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- [ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
- [ ] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
- [ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
- [ ] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
- [ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
- [ ] You have been called a blonde
- TOTAL:
- [ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
- [ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
- [ ] You never knew the Alphabet and Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
- [ ] You just sang them to make sure.
- [ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
- [ ] You have choked on your own spit.
- TOTAL:
- [ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
- [ ] You type with three fingers or less.
- [ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
- [ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
- [ ] You have caught yourself drooling.
- TOTAL:
- [ ] You have fallen asleep in class.
- [ ] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
- [ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
- [ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
- [ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
- TOTAL:
- [ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
- [ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
- [ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
- [ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
- [ ] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
- TOTAL:
- [ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
- [ ] You break a lot of things.
- [ ] You slightly tilt your head when you're confused.
- [ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
- [ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
- [ ] The word "um" is used frequently.
- [ ] You don't know what "um" means.
- [ ] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
- [ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
- TOTAL:
- Take your total, Multiply by 4, Put the title as : I'm __% mentally unstable.
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