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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. [(GS)]Kazter: its better in private chat
  3. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
  4. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x3
  5. [(GS)]Kazter: wanna leave the group chat?
  6. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hey wat r u wearing??
  7. [(GS)]Kazter: anwser me ill anwser you
  8. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
  9. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: a skirt and a tank top :3
  10. [(GS)]Kazter: i meant leave group chat
  11. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  12. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: o im sorry
  13. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  14. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: nyway wat r u weqaring?
  15. [(GS)]Kazter: im wearing
  16. [(GS)]Kazter: a shirt
  17. [(GS)]Kazter: and exercise boxers
  18. [(GS)]Kazter: had to take pants and socks off
  19. [(GS)]Kazter: i was too hot :/
  20. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmm so ur the sports type :))
  21. [(GS)]Kazter: yes i am
  22. [(GS)]Kazter: well
  23. [(GS)]Kazter: im 5'11 nearly 1/2
  24. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :oo
  25. [(GS)]Kazter: and 214 pounds
  26. [(GS)]Kazter: i turned alot of my fat into muscle
  27. [(GS)]Kazter: damn straight
  28. [(GS)]Kazter: muscle weighs more then fat
  29. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmmmm
  30. [(GS)]Kazter: replaced fat with muscle
  31. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i like a muscle man :3
  32. [(GS)]Kazter: so i weigh about
  33. [(GS)]Kazter: 218 now
  34. [(GS)]Kazter: which means i got more muscle
  35. [(GS)]Kazter: sweet :L
  36. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: im kind of a skinny girll
  37. [(GS)]Kazter: lol kind*
  38. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: but my boobs are pretty bigg :>
  39. [(GS)]Kazter: you know
  40. [(GS)]Kazter: im so exited for meeting you
  41. [(GS)]Kazter: i dont even know what to do
  42. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
  43. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x3
  44. [(GS)]Kazter: your the type of girl that gives me my smile back :)
  45. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww thanx :3
  46. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hey if u mind if i ask
  47. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: how big is ur winky ;3
  48. [(GS)]Kazter: id prefer not exactly go their :/
  49. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww :c
  50. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i was gettin kinda excited
  51. [(GS)]Kazter: its not i dont want too
  52. [(GS)]Kazter: its to keep my identity safe
  53. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its not liike i'll know where u live if i know how big ur dick is ;)
  54. [(GS)]Kazter: i know
  55. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: so wats ur favorite food :>?
  56. [(GS)]Kazter: hmm
  57. [(GS)]Kazter: hamburgers
  58. [(GS)]Kazter: although
  59. [(GS)]Kazter: i really like cabage too
  60. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmm i like hamburgers too 'u'
  61. [(GS)]Kazter: 'u' ?
  62. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its a smilie c;
  63. [(GS)]Kazter: ah
  64. [(GS)]Kazter: screw it
  65. [(GS)]Kazter: i love you.
  66. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i think i love u too x333
  67. [(GS)]Kazter: :3
  68. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wats ur name? :3
  69. [(GS)]Kazter: Michael
  70. [(GS)]Kazter: yours?
  71. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: katie x3
  72. [(GS)]Kazter: no wonder you play dead rising 2
  73. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
  74. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xP
  75. [(GS)]Kazter: so
  76. [(GS)]Kazter: wanna play minecraft
  77. [(GS)]Kazter: i know a server
  78. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i cant play noww sadly :((
  79. [(GS)]Kazter: why D:
  80. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: im on my laptop which cant run games good :/
  81. [(GS)]Kazter: i hate your laptop
  82. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xD
  83. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
  84. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: do u play toontown??
  85. [(GS)]Kazter: i used to
  86. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: what abuot runescape??
  87. [(GS)]Kazter: runescape is ew-ish
  88. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ohh
  89. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i used to play it alot but i havent playd it in a loong time xD
  90. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
  91. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: have u played zwinky?
  92. [(GS)]Kazter: zwinky?
  93. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its sum game idk i guess u dont
  94. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  95. [(GS)]Kazter: what time is it for you?
  96. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: 10:54 pmm
  97. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ?
  98. [(GS)]Kazter: :PPPP
  99. [(GS)]Kazter: 10:55 pm
  100. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
  101. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :o
  102. [(GS)]Kazter: eastern time ftw
  103. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea x3
  104. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: have u ever played mvc?
  105. [(GS)]Kazter: mvc?
  106. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: marvle vs capcomm
  107. [(GS)]Kazter: oh
  108. [(GS)]Kazter: ive played it
  109. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :oo
  110. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: whos ur favorite char??
  111. [(GS)]Kazter: ive played it once
  112. [(GS)]Kazter: wait
  113. [(GS)]Kazter: i played the demo
  114. [(GS)]Kazter: marvel vs capcom 2
  115. [(GS)]Kazter: on ps3
  116. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: hmmm
  117. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i really like mvc
  118. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its one of my favorite gamess x3
  119. [(GS)]Kazter: where do you live btw?
