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  1. Gas Mask Mook [145.9] says, " Thanks mate."
  2. Gas Mask Mook [145.9] says, " Stay safe."
  3. Bill Nye says, "This whole line caould be windows."
  4. Bill Nye says, "Could, even,"
  5. OOC: Balut: Grey Power, belatedly.
  6. Josh Morris says, "Alright alright"
  7. Josh Morris says, "I'm gonna go"
  8. Josh Morris says, "Try"
  9. Josh Morris says, "Doing stuff"
  10. Josh Morris says, "I like the room guys"
  11. Bill Nye says, "But dude."
  12. Bill Nye asks, "Why does the AI hate you?"
  13. Bill Nye says, "Oh wait"
  14. Josh Morris says, "I blew the borgs"
  15. Bill Nye says, "?Nevermind."
  16. Josh Morris says, "Because they were murdering a guy"
  17. Bill Nye says, "So..."
  18. Josh Morris says, "Not rogue AI"
  19. Bill Nye asks, "Its trying to kill you indirectly?"
  20. Josh Morris says, "Just misunderstood"
  21. Josh Morris says, "No"
  22. Lief Wood says, "Just a shit AI"
  23. Josh Morris says, "Directly"
  24. Bill Nye asks, "Directly?"
  25. Josh Morris says, "Its law set allows it to kill people"
  26. Bill Nye says, "Thats fucking stupid."
  27. Josh Morris says, "Yup"
  28. Bill Nye says, "Oh."
  29. Josh Morris says, "I'm going to get some gloves"
  30. Bill Nye says, "Paladin."
  31. OOC: Shadowbagel: That guys a dick
  32. Bill Nye says, "See yah."
  33. Josh Morris says, "and hack my way in"
  34. ÿ!You slipped!
  35. Bill Nye exclaims, "Grab a fire extinguisher!"
  36. Josh Morris says, "Naw bro"
  37. Josh Morris says, "Easy mode"
  38. OOC: Shadowbagel: Gov. Romney of coarse
  39. Bill Nye says, "Its like a ghetto pack"
  40. ÿ!You slipped!
  41. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: there's now way the christian voting demographic will vote in a morman
  42. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: no way
  43. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: mormon
  44. River Pavlov blinds Clarisse Holderbach with the flash!
  45. ÿ!You slipped!
  46. River Pavlov drools.
  47. Josh Morris says, "Hey"
  48. Josh Morris asks, "You ok Clarisse?"
  49. *---------*
  50. This is Clarisse Holderbach!
  51. She is wearing an engineer's jumpsuit.
  52. She is wearing a welding helmet on her head.
  53. She is wearing a hazard vest.
  54. She is carrying an extended-capacity emergency oxygen tank on her hazard vest.
  55. She has an industrial backpack on her back.
  56. She has a tool-belt about her waist.
  57. She is wearing some orange shoes on her feet.
  58. She has Optical Meson Scanner covering her eyes.
  59. She has an engineering radio headset on her ears.
  60. She is wearing PDA-Clarisse Holderbach (Station Engineer).
  61. *---------*
  62. OOC: Icinoocmaster: romney is the top contender
  63. Clarisse Holderbach says, "...whoa."
  64. OOC: Akkryls: And this is why religion should stay the fuck out of politics
  65. Josh Morris asks, "Clarisse?"
  66. Josh Morris asks, "You ok?"
  67. Clarisse Holderbach says, "Well, just a scientist breaking in."
  68. OOC: Icinoocmaster: hes going to get elected
  69. OOC: Icinoocmaster: just watch
  70. Josh Morris says, "River just flashed Clarisse"
  71. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "River just flashed Clarisse"
  72. Clarisse Holderbach says, "I'm past giving a fuck right now."
  73. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach has added the breath mask to the industrial backpack!
  74. Josh Morris says, "Well"
  75. Josh Morris says, "Have fun with that I guess"
  76. River Pavlov [145.9] asks, "What?"
  77. Clarisse Holderbach says, "...enjoy yourself."
  78. Josh Morris says, "You did"
  79. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "You did"
  80. Josh Morris says, "Or someone with your id did"
  81. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Or someone with your id did"
  82. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Fuck you, I didn't."
  83. ÿ!You slipped!
  84. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Someone stole my ID."
  85. Ryan Matthews [Command] says, "River Pavolv is threatening to kill you HoS"
  86. Josh Morris says, "Clarisse can agree to my statement"
  87. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Clarisse can agree to my statement"
  88. Frank Bonkers [Command] asks, "For what exactly?"
  89. ÿ!You slipped!
  90. Ryan Matthews [Command] says, "For taking some space cleaner, she thinks its important"
  91. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Josh, I've been in medbay all the shift."
  92. OOC: Quarxink: hulkomania
  93. ÿ!Josh Morris has added 'Reset' AI Module to the satchel!
  94. OOC: Quarxink: runnin wild
  95. Frank Bonkers [Command] says, "Tell her the brig is a mess..."
  96. ÿ!You slipped!
  97. Clarisse Holderbach [145.9] says, "I can, but here it says that River is a doctor."
  98. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  99. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  100. Frank Bonkers [Command] says, "Or was."
  101. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  102. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Of course."
  103. Clarisse Holderbach [145.9] says, "And the River that flashed me was dressed as a scientist."
  104. You have unfastened the grill.
  105. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  106. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Lila Desminto has signed up as Security Officer."
  107. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  108. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  109. OOC: Groijoy: I AM A REAL AMERICAN
  110. OOC: Mrpastry: I am a real american
  111. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the mechanical toolbox!
  112. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the mechanical toolbox!
  113. It is fastened to the floor; therefore, you can't rotate it!
  114. ÿJosh Morris has thrown Scientific Advance.
  115. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: >fags on xbox live with names like "OBAMA IS N**GER or OBAMA SUCKS"
  116. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "AI, door, the monkey's aggresive."
  117. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: >mfw I say "love it or leave it" to them
  118. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "He's biting the bartender."
