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  1. ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€ good shit goเฑฆิ sHit๐Ÿ‘Œ thats โœ” some good๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œshit right๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œthere๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ rightโœ”there โœ”โœ”if i do ฦฝaาฏ so my self ๐Ÿ’ฏ i say so ๐Ÿ’ฏ thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: สณแถฆแตสฐแต— แต—สฐแต‰สณแต‰) mMMMMแŽทะœ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘ŒะO0ะžเฌ OOOOOะžเฌ เฌ Ooooแต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’แต’๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ’ฏ ๐Ÿ‘Œ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘€ ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘ŒGood shit
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  3. IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ‘‹
  4. โ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete.....
  5. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete....
  6. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete....
  7. โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ] 99% complete.....
  8. ๐ŸšซERROR!๐Ÿšซ ๐Ÿ’ฏTrue๐Ÿ’ฏ Daddies are irreplaceable ๐Ÿ’–I could never delete you Daddy!๐Ÿ’– Send this to ten other ๐Ÿ‘ชDaddies๐Ÿ‘ช who give you ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies๐Ÿ’ฆ Or never get called โ˜squishyโ˜ againโŒโŒ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌโŒโŒ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘ฟ 3 back: you're squishyโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฆ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten๐Ÿ˜ฝ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ’ฆ 10+ back: Daddy๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…
  9. Just me and my ๐Ÿ’•waifu๐Ÿ’•, hanging out I got pretty hungry๐Ÿ† so I started to pout ๐Ÿ˜ž She asked if I was down โฌ‡for something yummy ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ† and I asked what and she said she'd give me her ๐Ÿ’ฆcummies!๐Ÿ’ฆ Yeah! Yeah!๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ I drink them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I slurp them!๐Ÿ’ฆ I swallow them whole๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜ It makes ๐Ÿ’˜Haruhi๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ˜Šhappy๐Ÿ˜Š so it's my only goal... ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ซHarder Haruhi! Harder Haruhi! ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’• 1 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ, 2 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 3 cummy๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ, 4๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm ๐Ÿ’˜kawaii๐Ÿ’˜ but I'm also sugoi! ๐Ÿ’Ÿ She makes me feel squishy๐Ÿ’—!She makes me feel good๐Ÿ’œ! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜She makes me feel everything a nice guy should!~ ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’˜ ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’˜Wa-What!๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘‘
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  11. Tbh Im on fleek๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ today fam bruh fam bruh goddamm Savage ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘€ stay wOke๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘†๐Ÿ‘† side bae bruhh๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ hotlin blink๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฑ tbh lmao fam tbhโ™จโ™จ bae ayy raost ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ whip nae nay๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam famfamfam fma fam fma famm fmff amfamf am fam fam fam fam fma  fma fam fsm fam fam fam fma fma fmf fsan fma fma fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam fam  mmmfam fma fmmfam fM fam fAm fam fam fam fma fam
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  13. hey there ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘งbuddychum ๐Ÿ˜pal friend ๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธbuddy๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŒธ pal ๐ŸŒปchum bud โคfriendโคfella ๐Ÿ‘ฆbruther๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡นamigo๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น pal ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€buddy friend ๐Ÿ˜œchummy๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ†chum ๐Ÿ†chum ๐Ÿ˜›pal๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› i don't mean to be๐Ÿ‘ฟ๐Ÿ‘ฟ rudemy ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹friend๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž pal ๐Ÿ home๐Ÿ  slice ๐Ÿž๐Ÿžbread slice ๐Ÿถdawg๐Ÿถ but i gotta โ›”โ›”warnโ›”โ›” ya if u take ๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ”ขone๐Ÿ”ข๐Ÿ”ข more ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿฆdiddly๐Ÿง๐Ÿง ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿšซdarn ๐Ÿšทstep๐Ÿ‘ฃ right โฌ†thereโฌ‡ im ๐Ÿšถgoing๐Ÿƒ to ๐Ÿ’ชhave๐Ÿ’ช to diddly darn ๐Ÿ’”snap๐Ÿ’” ur neck and ๐Ÿ˜œwowza๐Ÿ˜œ wouldn't that be a๐Ÿ˜ญ crummy๐Ÿ˜ญ โ†ฉjunctureโ†ฉ, huh? โ“โ—โ“โ—do yuo want that? โ“โ—โ“โ—do ๐Ÿ’ซwish๐ŸŒŸ upon ๐Ÿ‘ฆyourself๐Ÿ‘ฆ to come โžกintoโžก๐Ÿ‘Šphysical๐Ÿ‘Š ๐ŸŒŸexperience๐ŸŒŸ with a ๐Ÿ’ฅcrummy๐Ÿ’ฅ juncture? ๐Ÿ’ข๐Ÿ’ขbecause ๐Ÿ™ˆfriend๐Ÿ™‰ buddy ๐Ÿ˜บchum ๐Ÿ˜ธfriend ๐Ÿ˜ปchum ๐Ÿ˜ฝpally ๐Ÿ˜Špal chum ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜€friend if you โ–ถโ–ถkeep this โฌ†โฌ†up ๐Ÿ˜บ๐Ÿ˜บwell ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ธgosh diddly darn๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€๐Ÿ™€ i just might๐Ÿ”š๐Ÿ”š have to get ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€not so friendly ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€with ๐Ÿ’”u๐Ÿ’” my ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜ƒfriendly โค๐Ÿ’šfriend ๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’›friend ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜›pal friend ๐Ÿ˜™๐Ÿ˜€buddy ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Žchum ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿ˜‹pally ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†friend ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜chum๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š buddy
