F-Chat Log: Crusoe, Sat Jul 19 2014 19:07:09 GMT-0600 (Mountain Daylight Time)

[15:26] Crusoe: If you might forgive me for being new to F-List and therefor not really having any characters set up, I have to say I'm intrigued entirely because of a huge soft spot for classical scaly red monsters, and 'ol chromatic Reds are always a favorite. Looking for something in particular for the moment, or are you open to suggestion? I've been aching for some dragon on dragon interaction lately and I can think of a few metallics in my past that might make for a fun chat.
[15:26] RedDragonMalakai: That's fine.
[15:27] RedDragonMalakai: I'm very lazy so this is one of my more complete profiles
[15:27] RedDragonMalakai: If you'd like to lewd, I usually dom, though. Just saying it up.
[15:29] Crusoe: No problems with that at all, honestly I can't imagine a red being any other way.
[15:29] RedDragonMalakai: Heh. So, got any ideas for what you're going to play?
[15:32] Crusoe: Well, I suppose that depends on the situation. I have to admit I have a big soft spot for Coppers, but at their toughest they aren't the most likely to be able to hold their own unless he has an inkling to keep a pretty shiny pet around.
[15:33] RedDragonMalakai: Let's peg the ages at around Young Adult
[15:33] RedDragonMalakai: fighty, aggressive, and just discovering what mating is like
[15:36] Crusoe: Aha, sounds good to me. Every young dragon has their opinions, and I can imagine them being more likely to stick around each other if they're preoccupied both with being better than their opponent and being curious about what's between their legs.
[15:36] RedDragonMalakai: Got a bead on a particular species?
[15:36] RedDragonMalakai: Gold and Silver are pretty funny too
[15:36] RedDragonMalakai: although if you like copper that can work
[15:37] Crusoe: I was thinking if I didn't go for Copper I'd go for Silver, though I don't want it to turn into a high and mighty posing 'holier than thou' fest.
[15:40] Crusoe: Yes, in fact I think it'd be more interesting to play a Copper, simply because at the same age they're not roughly the same strength. She'd be a little smaller and weaker than him, make it easier for him to assert his dominance.
[15:40] RedDragonMalakai: Alright.
[15:40] RedDragonMalakai: Want me to start?
[15:41] Crusoe: Go right ahead~ I have to go grab something anyway.
[15:44] RedDragonMalakai is a angry juvenile, fresh out of barbecuing groups of adventurers and playing toady for elder wizards and evil temples. It's time to stop wandering the world and settle down. However, there's a problem... nice, warm caves near dormant volcanoes are rare enough, and he must compete with another species for a niche. The common copper is weaker than he is, although they have a tendency to have adventurer allies...
[15:47] RedDragonMalakai: I'm David Attenborough, and this is National Geographic's special on the ellusive and deadly... Red Dragon.
[15:47] RedDragonMalakai: Here we have a footage of the young male devouring a few sheep and letting a few flee into the wilderness, to better bait local shepherds.
[15:51] RedDragonMalakai: (:P)
[15:53] Crusoe: (XD Is that your start or were you goofing off waiting for me?)
[15:54] System: Aaron changed status to Online
[15:54] RedDragonMalakai: (goofin. One sec...)
[15:55] RedDragonMalakai chars his meat before consuming it, watching the nearby herd of deer flee. This was a good territory to conserve and grow, with a nearby village for torment and tribute... his eyes narrow at the scent of a copper dragon, and he takes to the air searching for it.
[15:59] Crusoe lazes delicately in a small grove of herbs nearby, not paying much attention to the scents around her and instead daydreaming about all sorts of things that would cross a young dragon's mind. She rolls onto her back with her spined wings flattened out to either side of her, glancing skyward just in time to feel a cold red shadow pass over her. With a huff she scurries back to her claws and glances around, finally paying attention and scenting the air to try and see where her adversary may well be.
[16:00] RedDragonMalakai: "Puny copper! I smell your weakness!" He roars, torching a bunch of berry bushes. "Come out and face me!"
[16:06] Crusoe: "Who're you calling puny, bumblebee?" She calls back, but her instinct of snapping insults doesn't hide her fear. She can tell where he is and so carefully maneuvers around him, spidering her way through the trees in what she thinks is a stealthy way, throat swelling with a gob of acid to launch if need be. "How about you come and GET me?"
[16:07] RedDragonMalakai could be tricky, like a black. Sneaky, like a green. Stupid, like a white.