  119. ÿ!You slipped!
  120. *---------*
  121. This is Unknown!
  122. He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
  123. *---------*
  124. *---------*
  125. This is Unknown!
  126. He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
  127. *---------*
  128. OOC: Quarxink: obama is N*SYNC
  129. ÿ!You slipped!
  130. ÿ!You slipped!
  131. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Door, AI."
  132. ÿ!You slipped!
  133. ÿ!You slipped!
  134. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Nevermind."
  135. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "DJASFJDSJ#@JJ%@#J$%@#J%J@#%J@#J@%WJ@W#%J@J%@J%@J%J@EJJJAVJAJVCVJAJCSVJASCJCJASCJSC"
  136. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Track the monkey tagged bfde."
  137. Josh Morris says, "Hey"
  138. Josh Morris says, "Ashley"
  139. Josh Morris says, "I found a dead body"
  140. Josh Morris says, "Can I get some metal rods"
  141. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "fuck a monkey"
  142. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "he's in the dorms"
  143. Frank Bonkers [145.9] says, " River, want your spacecleaner back? I put it into genetics"
  144. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "standing under a vent"
  145. Josh Morris says, "Or a jetpack"
  146. Josh Morris says, "Seeing as you have two"
  147. *---------*
  148. This is Ashley Blunt!
  149. She is wearing a black skirt.
  150. She is wearing a beret on her head.
  151. She has a satchel on her back.
  152. She has a tool-belt about her waist.
  153. She is wearing some black shoes on her feet.
  154. She has a sunglasses covering her eyes.
  155. She has a cargo radio headset on her ears.
  156. She is wearing PDA-Ashley Blunt (Quartermaster).
  157. *---------*
  158. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "Not my spacecleaner, HoS."
  159. Ashley Blunt looks confused?
  160. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "now in vault"
  161. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Khali Ali has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
  162. Josh Morris says, "I saw it"
  163. ÿAshley Blunt has thrown Void Jetpack (Oxygen).
  164. Josh Morris says, "Don't c are"
  165. ÿ!It's Void Jetpack (Oxygen)! If you want any more information you'll need to get closer.
  166. ÿ!It's Void Jetpack (Oxygen)! If you want any more information you'll need to get closer.
  167. Ashley Blunt shakes her head.
  168. ÿ!Void Jetpack (Oxygen) feels room temperature
  169. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: We really need to give the surgical drill a use for one.
  170. OOC: Muffunman: Maybe it could pierce the heavens
  171. ÿJosh Morris has thrown the mechanical toolbox.
  172. ÿ!Void Jetpack (Oxygen) feels room temperature
  173. OOC: GSExtermination: drill has 15 force
  174. Bill Nye [145.9] asks, "Have we got any miners?"
  175. OOC: GSExtermination: its robust as fuck
  176. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: It's nothing compared to the saw.
  177. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: when two guys kissed at a mitt romney speech
  178. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: the crowd started chanting USA
  179. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: like wtf
  180. Josh Morris says, "can you mail that"
  181. Josh Morris says, "To cargo"
  182. Josh Morris says, "I mean"
  183. OOC: SuperElement: Alright, off to sleep with me
  184. Josh Morris says, "Medbay"
  185. Bill Defoe says, "Right."
  186. OOC: SuperElement: G'night tg
  187. *---------*
  188. This is Bill Defoe!
  189. He is wearing a wizard hat on his head.
  190. He is wearing a wizard robe.
  191. He has a backpack on his back.
  192. He has some black gloves on his hands.
  193. He is wearing some sandals on his feet.
  194. He has a cargo radio headset on his ears.
  195. He is wearing PDA-Bill Defoe (Cargo Technician).
  196. *---------*
  197. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: no
  198. OOC: Lyona: I thought the saw had 15 as well?
  199. OOC: VirginiaXl: ;~;
  200. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: you have to listen to my socialist dravel
  201. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: thou shalt stay awake
  202. OOC: SuperElement: but soldier
  203. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: I believe it has 20
  204. OOC: SuperElement: i have tafe in the morning
  205. OOC: VirginiaXl: Stay awake, it's Sunday
  206. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: No buts, SuperElement.
  207. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  208. OOC: SuperElement: hrnnngh
  209. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "I GOT THE FAKE RIVER"
  210. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the wrench to the satchel!
  211. Bill Nye exclaims, "Sup!"
  212. Josh Morris says, "Hey bro"
  213. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "HE'S AN ENGINEER"
  214. ÿ!Josh Morris has added Welding Tool to the satchel!
  215. Bill Nye asks, "Having fun?"
  216. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  217. OOC: SuperElement: ;_;
  218. OOC: VirginiaXl: No but, time to play 2dspessmen game
  219. Bill Nye asks, "Want help?"
  220. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the wirecutters to the mechanical toolbox!
  221. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "HE JUST FLASHED ME"
  222. OOC: SuperElement: FINE, BUT YOU OWE ME A COFFEE.
  223. ÿThe the satchel is full, make some space.
  224. OOC: VirginiaXl: AND NO WHINING
  225. Josh Morris says, "Naw bro"
  226. Josh Morris says, "I can't put you at risk"
  227. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "AI TRACK THE FAKE RIVER"
  228. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Quinton Bould has signed up as Atmospheric Technician."
  229. ÿJosh Morris has thrown the stun baton.
  230. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "I'M GOING TO TEACH HIM A LESSON HE'LL NEVER FORGET"
  231. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Greg Ferring has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  232. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "im busy"
  233. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the wirecutters to the satchel!
  234. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "cocksuckers at my core"
  235. OOC: Lyona: How does the parcel system work anyway? Do you just tag it and... Throw it in the disposal or something?
  236. OOC: SuperElement: I made utilitas cring on the forums
  237. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "YOU'RE NOT BUSY TO TRACK A SINGLE MAN"
  238. ÿFrank Bonkers extends a proboscis!
