Alright so it's been a wild couple days, ain't it? Gary Johnson wins the election, some johnie cuyler guy reports shadow people, and shark monsters, I mean, I thought Sharknado was weird..I am being informed by my intern they made a sequel....they made 3 of them.

 Any way, Pretty dang wild could days if you ask me given the -other- canidates, and I'm pretty sure that redneck was on some damn good moonshine, luckily we can rest assure knowing those missing peoples reports and murders have gone aw- what the dick!  Intern! What the hell happened? -pause-  oh...oh my god, so..according to my intern friend here the uh, shit...the town library/records keeping facility just exploded I..uh, here's huey lewis and the news