[16:07] RedDragonMalakai is blunt like a Red and immediately starts razing the tops of the trees, slowly exposing you to plain sight.
[16:10] RedDragonMalakai: Don't even talk about blues. Blues are picky gits.
[16:11] Crusoe gasps and sputters as the trees blaze to light above her, scurrying out of her densely branched hiding place and into plain view. So young, her scales are brightly metallic and flicker in the firelight, reflecting it right back at her foe. With nowhere left to run the little Copper bares her teeth, acid dripping from between them and sizzling on the ground around her feet. Her long finned tail curls in the air as she can't help but be curious, but her eyes show nothing but fear and determination.
[16:12] RedDragonMalakai assumes an aggressive posture. "A little copper, all alone? A little fresh from the creche, aren't you?" He snaps, his fins flared and his teeth bared as he slowly circles his target. "Where are your friends?"
[16:15] Crusoe bares her teeth and doesn't give him another moment, letting her gob of acid launch at his scales. Damaging or no, it isn't much of a defense against such a hardy species. "And what's an ugly red got to say about friends, hmm? You wouldn't know a companion until you were done picking their bones from your teeth." She licks the hissing green liquid from her teeth and slowly circles around him, trying to look intimidating but waiting for a moment to bolt.
[16:18] RedDragonMalakai: "You wouldn't get to the point if it was an arrow fired into your skull." He retorts, hissing. "This is my territory. Your presence here offends me. Leave before I turn you into a fresh corpse."
[16:21] Crusoe rolls her eyes at the retort. "Is that the best you can do?" She lifts her jaw, flicking her long forked tongue at him and whipping the tip of her tail his way, still making her circles and staring around at the woods around them. "This isn't your territory. You're not big enough to claim anything other than your own feet. And I wouldn't be surprised if you were to clumsy to even use them properly." She quips, making sure to walk in an extra-dainty way.
[16:22] RedDragonMalakai: "Wyrmlings walk. Dragons fly." He snorts, half-laughing. "Your wit is as dull as your scales. But what could you expect from a mere copper. The white dragons of the metallic breed."
[16:27] Crusoe: "Is that why you're on the ground with me?" She says, smiling at him now. Always a sucker for a good argument. "I think you overestimate my kind though... we could never manage to be as dull as anything plainly colored. I could have a good conversation with any of my kind but yours have to stay far away from each other for fear of swapping broken brain cells." She sighs and lifts an eyebrow, huffing and turning her back to him. "Honestly I don't know why I'm worried at all... You'd probably see your own reflection in my scales and fall in love." She sniffed, dark eyes on him. Her flesh trembles slightly as she readies herself to run, hoping he'd be stupid enough to charge.
[16:29] RedDragonMalakai: "That's the last quip out of you." He roars as he loses his patience, barreling directly at you as he uses the ground to springboard into a flying tackle.
[16:32] Crusoe gulps and tenses, smile disappearing. She waits until the last moment to flatten herself and twist to the side, taking advantage of her smaller size to get right out from under him. She dashes across the burning clearing and launches into the air, clawing at it to keep aloft on her less trained wings. She knows he'll be after her soon, and she can feel the treetops scraping at her belly as she fights to get higher in the air.
[16:36] RedDragonMalakai: When red dragons get angry, the environment around them can feel it. Rocks crack, the air wavers, and water boils as the dragon tears through the tree trunks, exploding wood as he flash evaporates the sap. "I'm COMING FOR YOU!" He shouts, reaching out to grip her wings and force her to the ground.
[16:40] Crusoe snaps and claws, descending quickly as she feels splinters smacking against her tough hide and the heat rising in the air. She tries one last time to grab at the trunks and scamper off before his thick claws dig into the flesh of her wings, yanking her back through the air. With a squeal she writhes in his grasp, neck turning to snap at him and try to chew some acid into his flesh, but more and more her small frame makes it clear it won't be easy for her to get away now.
[16:43] RedDragonMalakai: Despite your small size, Malakai finds it hard to pin you down, eventually usuing the weight of his entire frame to squish you into compliance, in the process destroying a small acreage of forest, sending the little forest creatures scurrying...
[16:46] RedDragonMalakai: The first sign that's somethings amiss is the presence of two nubbed ridges emerging from the hindquarters of his body, poking up against your back...