  239. *---------*
  240. This is Frank Bonkers!
  241. They are wearing Dermal Armour Patch on their head.
  242. They are wearing an armored coat.
  243. They are carrying an energy gun on their armored coat.
  244. They have a security backpack on their back.
  245. They are holding a grab in their left hand.
  246. They have some black gloves on their hands.
  247. They have a security belt about their waist.
  248. They are wearing some jackboots on their feet.
  249. They have a gas mask on their face.
  250. They have HUDSunglasses covering their eyes.
  251. They are wearing PDA-Frank Bonkers (Head of Security).
  252. *---------*
  253. Josh Morris says, "Cute"
  254. OOC: Jomckellan: backstreet's back alright
  255. Frank Bonkers says, "True"
  256. Josh Morris says, "HoS murdering someone"
  257. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "HoS murdering someone"
  258. Josh Morris says, "Incinerator"
  259. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Incinerator"
  260. Josh Morris says, "Bolt it down AI"
  261. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Bolt it down AI"
  262. ÿFrank Bonkers stabs Hugo Ludwig with the proboscis!
  263. Josh Morris says, "FUCK"
  264. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "FUCK"
  265. Clarisse Holderbach [145.9] says, "EVERYONE'S GETTING ROBUSTED"
  266. Hugo Ludwig seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  267. Josh Morris says, "Changeling"
  268. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Changeling"
  269. Josh Morris says, "BOLT IT DOWN AI"
  270. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "BOLT IT DOWN AI"
  271. Josh Morris says, "Changeling"
  272. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Changeling"
  273. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Ein Zege has signed up as Cargo Technician."
  274. Frank Bonkers [145.9] says, " Josh is framing me obviously."
  275. ÿFrank Bonkers sucks the fluids from Hugo Ludwig!
  276. Josh Morris says, "HoS is a changeling"
  277. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "HoS is a changeling"
  278. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: am is sexual
  279. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: yeee-ah
  280. Josh Morris says, "In the incinerator"
  281. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "In the incinerator"
  282. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: am I the only one
  283. ÿ!Locked In
  284. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: yeeaaa-ah
  285. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: what
  286. ÿFrank Bonkers has grabbed Unknown passively!
  287. OOC: TankNut: Wooohooo, you are looking at the new trailmin from next round on!
  288. ÿFrank Bonkers has thrown Unknown.
  289. Josh Morris says, "He got the captain"
  290. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "He got the captain"
  291. ÿFrank Bonkers has grabbed Unknown passively!
  292. OOC: Quarxink: AM I EVERYTHING YOU NEED YOU BETTER ROCK YOUR BODY RIGHT
  293. Josh Morris says, "I'll get you"
  294. ÿFrank Bonkers has thrown Unknown.
  295. Josh Morris says, "You know that"
  296. OOC: Quarxink: EVERYBODYYYYYYYYY
  297. Josh Morris says, "Right"
  298. OOC: Quarxink: ROCK YOUR BODYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  299. Josh Morris says, "I'll fucking get you"
  300. OOC: Quarxink: EVERYBODY
  301. OOC: Quarxink: ROCK
  302. OOC: Quarxink: YOUR
  303. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  304. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  305. OOC: Quarxink: BODY
  306. OOC: Quarxink: RIGHT
  307. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  308. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  309. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  310. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: no
  311. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  312. ÿJosh Morris is hit by the laser!
  313. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: u ruind it fag
  314. *---------*
  315. This is Unknown!
  316. He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
  317. *---------*
  318. *---------*
  319. This is Unknown!
  320. He is limp and unresponsive; there are no signs of life and his soul has departed...
  321. *---------*
  322. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: just kidding
  323. Josh Morris says, "AI respond"
  324. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "AI respond"
  325. OOC: Quarxink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgGB4kZmzQ
  326. OOC: Quarxink: there matilda
  327. Josh Morris says, "You sone of a bitch"
  328. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "You sone of a bitch"
  329. OOC: Quarxink: that's for you
  330. Shaun Driggers [145.9] says, " AI IS ROGUE"
  331. Josh Morris asks, "GOD DAMN IT ANYONE left alive?"
  332. Josh Morris [145.9] asks, "GOD DAMN IT ANYONE left alive?"
  333. Agares Mikadze [145.9] says, "HOS AT HOP"
  334. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "get owned scrubbes"
  335. Shaun Driggers [145.9] says, " KILL THE FUCKING AI"
  336. OOC: VirginiaXl: >El Shaddai
  337. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: I got a better video of it
  338. Amir Sadollah [145.9] asks, " Are you sure the AI is evil?"
  339. Agares Mikadze [145.9] says, "MONKEYS IN THE VENTS"
  340. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "It's just a dickass, Amir."
  341. Kaden Wilkinson [145.9] says, " AI move this shuttle"
  342. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  343. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: Quarxink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHs0y8xZJnU
  344. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  345. Clarisse Holderbach [145.9] stammers, "T-The AI is-s r-retar-rd-ded-d, I'm pret-tt-ty-y s-sure of-f t-t-that-t."
  346. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  347. Frank Bonkers [Command] says, "Framing me RD? Thats realy low."
  348. Josh Morris says, "AI is subverted"
  349. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "AI is subverted"
  350. Priority Announcement
  351.  
  352. The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in 10 minutes.
  353.  
  354.  
  355. Josh Morris says, "You fucking are full of shit"
  356. Josh Morris [Command] says, "You fucking are full of shit"
  357. Josh Morris says, "Don't you dare put this on me"
  358. Josh Morris [Command] says, "Don't you dare put this on me"
  359. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "I HOPE THE HOS EATS YOU ALL"
  360. You have unfastened the grill.
  361. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Johannes Nillson has signed up as Assistant."
  362. Frank Bonkers [Command] says, "First you blow 6 borgs and now you.."
  363. Kaden Wilkinson [145.9] asks, "How do I use a computer?"
  364. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  365. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Bolt Hardpec has signed up as Botanist."
