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  1. Steven bounced up the steps of his house two at a time, the bag of doughnuts in his hand flopping around before he came to a stop in front of his door. As he fumbled for his keys a strained voice from inside the house called out, "You left it unlocked!"
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  3. Opening the door, he stood in the frame, silently watching as Connie slowly lowered and raised herself on the pull-up bar set in the corner amid jumbled piles of free weights and a bench, a forty-five pound weight dangling between her legs from a harness.
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  5. "You like what you see?" She asked, turning her head slightly as her taut muscles flexed underneath a tshirt glued to her skin by sweat, "You know, people on the internet pay for views like this."
  6.  
  7. Steven smiled and moved to the kitchen, setting the doughnuts on the counter, "People on the internet pay to see lots of things."
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  9. Dropping down to the floor, she unhooked the harness and looked for a place to stash the weight neatly before giving up and laying it amid the scattered exercise equipment. Grabbing at water bottle from the bench she took a long swig and pouted at him, "You're a butt."
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  11. "It's all a part of my dashing charm," he said with a smile as he rooted through the bag of fried and frosted treats, "I got glazed, a chocolate frosted one, one of those raspberry filled, and blueberry chorizo."
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  13. "I want my sugar."
  14.  
  15. "Um, you didn't say you wanted me to get you a powdered sugar one," he turned to look in the bag again. "I guess technically glazed is just sugar mixed with-"
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  17. Connie put her fingers on his chin and turn his head to face hers, cutting him off with a kiss. Closing his eyes, Steven wrapped his thick arms around her waist and pulled her close. Putting her hands on his chest she pushed him towards the couch and he pulled her on top him as he fell into the cushions. Breaking their kiss she straddled him and peeled the wet shirt off, tossing it aside.
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  19. "I thought you were supposed to tired after a workout." Steven ran his hands up over Connie's arms, tracing his fingers along the defined muscles as he leaned forward to kiss her neck.
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  21. "Please," Connie exhaled as she wrapped her arms around Steven's head, "I'm a guardian of the Earth, we don't do tired."
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  23. Steven laid back into the couch and looked at her with a lopsided grin and cocked eyebrow. "I'm pretty sure I'm the magical guardian of Earth, you're just my sidekick." "And my girlfriend," he added quickly.
  24.  
  25. "Oh no," Connie said with mock contempt, "you're totally my sidekick. Why do you think you're the one who gets the doughnuts?"
  26.  
  27. "Because your workout clothes don't have pockets so you can't carry any money?"
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  29. Connie sighed and pressed her forehead against Steven's. "Technically correct," she whispered as she kissed him again and pulled his shirt over his head. Grabbing his hands she placed them on her sides, sliding his fingers underneath the elastic band of her sports bra. Steven moved his hands to her back, rubbing her softly but not removing the bra.
  30.  
  31. "Not here, the Gems might be back any moment."
  32.  
  33. "The warp pad will light up when they're coming."
  34.  
  35. "That's like half a second warning."
  36.  
  37. "One and a half seconds."
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  39. Steven pulled his hands from underneath her bra and rested them on her hips. "I'm serious, can't we go back to your house? Your room has a lock on the door and no one walking through it all the time."
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  41. "No way!" Connie crossed her arms angrily, "My parents would freak out if they caught us! I'd have to sit through hours long lectures about pregnancy and STDs. Besides, the Gems walked in on us before and they were cool with it."
  42.  
  43. "No, Garnet was cool with it. Pearl spent the rest of the day looking through photo albums of when I was a baby and crying and Amethyst followed me around going 'AWW YEAH, BOY' and trying to high five me."
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  45. "Well what are we going to do, now?" She furrowed her brow in thought for a second before looking at Steven excitedly. "The washing machine!"
  46.  
  47. "What about it?"
  48.  
  49. "We'll go out to the hand with the washing machine! No one will be able to see us from the ground and the Gems never go out there; it's perfect!"
  50.  
  51. Getting up she pulled Steven off the couch, just in time for the warp pad to start glowing. One point five seconds later the Gems materialized as the two teenagers stopped suddenly, realizing their partial state of undress.
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  53. "Oh hi, Connie...what are...what are you doing here?" Pearl asked as the two groups stared at each other awkwardly.
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  55. "I, um, I was over here working out with Steven and, uh, well..."
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  57. "She got some raspberry jam on her shirt from a doughnut..." Steven added.
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  59. "And Steven was going to let me borrow his while I washed it! It's alright if I use your washing machine right? I don't want my shirt to get stained."
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  61. "Why is your shirt on the floor if you're going to wash it?" Pearl asked in an accusatory tone.
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  63. "So the jam wouldn't drip down onto her pants," interjected Garnet, who grabbed Pearl by the arm and turned her to the portal door. "We need to get this artifact put in with the rest of the bubbled gems."
  64.  
  65. "But..." Pearl protested weakly.
  66.  
  67. "Now."
  68.  
  69. The pair disappeared through the glowing door, leaving Steven and Connie alone with Amethyst, who had spent the entire time smiling sardonically. Giving them a wink, she raised her hands, "Aww yeah, you two. Don't leave me hanging."
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