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Bat Pony In Seattle

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  1. >Be Anonymous
  2. >Be a regular old internet shut in
  3. >Well, not exactly OLD
  4. >Maybe around your mid twenties..?
  5. >Whatever
  6. >You work a regular job
  7. >More like stereotypical
  8. >You do get to travel a lot...
  9. >It also has a few benefits
  10. >Lots of rushing around
  11. >Meeting a bunch of new people
  12. >Always filled with beautiful smells
  13. >Oh how you loved the small plus sides of your job
  14. >You sigh happily
  15. >You hear a quick jingle
  16. >A custome-?
  17. >"Anon! Get your lazy ass up! You have a delivery to make!"
  18. >Oh, just your boss...
  19. >You groan and get up from behind the counter
  20. "I'm on it..." You half mumble
  21. >You lazily make your way outside
  22. >Your car door closing as your fellow coworker places a couple of pizzas in your passenger seats
  23. >You dip your hand into your pocket and jingle about for your keys
  24. >You quickly find them and take a seat in the drivers side
  25. >You start your car and look down at your notes
  26. >Just one stop... Why so much fucking pizza?
  27. >You shrug
  28. >You drive down the familiar roads of Seattle
  29. >You take the occasional turn here or there
  30. >You occasionally looked towards your watch
  31. >Five minutes left
  32. >Unlike most pizza places now-a-days, the one you work at still used the whole 'Thirty Minutes or it's free' thing
  33. >Sometimes you enjoyed it being the only pizza place like that
  34. >Other times you hate it
  35. >Your small rant is interrupted by the sudden sound of an explosion
  36. >You feel the pulse from it shake your car, tilting it slightly
  37. "The fuck!"
  38. >You look over to notice some of the pizza boxes have toppled over
  39. >PizzaIsKill.jpg
  40. >You groan and get out from your car
  41. >You look towards where the sound of the explosion came from
  42. >It seemed to be around here
  43.  
  44. >You get back into your car, changing gears and making your way there
  45. >As you turned the corner you noticed something flying towards you
  46. >OhShit.png
  47. >You try your best to steer clear from the object coming at you at high speed
  48. >But you suck at driving just as much as you suck at delivering pizzas
  49. >The object crashed into your windshield, cracking the glass to the point of no return
  50. >You could have sworn you heard a loud yelp of pain
  51. >What did you just hit?!
  52. >You quickly get out from your car and check the damage
  53. >The thing that you hit was groaning up ahead
  54. >It looks like it got off from your windshield and crawled off
  55. >You notice the lack of blood
  56. >Well, not lack, more like small amounts
  57. >You'd expect the poor animal to be splattered against your windshield
  58. "Nope."
  59. >You sigh
  60. >The damage wasn't too bad, just a cracked windshield
  61. >Oh... and five late pizzas that were now free
  62. "Fuuuuck."
  63. >You angrily kick your tire
  64. >"EEP!"
  65. >Wat.jpeg
  66. >You turn to where you heard the small eep from
  67. >Nothing but a trail of small blood droplets
  68. >You follow it
  69. >The longer you walked towards the source of the blood
  70. >The louder you could hear whimpering and crying
  71. >You felt sorta bad for not moving out of its way
  72. >No, not an it, a her.
  73. >Her voice was shaky and tembling
  74. >You followed it till you found yourself standing infront of an old dumpster
  75. >"Owww... Owie owie owiiieee! M-My wings!"
  76. >Wings? What?
  77. >You raise an eyebrow and make your way around the dumpster
  78. "Hello? You alright miss? Should I call an ambulance?"
  79. >Your eyes widen as you see the small creature infront of you
  80. >She loo-
  81. >No
  82. >Back to IT
  83. >It look terrified, its shape was small and rounded
  84. >Its body structure seemed like an equine
  85. >It had furr, no, a coat
  86. >Its coat was a mix of a greyish blue-ish
  87. >Its mane was a deep blue, random streaks of baby blue running through it
  88. >The thing that bothered you the most was its slitted pupils
  89. >The eyes around them were a light pink
  90. >Puffy from crying
  91.  
  92. >"W-What are you?"
  93. "What are you?"
  94. >You both say in unision
  95. >This is going to be a long night...
  96. >You shake the weirdness off, offering your hand
  97. >This poor pony was hurt and you weren't gonna judge it
  98. >Where did that voice even come from?
  99. >You didn't notice the small pony hesitate before reaching for your hand
  100. >Huh
  101. >Its hoof was soft, kinda squishy
  102. >Squish squish squish
  103. >"OW! H-Hey! C-Cut it out, you big ape!"