  14. Yeezy, Yeezy, ๐Ÿป what's good? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป It's your boy Max B ๐Ÿ˜Ž, what's going on? ๐Ÿ˜‰ Just checking โœ”โœ” in on you ๐Ÿ˜ Appreciate the love and support โคโค The wave ๐ŸŒŠ is here ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿป You a wavey ๐ŸŒŠ dude ๐Ÿ˜‚ anyway, so you already know ๐Ÿ’ฏ Ain't no โŒ problem, man, the game ๐ŸŽค... You ๐Ÿป already know how this game thing goes โฌ† Do your wave nigga ๐ŸŒŠ You got the official wave ยฉ๐ŸŒŠยฉ man Just, just doing you... ๐Ÿ˜† Doing you ๐Ÿ™ƒ, doing your wave ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ And keep it loopy ๐Ÿ”„, I know you're going to keep it loopy๐Ÿ” man โœŒ๐Ÿป Shoutout, ๐Ÿ“ฃ just shout you out ๐Ÿ“ข Hollering at you man, it's all love โคโคโค I appreciate the... the energy ๐ŸŒŸ And we here ๐Ÿ‘ฏ, hit the town ๐Ÿช, we do something big ๐Ÿ˜ฎ We gonna make a big tsunami ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ up in the joint ๐Ÿ˜‚ You already know what it is, ahh ๐Ÿ˜€ Silver Surfer ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŠ Silver Surfer in the flesh ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒŠ Silver surfer in the flesh Max B ๐Ÿ˜Ž shoutout to Yeezy ๐Ÿป What's good ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป, I see you ๐Ÿ˜ It's love โคโค appreciate it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป It's honor โœŠ๐Ÿป, appreciate it ๐ŸŒŠUgh, wavey, baby, yeah ๐ŸŒŠ
  15. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Iโ€™ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the smokers academy, and Iโ€™ve been involved in numerous secret raids on my step dad's mini fridge, and I have over 300 confirmed bowls. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Iโ€™m the top stoner in the entire US baked forces. You are nothing to me but just another spliff. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of hippies across the USA and your aura is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little things you call your lungs. I'm fucking stoned, kid. I can smoke anywhere, anytime, and I can smoke weed in over seven hundred ways, and thatโ€™s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed rolling, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Dee Oh Double Gee and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little โ€œcleverโ€ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking bong. But you couldnโ€™t, you didnโ€™t, and now youโ€™re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit THC all over you and you will drown in it. I'm fucking baked, kiddo.
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  18. What's my gender? ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšนโ“โ“Did you just ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ask me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ what my gender ๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ wasโ“โ—๏ธOh my god, you are LITERALLY ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿป the most IGNORANT ๐Ÿ’ฉ AND ILLTERATE ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ“š โŒโŒ FUCK I have EVER seen๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ browsing before ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ What gives you the RIGHT โœ”๏ธโœ”๏ธ to ask me what my ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšน๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšน gender is? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ MHMM? NOTHING โŒโŒ THATS WHAT โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธSince you're SOOOOOOO curious๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ I'll have you know โ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ that I am a ๐Ÿšบ๐Ÿšน G E N D E R F L U I D ๐Ÿšน๐Ÿšบ I'm not gonna sit here โฌ‡๏ธโฌ‡๏ธ and explain ๐Ÿ“ข๐Ÿ“ข what that is to someone as IGNORANT ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ as you, but I'm gonna tell you anyways โ˜๐Ÿผ๏ธ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผโ˜๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ™‡๐Ÿผ Being G ๐Ÿšบ E ๐Ÿšน N ๐Ÿšบ D ๐Ÿšน E ๐Ÿšบ R ๐Ÿšน F ๐Ÿšบ L ๐Ÿšน U ๐Ÿšบ I ๐Ÿšน D means that I am both M A L E ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ‘ฆ๐Ÿฝ (cis scum๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท) and F E M A L E๐Ÿ‘ง๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ’„๐Ÿ‘ โ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ I can swap โฌ‡๏ธโฌ†๏ธโžก๏ธโฌ…๏ธ between these genders ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚ as I pleaseโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธโ—๏ธ You're ignorance ๐Ÿ˜ท is literally OOZING ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๏ปฟGERMER
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  20. My Girlfriend Is So Cute?
  21. Hello. I am 16 years old and my girlfriend is 15 years old.
  22. I'm not really sure what to do. XD This may not make much sense, but because my girlfriend is so cuuuuute, I start to feel like I don't deserve her. We're very deeply in love (yes, teens can love. It is far from infatuation. And we're both very mature). She makes the cutest sounds when I tease her, almost like moaning, and she has the cutest personality I have ever seen! She likes to be warm, safe, and handled gently. And her voice! It's high and soft and just right. It's.so.freaking.adorable. She's cute inside and out. Yet I start to feel like I don't deserve her. She says I'm cute too (which, yeah, I kind of am. I'm not like most guys, who can be jerks), but at the same time, I just can't agree. She's....amazing. I love her and care about her. Sometimes I just don't know if I deserve someone as beautiful and adorable as her. <3 What do I do?
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