- One, two
- Don't bother calling on the telephone
- Not that you would, still, I'd rather be alone
- And don't bother calling me on the cell
- It ain't been invented yet; it's 1912
- That goes for e-mail, instant messenger as well
- If you were stuck here I'm sure you'd probably bail
- I'm gonna hop the next boat back to Ireland
- Here and there, I'll have you a postcard sent
- You got your pearls, and all of your diamonds
- And everything that money can just buy
- Well, I do not mind, I really do wish you good luck
- With your house of alabaster
- The telephone rings, another dimension
- Is right where I am, so don't even mention
- My name to no-one, you got your riches but I
- I got my flux capacitor
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No no no
- I'm gonna take a train, ride right to a little town
- You probably think I'll have a pint and get drowned
- I'll say "Hey barkeep where's the telegraph?
- I don't drink, I just think it's time to make myself laugh."
- Hey pretty mama, stop
- You're no dalai lama, stop
- Enjoy the nuclear winter and your new boyfriend
- Well he ain't such a winner but
- You got your pearls, and all of your diamonds
- And everything that money can just buy
- Well, I do not mind, I really do wish you good luck
- With your house of alabaster
- The telephone rings, another dimension
- Is right where I am, so don't even mention
- My name to no-one, you got your riches but I
- I got my flux capacitor
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No no no, okay
- Great scott, look at you now
- One tired little pipsqueak, all worn out
- From the rat race that so many play
- While I may be alone, in truth my plans, they keep me company
- A great adventure gonna come my way
- You got your pearls, and all of your diamonds
- And everything that money can just buy
- Well, I do not mind, I really do wish you good luck
- With your house of alabaster
- The telephone rings, another dimension
- Is right where I am, so don't even mention
- My name to no-one, you got your riches but I
- I got my flux capacitor
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No, no no, no no
- No, no no, no no, no no, no no no
- No no