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  1. People who use "ie" when they should use "eg"
  2. People who say "atypical" when they mean "typical"
  3. Moths: I dustbust those fuckers as soon as i see one flapping around in my goddamn room
  4. People who listen to music on public transport using their phone speakers and not earphones, or their earphones are fucking blasting. HAVE SOME COURTESY FUCK
  5. Public transport
  6. People who stand in the middle of the escalator, not allowing "two" lanes (ie, one for people who stand still like fuckers, the others who just want to boost the fuck up the escalator) [note: this is in places where there are no stairs, THERE ARE SOME!]
  7. People who make mess/dishes and don't at the very least RINSE their dishes. If you don't want to fucking wash them, you could at least scrape your plate/rinse it so shit isn't stuck to it and 5 minutes has to be spent cleaning it.
  8. People who go to someones house, find their facebook login and say some dumb shit like "Har har I like dick". hehehe thats so fune xDDD FUCKING NO
  9. Asking someone what they'd like to eat/whatever, getting a response along the lines of "I don't know, WHAT ABOUT YOU?!!"
  10. Twilight
  11. Reddit/Knowyourmeme/etc
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