  104. >What
  105. >Before it
  106. >Before SHE could pull herself up you jumped away
  107. >The poor little pony falling onto her back
  108. >"YAAAIII! OWIE!"
  109. >She... She TALKED!
  110. >THIS LITTLE SHIT OF A COLORFUL HORSE TALKED
  111. >YOU WERE LOSING YOUR SHIT
  112. >CALM DOWN ANON, IT'S JUST A TALKING PONY
  113. >NO FUCK YOU
  114. >THIS ISN'T RIGHT
  115. >The small pony looked up at you
  116. >"Gee, thanks for dropping me..!"
  117. >Shit son, even if it's a talking pony, you were being rude
  118. "S-Sorry... J-Just not used to ponies talking..."
  119. >She raised an eyebrow
  120. >Her pink eyes were trying to portray annoyance
  121. >All you could see was pain
  122. >You didn't notice the leathery wings slapped onto her back until you helped her up
  123. >The fuck man
  124. >This shit just got crazier and crazier
  125. >But you must not spill your spaghetti infront of a lady
  126. >Even a lady like this...
  127. >"Hey! I asked you a question!"
  128. >You blinked
  129. "Huh?"
  130.  
  131. >She rolled her eyes
  132. >"I asked you earlier as to what you are!"
  133. >You blink again
  134. >Oh yeah!
  135. "As I recall, I asked you the same thing!"
  136. >She groans and pouts
  137. >"I asked you first!"
  138. >She seems like quite the cheeky cunt
  139. >She even chuckled as you slouched in defeat
  140. >Though she quickly placed her hoof to her chest, probably from the injuries
  141. "I'm just a human... A-Are you sure you're ok?"
  142. >Before she can say anything, she is interrupted by the sound of police sirens going off
  143. >Shit, the cops were here
  144. >Probably because of the big explosion from earlier
  145. >You turn your head, looking for the dumb red white and blue lights of 'freedom'
  146. "We should get out of here..."
  147. >You turn back to the issue at hand
  148. "Huh?"
  149. >She's gone
  150. >Not even a trail of blood like before
  151. >You guess you were probably imagining this whole ordeal
  152. >You groan and run back to your car
  153. >Wait? Why were you scared?
  154. >You didn't do anything wrong..?
  155. >Not taking any chances though...
  156. >You start your car and drive towards your first and only stop
  157. >The pizza was cold and the windshield was impossible to see through
  158. >But you were gonna get there even if it killed you
  159.  
  160. >After some yelling at from your boss
  161. >And your paycheck being cut for the late pizzas
  162. >You made your way home
  163. >It was dark out and you were exhausted
  164. >You not only lost part of your paycheck
  165. >But now you had to deal with this damned windshield
  166. >You would take it to the shop in the morning
  167. >You had the day off tomorrow anyways
  168. >You made your way home trying your best to avoid the any sort of cop
  169. >You know you aren't suppose to drive through the streets with a windshield this bad...
  170.  
  171. >You pull into your driveway, your house being simple yet comfortable
  172. >You honestly couldn't get the money to buy your own house
  173. >This was just your parents old place before they moved farther away from the city
  174. >You didn't mind it though
  175. >It was small
  176. >Two bedrooms
  177. >A bathroom
  178. >A pretty big living room
  179. >Two small closets
  180. >And a kitchen
  181. >Oh! And the basement
  182. >The basement had nothing in it but the heater and a few old chairs
  183. >Your parents took everything they needed and sold anything they didn't
  184. >You lock your car door and make your way to the door
  185. >As you jingle the keys in search for the house key, you hear a small crunch behind you
  186. >You quickly turn
  187. >Nothing...
  188. >You shrug it off, finding the correct key and opening the entrance to your home
  189. >As you open the door and ready yourself to enter, you hear an even louder crunch of leaves from behind
  190. >Super neck breaking speed
  191. >You look
  192. >Nothing
  193. >But this time you feel a gush of wind
  194. >The wind easily cut through your clothes, giving you goosebumps
  195. >Fuck was it cold out today
  196. >You quickly look around
  197. >Still nothing
  198. >You shrug it off and make your way inside, closing the door behind you
  199. >You then noticed a few leaves made their way inside
  200. "I'll clean that up in the morning..."
  201. >Why were you talking to yourself?
  202. >Oh yeah, cause we're tired
  203. >You groan and lazily make your way to your room
  204. >Oh how marvelous was the sight of a simply small bed to you
  205. >You quickly strip of your clothes, stopping at your white knight fabric
  206. >You slip under the covers and yawn, moving about untill you became comfortable
  207. >FeelsGoodMan.jpg
  208. >You sigh, your eyes feeling heavy
  209. >Time to sleep~
  210. >You are slowly enveloped into darkness
  211. >You are now...
