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[11:39] <godix> http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/wildlife/5858407/Joggers-hurt-in-buzzard-attacks.html

[11:39] <godix> Complete with a picture of a buzzard attack victim.

03[11:40] * Falconone (~falconone@synIRC-AE65E2CF.dip.t-dialin.net) has joined #AMV

03[11:41] * Kenzichu (~428833a6@synIRC-7967CF9C.dsl.snantx.swbell.net) has joined #AMV

[11:41] <Kenzichu> hewwo?

[11:42] <Kenzichu> anyone there?

[11:42] <ngsilver> always

[11:42] <ngsilver> and never

[11:42] <Kenzichu> hey you run the hentai thing

[11:42] <ngsilver> i guess

[11:43] <Kenzichu> ^_^ nice to meet you

[11:43] <Kenzichu> is anyone else here?

06[11:44] * ngsilver points at the userlist

[11:44] <godix> No.

[11:44] <Kenzichu> oh no!

[11:44] <Kenzichu> it's you~

[11:44] <godix> I see my reputation precedes me.

[11:44] <Kenzichu> do you remember me?

[11:44] <Pas|Werk> this is one discussion i never thought i'd see

[11:44] <ngsilver> who? are wuveable godix?

06[11:44] * Pas|Werk grabs popcorn

[11:45] <Kenzichu> hi

[11:45] <godix> Yeah, the head of the MJ travesity who isn't a whore. I remember.

[11:45] <Kenzichu> YAY you remebered

[11:46] <Kenzichu> lol

[11:46] <ngsilver> odd response

[11:46] <Kenzichu> you're just mad 'cause yours failed

[11:46] <godix> So, if you're not a whore how about a slut? I don't particularly feel like paying for it anyway.

[11:46] <Kenzichu> ............

[11:47] <Kenzichu> what do you have up your ass?

[11:47] <Pas|Werk> *twaaannnggg*

[11:47] <Pas|Werk> and... STRIKE!

[11:47] <Pas|Werk> godix: 1

06[11:47] * ngsilver thinks he shall join Pas

[11:47] <Pas|Werk> kenzichu: 0

[11:47] <ngsilver> this is entertianing

[11:47] <godix> Nothing. But if that's part of the deal to get you in bed I suppose I'm willing to negotiate.

[11:47] <Kenzichu> I'm not a very good fighter

[11:48] <Kenzichu> I'm not a mean person

[11:48] <Kenzichu> so you win ^_^

[11:48] <godix> I win? So we will have sex?

[11:48] <Kenzichu> no

[11:48] <godix> Damn.

[11:48] <godix> That's it, destroy an old mans dreams.

[11:48] <Pas|Werk> what the hell

[11:48] <Pas|Werk> since when did godix ask for permission?

[11:48] <Kenzichu> for all i know, you're a fat drunk guy who anime figures and school uniforms with sticky white stuff n them

[11:48] <Pas|Werk> i always assumed you just launched yourself onto your victims

[11:49] <Kenzichu> has^

[11:49] <Kenzichu> lol

[11:49] <Kenzichu> no

[11:49] <godix> since I have no clue where she lives or what she looks like so have to ask permission cause i don't have any other choice.

[11:49] <Kenzichu> I try to protect

[11:49] <Kenzichu> and i'm not very good.

[11:49] <godix> HEY! I'm sober...

[11:49] <Kenzichu> lier

[11:49] <ngsilver> is he being nice to you?

[11:49] <Kenzichu> no

[11:50] <ngsilver> then he's not drunk

[11:50] <Kenzichu> he's being a pervert

[11:50] <Pas|Werk> not really

[11:50] <godix> welcome to the internet.

[11:50] <Pas|Werk> it's just godix being godix

[11:50] <Kenzichu> ...auu...

[11:50] <Pas|Werk> you'll learn to love it sooner or later

[11:50] <Pas|Werk> and when that happens, you'll realize you've become the very thing you loath

[11:50] <Kenzichu> when will ppl learn to lve me?

[11:50] <Pas|Werk> what is lve?

[11:50] <Kenzichu> lol

[11:50] <Kenzichu> love^^

[11:50] <Pas|Werk> bby dnt hrt me

[11:51] <Pas|Werk> dnt hrt me

[11:51] <Pas|Werk> no mr

[11:51] <Kenzichu> sorry, my keyboard sucks

[11:51] <ngsilver> wtf is this?

[11:51] <Kenzichu> wha?

[11:51] <ngsilver> i thought we spake english here?

[11:51] <godix> or at least american.

[11:52] <Kenzichu> ispake?

[11:52] <Kenzichu> lol

[11:52] <Kenzichu> i can't spell

[11:52] <Kenzichu> why am i in a chat with all the mean ppl?

[11:52] <ngsilver> damnit thats my stiche

[11:52] <Pas|Werk> i am insulted

[11:52] <Pas|Werk> i am a nice person.

[11:52] <Kenzichu> >>...

[11:52] <ngsilver> 0.0 i'm mean

[11:52] <Pas|Werk> i mean

[11:52] <ngsilver> w00t!!!!

