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Wailmerbitch Falls

Mar 16th, 2012
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  2. [08:09am] Mons: March 17! A good while after Breeeeeeding let out, our favorite hipster skated his way all around until reaching the promised stadium at the promised date. The girl was right about it being natural, there are plenty of people there doing pretty much exactly what you presume YOU intend to do. Of course, there are just as many practicing on their own with a variety of tools and weights that you'd never really expect to see in something like a school. But this is Avalon!
  3. [08:09am] Mons: In any case, the girl's right there, and you aren't exactly sure whether she's UNfolded her arms since earlier. Same expression too.
  4. [08:12am] John_Zengar: "Hope I didn't make you wait," John skids to a stop in front of her, stretching tall. He seems to have become quite relaxed from his little ride out and about after class.
  5. [08:13am] Mons: "Excellent timing. Two points."
  6. [08:13am] Mons: "How many pokemon, then?"
  7. [08:16am] John_Zengar: "Two each, preferrably," John nods. It's... really the limit of what he's got, anyway.
  8. [08:17am] Mons: "...Hmm. Have you... No, right. Easy enough."
  9. [08:17am] Mons: "Alright, Memory!"
  10. [08:17am] Mons: POP! Oh hey a Lombre.
  11. [08:18am] Mons: She has less dex than you, naturally, lombre is speed 14.
  12. [08:19am] John_Zengar: John acts by doing what comes naturally - sending out both Arceus and Helvetica at once. He watches her, as though waiting for her second.
  13. [08:19am] Mons: She flinches and backs away a bit. "Oh come ON you've already...? Rgh. Fine! I only need one!"
  14. [08:19am] Mons: "...At once, that is!"
  15. [08:20am] Mons: Trainer actions?
  16. [08:22am] John_Zengar: "Huh?" John seems sort of clueless, but shrugs it off. (No move; Pabst is speed 11; Helvetica is 3)
  17. [08:23am] Mons: 1d20 then the duck moves first. Leech Seed onnn Helvetica
  18. [08:23am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, then the duck moves first. Leech Seed onnn Helvetica: 4 [1d20=4]
  19. [08:24am] Mons: Haha oh wow good choice then, would've missed pabst
  20. [08:25am] John_Zengar: John watches, but seems unphased. "Give him a hand, Arceus! We're gonna down that in one shot!"
  21. [08:25am] John_Zengar: Pabst performs a Wish on Helvetica!
  22. [08:25am] Mons: 1d20 Fake out!
  23. [08:25am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, Fake out!: 12 [1d20=12]
  24. [08:26am] John_Zengar: (On which?)
  25. [08:26am] Mons: 1d12+6+5 Wish is not used, then Helvetica, Arceus, Helvetica goes. Interrupting pabst naturally
  26. [08:26am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, Wish is not used, then Helvetica, Arceus, Helvetica goes. Interrupting pabst naturally: 13 [1d12=2]
  27. [08:27am] John_Zengar: Arceus is interrupted. Helvetica isn't!
  28. [08:27am] John_Zengar: 1d20 Double-Edge
  29. [08:27am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Zengar, Double-Edge: 12 [1d20=12]
  30. [08:27am] Mons: Oh my. Certainly hits
  31. [08:27am] John_Zengar: 5d12+18+30+4+2+2
  32. [08:27am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Zengar, 5d12+18+30+4+2+2: 109 [5d12=11,7,11,12,12]
  33. [08:28am] Mons: Smashes the thing in one shot.
  34. [08:28am] John_Zengar: (Need to know final damage for recoil)
  35. [08:28am] Mons: Take 52 recoil
  36. [08:28am] Mons: Poor thing only had 5 defense
  37. [08:28am] John_Zengar: (It's 1/3rd recoil)
  38. [08:28am] Mons: Oh herp
  39. [08:28am] Mons: Right recoil was finally fixed.
  40. [08:28am] Mons: 104 taken anyway
  41. [08:28am] Mons: So only 34 but daaaamn those rolls.
  42. [08:29am] John_Zengar: Helvetica nearly KOs itself in the process but SMASH
  43. [08:29am] Mons: "Tch... You..."
  44. [08:29am] John_Zengar: "Me."
  45. [08:29am] John_Zengar: John answers back with a grin.
  46. [08:29am] Mons: She returns and sends out the familiar Wailmer. Speed 6.
  47. [08:29am] Mons: "The Prince can handle both of them fine!"
  48. [08:30am] Mons: Much like the egg, her Wailmer has a single red stripe running from its spout to its tail.
  49. [08:31am] John_Zengar: "Sure he can. Helvetica, change it up!" He whistles in command, and Helvetica glows blue for a moment (Anything You Can Do -> Helvetica is now Normal/Water)
  50. [08:31am] Mons: Oh dear
  51. [08:32am] John_Zengar: "And the both of you! Together, now!" (Preparing combo attack 8D)
  52. [08:33am] Mons: "Fine, settle this in one!"
  53. [08:33am] Mons: 1d100 how trolly do I go
  54. [08:33am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, how trolly do I go: 65 [1d100=65]
  55. [08:33am] Mons: 1d100 clearer dicemaid please
  56. [08:33am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, clearer dicemaid please: 50 [1d100=50]
  57. [08:33am] Mons: 1d100 COME ON. High is "do it faggot"
  58. [08:33am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, COME ON. High is "do it faggot": 20 [1d100=20]
  59. [08:33am] Mons: Naaah she doesn't.
  60. [08:34am] Mons: What she DOES do is... Morale Blessing special attack!
  61. [08:34am] Mons: 1d20 Muddy Water on both! Finish Them!
  62. [08:34am] DiceMaid-9001: Mons, Muddy Water on both! Finish Them!: 18 [1d20=18]
  63. [08:34am] John_Zengar: 1d20 It doesn't matter what she wanted to do. The Combination is Quick Attack + Hyper Fang, and it therefore has Interrupt
  64. [08:34am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Zengar, It doesn't matter what she wanted to do. The Combination is Quick Attack + Hyper Fang, and it therefore has Interrupt: 20 [1d20=20]
  65. [08:34am] John_Zengar: (...oh my)
  66. [08:35am] John_Zengar: (hold on customers and damage calculations)
  67. [08:36am] John_Zengar: 2d12+6d10+24+12+15+30+4+4+2+2 , I think oh god, I'm going to assume Improved Attacks/Improved Type Attacks only counts once otherwise it's another +4
  68. [08:36am] DiceMaid-9001: John_Zengar, , I think oh god, I'm going to assume Improved Attacks/Improved Type Attacks only counts once otherwise it's another +4: 126 [2d12=5,1; 6d10=2,5,8,3,6,3]
  69. [08:37am] John_Zengar: At John's whistle, Helvetica and Arceus both glow in sync and speed forward with unnatural speed for a doof
  70. [08:37am] Mons: Yep! Down like hell.
  71. [08:37am] Mons: The Wailmer WAS preparing a massive attack, but is tipped over and wobbles a little before collapsing.
  72. [08:38am] John_Zengar: "...And, there."
  73. [08:38am] Mons: "You... y-you..." She's very much put off by this.
  74. [08:38am] John_Zengar: "You ought to have used both at once. I feel a little like I was cheating," John shrugs, then calls both his little partners back to him.
  75. [08:39am] Mons: "I... can't. I've been training to, but I can't."
  76. [08:41am] Mons: "But fine. You wanted my name. Anabel Maldecin."
  77. [08:41am] Mons: "There. You happy?"
  78. [08:41am] John_Zengar: "...You can't?" John looks genuinely surprised. "Huhn. You should have said something! Anyway..."
  79. [08:41am] John_Zengar: He walks over and offers her his hand, like a gentleman. "Alright, Anabel. I'm John, or whatever you wish to call me instead."
  80. [08:42am] Mons: She just stares blankly. "You're... huh." She does shake after a couple seconds. "If I can't beat a Bidoof, I certainly can't beat that yet I guess."
  81. [08:43am] Mons: After a bit more, she seems to regain her composure. "So how do you do it? Every time I try two at once, I just can't... speak fast enough."
  82. [08:46am] John_Zengar: "Well, I've grown up doing it. You have to... hm," he has to actually stop and think about explaining this, it seems. This was so common back in Orre. "You really don't have time to command each of them separately, no. It's really kind of tricky to coordinate as a result, so..."
  83. [08:46am] John_Zengar: "...Hm." Putting it into words seems to have stumped the hipster for once.
  84. [08:48am] Mons: "Don't tell me it's a natural thing. Is it?"
  85. [08:48am] Mons: "Orre, though... Not actually too far off from home, huh."
  86. [08:50am] John_Zengar: "It might be. I don't know. We usually fight with two at once back there, so maybe I just picked it up a lot easier. Is it... not that common or something?"
  87. [08:50am] Mons: "No, not really. I mean, have you seen many people doing it since you left?"
  88. [08:50am] John_Zengar: Something in John's brain cracks a little as he realises how mainstream his dual-wielding would be back home. Asdfgh.
  89. [08:51am] John_Zengar: "Well, I haven't watched much and you're the first human I've fought since coming here, so..." he shrugs.
  90. [08:52am] Mons: "You like hunting wilds, huh? Guess we have a lot more in common then--but I thought there weren't many in Orre?"
  91. [08:53am] John_Zengar: "Huh?" It takes him a moment. "Er, well, yeah. I don't really get the chance to back home, so..."
  92. [08:53am] Mons: "Guess that makes sense. Well, much as it pains me to say this... I hope we meet again outside of class. I have a much closer enemy to beat now."
  93. [08:54am] Mons: She rubs her downed whale a little, water flowing from her palms around it, before returning it.
  94. [08:54am] John_Zengar: John nods, smiling. "I'd be glad to help you practice, if you ever need it. Or just to be your insurmountable wall~"
  95. [08:54am] Mons: "You want anything else from me before I'm off?"
  96. [08:55am] John_Zengar: "Nah, unless you wanna set a date for our next match."
  97. [08:56am] Mons: "I'll see once I have more. You take care of the Prince's kid when it hatches though, okay?"
  98. [08:56am] Mons: "His line's a real special one, you'll see when it does."
  99. [08:57am] John_Zengar: "Of course I will," John nods, and waves a goodbye then to end the session?
  100. [08:57am] Mons: Well one last thing
  101. [08:57am] Mons: THOU ART THEE ART THOU, GENUINE BOND, BLAH BLAH BLAH
  102. [08:57am] Mons: First level of... let's say your choice of Grass or Electric social link.
  103. [08:58am] Mons: Choose two features to be able to use the chosen type with.
  104. [08:58am] Mons: Actually let's just stick with grass, and three features.
  105. [08:58am] Mons: Because Varg can count for ground :B
  106. [08:58am] Mons: /session anyhow
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