  212. >...asleep.
  213.  
  214. >And as you sleep, you do not notice the presence looming over you
  215. >It blinks its big pink slitted eyes at you
  216. >It was cold
  217. >It yelped in pain as it tried to roll up next to you
  218. >It was scared
  219. >SHE was scared...
  220. >Nowhere to go, no where to sleep
  221. >She was alone...
  222. >She had no one...
  223. >She rubbed her hoof against her slowly moistening eyes
  224. >She sniffled quietly as she herself slowly drifted off into slumber
  225. >She was lonely...
  226. >Just like you.
  227.  
  228. >When you awoke, you found yourself lying alone in bed
  229. >For some reason... You felt warmer than usual
  230. >You felt like for the first time ever, you had slept with someone else
  231. >You quickly dust it off as you notice your bed was empty
  232. >You stretch your back and limbs, sighing happily as you heard the occasional 'pop'
  233. >You quickly got up and out of bed
  234. >First destination: The Shower
  235. >You enjoyed having super hot showers
  236. >Steamy, you could say
  237. >After the cleansing of your body, you adorn your usual lazy day outfit
  238. >Just some loose pants and a white T-Shirt
  239. >You usually wore either your work uniform
  240. >Or that snazzy suit of yours
  241. >Second destination: The Kitchen
  242. >You were hungry for some food
  243. >You walk into your kitchen and notice that your usual bowl full of fruits was empty
  244. >Huh...
  245. >Weird, you don't usually eat fruit
  246. >You add 'buy more fruit' to your mental to-do list
  247. >You search your cabinets for a frying pan
  248. >With some luck you find one
  249. >You ready some eggs and bacon
  250. >Turning on your stove you ready the pan for a nice breakfast
  251. >You crack the eggs and allow them to sizzle for a bit, whiffing the smell of the delicious eggs
  252. >It seems like you weren't the only one
  253. >Your ears pick up on another pair of nostrils whiffing up the scent
  254. >You quickly turn to the source
  255. >Nothing... The kitchen is empty
  256. >You shrug it off once again, maybe you were going insane
  257. >You go back to cooking
  258. >As you cook, you don't notice her wipe her forehead
  259. >She almost got caught, sitting on top of your cabinets looking down at you
  260. >Silly prey never realize that there is always an enemy above them
  261.  
  262. >You finish cooking up your meal
  263. >Setting up a plate, you place the items on it and make your way to the living room
  264. >As you slump down onto the couch and pick up the remote, you don't notice the tiny bat pony jump down from the cabinets
  265. >You also don't notice it quickly lick up the bits of spare egg and bacon from the now cold frying pan
  266. >She licks her lips and 'Mmmm!'s in content
  267. >Huh?
  268. >You turn to the kitchen
  269. >Nothing
  270. >You shrug, turning on the TV
  271. >The little bat pony hold its breath, having expected you to look over
  272. >She was quick
  273. >As soon as she noticed you notice HER, she jumped forward
  274. >She was now hiding behind the very same couch you were sitting in
  275. >You flick through the channels hoping to find something fun to watch as you eat
  276. >"Hi! Billy Mays he-BRRST"
  277. >"M-*BURP* Morty! W-W-We have to get ou-CHRRK"
  278. >"Reports say dozens are awoken to the sound of an EXPLO-BRZZT"
  279. >"Your Big Horsey! Your Big H-CHRZZT"
  280. >Wait...
  281. >What was that on the news?
  282. >"CHRZZT, BZZT"
  283. >"-ome of the people even say that they saw a small animal come OUT of the explosion!"
  284. >"Can you believe that?"
  285. >"No I cannot Tom! But the police are investigating, an explosion with no casualties? How strang- BRRZzzt..."
  286. >You hit the power button...
  287. >So what happened last night obviously was real...
  288. >But... Where did that pony go?
  289. >You groan, remembering her injuries
  290. >She is out there... hurt!
  291. >SHE is currently holding her breath
  292. >Behind you
  293. >Trying her best to sneak back into your room
  294. >DUNK
  295. >She silently yelps, tripping over her own hooves
  296. >You turn your head to see nothing once again
  297. >She stands against the nearby corner
  298. >Her heart pounding like crazy
  299. >"Sweet Luna that was close..." She whispered to herself
  300. >You go back to your own thoughts
  301.  
  302. >You can't go out there to look for her...
  303. >So what are you planning to do?
  304. >Maybe you could go look for her?
  305. >No, that would require you to drive around with a broken windshield.
  306. >You sighed, unsure on what to do.
  307. >You quickly pulled up your cell phone, deciding to ask your bud for a favor.