[11:52] <Pas|Werk> if i were any more nice

[11:53] <Pas|Werk> the world would be overloaded on nice

[11:53] <Pas|Werk> and here you are telling me i aint nice

[11:53] <godix> It's like she's trying to speak to me, I know it.

[11:53] <Pas|Werk> im not sure i'll stand for that

[11:53] <Kenzichu> me?

03[11:53] * KWC|Yakuza2 is now known as KWC10

[11:53] <Kenzichu> talk to hentai dude?

[11:53] <Kenzichu> nu

[11:53] <Kenzichu> I met him, that was enough.

[11:54] <ngsilver> wait... what?

[11:54] <KWC10> i am the sexual solider

[11:54] <Pas|Werk> you're the virgin soldier

[11:54] <Kenzichu> whats what?

[11:54] <Kenzichu> me?

[11:54] <Kenzichu> no

[11:54] <Kenzichu> who?

[11:54] <godix> Pas: You're the sole nice spot in the room. You are the shining light in our lives. You are the wind beneath our wings.

[11:54] <godix> That's why we have to shot you.

[11:54] <Pas|Werk> damn right i am

[11:54] <Kenzichu> what about me?!?!

[11:54] <Pas|Werk> and don't you forget it

[11:54] <Kenzichu> auuu.....

[11:55] <godix> Kenzichu: You're a temporary object of lust and cheap gratification.

[11:55] <Pas|Werk> *PANG*

[11:55] <Kenzichu> ......

[11:55] <Pas|Werk> godix: 2

[11:55] <Pas|Werk> kenzichu: 0

[11:55] <Kenzichu> shut up pas!

[11:55] <Pas|Werk> that ball is out of the park

[11:55] <Kenzichu> that's crossing the ling!!

[11:55] <Kenzichu> lol

[11:55] <Kenzichu> line^

[11:55] <Kenzichu> just because i'm a girl i get picked on by godix?

[11:55] <ngsilver> god damnit!!! I'm the lysdexic one!

[11:55] <godix> Although I will say, if you consider me hentai dude I gotta wonder what your reaction would be on meeting MrOni.

[11:55] <ngsilver> stop stealing my lines!!!!

[11:56] <Pas|Werk> you have lines?

[11:56] <Pas|Werk> well damn.

[11:56] <Pas|Werk> i want lines.

[11:56] <Kenzichu> PAY ATTENTION TO ME~

[11:56] <Kenzichu> please?

[11:56] <Pas|Werk> oh the irony

[11:56] <godix> Actually no, just because you're around me you get picked on by godix. The sex thing is just an insane hope.

[11:56] <ngsilver> wait, you want attention, but then you don't like what you get

[11:56] <Pas|Werk> Kenzichu stop begging for attention and then calling us all assholes

[11:57] <Pas|Werk> it's fucking annoying

[11:57] <Kenzichu> that's so rude

[11:57] <Pas|Werk> lol

[11:57] <Pas|Werk> well

[11:57] <godix> welcome to #amv.

[11:57] <Kenzichu> you haven't said one nice thing to me

[11:57] <Pas|Werk> guess what friend

[11:57] <Pas|Werk> you just made my /ignore list.

[11:57] <ngsilver> welcome to #gay-sex

[11:57] <Pas|Werk> hasteroth-tier troll

[11:57] <ngsilver> ouch

[11:58] <Kenzichu> ....please tell me you guys are really nice in real life...

[11:58] <godix> I said I wanted you in bed. That's nice. I mean I've never told Pas I wanted him in bed. So right off the bat you're a step up from him.

[11:58] <Kenzichu> i guess that's true..

[11:58] <Kenzichu> but then you call me a slut

[11:58] <Kenzichu> or a whore

[11:58] <Pas|Werk> where did we go wrong godix

[11:58] <godix> Pas: Sorry pas, you're a nice guy. I respect you. I just don't wanna fuck you.

[11:58] <Pas|Werk> was it the kids?

[11:58] <Kenzichu> and i didn't even do anything

[11:59] <Pas|Werk> yeah that's cool

[11:59] <godix> Kenzichu: No. I was HOPING you're a slut or a whore. I have no idea if you actually are or not.

[11:59] <Pas|Werk> it's not like im a cheap whore or anything

[11:59] <Kenzichu> of course I'm not!

[11:59] <ngsilver> how do we know?

[11:59] <Kenzichu> I'm scared of everything, including sex

[11:59] <godix> So what you're saying is I will get absolutely nothing from talking to you?

[11:59] <Kenzichu> and thunderstorms

[11:59] <Kenzichu> i don't know..

[11:59] <Kenzichu> how would i konw that

[11:59] <godix> don't have sex in thunderstorms. Lighting tickles when it hits the genitals.

[12:00] <ngsilver> quite true

[12:00] <Kenzichu> GAH!! NU NU NU!!!

[12:00] <Pas|Werk> i can back that statement

[12:00] <Kenzichu> SCARY!!1

[12:00] <godix> The guy acts as a mini-lightning rod.

