Ladies and Knight, Part 1

Vampire Princess and Human Princess sat across the table from each other, the latter was eating a plate of P'orc chops noisily. "Ugh," The fanged princess sighed in annoyance. How could anyone eat like this? It was so gruesome and distracting! She took a sip from her wine as Human Princess smacked her lips and rubbed the sauce off of her lips with a napkin.

 

"Mmm, that was delicious..." The blonde-haired princess let out a content moan as she looked at her table companion. "Are you going to eat your dish?"

 

"No." Vampire Princess pushed her plate towards the human girl. "You can have it." She then frowned as Human Princess then began to devour the chops in front of her. "I believe I've lost my appetite."

 

"I just love P'orc chops!" Human Princess exclaimed. "I can't get enough of them!"

 

"I can see why," Vampire Princess eyed her human counterpart, looking at her round, chubby face. She wondered if the rest of her body was like her face. A blush ran across her face as she tried to push those thoughts out of her mind. 'Stop it, you're not that kind of girl!' Vampire Princess mentally scolded herself.

 

"Can you pass me that wine, please?" Human Princess asked. Vampire Princess passed the bottle of wine to her and watched her drink from the bottle. Things couldn't possibly get any more embarrassing.

 

 

Apparently, they could.

 

"Hic! T-That knight is such a jerk!" Human Princess drunkenly shouted. "I-I can't believe h-he would rather sp-spend time with Knight Princess than me!" She shook her head, her bouncing ponytail shaking behind her in a fury. "H-Her chest isn't even big! A-And she's not feminine enough! Am I right?"

 

"...Y-Yes, I believe so." Vampire Princess feigned agreement. In all honesty, she really wanted to get out of here before things got out of hand. She knew she should've stopped her from downing the bottle of wine in hindsight, but something was obviously bothering her, even before she got drunk. "I suppose he's not the type that enjoys women with big chests."

 

"Ooh!" Human Princess chucked the bottle out the window. "H-He doesn't know what he's missing!" She then began to undo the top part of her dress, pulling it down to show off her bare large breasts. "I bet he never felt these before with his bare hands!"

 

"Y-Yes..." Vampire Princess gulped as she gazed at the round jiggling orbs in front of her. They were the perfect size and shape, and they were adorned with a rosy nub of a nipple. "I can see why." She felt her heart beat inside her chest as the drunken blonde grabbed her breasts and shook them furiously.

 

"It's his loss if he doesn't want to play with them!" The drunken blonde pouted as she continued undressing herself, gradually showing off every inch of her curvaceous body in front of her vampire friend. "And I doubt I will let him have fun with the rest of me!"

 

"I-I am sure he's missing out on being with you," Vampire Princess's eyes were gazing at the blonde princess's voluptuous body. Her slightly chubby stomach, her wide hips, her thick thighs, and her big backside were starting to make her groin feel aflame. "Y-You are everything a knight could ask for."

 

"Yeah, well he doesn't seem to want me..." Human Princess sniffed, upset.

 

"Hmmm... What if you tried something that would make him want you?" Vampire Princess suggested.

 

"Like, doing something that would make him jealous?" Human Princess looked at the brunette. "But I doubt there's any knights around here..."

 

"Then how about someone of the opposite gender?" The vampire girl felt blood rush to her face at her own suggestion. "A princess, perhaps? I believe he would pay much more attention to you that way."

 

"But Angel Princess wouldn't go for it, and Golem's no help; she doesn't even have lips or a vagina." Human Princess sniffed, crossing her arms. "And the only other princess is..." She stopped and looked at Vampire Princess.

 

"...What? I-Is there something on my face?" The brunette frowned, one of her fangs poking out of her mouth.

 

"Oh, Vampy..." The blonde smiled sweetly at her. "Can you do me a favor?"

 

'I'd thought you never ask,' Vampire Princess thought slyly to herself as she looked at her friend. "O-Oh, I just remembered, I forgot to make my coffin." She slowly moved from the table. "Silly me. Well, see you-"

 

Suddenly, she was seized spun around, facing a blushing Human Princess. "W-wait! You can't leave, you said I needed a princess! And you're a princess! You've got to help me!"

 

"B-But I-" Vampire Princess then let out a sigh. "Well, if you insist." She then began to discard her clothing, her dress dropping down to the floor as she bared her pale body towards the blonde human in front of her. "Let's begin, shall we?"

 

Human Princess nodded as she wrapped her arms around Vampire Princess's lithe body and kissed her, feeling the coolness of her lips brushing against hers. She felt her legs cling around her waist and droop down to her freckled buttocks.

 

Vampire Princess placed her arms around Human Princess's back, feeling her silky golden hair running through her fingers. She could feel the blonde's chest press against her own, the warmth enveloping around her body.

 

The two held each other in an embrace, their lips locked with one another. Vampire Princess felt Human Princess's tongue slide inside her mouth and dance around with hers. She could practically taste the porcine flavor of the dish she was eating earlier. 'I wonder what her blood would taste like,' She thought. 'Probably like barbeque sauce and P'orc.'

 

After a while, the two princesses pulled away from each other. "Ahh... That was good. Do you think that knight will be lusting for me now?" Human Princess asked her brunette friend.

 

"He better," Vampire Princess licked her lips, tasting the faint trace of meat that was left by the blonde. "He'll regret it for the rest of his life if he doesn't."

 

Unbeknownst to them, said knight was watching the whole encounter through the peephole on the door. His soft breaths could be heard from his helmet as he gripped his erection. 'Damn... I can't believe Human Princess swung that way...' He was so lost in his thoughts that he didn't notice the door swung open as he accidentally leaned into it, the two princess turning towards the opened door and looking at him. The knight lifted up his head and looked at two girls. "Um... Hey."