  308. >"*Ring Ring*... *Ring Ring*... *Ring Rin-* Hey! Wassup, Anon?"
  309. "Oh! Hi Chris! Hey I was just wondering if your uncle could come towe my car to a workshop? I can't see shit through it!"
  310. >You secretly hope for the best.
  311. >"Oh yeah, totally! What time should he come for it?"
  312. >Success!
  313. "Anytime today is fine, I of course will give him money for the repairs"
  314. >You mentally groan, hoping you even have enough money lying around to pay for it.
  315. >"Yeah dude, he should be there in an hour or so! Hey, will still up for Monday?"
  316. >Oh yeah... you had plans with him.
  317. "Ha! Of course man, I'll bring the pizza!"
  318. >Where was this hang out again? You always forget...
  319. >He chuckles, giving you a quick 'Goodbye' and hanging up.
  320. >Now to fish around for some cash.
  321. >You get up and grab your plate, taking it over to the kitchen sink.
  322. >You clean up the mess you made while you were cooking and make your way to your room.
  323. >As you make your way into your room, you notice your closet door shut suddenly.
  324. >'Huh... what could that have been?' You think to yourself.
  325. >The sneak bat pony tries her best to stay quiet, rummaging through the random stuff in your closet.
  326. >She found a comfy looking backpack, sitting in it.
  327. >She smiled in content, her head hanging from the opening of the old backpack.
  328. >While the bat pony napped, you looked about your room for some mula
  329. >Nothing much under the bed...
  330. >A couple of dollars on your night stand!
  331. >You finish looking throughout most of your room, your eyes landing to your closet door.
  332. "Only one place left." You said to yourself.
  333. >The bat ponies ears perked up, eye shooting open.
  334. >She quickly got out of her resting place and made her way up.
  335. >Plopping her little tush on the very top shelf.
  336. >Hunting mode activated.
  337.  
  338. >You grab the closet doors and fling it open.
  339. >"HIYAAA! C'MERE!"
  340. >The fuck?
  341. >You look up to see the pony from last night jumping towards you.
  342. >You yelp and quickly duck, the pony flying over you completely.
  343. >*WHAM*
  344. >She seemed to have landed face first into the floor...
  345. >You hear it whine in pain, quickly getting back onto its hooves and turning towards you.
  346. >"Hey! Get back here!"
  347. >You panic, avoiding her next lunge at you as quickly as you could.
  348. >MajesticAsFuck.jpeg
  349. >She recovers this time a lot faster than the first time.
  350. >You don't.
  351. >She lunges at you once more, this time her hooves making contact with your chest, knocking you back.
  352. >You grit your teeth, struggling for air.
  353. >Shit she knocked it right out of you, huh?
  354. >You look up to her.
  355. >She giggles and nuzzles her muzzle against you.
  356. >Uhhh... What?
  357. >She jumps off of you.
  358. >"You are such an easy prey! I can't believe I got you!"
  359. >She snickers loudly and tries to stretch her wings, whining in pain and quickly folding them.
  360. >You were confused, but your breathing was starting to regulate.
  361. >You clear your throat.
  362. "What the hell? *COUGH* W-Why did... Why are you in here?!"
  363. >She strolls around you, her eyes closed in content.
  364. >"Oh I really don't know, you hit me with that weird cart of yours so I decided you kinda owed me!"
  365. >She ends that sentence with a snicker and wiggles her tail at you.
  366. >"It's your turn to catch me!" she chimes, running off.
  367. >How the hell can she be so mobile after being hit by a car?
  368. >You groan, getting back onto your feet.
  369. >You can hear her clippity clopping about in your kitchen.
  370.  
  371. >You grumpily make your way into the kitchen, instantly finding her trying to climb up one of your cabinets.
  372. >"Hey! That's no fair! You had all night to hide!"
  373. >You sigh, reaching out to grab her.
  374. >Nope.
  375. >She slips right through your grasp.
  376. >"You're going to hafta try better than that!"
  377. >Boy was she being cocky.
  378. >She did one more tail wiggle at you and ran off.
  379. >Guess you're just gonna have to try better than that, like she said.
  380. >You run around your house chasing her.
  381. >Occasionally coming close to catching her, only to have her pull some trick and slip away.
  382. >Through out this whole ordeal you notice a strange marking on her flank.
  383. >You feel kinda pervy for staring at a horses butt.
  384. >Well not exactly pervy.
  385. >It was that feeling you get when you look at two dogs hump.
  386. >Whatever, anyways.
  387. >She had some sort of tattoo of a crescent moon on her flanks.
  388. >Except the moon had two stars at its base and one big heart around it.
  389. >She turns around, for some reason her face turned a deep red.
