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  1. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Schnaps, ya?
  2. Hoovy: Ya
  3. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} shoves a bottle in your hands
  4. Hoovy: Hehe, danke ;3
  5. Hoovy sips some of the schnaps
  6. Your state is set to Offline.
  7. Hoovy is now Offline.
  8. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  9. Connected again and rejoined chat.
  10. Hoovy is now Online.
  11. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: I cut down bit with eh.... Motoröl.
  12. Hoovy: Hehe~
  13. Hoovy already getting a little tipsy from the schnaps
  14. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: You may new liver.
  15. Hoovy: No, i'm just not used to drinking liquor, it's been a while~ x3
  16. Hoovy hiccup
  17. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Eh good?
  18. Hoovy: mhmm, very good~
  19. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} pulls back and punches you square in the face
  20. Hoovy falls back onto the ground with a bloody nose
  21. Hoovy: You fucker!
  22. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Eh good.
  23. Hoovy: What the fuck was that for?
  24. Hoovy sips some more of the schnaps, i place the bottle on the table and i punch you right in your gut
  25. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Kitty has gewurz.
  26. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} grabs you up by the throat
  27. Hoovy gasps as you strangle me
  28. Hoovy: F-Fuck...
  29. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} whispers in your ear "I like spice. Eheh."
  30. Hoovy gasping for air as you continue to strangle me
  31. Hoovy: n-nghhh...~
  32. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} tosses you on the ground and heads for the door
  33. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Be here soon.
  34. Hoovy: So that's it, you're leaving me here?
  35. Hoovy: Where the fuck are you going!
  36. Hoovy is now Offline.
  37. Your state is set to Offline.
  38. Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  39. Connected again and rejoined chat.
  40. Hoovy is now Online.
  41. Hoovy: There you are.
  42. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Am back.
  43. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Store.
  44. Hoovy: Ah
  45. Hoovy: You just left me here, yo
  46. Hoovy: And i didn't have any schnaps, because i threw the bottle at the door
  47. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} pulls a bottle out of the bag and smacks you across the chin with it
  48. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: No worry.
  49. Hoovy: Son of a bitch!~
  50. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: I get more.
  51. Hoovy tackles you onto the ground
  52. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Ah, so niedlich you are.
  53. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} wraps his arms around you and squeezes
  54. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} squeezes harder
  55. Hoovy: N-Nghh!
  56. Hoovy: F-Fuck, you're strong!
  57. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: You are such squishy drinking buddy!
  58. Hoovy: I-I could be more than a drinking buddy...
  59. Hoovy covers my mouth quickly, my face instantly turns red
  60. Hoovy: I-I didn't say that...
  61. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Ich habe nur schwingen so, wenn ich betrunken bin.
  62. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Ich bin nicht betrunken, ich I. ..
  63. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} licks his hand
  64. Hoovy blushes as you lick at my hand
  65. Hoovy: W-What are you doing?
  66. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Uh... Not sure. Am testing?
  67. Hoovy: O-Oh~
  68. Hoovy kisses you softly on your lips
  69. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} grabs you by the cheeks with one hand and gives you fishlips
  70. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Why you stutter like child?
  71. Hoovy: I don't know, you're just making me nervous, o-or maybe i'm just a little tipsy
  72. Hoovy kisses your fishlips
  73. Hoovy moves my head away from your face, panting heavily
  74. Hoovy: O-Oh god, I-I didn't do that!~
  75. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Stop dat. You keep kissing like one of those French stiefmutterchens.
  76. Hoovy: N-No i'm not!
  77. Hoovy gets off of you and i sit down
  78. Hoovy: I-I'm just a little confused right now
  79. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: I make simple. We have schnaps. We drank schnaps. Confusion go away.
  80. Hoovy: Okay
  81. Hoovy: J-Just hand me a bottle
  82. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} tosses it at you
  83. Hoovy catches the bottle and i open it, taking swigs of the schnaps
  84. Hoovy: You know, you're a pretty nice guy, even if you are a bit bi-polar
  85. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Good, bad, we're all ugly.
  86. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Give that.
  87. Hoovy: Yeah...
  88. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} yanks the bottle from your hands
  89. Hoovy: Hehe.
  90. Hoovy: You know, i was about to make a remark about you being a bit cute...
  91. Hoovy: But i think that's just the booze talking.
  92. Hoovy takes the bottle again and i take another swig of it
  93. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Hmm...
  94. Hoovy looks at you with a slight confused look on my face
  95. Hoovy: What?
  96. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} grabs the bottle
  97. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Too slow.
  98. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} sticks his hand in your mouth and gribs your jaw, pulling it down
  99. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: Medicine time.
  100. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} jabs the bottle in your mouth upside down
  101. Hoovy: M-Mghh!~
  102. Hoovy struggles to get free from your grasp
  103. Hoovy calms down a bit as i feel more and more drunk
  104. smarticus.witherspoon {♣}: There. Isn't better?
  105. smarticus.witherspoon {♣} takes the bottle out of your mouth
  106. Hoovy: *hic* m-mush betr...~ *hic*
  107. Hoovy stumbles a bit and i fall down in front of you
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