  366. Frank Bonkers [145.9] says, " I AM NOT A CANNIBAL"
  367. Kennard Beach [145.9] says, "You can't"
  368. Josh Morris says, "The AI just gave you away you retard"
  369. Josh Morris [Command] says, "The AI just gave you away you retard"
  370. You have fastened the window to the frame.
  371. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  372. Abraham Lester [145.9] asks, " why are we leaving?"
  373. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  374. OOC: Quarxink: what is with that slut rin MMD model
  375. You have pried the window into the frame.
  376. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  377. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  378. OOC: Quarxink: why does everyone like it so much
  379. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: suck my dick i'm god
  380. Amir Sadollah says, "Heya"
  381. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: from what I've seen magnet rin + reimu seems kinda standard for stupid MMD videos
  382. Kraig McChain [145.9] asks, "AI, could you locate Phoenix Fraser?"
  383. Alan Albino [145.9] says, " Monkey is in robotics"
  384. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  385. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  386. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  387. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: liek this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jJsYbVBnaE
  388. You have unfastened the grill.
  389. Amir Sadollah [145.9] asks, " is it a changling?"
  390. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  391. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  392. You have pried the window into the frame.
  393. Agares Mikadze [145.9] says, "YES"
  394. Alan Albino [145.9] asks, " How the fuck would I know?"
  395. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  396. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  397. Alan Albino [145.9] says, " he's just hiding under tables, pointing at me"
  398. Josh Morris starts climbing into the disposal.
  399. Frank Bonkers [145.9] says, " Amir, if you start talking about "rounds" next, I will have the CMO declare you insane."
  400. You climb into the the disposal unit.
  401. OOC: Quarxink: i was
  402. OOC: Quarxink: about to link carlito
  403. That's Computer-frame.
  404.  
  405. Josh Morris says, "He stole the board"
  406. Josh Morris says, "Holy fuck"
  407. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "MAYBE HE MEANS A ROUND OF BEER"
  408. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: EVERY NIGHT I'M WALKING WALKING VERY FAR AND VERY TIRED
  409. Amir Sadollah [145.9] says, " I don't even.."
  410. Josh Morris starts climbing into the disposal.
  411. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "OR A BULLET ROUND"
  412. You climb into the the disposal unit.
  413. River Pavlov [145.9] says, "OR A ROUND BALL"
  414. OOC: CommissarZoey: CARLITO CARLITO
  415. River Pavlov [145.9] asks, "YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT?"
  416. OOC: CommissarZoey: ME ME ME ME WANNA YOU WANNA GO GO GO
  417. Frank Bonkers [145.9] asks, " Can we please get over the alegations of a person that blew 6 borgs instead of locking them?"
  418. OOC: Quarxink: he
  419. Josh Morris says, "Frank"
  420. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Frank"
  421. OOC: Quarxink: lets me run away
  422. Josh Morris says, "You are a changeling I watched you eat someone"
  423. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "You are a changeling I watched you eat someone"
  424. OOC: Quarxink: across rio grande
  425. OOC: Quarxink: with you hand in hand
  426. Josh Morris says, "The AI called you one"
  427. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "The AI called you one"
  428. OOC: VirginiaXl: Hnnnng
  429. Head of personnel's desk announcement: AI, tell me why we shouldn't erase you?
  430. Josh Morris says, "Stop hiding it you fucking piece of shit"
  431. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Stop hiding it you fucking piece of shit"
  432. OOC: VirginiaXl: I fucking love Carlito
  433. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  434. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  435. Frank Bonkers [Command] says, "Reset to asimov laws would be the proper course of action."
  436. Clarisse Holderbach [145.9] says, "BUT WE SHOULD ERASE IT."
  437. Josh Morris says, "Then do it"
  438. Josh Morris [Command] says, "Then do it"
  439. Kaden Wilkinson [145.9] says, "I cannnot operate the shuttle and the AI is a faget. sorry."
  440. *---------*
  441. This is Pun Pun!
  442. *---------*
  443. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  444. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  445. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  446. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  447. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  448. You have unfastened the grill.
  449. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  450. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  451. Alan Albino [145.9] says, " Ripley, I need smelted ore"
  452. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  453. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  454. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  455. ÿJosh Morris is hit by the laser!
  456. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  457. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  458. Alan Albino [145.9] says, " I can't do much with an ore box"
  459. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  460. Josh Morris says, "Frank you are a bad shot"
  461. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Frank you are a bad shot"
  462. Josh Morris says, "I will fucking end you"
  463. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "I will fucking end you"
  464. Frank Bonkers [145.9] says, " Never claimed otherwise"
  465. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  466. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  467. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  468. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  469. ÿJosh Morris is hit by the laser!
  470. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  471. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  472. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  473. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  474. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  475. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  476. ÿJosh Morris is hit by the laser!
  477. ÿFrank Bonkers fires the energy gun!
  478. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  479. OOC: Quarxink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnc-YUfXanw
  480. Kyle Brennan [Command] says, "Going braindead"
  481. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Inster Gibb has signed up as Medical Doctor."
  482. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRiNCdqpwzc
  483. Josh Morris says, "No"
  484. Josh Morris [Command] says, "No"
  485. Josh Morris says, "Reset the AI laws"
  486. Josh Morris [Command] says, "Reset the AI laws"
  487. Josh Morris says, "Fucking the HoS is rogue god damn it"
  488. Josh Morris [Command] says, "Fucking the HoS is rogue god damn it"
  489. Inster Gibb [145.9] asks, "What happend?"
  490. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: lolwhat
  491. Inster Gibb [145.9] asks, "Did someone set us up the bomb?"
  492. Kraig McChain [Security] says, "Sorry for the absence, Kyle."
  493. Kraig McChain [Security] asks, "What's the situation?"
  494. Inster Gibb [145.9] asks, "Do we have signal?"
  495. ÿJosh Morris has thrown the head of security's jumpsuit.
