Child of Light was made by Ubisoft.
When I myself found out, I chucked, then coughed.
The same company that ruined many series, it seemed,
Child of Light made their status redeemed.

Many people claim this game is only the length of 10 hours,
who the hell do they think they are? A bunch of Jack Bauers?
Including all the sidequests, collectibles, and learning right and wrong,
this game can clock in at over 20 hours long!

And many people thought the rhyming in the story was forced.
Well if that's the case, then go back to COD, where the rhyming is scorched.
I thought it added depth, character and personality like a real fairy tale,
unlike those 90's Disney movies. What an epic fail.

The exploration, puzzles, and item discovery in this game just feel right.
The open world is much similar to that of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night.
The crafting and upgrades are very helpful for those who are stuck,
but anything you'll find will help you through with a little bit of luck.

The battle system is one-of-a-kind where fun does not lack,
like attacking enemies while holding their moves back.
It is very immersive and engaging,
like taking a sh*t while masturbating!

The watercolor art style and atmosphere of the game is so pretty,
it saddens me to look at any other current video game and take pity.
This is probably the most beautiful game I've ever played,
like a monument or landmark of the highest grade.

It has one of the best soundtracks of all time,
and I don't just mean bells, whistles, and a wind chime.
It's also very epic and helps you face your biggest fears,
it's good to listen to battle music that doesn't hurt my ears.

For those who are appealed by this game's 90's RPG feel,
will want to go back because it's truly original and real.
Expect Child of Light to become my 2014 Game of the Year,
unlike all those mindless dudebro games, that make me want a beer.