  390. >She came to a complete hault.
  391. >You didn't have enough time to stop and found yourself crashing right into her.
  392. >You roll about on the ground, the small tumble turning into a wrestle.
  393. >You easily dominate her and manage to pin her down.
  394. "Ok! I got you, now tell me why you're here!"
  395. >She groans, still trying to get out from her sudden imprisonment.
  396. >You unotice her start to tear up.
  397. >"G-Get off! My wings!"
  398. >OhShit.jpeg
  399. >You get off of her and she quickly fumbles to get up.
  400. >She wipes her eyes and glares daggers at you.
  401. >You gulp.
  402. "H-Hey, I'm sorry, I forg-"
  403. >"I don't know."
  404. >You blink at her.
  405. "What don't you know?
  406. >"I don't know why I'm here. You happy?"
  407. >She pouts and quickly turns away from you.
  408. >While looking away, you don't manage to hear her sob quietly.
  409. >You blink, looking down at the floor.
  410. >"I... I just don't know how I got to this place..."
  411. >"I am happily eating alongside my brothers and 'poof'..."
  412. >"I'm slapped into your weird cart and well..."
  413. >She chokes up.
  414.  
  415. >You can hear her crying now, but she quickly silences it.
  416. >She turns and laughs.
  417. >It was one of those fake laughs you were all too used to hearing.
  418. >You knew whatever she was about to say next was total BS.
  419. >"But enough about that, it's your turn to catch m-"
  420. "No!"
  421. >She deadpans, blinking.
  422. >"H-Huh?"
  423. >You clench your teeth and gulp.
  424. >You were mad. You were mad because she was:
  425. >1. Breaking into your house.
  426. >2. Hiding something from you.
  427. >and 3. She was injured and waving it off as if it were nothing.
  428. >You signal her to stay put.
  429. >She looks puzzled at the gestures you made with your hands.
  430. >"Uhhh..?"
  431. >You face palm.
  432. "Stay. Here."
  433. >Your voice was cold and serious, and she noticed it.
  434. >She tried to respond with a witty comment, but you silenced her with "SHHH!"
  435. >She nodded grumpily.
  436. >You made your way to your bathroom and quickly looked under your sink.
  437. >You find the first aid kit and open it, checking its contents.
  438. >Happy with what you see, you make your way back to her.
  439. >Her eyes widen at the sight of the medkit.
  440. >"Hey! I-I'm fine, no need for that! I'm serio-"
  441. >You shush her one more time, this time signaling for her to turn around.
  442. >She slumps her shoulders defeated, and nods.
  443. >She lazily turns her back towards you, her leathery wings obviously bruised.
  444. >You try to remember what little first aid you can remember from the three hour course you took.
  445. >You can tell that some of the bones in her wing were probably cracked.
  446. >Especially by the way she reacted when you touched them.
  447. >"YAOWIE! H-Hey! Ow! Cut it out!"
  448. >You remove your hand and sigh, looking through the first aid kit and bringing out some simple bandages.
  449. >You ask her to properly fold them, she protests but complies.
  450. >You can tell it hurts.
  451. >You try your best to wrap the bandages around her sensitive wings, allowing the bones to align properly.
  452. >Throughout this whole process she is biting down on her hoof, crying softly.
  453.  
  454. >You finish up bandaging her wings, reaching up to scratch behind her ear.
  455. >You don't know why you were doing it, but she seemed to enjoy it.
  456. >"H-Hey... C-Cut it out! I mean i- Ohhh~ Y-Yeah, right there~"
  457. >You can't help but smile.
  458. >You pull your hand away.
  459. >She seems upset that you did, somewhat sad.
  460. >Now, time for some questions.
  461. >She turns to look at you.
  462. "Now, what are you?"
  463. >She smirks.
  464. >"I'm a girl."
  465. >You face palm again.
  466. "I meant wha-"
  467. >She giggles, "I know what you meant!"
  468. >She composes her self and grins.
  469. >You notice her sharp fangs.
  470. >"I'm a bat pony! One of Princess Lunas royal guards!"
  471. >You roll your eyes.
  472. >She's small and squishy looking.
  473. >How could she be anyones guard?
  474. "Suuure, anyways... What's your name?"
  475. >She puffs up her chest and grins.
  476. >"The name's Aurora Night! You can call me Aurora"
  477. >You feel somewhat uncomfortable.
  478. >She had such a strange name, you were expecting something like 'Bucky' or 'Sally'.
  479. >Some random horse like name.
  480. >"Well? What's your name?"
  481. >Your thoughts about random horse names comes to a hault.
  482. >Your name?
  483. "Anonymous, you can call me Anon."