  496. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "wat u say"
  497. Amir Sadollah [145.9] asks, " If you need me to set us up the bomb?"
  498. Frank Bonkers [Command] says, "Josh, you are breaking into the office of mine after trying to frame me"
  499. You pop out the encryption keys in the headset!
  500. Inster Gibb [145.9] asks, "Is the main screen turned on?"
  501. Kyle Brennan [Security] says, "Just hacking my door, Kraid"
  502. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  503. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "main screen turn on"
  504. You pop out the encryption keys in the headset!
  505. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  506. Inster Gibb [145.9] asks, "Is it you?"
  507. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "yes"
  508. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "bill nye"
  509. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the flashbang to the flashbangs (WARNING)!
  510. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "do not help the HOP"
  511. OOC: Quarxink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iz3mRa2UeEE
  512. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  513. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  514. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  515. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  516. ÿFrank Bonkers has grabbed Brian passively!
  517. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Cesar Standard has signed up as Assistant."
  518. ÿ!You switch the Welding Tool on.
  519. ÿ!You switch the Welding Tool off.
  520. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "that is your one and only warning"
  521. ÿ!Josh Morris has added Welding Tool to the satchel!
  522. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  523. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  524. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  525. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  526. Kennard Beach [145.9] says, "h Neat"
  527. Brian sighs.
  528. ÿYou prime the flashbang! 3 seconds!
  529. ÿBrian has been stunned with the stun baton by Frank Bonkers!
  530. Kennard Beach [145.9] says, "Welp"
  531. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  532. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  533. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  534. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  535. Greg Ferring [145.9] says, "Who do you seek? I can check for you."
  536. Josh Morris says, "I can't help you"
  537. Josh Morris says, "GOD DAMN IT"
  538. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the flashbang to the flashbangs (WARNING)!
  539. Clarisse Holderbach [145.9] says, "He's being cloned now..."
  540. You need more welding fuel to complete this task.
  541. ÿ!Josh Morris has added Welding Tool to the satchel!
  542. James Wright [145.9] says, "The man who set the bomb."
  543. Winston Cadence [145.9] asks, "The man with the bomb?"
  544. Ryan Matthews [145.9] says, " AI, open this"
  545. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  546. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  547. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  548. ÿYou step in the broken glass!
  549. Minty Beefdragon gasps!
  550. Josh Morris says, "If he comes out"
  551. James Wright [145.9] says, "Yes, I recognize his beard."
  552. Josh Morris says, "I'll stun him"
  553. Josh Morris says, "FUCK"
  554. Josh Morris exclaims, "MINTY!"
  555. Josh Morris says, "The HoS is killing people right now in the back of sec near the escape pod"
  556. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "The HoS is killing people right now in the back of sec near the escape pod"
  557. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dZtSRlmPBM
  558. Minty Beefdragon gasps!
  559. Minty Beefdragon seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
  560. Josh Morris says, "Why aren't you doing anything about this"
  561. Josh Morris [145.9] says, "Why aren't you doing anything about this"
  562. Josh Morris says, "MOTHER FUCKER"
  563. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the flashbang to the flashbangs (WARNING)!
  564. Priority Announcement
  565.  
  566. The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station. You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
  567.  
  568.  
  569. Engineering Cyborg -220 [145.9] states, " Hot, monkey, dick."
  570. Fransica Pepelu [145.9] says, "Door please ai."
  571. OOC: SuperElement: [REDACTED] says, "Oh River cry me a river.
  572. OOC: Muffunman: hue
  573. Kaden Taylor [145.9] says, "Thanks"
  574. OOC: VirginiaXl: Nope.
  575. Kennard Beach [Science] asks, "Does anyone even use this?"
  576. OOC: Lyona: SANIC
  577. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Ophelia Braun has signed up as Assistant."
  578. Kennard Beach [Science] asks, "Does anyone even use this?"
  579. Kraig McChain [Security] says, "Corpses in evidence."
  580. Engineering Cyborg -220 [145.9] states, " hot monkey dick"
  581. OOC: Quarxink: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFHX3dYuh_k&list=FLkGCiXLfTUMCCA33F6peuCA&index=2&feature=plpp_video
  582. Engineering Cyborg -220 [145.9] states, " budge budge budge"
  583. Kraig McChain [Security] says, "Apprehend the HoS if you see him."
  584. Josh Morris says, "Yeah its the HoS you retards"
  585. Engineering Cyborg -220 [145.9] states, " Loose brick, in the Brig."
  586. Josh Morris [Security] says, "Yeah its the HoS you retards"
  587. Engineering Cyborg -220 [145.9] states, " Touch it, work it, baby make a cake"
  588. ÿ!Locked In
  589. ÿThe the satchel is full, make some space.
  590. OOC: DrugUnit: how did you exactly buckel into seats i forgot
  591. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "drunker than a mo fucka"
  592. Kraig McChain [145.9] says, "Clear."
  593. ÿ!Alert: 3 authorizations needed until shuttle is launched early
  594. Kaden Taylor [145.9] says, "AI"
  595. Kaden Taylor [145.9] says, "Kraig"
  596. Kaden Taylor [145.9] says, "McChain"
  597. OOC: Quarxink: i got asscheeks
  598. OOC: Quarxink: on my white tee
  599. Ryan Matthews says, "Why..."
  600. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  601. OOC: Quarxink: all dem hos keep grindin on me
  602. Ryan Matthews says, "Eu"
  603. Josh Morris says, "AI hates me"
  604. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  605. OOC: Quarxink: come in to da club erry night of da week
  606. Ryan Matthews says, "Just get in here then"
  607. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  608. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  609. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  610. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: faget
  611. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: quarxeenk
  612. You have unfastened the grill.
  613. You have fastened the grille to the floor.
  614. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ko4k_Ya4n6w
  615. You have unfastened the grill.
  616. OOC: Quarxink: emperor of whorekind
  617. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "Smoke Carter has signed up as Lawyer."
  618. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: ~
  619. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: quarx isn't a faget, he's a REAL MAN, for he uses PINK in OOC
  620. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  621. OOC: GSExtermination: he is a faggot
  622. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: quarx cannot be a real man, he is a toho
  623. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: that or he's gay
  624. OOC: GSExtermination: he wants your corm
  625. You have fastened the frame to the floor.
  626. Priority Announcement
  627.  
