Jeanie plays Assasins Creed

"So they tried to make me play Assasins Creed and I couldn't fucking understand it! I was just running through the woods. They told me I was doing it wrong. I asked what I was supposed to do. She said, HERE! Just give me the controller! Then they started pressing the buttons so fucking fast that I didn't know what the fuck was happening. Like, how do you jump? Then I got out of the woods and I didn't know what the fuck to do. So I quit. I spent 45 minutes wasting my fucking life running through woods." - 2nd cousin Jeanie