  484. >She doesn't miss a beat, unlike you.
  485. >She extends her hoof.
  486. >You hesitate before taking it in your own hands.
  487. >Squishy hoof is squishy.
  488. >"Well, we know each others names, you happy?"
  489. >You smile, nodding.
  490. "Yep, but I still have some more questions."
  491. >She shrugs.
  492. >"Meh, ask away."
  493.  
  494. >After hours of asking her different questions, you have a result.
  495. >She's a guard pony for a so called 'Princess Luna'.
  496. >Her and her sister rule a land called 'Equestria'.
  497. >Talking horses is a norm, this includes Unicorns and pegasi.
  498. >When you asked the first time how old she was, she responded with 'Old enough'.
  499. >Apperantly what she meant by that was 'Younger Mare'.
  500. >You feel somewhat dumbfounded.
  501. >A guard bat pony to a horse princess that controls the moon?
  502. >The more you hear her out, the least likely you find yourself believing her.
  503. >She has been rambling on about her family right now.
  504. >"And you can't buh-lieve how close me and the Princess are!"
  505. >"Me and her practically grew up together!"
  506. >You blink.
  507. "Didn't you tell me she is like... a thousand years old..?"
  508. >You notice her tense up.
  509. >She chuckles nervously.
  510. >"Y-Yeah! W-What I meant by that was she pretty much raised me! H-haha..."
  511. >You roll your eyes, mouthing the word 'SUUUUURE'.
  512. >She punches your arm playfully.
  513. >"Well? I told you about me, now it's your turn!"
  514. >You yawn, stretching your back.
  515. >Before you can reply to her, you hear a knocking at the door.
  516. >"Hey Anon! I'm here for yer car!"
  517. >Oh snap, your friends' uncle is here!
  518. >You panic, looking at the door and back towards Aurora.
  519. >She's gone again.
  520. >How the hell does she do that?
  521. >You ignore this question and make your way to the door.
  522. >While you go get the door, Aurora is sneakily crawling away.
  523. >She snickers at how easy it was to sneak past you.
  524. >She was excited.
  525. >Excited to make new friends.
  526. >One being the new human by the door.
  527.  
  528. >You patted yourself down.
  529. >Aha! There's your money.
  530. >You open the door and greet your friends uncle.
  531. >He looked like a generic old Tom.
  532. >Slouched back, white stray hairs and a bit of an over bite.
  533. >"Heyo, Anon! How's it going?"
  534. >You smile at the old coot.
  535. >He has helped you countless times, from small things like lending you money to bigger things like the favor he was doing for you now.
  536. "I'm greay Mr. Dixon, how's the wife?"
  537. >He throws his head back and laughs.
  538. >"Well, it hasn't gone too well with her, she has..."
  539. >As the two of you talk about random things, Aurora crawls about.
  540. >She can't help but barely hold in a snicker.
  541. >She was being so sneaky! She loved it!
  542. >She couldn't believe that you didn't notice her!
  543. >She was on the other side of the door, grinning wickedly.
  544. >She decided she was gonna mess with you.
  545. >She readied her fangs and playfully bit down on your leg.
  546. >You yelp in pain, looking down.
  547. >There she was, giving you a shit eating grin.
  548. >You push her away with your foot, signaling her to shush.
  549. >Mr. Dixon was still too busy ranting about his wife and how she burnt his dinner for the umpteenth time.
  550. >She snickers loudly, sticking her tongue out at you.
  551. >You groan and look over to Mr. Dixon.
  552. >"And she burnt the one yesterday too! I can't believe she burnt my cereal! How does that happen?"
  553. "Hey, sorry to interrupt but I'll be right back!"
  554. >He nods at you, waving you off, "Take yer time, Anon!".
  555. >You smile and slowly shut the door.
  556. >Your smile quickly fades away and you turn to the small ball of trouble next to you.
  557. >She jumps in place and smiles nervously.
  558. >"H-Hey Anon, how are ya?"
  559. >You frown at her.
  560. >She visibly gulps.
  561. >You had some talking to do.
  562.  
  563. >You crouch down and glare at her.
  564. >She continues to smile nervously.
  565. >"H-Hey, you alright?"
  566. >You feel like you have had enough.
  567. "Aurora, this is not 'Equestria', OK? You can't screw around like that here."
  568. "If people find out about a talking horse, they won't take you in like I did."
  569. "And I haven't even agreed for you to stay here."
  570. "If you continue being a nuisance I will have to ask you to leave."
  571. >She visibly saddens.
  572. >"I-... I'm sorry Anon... Please don't kick me out..."
  573. >She starts to tear up.
  574. >Fuck, your heart can't take it.
