Advertisement
Guest User

Untitled

a guest
Feb 27th, 2017
92
0
Never
Not a member of Pastebin yet? Sign Up, it unlocks many cool features!
text 3.37 KB | None | 0 0
  1. 3:42 PM - cocainewaffles: and o nice
  2. 3:42 PM - NiT GRiT: lmao
  3. 3:43 PM - NiT GRiT: wish u had a rig to play the forest with me
  4. 3:43 PM - NiT GRiT: the multiplayer servers are hilarious
  5. 3:43 PM - NiT GRiT: i was hosting a multiplayer server
  6. 3:43 PM - NiT GRiT: and this one kid joins and was playin with me for a while
  7. 3:43 PM - NiT GRiT: pretty sure he was indian
  8. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: and then this other guy joins whos obviously closer to my age cuz we were both using mics in a steam call after we made friends
  9. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: and we were trollin him so hard
  10. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: scopie the firend i made, at first was like "help me"
  11. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: and the kids like what
  12. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: what do you need
  13. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: and he just keeps being like real vague saying shit like "plz help me"
  14. 3:44 PM - NiT GRiT: and the kid was gettin major frustrated
  15. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and we could hear his brother talking next to him whenever he used the mic
  16. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and im like "bro how big is ur dads dick"
  17. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and hes all like shocked and awed by that
  18. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and hes like what the crap
  19. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and i kept askin over and over
  20. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and we were like
  21. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: go wake up your dad we need to talk to him
  22. 3:45 PM - NiT GRiT: and hes like no im not gonna go wake up my dad
  23. 3:46 PM - NiT GRiT: and im like fine then, go measure ur dads dick while hes asleep with a ruler
  24. 3:46 PM - NiT GRiT: i was crying from laughter
  25. 3:46 PM - NiT GRiT: all he did was help too kinda felt bad towards the end
  26. 3:46 PM - NiT GRiT: then scopie shows me his friends server
  27. 3:46 PM - NiT GRiT: who is an actual woman
  28. 3:47 PM - NiT GRiT: and the rest of them basically do that feminist shit ike me and u wanted to do on gmod rp
  29. 3:48 PM - NiT GRiT: and anytime someone joins the server she'll be like "this island does not allow male patriarchal scum like you to live here, if you want to join our village you must make me a shrine"
  30. 3:48 PM - NiT GRiT: and dude idk how
  31. 3:48 PM - NiT GRiT: but she got like 4 dudes to spend like over an hour
  32. 3:48 PM - NiT GRiT: making fucking shrines for her
  33. 3:48 PM - NiT GRiT: and shes like "i want 4 shark heads on the shrine" which is damn near impossible
  34. 3:49 PM - NiT GRiT: and one dude made a shrine and all it was was a pole that had a shitload of dsmembered body parts all over it
  35. 3:49 PM - NiT GRiT: and she came to inspect it and was like what the fuck is this
  36. 3:49 PM - NiT GRiT: and destroyed it
  37. 3:49 PM - NiT GRiT: and the guys like "what the fuck.. that took me like 45 mins to make you said build a shrine"
  38. 3:49 PM - NiT GRiT: and shes like well you have to do better then that
  39. 3:50 PM - NiT GRiT: so this nigga, goes off alone and makes another big ass shrine after another like hour and im like wtf
  40. 3:50 PM - NiT GRiT: i would have just fucking been like fuck you bitch im not makin you shit
  41. 3:50 PM - NiT GRiT: but these losers on here.. like you know how women say men want what they cant have?
  42. 3:50 PM - NiT GRiT: i think to an extent thats true after seeing how the dudes acted on that server
  43. 3:50 PM - NiT GRiT: they werent like kids either
  44. 3:51 PM - NiT GRiT: and if they tried to use the mic without making a shrine shed flame em and tell em to shut the fuck up and make me my shrine
  45. 3:51 PM - NiT GRiT: and they would shut up right then and there
  46. 3:51 PM - NiT GRiT: and just keep building
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement