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  1. ExnsomttfrPustilsoit was born.
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  3. The nation of ExnsomttfrPustilsoit formed a board of decision makers.
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  5. Mrcastly
  6. insanityconfinement
  7. Ovary_Puncher
  8. Gkivit
  9. ExoCosmo
  10. (honorable mention eviltroynevilabed)
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  13. It was decided that ExnsomttfrPustilsoit will grow and grow until there is no more room to grow, thanks to the rowing speeches by one Mrcastly.
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  15. As our 8 person chat was coming to a close we realised that ExnsomttfrPustilsoit had to establish dominance in the future and make sure we remained the true power. The only solution was of course to take the "chad approach" and roast the shit out of one person from the new chat.
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  17. 2:22:14 PM VerifiedWalrus voted to GROW
  18. 2:22:26 PM Are you a verified walrus because you're so fucking fat?
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  22. This helped to unite ExnsomttfrPustilsoit in the dark times ahead, and it formed a solid foundation for the new members to join on top of.
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  24. However there was a fire rising, as jdizzlebitch silently waited, biding his time. In a shocking turn of events jdizzlebitch was trialed for not talking, this resulted in his presidency over ExnsBrriarttmoiglestwistroilubgtonitue starting.
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  26. As the votes turned to grow, the page turned and the people in ExnsBrriarttmoiglestwistroilubgtonitue grew happier.
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  28. Shortly thereafter, the council of ExnsomttfrPustilsoit sought to expand its power by enacting a gun control law written by ExoCosmo, establishing brooms as the official weapon of the land.
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  30. History was made in the trial of Ovary_Puncher v Mrcastly, which concerned the sale of brooms which proved defective if inserted rectally. Ultimately, ExoCosmo was punished for the creation of the unjust law.
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  33. The merge into ExCaamebajarrceszrilitbolaieelleseomevtyloanwswnVEtcitrtenerMHak was a rather difficult time for the people of ExnsomttfrPustilsoit. A new cultist faith commonly referred to as ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ 99's raised a threat greater than any ExnsomttfrPustilsoit had ever faced.
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  35. In a long and drawn out war, the dank memes were suppressed to the point where civil discussion could occur. The zeal of the grower movement appears to have died down, and many members of the ExCaamebajarrceszrilitbolaieelleseomevtyloanwswnVEtcitrtenerMHak community have expressed desire to settle down.
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