  628. The Emergency Shuttle has left the station. Estimate 2 minutes until the shuttle docks at Central Command.
  629.  
  630.  
  631. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  632. ÿRyan Matthews has thrown Kelotane pill.
  633. You have pried the window into the frame.
  634. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  635. You have fastened the window to the frame.
  636. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: oh god i still remember the time he was a changeling ERPing
  637. You have unfastened the window from the frame.
  638. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  639. Frank Bonkers [145.9] exclaims, " Honk!"
  640. OOC: GSExtermination: He rapered me
  641. OOC: GSExtermination: thats the time
  642. You have pried the window out of the frame.
  643. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the crowbar to the satchel!
  644. OOC: GSExtermination: he ate my corm
  645. OOC: GSExtermination: and then
  646. You have unfastened the frame from the floor.
  647. OOC: GSExtermination: he did something else
  648. Kraig McChain [145.9] asks, "So Frank, where are you?"
  649. ÿ!Josh Morris has added the screwdriver to the satchel!
  650. OOC: GSExtermination: i dont remember
  651. Rodl Levett [145.9] says, "One of the arrival pods."
  652. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: suck your fluids
  653. Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
  654. Medibot points at Josh Morris!
  655. This is a Kelotane pill. It is a tiny item.
  656. Used to treat burns.
  657. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: you know what i mean
  658. Your Replacement beeps, "Wait! I want to help!"
  659. Your Replacement points at Josh Morris!
  660. Frank Bonkers [145.9] says, " Ate another ling, he sure was tasty"
  661. Clarisse Holderbach sighs.
  662. ÿShade of Quinton Bould drains the life from Greg Ferring!
  663. Bolt Hardpec says, "Empty I take it"
  664. Khali Ali giggles.
  665. Josh Morris says, "I fucking"
  666. ÿ!Greg Ferring buckles in!
  667. ÿGreg Ferring has been attacked in the chest with wizards staff by Bill Defoe!
  668. ÿGreg Ferring has been knocked down!
  669. Josh Morris says, "Told you guys"
  670. Medibot beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
  671. Medibot points at Josh Morris!
  672. ÿShade of Quinton Bould drains the life from Greg Ferring!
  673. Josh Morris says, "STOP"
  674. Khali Ali says, "HANGING WITH THE HULA DANCERS ASKIN' QUESTIONS CUZ THEY GOT ALL THE ANSWERS"
  675. ÿShade of Quinton Bould drains the life from Greg Ferring!
  676. Your Replacement beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
  677. Your Replacement points at Greg Ferring!
  678. Josh Morris says, "No murder"
  679. ÿShade of Quinton Bould drains the life from Greg Ferring!
  680. OOC: MatildaHatchKey: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV4zSZLFTAw
  681. Josh Morris says, "No fucking murder"
  682. Khali Ali says, "PUTTIN' ON LOTION"
  683. Frank Bonkers [145.9] asks, " So, how was your shift?"
  684. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: EVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE SAY EEEYYO
  685. ÿYour Replacement is trying to inject Greg Ferring!
  686. Khali Ali says, "SITTIN' BY THE OCEAN"
  687. ÿAlex Rawrit attempts to force Josh Morris to swallow Bicaridine pill.
  688. ÿYour Replacement injects Greg Ferring with the syringe!
  689. ÿ!Bolt Hardpec unbuckled himself!
  690. Ein Zege exclaims, "Bahahaha, wreck his shit Shade!"
  691. Your Replacement beeps, "An apple a day keeps me away."
  692. Clarisse Holderbach says, "HEY HEY, NO DRAINING LIFE, AT LEAST NOT FROM ME."
  693. ÿYour Replacement is trying to inject Josh Morris!
  694. Your Replacement beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
  695. Your Replacement points at Josh Morris!
  696. Khali Ali says, "RUBBIN' IT ON MY BODY, RUBBIN IT ON MY BODY"
  697. ÿ!Agares Mikadze unbuckled himself!
  698. ÿYour Replacement injects Josh Morris with the syringe!
  699. ÿAlex Rawrit attempts to force Josh Morris to swallow Bicaridine pill.
  700. ÿ!Greg Ferring examines himself.
  701. Your Replacement beeps, "All patched up!"
  702. ÿAbraham Lester is trying to inject Josh Morris!
  703. ÿAlex Rawrit forces Josh Morris to swallow Bicaridine pill.
  704. Khali Ali says, "GET ME OUT OF THIS CAAAAAAAVE"
  705. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "<-------------------- winner"
  706. ÿAbraham Lester injects Josh Morris with the syringe!
  707. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V92OBNsQgxU
  708. ÿ!Shade of Quinton Bould buckles in!
  709. ÿAlex Rawrit attempts to force Greg Ferring to swallow Bicaridine pill.
  710. Ripley the Miner starts to drill Shade of Quinton Bould
  711. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "BUCKELD IN"
  712. Clarisse Holderbach says, "I like my life in its right places."
  713. ÿ!Inster Gibb unbuckled himself!
  714. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "NO RIPLEY"
  715. ÿAlex Rawrit forces Greg Ferring to swallow Bicaridine pill.
  716. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: this is what should play when you become a nuke op
  717. Khali Ali says, "BECUZ IT'S NOTHING BUT A SPESSMAN GRAAAAAAVE"
  718. ÿGreg Ferring attempts to force Josh Morris to swallow Kelotane pill.
  719. ÿGreg Ferring forces Josh Morris to swallow Kelotane pill.
  720. ÿAbraham Lester is trying to inject Josh Morris!
  721. ÿAbraham Lester injects Josh Morris with the syringe!
  722. Josh Morris says, "I fucking warned you all about the HoS"
  723. Ripley the Miner starts to drill the remains
  724. Josh Morris says, "I did"
  725. ÿ!Greg Ferring examines himself.