  575. >You pick her up.
  576. >She yelps in surprise.
  577. >"Hey! Let me go right no-"
  578. >You put a finger over her lips and signal her to shush.
  579. >She pouts at you.
  580. >"Fine."
  581. >You craddle her in your arms, minding her wounded wings.
  582. >You carry her to your hallway, signaling to two doors.
  583. >She looks up at you.
  584. >"What?"
  585. "Choose one, the bathroom or my room."
  586. "If you choose my room, you have to stay in one spot."
  587. "You choose the bathroom, you can climb and do what you want.
  588. >She rolls her eyes, she felt like she was being treated as a child.
  589. >She groans and points to the bathroom.
  590. >"I would much rather make a mess in there..."
  591. >You frown at her.
  592. >She simply responds with her sticking her tongue out at you.
  593. >You roll your eyes.
  594. >Fucking bat pony.
  595.  
  596. >As you leave towards your task at hand, you instantly hear Aurora start to climb about your bathroom.
  597. >You groan and rub your temples.
  598. >This was going to be a long day.
  599. >You open the door and find Mr. Dixon sleeping.
  600. >While standing up...
  601. >You wave your hand infront of his currently closed eyes.
  602. "Uh..? Mr. Dixon? You OK sir?"
  603. >He wakes up with a start.
  604. >"Huh?! Oh! It's just you Anon, anyways..."
  605. >He licks his old lips, placing his hand on his chin like 'The Thinker'.
  606. >"What was I saying?"
  607. >You facepalm, sliding your hand down your face with a grimace.
  608. "You were gonna tow my car away, remember?"
  609. >He snaps his fingers and nods.
  610. >"Yeah! That's what it was! I'll need your keys and money, Anon."
  611. >You wave it off and nods, reaching into your pocket and retrieving your cash.
  612. >Just eighty dollars... Hopefully that'll be enough.
  613. >Now to get the keys, where'd you leave them?
  614. >You pat yourself down.
  615. >Nope, not there, nor there.
  616. >As you search yourself for your keys, you don't hear your car locking and unlocking over and over again.
  617. >In the bathroom, Aurora is screwing around with the remote to your car.
  618. >She giggles with each press of the buttons.
  619. >"Boop! Beep! Boop!"
  620. >She giggles and hugs the key.
  621. >"Such a strange thing! I love it!"
  622. >She notices she has pressed every button but the one with a big red triangle.
  623. >She smirked wickedly, her hoof practically going in slow motion towards the button.
  624. >*BEEP*
  625. >*WREEEE!*
  626. >*WREEEE!*
  627. >*WREEEE!*
  628. >Aurora drops the remote with a start and screeches, slipping as she tries to run away from it.
  629. >She slips about and slaps against the toilet.
  630. >She falls to the floor and groans, rubbing her face.
  631. >"Stupid loud buttons..."
  632. >As she lies on the ground, you find yourself panicking.
  633. >You were shocked as to why your car was wailing it's alarm.
  634. >You almost never set your alarm anyways! It's normally off!
  635. >You and Mr. Dixon are now looking for your keys together.
  636.  
  637. >Neighbors all around start coming out of their homes, the sound of the car alarm startling a few squirrels.
  638. >You and Mr. Dixon were tearing your house apart.
  639. >Well, not the bathroom of course.
  640. >While he was indeed old, he was fast.
  641. >He looked under sofas and tables and inbetween books in your book shelf.
  642. >You had just barely gotten to a drawer by the time he did such things.
  643. >Nope... not in the drawer.
  644. >You didn't even want to check the bathroom.
  645. >You knew as soon as you opened the door the small ball of a nuisance was gonna run right out.
  646. >You didn't even care if Mr. Dixon had just finished searching your room and was now haeding to the bathroom.
  647. >Wait... what was he doing again?
  648. "Going to the bathroom?" you said to the voice.
  649. >Oh shit, you realized.
  650. >He was going to the bathroom!
  651. >You ran towards the door.
  652. >The old coot was faster.
  653. >He opened the door and instantly went 'AHA!'.
  654. >He came out and hold up your keys.
  655. >"Anon, you really should take better care of these! Did ye forget after showering..?"
  656. >You breath in a sigh of relief and nod.
  657. "Y-Yeah, I must have..."
  658. >He chuckled and made his way to the door.
  659. >"Ok Anon, I'll bring ye car back soon."
  660. >You nod and wave him off, closing the door behind him.
  661. >You instantly get serious.
  662. >The key was in the bathroom witht he bat pony.
  663. >The bat pony was not noticed by Mr. Dixon... Why?
  664. >You make your way back to the bathroom and swing the door open.
  665. >You look around and blink.
