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- ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐ thats โ some good๐๐shit right๐๐there๐๐๐ rightโthere โโif i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐ฏ i say so ๐ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต แตสฐแตสณแต) mMMMMแทะ๐ฏ ๐๐ ๐ะO0ะเฌ OOOOOะเฌ เฌ Ooooแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแตแต๐ ๐๐ ๐ ๐ฏ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐Good shit
- IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐ญ๐
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- โโโโโโโโโโโ] 99% complete.....
- ๐ซERROR!๐ซ ๐ฏTrue๐ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐I could never delete you Daddy!๐ Send this to ten other ๐ชDaddies๐ช who give you ๐ฆcummies๐ฆ Or never get called โsquishyโ againโโ๐ฌ๐ฌโโ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐ซ๐ซ๐ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ๏ธ๐ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐ฝ๐ผ๐ฆ 10+ back: Daddy๐๐๐๐๐ฆ๐ ๐
- Just me and my ๐waifu๐, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐ so I started to pout ๐ She asked if I was down โฌfor something yummy ๐๐ and I asked what and she said she'd give me her ๐ฆcummies!๐ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐๐ฆ I drink them!๐ฆ I slurp them!๐ฆ I swallow them whole๐ฆ ๐ It makes ๐Haruhi๐ ๐happy๐ so it's my only goal... ๐๐ฆ๐ซHarder Haruhi! Harder Haruhi! ๐ซ๐ฆ๐ 1 cummy๐ฆ, 2 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ, 3 cummy๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ, 4๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ I'm ๐kawaii๐ but I'm also sugoi! ๐ She makes me feel squishy๐!She makes me feel good๐! ๐๐๐She makes me feel everything a nice guy should!~ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐Wa-What!๐๐ฆ๐
- Tbh Im on fleek๐๐ today fam bruh fam bruh goddamm Savage ๐๐๐๐ช๐ stay wOke๐๐๐๐ side bae bruhh๐๐ hotlin blink๐ฑ๐ฑ tbh lmao fam tbhโจโจ bae ayy raost ๐ช๐๐ whip nae nay๐๐๐๐ fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam famfamfam fma fam fma famm fmff amfamf am fam fam fam fam fma fma fam fsm fam fam fam fma fma fmf fsan fma fma fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam mmmfam fma fmmfam fM fam fAm fam fam fam fma fam
- hey there ๐๐๐งbuddychum ๐pal friend ๐ธ๐ธbuddy๐ธ๐ธ pal ๐ปchum bud โคfriendโคfella ๐ฆbruther๐ฆ๐ฎ๐นamigo๐ฎ๐น pal ๐๐buddy friend ๐chummy๐๐chum ๐chum ๐pal๐๐ i don't mean to be๐ฟ๐ฟ rudemy ๐๐friend๐๐๐ pal ๐ home๐ slice ๐๐bread slice ๐ถdawg๐ถ but i gotta โโwarnโโ ya if u take ๐ข๐ขone๐ข๐ข more ๐ฆ๐ฆdiddly๐ง๐ง ๐ซ๐ซdarn ๐ทstep๐ฃ right โฌthereโฌ im ๐ถgoing๐ to ๐ชhave๐ช to diddly darn ๐snap๐ ur neck and ๐wowza๐ wouldn't that be a๐ญ crummy๐ญ โฉjunctureโฉ, huh? โโโโdo yuo want that? โโโโdo ๐ซwish๐ upon ๐ฆyourself๐ฆ to come โกintoโก๐physical๐ ๐experience๐ with a ๐ฅcrummy๐ฅ juncture? ๐ข๐ขbecause ๐friend๐ buddy ๐บchum ๐ธfriend ๐ปchum ๐ฝpally ๐pal chum ๐๐friend if you โถโถkeep this โฌโฌup ๐บ๐บwell ๐ธ๐ธgosh diddly darn๐๐๐ i just might๐๐ have to get ๐๐๐๐not so friendly ๐๐๐with ๐u๐ my ๐๐friendly โค๐friend ๐๐๐friend ๐๐pal friend ๐๐buddy ๐๐chum ๐๐pally ๐๐friend ๐๐chum๐๐ buddy
- Yeezy, Yeezy, ๐ป what's good? ๐๐๐๐ป๐๐ป It's your boy Max B ๐, what's going on? ๐ Just checking โโ in on you ๐ Appreciate the love and support โคโค The wave ๐ is here ๐ช๐ป You a wavey ๐ dude ๐ anyway, so you already know ๐ฏ Ain't no โ problem, man, the game ๐ค... You ๐ป already know how this game thing goes โฌ Do your wave nigga ๐ You got the official wave ยฉ๐ยฉ man Just, just doing you... ๐ Doing you ๐, doing your wave ๐๐ And keep it loopy ๐, I know you're going to keep it loopy๐ man โ๐ป Shoutout, ๐ฃ just shout you out ๐ข Hollering at you man, it's all love โคโคโค I appreciate the... the energy ๐ And we here ๐ฏ, hit the town ๐ช, we do something big ๐ฎ We gonna make a big tsunami ๐๐ up in the joint ๐ You already know what it is, ahh ๐ Silver Surfer ๐๐พ๐ Silver Surfer in the flesh ๐๐พ๐ Silver surfer in the flesh Max B ๐ shoutout to Yeezy ๐ป What's good ๐๐ป๐๐ป, I see you ๐ It's love โคโค appreciate it ๐๐ป It's honor โ๐ป, appreciate it ๐Ugh, wavey, baby, yeah ๐