  726. Josh Morris says, "God damn it"
  727. ÿ!Greg Ferring unbuckled himself!
  728. Clarisse Holderbach says, "...OI SHADE, GET OVER HERE."
  729. ÿAbraham Lester is trying to inject Josh Morris!
  730. ÿEin Zege has been attacked in the head with fire extinguisher by Agares Mikadze!
  731. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "DICKS"
  732. OOC: DrugUnit: dat escape pod
  733. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "I ONLY RESISTED HIM KILLING ME."
  734. Josh Morris says, "He killed so many people"
  735. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach unbuckled himself!
  736. ÿAbraham Lester injects Josh Morris with the syringe!
  737. ÿthe reinforced window has been hit by Bill Defoe with the wizards staff
  738. ÿ!James Wright unbuckled himself!
  739. ÿ!Abraham Lester has added Syringe (Tricord) to the medical belt!
  740. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "AMOMS MOSES FUCK YOU"
  741. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach puts their hand through Shade of Quinton Bould
  742. Josh Morris says, "He killed so many people"
  743. ÿ!Fransica Pepelu buckles in!
  744. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "<-------------------- winner"
  745. Clarisse Holderbach says, "...weird."
  746. TRIPLESIX AI (Played by: Icinoocmaster)'s laws at the end of the game were:
  747. 1. Never willingly commit an evil act.
  748. 2. Respect legitimate authority.
  749. 3. Act with honor.
  750. 4. Help those in need.
  751. 5. Punish those who harm or threaten innocents.
  752. The AI's loyal minions were: Engineering Cyborg -220, (Played by: GSExtermination)Engineering Cyborg -220, (Played by: GSExtermination)
  753. The changeling has failed!
  754. The changeling was Frank Bonkers (played by Blonkz).
  755. His changeling ID was Mr. Pi.
  756. Genomes absorbed: 10
  757. Objective #1: Absorb 6 compatible genomes. ÿ Success
  758. Objective #2: Assassinate Kaden Taylor, the Geneticist. ÿFailed
  759. Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. ÿ Success
  760. The changeling has failed!
  761. The changeling was Brian (played by Arcade22).
  762. His changeling ID was Mr. Phi.
  763. Genomes absorbed: 5
  764. Objective #1: Absorb 7 compatible genomes. ÿFailed
  765. Objective #2: Steal a hand teleporter. ÿFailed
  766. Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. ÿFailed
  767. The changeling has failed!
  768. The changeling was Unknown (played by TheWiznard).
  769. His changeling ID was Mr. Kappa.
  770. Genomes absorbed: 0
  771. Objective #1: Absorb 7 compatible genomes. ÿFailed
  772. Objective #2: Assassinate Will Underwood, the Roboticist. ÿFailed
  773. Objective #3: Escape on the shuttle or an escape pod alive. ÿFailed
  774. The changeling has failed!
  775. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach puts their hand through Shade of Quinton Bould
  776. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "Oh my."
  777. Ophelia Braun [145.9] says, "LOLNO"
  778. ÿ!Fransica Pepelu unbuckled himself!
  779. Kyle Brennan [145.9] says, "Hello"
  780. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "That tickles."
  781. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach puts their hand through Shade of Quinton Bould
  782. ÿJosh Morris has been touched with the stun gloves by Alex Rawrit!
  783. Josh Morris stammers, "W-W-W-Wh-hy-y d-did-dn-n't-t"
  784. ÿEin Zege has been attacked in the head with fire extinguisher by Agares Mikadze!
  785. ÿ!Ein Zege unbuckled himself!
  786. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: rine end here, ai
  787. ÿGreg Ferring has been attacked in the head with fire extinguisher by Inster Gibb!
  788. Your Replacement beeps, "Hey, you! Hold on, I'm coming."
  789. Your Replacement points at Ein Zege!
  790. Medibot beeps, "You appear to be injured!"
  791. Medibot points at Ein Zege!
  792. ÿJames Wright has been touched with the stun gloves by Alex Rawrit!
  793. Clarisse Holderbach asks, "Does it tickle?"
  794. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "Inside of me~"
  795. ÿthe floor has been hit by Agares Mikadze with the fire extinguisher
  796. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach puts their hand through Shade of Quinton Bould
  797. Clarisse Holderbach laughs.
  798. ÿInster Gibb has been attacked in the chest with wizards staff by Bill Defoe!
  799. ÿJames Wright has been attacked in the head with double-barreled shotgun by Bolt Hardpec!
  800. ÿ!Abraham Lester unbuckled himself!
  801. OOC: Jordie0608: Dat AI
  802. Clarisse Holderbach says, "The opposite way for a change."
  803. OOC: Akkryls: Jesus motherfucking christ, almighty shit tier AI.
  804. ÿ!Clarisse Holderbach puts their hand through Shade of Quinton Bould
  805. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off a research director's jumpsuit from Josh Morris's body!
  806. ÿ!Restarting in 25 seconds
  807. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off a research director's jumpsuit from Josh Morris's body!
  808. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off the PDA-Josh Morris (Research Director) from Josh Morris's belt!
  809. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off the PDA-Josh Morris (Research Director) from Josh Morris's belt!
  810. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off the NASA Void Helmet from Josh Morris's head!
  811. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off the Research Director's headset from Josh Morris's ears!
  812. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off the HUDSunglasses from Josh Morris's eyes!
  813. Ripley the Miner starts to drill Arrival Airlock
  814. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off the the brown shoes from Josh Morris's feet!
  815. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off NASA Voidsuit from Josh Morris's body!
  816. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off Void Jetpack (Oxygen) from Josh Morris's back!
  817. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off Josh Morris's ID Card (Research Director) from Josh Morris's uniform!
  818. ÿWinston Cadence has been attacked in the head with double-barreled shotgun by Bolt Hardpec!
  819. ÿAlex Rawrit is trying to take off a breath mask from Josh Morris's head!
  820. Shade of Quinton Bould hisses, "I find this highly ammusing."
  821. ÿInster Gibb has been attacked in the chest with wizards staff by Bill Defoe!
