Lamp

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
You have to sell a lamp to the person you are talking to.

Stranger 1: I WANT TO BUY A GOD DAMN LAMP!
Stranger 1: YES YOU!
Stranger 1: FROM YOU!
Stranger 2: ALRIGHT
Stranger 1: GOOD!
Stranger 2: WHAT KINDA LAMPS YOU GOT?
Stranger 1: YOU STUPID? A FUCKING LAMP!
Stranger 1: I WANT TO READ MY FUCKING BOOKS!
Stranger 2: YOU ONLY HAVE ONE?
Stranger 2: WHAT KINDA SELECTION IS THAT?
Stranger 1: THE FUCKING LAMP THAT EMITS LIGHT! I DONT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE, SON!
Stranger 2: ALRIGHT SIR...
Stranger 2: HERE IS A LAMP. IT CONSISTS OF 1 LIGHTBULB SOME WIRES AND A PLUG. VERY SIMPLE. JUST THE ESSENTIALS
Stranger 1: DONT GIVE ME THAT FANCY MUMBO JUMBO!
Stranger 2: ALRIGHT
Stranger 1: JUST GIVE ME THAT FUCKING LAMP!
Stranger 2: BUY THIS SHIT IT MAKES LIGHT
Stranger 2: HERE IT IS;
Stranger 1: OKAY
Stranger 2: THAT WILL BE 45 NICKELS AND 7 PENNIES
Stranger 2: I WILL ONLY TAKE EXACT CHANGE
Stranger 2: IF YOU DONT HAVE IT
Stranger 2: NO BUY IT HERE
Stranger 1: IM NOT GIVING 45 NICKELS FOR THIS PIECE OF CRAP
Stranger 1: 40 NICKELS NO MORE, NO LESS
Stranger 2: THAT'S HOW MANY NICKELS IT COSTS. NO NEGOTIATIONS.
Stranger 1: GOD DAMNIT. ANNOYING SHOPKEEPERS THESE DAYS
Stranger 1: OKAY, LAST OFFER
Stranger 1: 43 NICKELS
Stranger 2: I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS POPPYCOCK
Stranger 2: THIS IS A QUALITY LAMP MADE IN THE FINEST SWEAT SHOP IN ALL OF CAMBODIA
Stranger 1: HERE IS YOUR GOD DAMN 45 NICKELS!
Stranger 2: WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY 7 PENNIES
Stranger 1: HERE YOU GO!
Stranger 2: OOO YEAA MONEY IN DA BANK
Stranger 2: YOU HAVE NICE DAY
Stranger 1: *walks away all mumbling*
Stranger 1: BACK IN MY DAYS YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SHOT.
Stranger 2: NO MUMBLING AROUND THESE PARTS....WE GOT GUNSSS BIYAYATCH
Stranger 2: GET OUT OF MY STORE
Stranger 1: FUCK YOU TOO!
Stranger 1: *slams door closed*
Stranger 2: *owner sits in store crying about how rough the life of a hardass lamp salesman is*
Stranger 1: The end?
Stranger 2: i guess haha
Stranger 1: Well.. that was fun
Stranger 2: yea who doesnt like a good lamp sale
Stranger 1: I wonder if OP listened to the whole shit
Stranger 2: lol i don't know how they couldnt
Stranger 2: it was all about lamps just like they wanted
Stranger 2: and pretty enthusiastic
Stranger 1: Yeah I think we did great :D
Stranger 2: good job stranger
Stranger 1: you too stranger
Stranger 1: have a great life.
Stranger 2: you too!
Stranger 1 has disconnected