[16:47] Crusoe: With all of her squirming she does her own fair share of trashing the woods around them. Her claws scrabble over his belly scales to do her best to worm out from under his bulk, even more embarrassed now that he would hold her still in such a way instead of simply ending her. As she sits under him in constant motion her tail slaps up against his over and over, almost entwining with his to try and lever him away. "You're... FAT!" she snaps out of pure desperation, only barely registering that new sensation with a cold shiver of dread.
[16:48] RedDragonMalakai: "Killing you is more trouble than it's worth. I'm sure you have a sibling or mother that would inevitably try to avenge you." He says, rather pragmatically for a Red Dragon. "I'll humiliate you, instead."
[16:49] RedDragonMalakai: And when that idea strikes his head, his relatively immature members slowly start to crawl out, poking up against your rear as he slowly slips down back to the ground, holding you tightly in a parody of a mating pose.
[16:54] Crusoe thinks about that for a moment before her eyes snap wide, hissing and letting her jaw drop open in shock. "Wh-what?? No! I mean, I don't have family stupid! Get off!" She growls and twists again, biting at his legs and pulling her tail down as tightly as she can to fight against him, but her own youthful body gets ideas just like his does. She gulps and tries to fight back the tide of need she'd been fighting back for the past handful of years, hind claws digging rivets into the dirt.
[16:55] RedDragonMalakai grips your tail with his, lifting the protection you had in the rear forcibly as he pushes you into the ground, taking your legs apart and exposing your awakening nethers. "Out of words now, aren't you?" he quips, mocking her.
[17:01] Crusoe: "I... wouldn't want to bother wasting them on a simple animal..." Her words are unsure, her body trembling under him. Her tired muscles can only fight for so long and her legs begin to give out under her, letting her chest grind into the earth under the red with a snarl. Her jaws wrap around the nearest flesh she can find and dig in, just biting dimly as her defenses break down one by one and the heat of her scaled slit escapes the protection of her tail, radiating out and beckoning him.
[17:08] RedDragonMalakai: "I prefer your other mouth. It's a lot less mouthy, and it's very inviting." Malakai probes the tips of his twin members around your lips, enjoying your uncertainity. "All in all, this is the best use I can think of for a copper."
[17:12] Crusoe stares out to the side, holding back a shiver as she's prodded at. Her scaly folds twitch in response, so ready despite how clearly tight and virginal she is. She hesitates before gulping, feeling shameful and dirty but letting her tail relax out of the way, body naturally falling into a fuckable position with her still developing breeding hips up on display. "I suppose I'm better than the splintered logs you're used to poking." She mutters through a mouthful of his leg, teeth barely scraping against his thick scales.
[17:14] RedDragonMalakai: "A splintered log would be more attractive than you. It's quiet, at least." He grunts, letting you bite ineffectually at his forelimb as he slowly penetrates inside of you. His hot natural warmth translates over to his member, and the hottest thing you've ever had in in your dracopussy starts to steam your juices as his own, hardier precum starts to gum up your insides.
[17:17] System: Sapphire the Pirate is offline.
[17:18] Crusoe: "I suppose that's why your kind fancy yourselves so much then, you're about as interesting as one!" She snaps, teeth digging in. She can't fight anymore and her legs shake as those twin shafts force their way into her tight entrance. She grabs at the ground as pops of pain flash in front of her eyes, mixed with the heavy pleasure of being stretched full. Her own acidic juices tingle pleasantly against his cocks as her sex begins to relax and welcome him, eyes slowly beginning to drift half closed from satisfaction.
[17:20] RedDragonMalakai: "That..." He sighs. "Touche. But as a retort, here is a rape."
[17:20] RedDragonMalakai uses his wingbeats to drive even deeper inside of you, forcing you deeper into the ground.
[17:24] Crusoe braces for just a moment, but isn't ready for the sudden force. Her jaws leave his leg to gasp and snarl, a throaty guttural sound ingrained in both of their minds as the sound of a female being fucked. She would blush if she could, but instead is too busy gasping for breath and trying to hold herself against his pushing while her slick pussy caresses him. Her body almost seems split into to minds, the one whimpering and hissing in front and the one begging to be bred behind.
[17:25] RedDragonMalakai nips the side of your neck to calm you, his breath warm and ragged as he slowly shifts his weight from the front to the back, gaining more control of the fuck while loosening his grip on your upper body.
[17:28] Crusoe: The nip sends shocks of electricity up and down her spine, making her squirm again to try and fight it back. She doesn't even notice that he's not holding her down as tightly, if she tried she could wiggle away and he feels her muscles tensing once again. Instead of springing forwards however, her legs push back as the lips of her wet slit push against his, hilted against him whenever she gets the chance as a heavy roaring moan leaves her jaws.
