9 (11:34): i really doubt it
  266. ***u said
  267. EHPiCk (11:34): okkkkkk
  268. xj9 (11:34): >.< why cant i do anything right
  269. EHPiCk (11:34): k
  270. ***you can believe that
  271. xj9 (11:34): i know inside u know what ur doing is wrong josh
  272. EHPiCk (11:34): you are so physco
  273. ***holy ****
  274. ***buse was right
  275. xj9 (11:35): No im not. lol
  276. EHPiCk (11:35): you do have no friends
  277. xj9 (11:35): I actually have
  278. EHPiCk (11:35): 2
  279. xj9 (11:35): a lot of irl friends
  280. EHPiCk (11:35): where are they then
  281. xj9 (11:35): but the thing is, i worked a lot on u
  282. ***to make au a better person
  283. ***but now ull end up
  284. EHPiCk (11:35): they probably talk **** behind your back
  285. xj9 (11:35): like the rest of them
  286. EHPiCk (11:35): i talk to buse alot btw
  287. xj9 (11:35): thats cool
  288. EHPiCk (11:35): kind sucks
  289. ***kinda sucks
  290. xj9 (11:35): how?
  291. EHPiCk (11:35): you like her so much LOL
  292. ***"ill marry her"
  293. xj9 (11:35): Yes I do
  294. ***obv means im gay
  295. ***lol
  296. EHPiCk (11:36): well
  297. ***you could be bi
  298. ***hahaha
  299. xj9 (11:36): i could be, but im not
  300. ***Dont you trust me?
  301. EHPiCk (11:36): but you are
  302. ***i dont trust you at all
  303. xj9 (11:36): the sad part is t hat
  304. EHPiCk (11:36): i really really really wanted you to be a girl
  305. xj9 (11:36): the 5 of u are like
  306. ***becoming 1
  307. ***all scumbags now, when i talk to 1 of u, u act the same
  308. ***no difference
  309. ***u know everythign could be really fun, way better then the sad fake happyness
  310. ***ur giving yourself
  311. ***why do u do this
  312. ***anyway?
  313. ***like
  314. ***its a really bad habbit
  315. ***to just play games like this
  316. EHPiCk (11:37): you do know
  317. ***no one gives a ****
  318. xj9 (11:37): about what?
  319. EHPiCk (11:37): of what you do
  320. ***or we
  321. ***ingeneral
  322. ***everyone*
  323. xj9 (11:38): what do u mean in general?
  324. ***what exactly do i do?
  325. EHPiCk (11:38): wasted 6 months
  326. xj9 (11:38): no
  327. ***it wasnt a waste
  328. ***altohguh ur making it a waste
  329. ***u dotn seem to rea
  330. ***realize
  331. ***what im saying
  332. EHPiCk (11:38): stop spamming
  333. xj9 (11:38): because ur corrupted
  334. EHPiCk (11:38): or im deleting you
  335. xj9 (11:38): im not spamming
  336. ***u know this is how i type
  337. EHPiCk (11:38): stop talking
  338. xj9 (11:38): why?
  339. EHPiCk (11:38): im going to play a game
  340. xj9 (11:38): josh, u know your wrong
  341. ***why?
  342. EHPiCk (11:38): and you are going to flood
  343. xj9 (11:38): because u live
  344. ***in a world of fake happyness
  345. ***and avoid
  346. ***the actual real happyness
  347. ***which is me?
  348. ***why did u invite me then?
  349. ***like
  350. EHPiCk (11:39): i invited
  351. ***everyone on my list
  352. ***accidentally
  353. ***accidentally invited you
  354. xj9 (11:39): im honeslty
  355. ***pretty sure
  356. ***that u meant that
  357. ***when u say >.< why cant i do anythign right
  358. ***i talked to u
  359. ***for a hour aobut everything
  360. ***honestly think about it
  361. ***if u just stopped hanging out with scumbag/ididots, and becoming one yourself
  362. ***and actual made use of what i taught u over the past 6 months
  363. ***we would be so happy playing games together
  364. EHPiCk (11:40): no
  365. ***i wont be crying and regreting everything
  366. ***you cage me up brah
  367. xj9 (11:41): huh
  368. ***what woul du regret?