[12:00] <Kenzichu> shhh

[12:00] <Pas|Werk> never want to go through that experience again

[12:00] <Kenzichu> you'll jynx it

[12:00] <Pas|Werk> anyway, back to work for me

[12:01] <godix> Even worse, at the time the guy is aimed at her so the lightning flows through him, out his dick, into her pussy, and she lights up like a christmas tree bulb.

[12:01] <Pas|Werk> enough time wasted talking to an attention whore

[12:01] <Kenzichu> bai pas i ,3 you

[12:01] <Kenzichu> lol

[12:01] <Kenzichu> <4

[12:01] <godix> Kinda funny to see atually, but puts a damper on the whole getting laid thing

[12:01] <Kenzichu> damn

[12:01] <Kenzichu> <3

[12:01] <Kenzichu> there

[12:01] <ngsilver> such a sad sad thing that is

[12:01] <Kenzichu> what, my typing?

[12:02] <godix> Although usually she's dead at the end of it, so I suppose if the guy still wanted to get laid there's nothing really preventing him from doing so. Provided he doesn't mind the smell of cooked meat.

[12:02] <ngsilver> i'm not godix, stop assuming I'm always refering to you is some mean way

[12:02] <ngsilver> and that's how you start down the road of necrophilia

[12:02] <Kenzichu> the only way i would get together with godix is the day when peanuts become the dominate species and he sky is orange because of the carrot wars of 3019.

[12:03] <ngsilver> so, next week?

[12:03] <Kenzichu> lol

[12:03] <Kenzichu> >>>as you can tell, I'm hungry

[12:03] <godix> So what you're saying, I still have a chance? WOOHOO!

[12:03] <Kenzichu> sure why not, just be nice.

[12:04] <ngsilver> I do find it odd, I thought I was more known for 4chan gif videos then hentai vids

[12:04] <godix> Well if you're gonna require me to be nice then fuck it, it ain't work the effort.

[12:04] <godix> "Man tries to fix airbed, blows up apartment"

[12:04] <Kenzichu> nah you have a hentai amv archieve.

[12:04] <Kenzichu> lol

[12:04] <godix> Try explaining that one to the landlord.

[12:05] <Kenzichu> okay, you don't have to be nice to me

[12:05] <godix> so the not-whore not-slut afraid of sex woman has been browsing the hentai archive?

[12:05] <Kenzichu> but you have to give me a compliment.

[12:05] <ngsilver> well, you someone needs to host it

[12:05] <Kenzichu> one compliment.

[12:05] <godix> Compliment. Hmmm. Damn, you would ask the impossible from me.

[12:05] <Kenzichu> ^_^

[12:06] <Kenzichu> oh, and i just saw the banner

[12:06] <godix> Uh... lets see now... You're female so odds are you have very nice tits. That work for you?

02[12:06] * Nio|Zzz (~Niotex@synIRC-59B110B6.direct-adsl.nl) Quit (Ping timeout)

[12:06] <Kenzichu> i never actually went to it

[12:06] <Kenzichu> ....how about nothing sexual

[12:06] <godix> You are kinda sorta not really literate?

02[12:07] * Kenzichu (~428833a6@synIRC-7967CF9C.dsl.snantx.swbell.net) Quit (Quit: CGI:IRC)

[12:07] <ngsilver> rofl

[12:07] <godix> well that was two minutes of amusement stretched over 20 minutes of time.

[12:08] <Pas|Werk> man

[12:08] <Pas|Werk> that was gold material

[12:08] <godix> I must be losing my touch since it took that long for her to log out.

[12:08] <Pas|Werk> i feel more alive just experiencing it

[12:08] <ngsilver> and that compliment had the golden truth of a real try

[12:09] <ngsilver> it's because she wasn't ignored

[12:09] <Pas|Werk> but seriously, she annoys me somewhat

01[12:09] <Shui_2> is it worth reading the log ?

03[12:09] * Shui_2 is now known as Shui

[12:09] <Pas|Werk> i can sum it up

[12:09] <godix> #amv - where you don't really want the attention.

[12:09] <Pas|Werk> lemme just sum it up in 2 lines

[12:09] <KWC10> Sega better bring Yakuza 3 for PS3 in some english place

[12:09] <Pas|Werk> godix: 3

[12:09] <Pas|Werk> kenzichu: 0

01[12:09] <Shui> sweet

01[12:10] <Shui> I expected something like - godix: 0   kenzichu: -3

[12:10] <ngsilver> last time it only took 2 mins, just have to not give her what she wants

[12:10] <Pas|Werk> meh, she's on my /ignore list now

[12:10] <Pas|Werk> soon, i should have the stupid half of the org filtered out

[12:10] <ngsilver> if only that'd work on the org

[12:11] <Pas|Werk> a man can dream

[12:11] <Pas|Werk> or

[12:11] <godix> if she stuck around like hannah did she's be on my ignore list but she didn't.

[12:11] <Pas|Werk> a man can be awesome and PANGYA

[12:12] <godix> sad news. A chihuahua had a barbecue fork lodge in it's head for days. After you stop laughing, the sad part is he'll probably recover.