[17:30] RedDragonMalakai: Despite his typical Red arrogance, it looks like he's just as inexperienced as you are. He's biting down a little too roughly to be comfortable, his thrusts are uneven and a little awkward, but they are lusty and full of the savage, competitive energy that males of his age have. With the right words, you might get out of this alive...
[17:35] Crusoe: Her low breathy sounds don't let up as she finally gets used to his size and the feeling of being penetrated, letting herself feel and enjoy the pleasure until her head clears. Confident enough in her own smarts, the thought crosses her mind that she even could be the one in control... as long as he thought he was. With no small amount of shame her jaws part again, tail wrapping around his lightly. "... Your name-aahh... what is it?"
[17:36] RedDragonMalakai: "My name is Malakai, little copper." He says a little fondly as one of his members starts to hiss and tremble inside of you, ready to orgasm.
[17:40] Crusoe gulps, feeling that trembling inside herself and feeling her body respond, opening up for him as her pussy walls nearly slurp at his cocks to get hold of his seed. As inexperienced as she is, she knows what's coming and lowers her head nearly submissively. "Malakai." She whispers, before opening her mouth and groaning out every sound. "Breed me Malakai, now, please!" She flushes with embarrassment as she hears the words out of her own mouth, but her sincerity is clear.
[17:41] RedDragonMalakai: "Mmhm..." He growls suggestively, his ego engorged to the point of exploding. "Perhaps I will." He attempts to sound noninsterested, but the first cock inside of you is already pumping away a steady stream of seed.
[17:42] RedDragonMalakai: He stops thrusting to paint your insides with his first member as the second starts warming up as well.
[17:45] Crusoe: That growl is horribly seductive to her, forcing her to remind herself she's just trying to stay alive. The bubbling hot cum swishing and sticking inside of her doesn't help matters and her begging sounds all the more real as her chin hits the ground, hips twisting hungrily for more and more. Her entrance seals with its tightness around him, trapping him inside to hold onto every drop and channel that hot seed directly into her young and needy womb.
[17:47] System: Claire Law is offline.
[17:49] RedDragonMalakai: As you fall to the ground, you tug him down with you, and he fires a jet of flame as both members come to orgasm, the second unleashing a thinner but warmer and thicker jet of spunk that forms a protective shell in your womb and plugging up the mouth of your pussy, ensuring that even when he removes his member, his seed will cling to your body for a long time. At this point, he's putting all of his effort into standing up, his body no longer pushing down yours as your needy womb tantalizes his members.
[17:53] Crusoe: Her moans turn into growls of need, not wanting to let go yet as her partner pulls away. Her rump pushes back to follow him, trying her best to stay locked onto those heavy cocks and seeking a satisfaction she doesn't even understand. Eventually her body relinquishes control and her legs collapse under her, open slit squishing as his thick plug lets itself solidify. Her tail lifts up and she shivers, taking a moment to look back at him and gulp. "You got it in deep, I can feel it in my belly." She whispers, still stroking his ego while simply stating fact.
[17:55] RedDragonMalakai is... uncertain, of what to do next. He definitely didn't expect you to enjoy it. Awkwardly, he sits next to you, resting his neck over yours as he tries to find something confident to say.
[17:59] Crusoe manages to slowly make herself relax, huffing a few more times before catching her breath and letting her jaws shut. She isn't sure either, but it seems to be a bit of an upgrade that he's halfway cuddling instead of trying to devour her. She slowly turns her head enough to tilt it and stare up at his eyes, tongue flicking out in the way a sibling would mock a sibling. "Will you be finding a new log soon, then?" She asks, managing to smirk a little. All of her sass gone, her insults revert to pillow talk.
[18:03] RedDragonMalakai: "Oh, shush." He leans over you, tired as he shifts a leg over yours. "Be grateful that I'm not killing you. I could do that, you know."
[18:07] Crusoe: "Of course you could, I'm not arguing that. Why do you think I ran like a whelp?" She asks, glancing around at the trees and still able to smell the smoke of their earlier confrontation. "Suppose killing me now would be killing your own though." She muses, shifting her body as though she can already feel herself heavier. "I suppose there's always use for halfbreeds... must be why those foppy silvers keep making them with humans."
[18:09] RedDragonMalakai: "You talk too much." He bops his chin against your nuzzle, affection foreign and strange to him. "I suppose that if you're not too much of a burden, you may stay here in my territory."