  369. ***and no i dont
  370. EHPiCk (11:41): everything
  371. xj9 (11:41): i tell u whats right, to do, and ur caging
  372. ***urself up
  373. ***u cage yourself up
  374. EHPiCk (11:41): iw ould be playing with other people
  375. xj9 (11:41): and u dont even know it
  376. EHPiCk (11:41): and having more fun
  377. xj9..
  378. [7/15/2012 3:04:36 AM] Josh "EHPiCk": i taught u
  379. ***but ur making it a waste
  380. ***the fact
  381. ***u are arrogant enough to say im a lfie waster and gay
  382. ***and then say "good jungler" is
  383. ***pretty disgusting
  384. ***u know that if u were to legit just sit down and talk to me for a few hours u would realize what ur doing is stupid right?
  385. *** (11:52): josh i dont want u
  386. ***to end up as another
  387. ***internet ******
  388. ***i dnt want that
  389. ***u deserve better
  390. ***u shouldnt be like that
  391. ***how? i treat people with respect, im kind, i like to talk things out
  392. ***ponyboy likes ponies, i gues u sohuld hate him too
  393. ***oh wait thats another
  394. ***arrogant comment
  395. ***but see
  396. ***u say
  397. ***no not really im not going t obe best friends with u
  398. ***because u dont want to talk to me
  399. ***for a hour or 2
  400. ***and not play games during it
  401. ***because u know ill convicne u
  402. ***because im right
  403. ***as always.
  404. ***its sorta like me calling out "what makes lee isn tkae skill" reddit thread
  405. ***no one really talked, just downvoted
  406. ***because they have no arguement
  407. *** (11:54): u are just avoidign the arguement because u konw i would win
  408. ***and then u would dleete everyone and come back to me and we would be best friends
  409. ***u know it would be really nice
  410. ***im tearing a bit thinking on how nice it would be
  411. ***but sadly, its delayed due to your corrupted mind
  412. ***party like its 1960
  413. ***lol
  414. ***i hoenslt
  415. ***dont care abotu this elo
  416. *** (11:56): what
  417. ***no i just try to tell
  418. ***the bad people what to do
  419. ***but most of the time
  420. ***they act like the current state of u
  421. ***and then i jsut bock them
  422. ***if i could trade
  423. ***all my elo, revert to 0, and never gain elo aain
  424. ***for ur corrupted mind
  425. ***to go away
  426. ***i would do that
  427. ***i dont care about the elo, u think
  428. ***of all these bad thigns
  429. ***and 1 second
  430. ***i gtota let me dad in
  431. ***doors are all locked
  432. ***lol
  433. ***ok im back
  434. ***apparently is was my brother
  435. *** (11:58): that came back fro ma party
  436. ***my god i have the worst fever ever atm
  437. ***josh why do u think
  438. ***im just saying that?
  439. ***like what points out
  440. ***to evidence
  441. ***that im just saying that?
  442. ***no answer
  443. ***exactly why
  444. ***u dont ant to speak with me 1v1
  445. ***and just try to ignore me
  446. ***because i can convicne u that ur being a iidot
  447. *** (12:00): josh your mind isnt right ...
  448. ***can u let me fix that please?
  449. ***whats so funny?
  450. ***well, it might sound gay ( i guesS?) but it isnt
  451. ***its the truth
  452. ***how am i annoying
  453. ***those people
  454. ***ei tlaked toa
  455. ***are the most biggest idiots
  456. ***ive talked to
  457. ***i must of gotten
  458. ***this fever
  459. ***from them
  460. ***tbh
  461. ***my head hurts so much ughhhhhhhhhhhh
  462. ***did u hear my voice?
  463. ***im curious
  464. *** (12:02): lol i aparently sound like some 20+ year old guy or like imaqtpie
  465. ***idk
  466. ***lol
  467. ***how?
  468. ***its a 10 dollar mic
  469. ***in 3-11 days
  470. ***my 80 dollar mic and 50 dollar webcam
  471. ***coms in
  472. ***then i guess ill play ranked?
  473. ***or something
  474. ***that isnt gay
  475. ***ur over using gay
  476. ***like
  477. ***it has no meaning
  478. ***its jus there
  479. ***huh?
  480. ***what do u mean u dotn carE? im not trying
  481. ***to make it effect u, im sut saying
  482. ***im really bored lately
  483. EHPiCk (12:04): wait let me send the chat
  484. ***to ghargrim
  485. xj9 (12:04): yeah, because ur really mature
  486. ***and ur
  487. ***mind is corrupted
  488. ***still
  489. ***=/..
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