- What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smokers academy, and Iโve been involved in numerous secret raids on my step dad's mini fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโm the top stoner in the entire US baked forces. You are nothing to me but just another spliff. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hippies across the USA and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your lungs. I'm fucking stoned, kid. I can smoke anywhere, anytime, and I can smoke weed in over seven hundred ways, and thatโs just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed rolling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dee Oh Double Gee and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โcleverโ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bong. But you couldnโt, you didnโt, and now youโre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit THC all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking baked, kiddo.
- What's my gender? ๐บ๐นโโDid you just ๐ฑ ask me ๐๐ what my gender ๐ง๐ฝ๐ฆ๐ฝ wasโโ๏ธOh my god, you are LITERALLY ๐๐ป the most IGNORANT ๐ฉ AND ILLTERATE ๐๐๐ โโ FUCK I have EVER seen๐๐๐ browsing before ๐๐๐๐๐ What gives you the RIGHT โ๏ธโ๏ธ to ask me what my ๐บ๐น๐บ๐น gender is? ๐๐๐ MHMM? NOTHING โโ THATS WHAT โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธSince you're SOOOOOOO curious๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ๐๐ผ I'll have you know โ๐ผโ๐ผโ๐ผโ๐ผ that I am a ๐บ๐น G E N D E R F L U I D ๐น๐บ I'm not gonna sit here โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธ and explain ๐ข๐ข what that is to someone as IGNORANT ๐๐ฉ๐ฉ as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways โ๐ผ๏ธ๐๐ผโ๐ผ๐๐ผโ๐ผ๐๐ผ Being G ๐บ E ๐น N ๐บ D ๐น E ๐บ R ๐น F ๐บ L ๐น U ๐บ I ๐น D means that I am both M A L E ๐๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฝ (cis scum๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท๐ท) and F E M A L E๐ง๐ฝ๐ ๐๐ โ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ I can swap โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโก๏ธโฌ ๏ธ between these genders ๐๐ป๐ as I pleaseโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธโ๏ธ You're ignorance ๐ท is literally OOZING ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฆ out ๐๐๐ท๐ท๐๐ท๐๐๏ปฟGERMER
- My Girlfriend Is So Cute?
- Hello. I am 16 years old and my girlfriend is 15 years old.
- I'm not really sure what to do. XD This may not make much sense, but because my girlfriend is so cuuuuute, I start to feel like I don't deserve her. We're very deeply in love (yes, teens can love. It is far from infatuation. And we're both very mature). She makes the cutest sounds when I tease her, almost like moaning, and she has the cutest personality I have ever seen! She likes to be warm, safe, and handled gently. And her voice! It's high and soft and just right. It's.so.freaking.adorable. She's cute inside and out. Yet I start to feel like I don't deserve her. She says I'm cute too (which, yeah, I kind of am. I'm not like most guys, who can be jerks), but at the same time, I just can't agree. She's....amazing. I love her and care about her. Sometimes I just don't know if I deserve someone as beautiful and adorable as her. <3 What do I do?
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