[18:15] Crusoe smirks and chuckles a little, rolling her eyes and glancing off to the side. "There isn't much territory left. Of course, i could help with that." She mutters, raking a claw across the dirt and finding a broken sprout. "Suppose being raised around blasted adventurers has its perks." She mumbles, letting her meager druidic talents shine through as the sprout takes stronger root in the soil at her command. "And I can turn away metallics that could actually murder you. Or you can kill me." She ads, letting her nose bop his back, much more comfortable with the gesture and nuzzling slightly.
[18:18] RedDragonMalakai: "You could be very useful to me." He says, grudgingly.
[18:19] RedDragonMalakai: "Very well. We will... share." He spits out like the word like a curse, before jumping into a hover, obviously a little perturbed.
[18:19] RedDragonMalakai: "I believe I will stop listening to you for a while. I was told that your kind had this kind of effect. Confusion."
[18:19] RedDragonMalakai: "I will leave and return once it has ended."
[18:23] Crusoe: The sleepy dragoness lifts her head, staring at him fluttering like a butterfly overhead. She chuckles and shrugs, laying her head down on her claws and getting comfortable. "If that's what you call it. We call it conversation." She mumbles, smirking at him again and closing her eyes, much more confident that he wouldn't harm her. At least, not before she had the chance to cover her tracks and disappear forever.
[18:25] RedDragonMalakai flies off, looking for food to feed an extra mouth... for his mate?
[18:25] RedDragonMalakai: Nothing so official.
[18:26] RedDragonMalakai: The dragoness feels the cum bubble in her belly roll around, her womb bombarded with his sperm...
[18:26] RedDragonMalakai: It will take several attempts for a successful fertilization, even amongst dragons of the same species.
[18:26] RedDragonMalakai: If she stayed around too long, she might actually be impregnated with hybrid eggs.
[18:31] Crusoe: As she rests she let herself think about it, all those awful little possibilities. Not to mention he was a Red. Not to mention an archetypical Red with an ego bigger than the ground he stands on. But then again... it wouldn't be so bad, would it? Either way, she wouldn't be running anywhere with her body feeling so hot and heavy. Maybe he'd catch her some lunch. That thought alone was comforting enough to lull her into a nap, waiting either for her body to be ready to flee or for flames to lick across her and rid her of the decision to make.
[18:33] RedDragonMalakai: (Hee. That a good end?)
[18:33] Crusoe: (Yeah, good to me. Jeeze this ended up more cute than I expected XD
[18:34] RedDragonMalakai: I'll friend you, if you'd like.
[18:35] Crusoe: Why thank you~ And honestly I think I'm at least inspired to have this lady be something of a proper character. Been a long time
[18:35] RedDragonMalakai: Hee.
[18:36] RedDragonMalakai: What is this dragon-girl's name?
[18:36] RedDragonMalakai: We could try other types, too
[18:36] RedDragonMalakai: maybe there's a bunch of half breeds running about
[18:36] Crusoe: You know, three times during this I thought of names and now I've forgotten them all.
[18:37] RedDragonMalakai: Perhaps she has other female friends of other hues
[18:37] RedDragonMalakai: and when she doesn't come back from a territorial spat
[18:37] RedDragonMalakai: they assume the worst
[18:37] RedDragonMalakai: hee
[18:37] System: Devil-Forged Blade changed status to Online, I played a shit ton of Destiny
[18:37] Crusoe: Hell, I have plenty of archetypes, and the DnD basics are so fun to play with.
[18:37] RedDragonMalakai: but that's up to you
[18:37] Crusoe: Oh dear! He'll be coated in them
[18:37] RedDragonMalakai: if you want to play multiple characters
[18:38] Crusoe: I have no problem with that, I come from a wolf rp background so it used to be everyone playing at least five characters at once.
[18:39] RedDragonMalakai: ima going to list you in my profile
[18:39] RedDragonMalakai: hee
[18:39] RedDragonMalakai: when you've got a proper name
[18:40] RedDragonMalakai: but hm. Let's consider... who would be the next type you'd like to try out?
[18:41] Crusoe: Aw, I'm honored! XD And let's see then... Well as I said, I do love snooty silvers, and I have to admit though it wouldn't work with what you suggested, I've always loved little dummy whites. Something so sincere and puppylike about them. We could always reach for the gems and assorted elemental ones if we wanted, too.