  666. >You were greeted with nothingness...
  667. >And an open window.
  668. >Your eyes shot open as the put the two together and ran to the window, sticking your head out.
  669. >She was gone! No where in sight!
  670. >You were freaking out, quickly pulling your had back in.
  671. >You quickly grabbed your jacket and made your way outside, she couldn't have possibly gone that far...
  672. >...right?
  673. >As you left your house, the door to the bathroom door slowly creaked close.
  674. >Hanging from the door was Aurora, her body somewhat flattened from being smashed against the wall twice.
  675.  
  676. >You run towards your backyard, scared shitless.
  677. >Your backward was pretty small, only a tree and a small shack you used to hide old tools in.
  678. >Of course as soon as you saw the shack lock was still around its usual chain, you went straight to the tree.
  679. >Nope, not around the tree.
  680. >You look up into the now orange leaves.
  681. >Shit, you forgot it was fall.
  682. >Somehow this seems relevant to you.
  683. >You groan, not seeing the damned bat.
  684. >You run back to your front lawn.
  685. >She was no where in sight.
  686. >You even thought about calling her name.
  687. >You were nervous your neighbors would question why your were calling out to a pony...
  688. >Oh! You could always just call out like if it were your pet.
  689. >Maybe that way they won't question it too much?
  690. >You shrug to your innerself, unsure as to why you were having this conversation in the first place.
  691. "Aurora! Here girl! Aurora! Come to daddy!"
  692. >You hated yourself for adding that last part.
  693. >You were sure wherever she was, she was probably laughing at how dumb you looked.
  694. >She on the other hand was still recovering from the door hitting her.
  695. >Aurora shook off her injury and smiled, happily trotting out of your bathroom.
  696. >She felt her tummy grumble.
  697. >"I'm starving! Huma- I mean..."
  698. >She cringed a bit, rolling her eyes.
  699. >"Anon! Where are ya? I'm hungry!"
  700. >Silence.
  701. >She sat on the hardfloor that was your hallway.
  702. >Where was he?
  703. >"Anon! Imma climb into your backpack again!"
  704. >...
  705. >Still nothing.
  706. >Where could he be?
  707. >Aurora groaned and made her way to the kitchen.
  708. >"Anon I swear if you decided to play hide and seek without me I will find you and destroy you!"
  709. >Still no response.
  710. >"Wow, you must be really good at this game!"
  711. >She shrugs, deciding to play along.
  712. >She giggles and trots about the kitchen, opening drawers and looking under things for you.
  713. >You on the other hand...
  714. >You were currently looking under a flower pot for the damned sneaky bat.
  715. "Where could she be?"
  716. >You put the pot back and groan with frustration.
  717. >On your day off, too.
  718.  
  719. >You continue to call her name out.
  720. >You haven't called any attention to yourself, which is good.
  721. >Most neighbors just came out to see who it was and instantly went back to their own business.
  722. >Some of them asked if you were looking for your pet.
  723. >They did offer to help, but you assured them that you could find her yourself.
  724. >You were now a whole block away from your house.
  725. >And Aurora was still nowhere to be seen.
  726. >And by nowhere I meant she was back at your place making a mess looking for you.
  727. >You spent about and hour and a half looking for her when it suddenly dawned upon you.
  728. >Why do you care if she left?
  729. >She really isn't your friend or anything
  730. >You just met the damned thing.
  731. >But...
  732. >You weren't exactly heartless either.
  733. >You kinda cared for the sneaky bat.
  734. >She did come off as immature and annoying, but at the same time very cute.
  735. >You never had anyone over...
  736. >Maybe keeping her for a while would make you feel less lonely?
  737. >Damn, now that you thought about it, the least likely you wanted to fuck up losing a possible friend.
  738. >You call out for her once again.
  739. "Aurora! Come back! I... I will buy you food!"
  740. >Back from your home, the small bat ponies ear perched up.
  741. >"Anon! If I find you, you have to give me food! You already said so!"
  742. >She started shredding your house apart, looking in even the dumbest areas for you.
  743. >You were walking to the nearest pet shop, curious if they could be of assistance.
  744. >As you walk into the store, the door giving off a jingle, you see what looks like a nervous store clerck.
  745. >She looks sweaty and to be hiding something.
  746. >"Hi! Welcome to Hors- I mean Goerge's Pet Emporium!"
  747. >If it weren't for the name George being pronounced in Spanish, you would have questioned what she said.
  748. >You look around the shop, cages piled high filled with various animals.
  749. >Some were the usual pets like kittens and puppies.
  750. >Others had chickens and even snakes.
  751. >You were hoping this chick would give you some amount of help on finding your 'pet'.
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