  120. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: new hampshiree :>
  121. [(GS)]Kazter: i think that place is like
  122. [(GS)]Kazter: 6 hours away
  123. [(GS)]Kazter: let me check
  124. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: omg u could come and visit <333
  125. [(GS)]Kazter: yep
  126. [(GS)]Kazter: nearly 7 hours
  127. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :oo
  128. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: do u play 3d sexvilla 2??
  129. [(GS)]Kazter: no
  130. [(GS)]Kazter: i try to keep my computer clean :P
  131. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: oo
  132. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i wish u did so i could giv u a nice bj :333
  133. [(GS)]Kazter: your gonna give me a boner :/
  134. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xDD
  135. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: mayb thats the plan x33
  136. [(GS)]Kazter: its possible
  137. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i kno i feel pretty horny right now :3
  138. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  139. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: rofl xD
  140. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *cuddles with u*
  141. [(GS)]Kazter: :D
  142. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *puts hand on ur lap x333*
  143. [(GS)]Kazter: :3
  144. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ur not just gonna leave me hangin r u?? ;3
  145. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *puts hand in ur pants*
  146. [(GS)]Kazter: im sorry
  147. [(GS)]Kazter: shits happening
  148. [(GS)]Kazter: D:
  149. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: ohh :C
  150. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: it's ok, i can take care of u myself ;33
  151. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts giving u a handjob**
  152. [(GS)]Kazter: im just not quite ready for this stuff yet
  153. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww cmon :cc
  154. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i wanna shit on ur dick
  155. [(GS)]Kazter: ew :/
  156. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: im kinda into scat :P
  157. [(GS)]Kazter: scat?
  158. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: and watersports
  159. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i guess everyone has their own kinks c;
  160. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: got any urself? o3o
  161. [(GS)]Kazter: not sure
  162. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i hope u like BDSM
  163. [(GS)]Kazter: bdsm?
  164. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  165. [(GS)]Kazter: whats bdsm
  166. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its when i tie u up and beat u and then we hav sexx ;)
  167. [(GS)]Kazter: not quite
  168. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: awww
  169. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wat kinda things do u like??
  170. [(GS)]Kazter: sex related
  171. [(GS)]Kazter: or anything
  172. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: sex related ;3
  173. [(GS)]Kazter: handjobs
  174. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i can do those pretty good :33
  175. [(GS)]Kazter: idk
  176. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: but i kinda wanna grab ur cock and ram it in my ass ^___^
  177. [(GS)]Kazter: im a virgin
  178. [(GS)]Kazter: i dont know much
  179. [(GS)]Kazter: well actually
  180. [(GS)]Kazter: i know alot
  181. [(GS)]Kazter: i just never tried shiz
  182. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its always important to experiment ;))
  183. [(GS)]Kazter: experiment with u :P
  184. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: id love too ;D
  185. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i take off ur pants and start to give u a blowjobb*
  186. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  187. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww cmonn ;3
  188. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: r u really gonna deny a hot girl??
  189. [(GS)]Kazter: listen
  190. [(GS)]Kazter: i do want you
  191. [(GS)]Kazter: but i dont want sex to be the priority
  192. [(GS)]Kazter: love is the priority
  193. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: sex is pretty important thoo
  194. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i want u inside me
  195. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: cmon dont be a pussy
  196. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: take it like a man ;3
  197. [(GS)]Kazter: Im just not in the mood
  198. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: well then i guess i have to end it :C
  199. [(GS)]Kazter: i know where your goin :P
  200. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: if ur not gunna keep ur girl satisfied, she wont want 2 stay with u
  201. [(GS)]Kazter: listen listen
  202. [(GS)]Kazter: its because
  203. [(GS)]Kazter: normal me
  204. [(GS)]Kazter: i kinda self-heat myself
  205. [(GS)]Kazter: and it changes my mood
  206. [(GS)]Kazter: so i grab some refreshments
  207. [(GS)]Kazter: which cools me down
  208. [(GS)]Kazter: which releases me :L
  209. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: so u jack off
  210. [(GS)]Kazter: sometimes
  211. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  212. [(GS)]Kazter: i dont jerk off for the fun of it
  213. [(GS)]Kazter: i do it cuz it feels good when i juice
  214. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
  215. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: would it motivate u if i gave u a pic of me?
  216. [(GS)]Kazter: sure?
  217. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: mmkaay
  218. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: http://i.imgur.com/1or6B.jpg
  219. [(GS)]Kazter: lol spoon
  220. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: rofl xD
  221. [(GS)]Kazter: i like your eyes though
  222. [(GS)]Kazter: they look unreal
  223. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
  224. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: thanxx >u<
  225. [(GS)]Kazter: got any others?