[18:41] RedDragonMalakai: Whites work too.
[18:41] RedDragonMalakai: Maybe a machoistic little white female
[18:42] RedDragonMalakai: sweating and shaking in the volcano lair
[18:42] RedDragonMalakai: 'pls burn me'
[18:42] RedDragonMalakai: 'pls
[18:42] Crusoe: Awww cute as beans
[18:42] Crusoe: Now I want to call her Beans
[18:42] Crusoe: but I won't because I have self respect
[18:42] Crusoe: (Even though clearly she won't)
[18:43] RedDragonMalakai puts her as a living refridgerator
[18:43] RedDragonMalakai: occasional nuzzles
[18:43] RedDragonMalakai: I thought it was snooty golds
[18:44] RedDragonMalakai: aren't silvers agreeable?
[18:44] Crusoe: no, the silvers are like paladins and golds are the wise disconnected scholars
[18:45] Crusoe: Brasses are chatty, bronzes are jocks
[18:45] Crusoe: At least that's how I've always read it
[18:46] RedDragonMalakai: okies.
[18:46] RedDragonMalakai: So the silver is out to save her copper friend?
[18:46] RedDragonMalakai: while the red and the copper make a hate sex love nest
[18:48] Crusoe: Sounds good to me, all white knight while there's just snark pouring out of his lair along with the sex fumes
[18:50] System: Aaron is online.
[18:50] Crusoe: We're basically just building him a harem, aren't we?
[18:50] RedDragonMalakai: Well, only a few will stay
[18:50] System: Aaron changed status to Online
[18:50] RedDragonMalakai: The copper def.
[18:50] RedDragonMalakai: Once the silver's done, what dragon do we hop to next?
[18:50] Crusoe: Well she'd also find it totally hilarious if he kidnapped princesses so it'll be easier for her, hah. After that, let's see
[18:52] Crusoe: We could try out something with a masochistic dumb little white... bimbo dragon I guess X3 After that I'm not sure though, I'd have to think about it. Could try some dragons older than him, ones that are tougher though the silver could fit that bill
[18:52] RedDragonMalakai: bimbi.
[18:52] RedDragonMalakai: bimbo.
[18:52] RedDragonMalakai: Hee.
[18:53] RedDragonMalakai: gold
[18:53] RedDragonMalakai: >voyueristic nerd dragon wanting to learn about sex
[18:53] Crusoe: omg
[18:53] Crusoe: Excuse my exclamation because that's a fantastic idea
[18:54] RedDragonMalakai: >jelly copper dragon
[18:55] Crusoe: I can just see her twiddling her little beard tendrils like 'yes, now the other one on top.'
[18:56] RedDragonMalakai: double dicks
[18:56] RedDragonMalakai: two dragons at once
[18:56] Crusoe: Good point! I wonder if Copper will get all feisty and want him to herself?
[18:57] RedDragonMalakai: >impregnation races
[18:57] Crusoe: >clutch gambling
[18:59] RedDragonMalakai: >500 years later
[18:59] RedDragonMalakai: copper still arguing with red
[18:59] RedDragonMalakai: mating every week
[18:59] RedDragonMalakai: arguement is for habit's sake
[19:00] Crusoe: they have a straight while of being happy and content, it feels gross so they get into a fight for no reason and it's rapey again until they feel normal
[19:00] RedDragonMalakai: eventually, after a while
[19:00] RedDragonMalakai: eggs!
[19:01] Crusoe: All these messed up halfbreed acidfire babies that are evil but funny while they do it
[19:01] Crusoe: oh crap they'll breed joker dragons
[19:03] RedDragonMalakai: centuries of good sex?
[19:03] Crusoe: Thinking of all this makes me wish there was better official art of the gem dragons. I really hate the style they used in the last book I saw them in.
[19:04] Crusoe: Oh I'd say so. Everyone knows makeup sex is the best.
[19:04] RedDragonMalakai: Maybe they get possessive of each other
[19:04] RedDragonMalakai: hee
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: I know!
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: Perhaps our bimbo white
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: actually grows a pair of tits
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: like a dragonborn
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: and everyone else is like
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: wut
[19:05] RedDragonMalakai: wuuuut
[19:05] Crusoe: XD she starts getting jealous of humans who get captured
[19:06] Crusoe: starts trying to learn how to transform herself
[19:06] Crusoe: tries, doesn't realize she's a dummy, gets halfway and just stops
[19:07] RedDragonMalakai: ima log this scene