  226. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: do u think i could get a pic of u?? :oo
  227. [(GS)]Kazter: ive tried
  228. [(GS)]Kazter: i never seem to get a good pic
  229. [(GS)]Kazter: never
  230. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: aww its okaay
  231. [(GS)]Kazter: -forever alone-
  232. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  233. [(GS)]Kazter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AyJyoiH5-k
  234. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i just wanna know wat 2 imagine >3<
  235. [(GS)]Kazter: love that song
  236. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: omg i luv dubstepp
  237. [(GS)]Kazter: i could watch you for a lifetime
  238. [(GS)]Kazter: your my favourite movie
  239. [(GS)]Kazter: a thousand endings
  240. [(GS)]Kazter: you mean everything to me
  241. [(GS)]Kazter: i never know whats coming
  242. [(GS)]Kazter: forever fascinated
  243. [(GS)]Kazter: hope you dont stop runnin
  244. [(GS)]Kazter: to me cuz ive been waitin
  245. [(GS)]Kazter: :3
  246. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x33
  247. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i got another pic of mee ;33
  248. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: http://i.imgur.com/E5cHa.jpg
  249. [(GS)]Kazter: cheesy :/
  250. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: :cc
  251. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: sorry i had 2 take it in the mirror cuz i couldnt take a good picture any other wayy
  252. [(GS)]Kazter: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ETcr19N3NE
  253. [(GS)]Kazter: read the description
  254. [(GS)]Kazter: ive gotten skinnier since
  255. [(GS)]Kazter: its me failing at football
  256. [(GS)]Kazter: :P
  257. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x33
  258. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wher in the video can i get the best look at u :3??
  259. [(GS)]Kazter: that one?
  260. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea
  261. [(GS)]Kazter: its the only one with a real video
  262. [(GS)]Kazter: oh
  263. [(GS)]Kazter: in the video
  264. [(GS)]Kazter: at 2:00
  265. [(GS)]Kazter: 1:57
  266. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: x333 ur so cuuute
  267. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  268. [(GS)]Kazter: i have long arms
  269. [(GS)]Kazter: i should be an enderman!
  270. [(GS)]Kazter: enderball!!!
  271. [(GS)]Kazter: XD
  272. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: xDD
  273. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: so do u think ur willin 2 cyber with me now?? ;333
  274. [(GS)]Kazter: not really
  275. [(GS)]Kazter: dunno what to do
  276. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its ok
  277. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: just follow my lead ;D
  278. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  279. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *pulls out ur huge cock & starts givin u a handjob*
  280. [(GS)]Kazter: -lays back-
  281. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts to go faster and fast ;)*
  282. [(GS)]Kazter: -gets pretty exited- :P
  283. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts to give a bj*
  284. [(GS)]Kazter: - gets the 0_0 face and says: oh yeah-
  285. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *goes really deeep ;DDD*
  286. [(GS)]Kazter: -puts hand behind head and pushes faster-
  287. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i put my wet pussy on ur dick*
  288. [(GS)]Kazter: -says holy damn-
  289. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i push it in and give a loud sigh*
  290. [(GS)]Kazter: -cock gets even harder-
  291. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *i start riding it and it feel so gooood ;33*
  292. [(GS)]Kazter: -feels unbelievably good-
  293. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts to feel like shes gonna climax*
  294. [(GS)]Kazter: climax?
  295. [(GS)]Kazter: as in jizz?
  296. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: its like cumming but 4 girls
  297. [(GS)]Kazter: ok
  298. [(GS)]Kazter: -goes faster for her-
  299. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts feeling reaaly gooood*
  300. [(GS)]Kazter: -hears her moan louder, gets ready for here-
  301. [(GS)]Kazter: her*
  302. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *cums and starts farting*
  303. [(GS)]Kazter: -see's a bunch of stuff spilling out of her pussy-
  304. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *spaghetti falls out of my pocket*
  305. [(GS)]Kazter: the fuck?
  306. [(GS)]Kazter: also
  307. [(GS)]Kazter: why would you fart
  308. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *starts shitting and pissing*
  309. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  310. [(GS)]Kazter: thats just nasty
  311. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  312. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *bends legs really harrd*
  313. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *ur dick breaks off*
  314. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  315. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *blood everywhere*
  316. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *turns into a werewolf*
  317. [(GS)]Kazter: what the ball shit?
  318. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: now im my fursona ;33
  319. [(GS)]Kazter: well its kinda over
  320. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  321. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: no cmon it only just started
  322. [(GS)]Kazter: well if my dick breaks off
  323. [(GS)]Kazter: theirs a problem
  324. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  325. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *rips ur arms off and uses them as butt plugs*
  326. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: omg this feels soo goood x333
  327. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: *takes off prosthetic leg and shoves it in ur mouth*
  328. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: oohhh yeaaah x333
  329. [(GS)]Kazter: you are so random
  330. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: SPOON xD
  331. [(GS)]Kazter: also
  332. [(GS)]Kazter: where the fuck would you get a fake leg from
  333. [(GS)]Kazter: :/
  334. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i lost my legs when i was 6 xDD
  335. [(GS)]Kazter: really?
  336. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea
  337. [(GS)]Kazter: how?
  338. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: wood chipper
  339. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: dont ask xDD
  340. [(GS)]Kazter: D:
  341. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: yea i have wheels now :>
  342. [(GS)]Kazter: wheels?
  343. [(GS)]Kazter: wheelchair?
  344. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: no i have a pole with wheel on it
  345. Mrs. Hot Zombie Johnson: i squeak when i roll around x3
  346. [(GS)]Kazter: lol
  347. [(GS)]Kazter: fuck
  348. [(GS)]Kazter: brb
  349.  
  350. and then I blocked and removed him.
  351.  
  352.