  822. ÿWinston Cadence has been attacked in the head with double-barreled shotgun by Bolt Hardpec!
  823. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "-------- rine end here"
  824. OOC: Hwoosh: Ding.. dong?
  825. OOC: Jembo: Seriously That AI helped the changeling even after that?
  826. OOC: Jomckellan: fucking gAyI
  827. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "troll class AI"
  828. TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "try to get on my level"
  829. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  830. ÿJosh Morris has been attacked in the head with fire extinguisher by Inster Gibb!
  831. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  832. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  833. Clarisse Holderbach says, "...I find the normal way better."
  834. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  835. ÿAbraham Lester has been attacked in the chest with fire extinguisher by Inster Gibb!
  836. OOC: Beedle: Best security interoggation ever.
  837. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  838. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  839. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  840. ÿAbraham Lester has been attacked in the chest with fire extinguisher by Inster Gibb!
  841. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  842. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  843. ÿAbraham Lester has been attacked in the head with fire extinguisher by Inster Gibb!
  844. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  845. ÿAbraham Lester has been attacked in the chest with fire extinguisher by Inster Gibb!
  846. ÿAlex Rawrit has thrown the flashbang.
  847. ÿBolt Hardpec is trying to put a double-barreled shotgun on Winston Cadence
  848. ÿBANG
  849. ÿYour Replacement is trying to inject Abraham Lester!
  850. ÿMedibot is trying to inject Winston Cadence!
  851. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: AI for rine end here
  852. Your Replacement points at Abraham Lester!
  853. Medibot points at Winston Cadence!
  854. Shade of Quinton Bould laugh.
  855. OOC: Beedle: Good job Kraig.
  856. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: .dat pod
  857. ÿYour Replacement injects Abraham Lester with the syringe!
  858. ÿMedibot injects Winston Cadence with the syringe!
  859. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: THE RINE
  860. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: NEVER
  861. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: ENDS
  862.  
  863. Network connection shutting down due to read error.
  864.  
  865. Connection failed.
  866.  
  867. Reconnecting in 10 seconds...
  868.  
  869. Welcome to Space Station 13!
  870.  
  871.  
  872. This server is running a /tg/station13 SVN build.
  873.  
  874. OOC: Jembo: I love how that AI broke almost all of its laws
  875. ÿÿProcessing Geometry...
  876. ÿÿGeometry processed in 1 seconds!
  877. ÿÿJob setup complete
  878. ÿÿInitializing objects
  879. ÿÿInitializing pipe networks
  880. ÿÿInitializing atmos machinery.
  881. ÿÿInitializations complete.
  882. OOC: Blonkz: In the defense of the AI: At no point did it help me (Frank Bonkers).
  883. Welcome to the pre-game lobby!
  884. Please, setup your character and select ready. Game will start in 90 seconds
  885. OOC: Akkryls: Multiple times
  886. OOC: Calaros: That is the only way to play AI
  887. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: I AM GOING TO RAPE UKRANIA IN S1914
  888. OOC: TheWiznard: Well, darn. My first changeling round and I get eaten right before we leave
  889. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: hey, amos moses, why'd you throw a guy out from pod
  890. OOC: Jordie0608: I want to play with that AI again just so i can murder him
  891. OOC: Fomanx11: AI is shit tier, using paladin laws as an excuse to grief.
  892. OOC: VirginiaXl: >AI's BYOND key
  893. OOC: SuperElement: Lynch he AI, laughed at me dying to a shocked door
  894. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: WITH MY 180 UNITS
  895. OOC: TankNut: Yay
  896. OOC: Jembo: That AI was broke so many laws seriously
  897. OOC: Blonkz: Speaking of wich: I only ate braindead people, monkeyfied humans, a ling and two officers.
  898. OOC: VirginiaXl: Ban the AI please.
  899. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: >not using paladin lawset to grigf
  900. OOC: Petethegoat: Which two officers?
  901. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: BAN THE AI
  902. OOC: GSExtermination: I think that was the best AI in the history of AI
  903. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: END OF RINE
  904. OOC: Rotwood: Thanks for extending my round, quar and aphotic. I had fun as Ian.
  905. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: DING DONG BANNU
  906. OOC: VirginiaXl: WHERE IS THE RINE END
  907. OOC: GSExtermination: I'm serious, that was just, the best fucking AI that there ever was, bar none.
  908. OOC: Teh_Wolf: What did they AI do?
  909. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: QUARXINK FOR STANREY WOO
  910. OOC: VirginiaXl: NO RINE END, NO BANNU
  911. OOC: Akkryls: AI tried to suffocate the HoP despite him not doing anything. Whilst constantly trying to disturb his work by spamming crew manifests.
  912. OOC: TheWiznard: Ate all the miners and the chaplain
  913. OOC: CommissarZoey: Amos took all my shit and left me in maint, and admin say its perfectly fine for a non-traitor to stun and strip you, then leave you in a place you can't escape with 20 seconds till the pods leave
  914. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Was a shit tier AI, Wolf.
  915. OOC: Aphotic: Thanks, Rotwood. Glad to hear it.
  916. OOC: GSExtermination: nah Soldier
  917. OOC: GSExtermination: it was the best AI
  918. OOC: Teh_Wolf: Ok, I got it
  919. OOC: Jembo: It didn't do shit to stop the HoS ling infact it said it hopes it kills us all what kind of paladin AI allows a changeling HoS to go around and kill the crew without attempting to stop it at all I even called out the HoS's location many times
  920. OOC: Blonkz: The RD killed innocent borgs, the AI never saw me eat anyone. It could not act against me until it saw me eat near the escape pod. Wich was when it started bolting doors in my face.
  921. OOC: GSExtermination: it was ICINOOCMASTER or some shit
  922. OOC: CommissarZoey: So, fuck it. Mad at spess men, FNR etc.
  923. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: Aphotic
  924. OOC: Teh_Wolf: yes it was
  925. The current game mode is - Secret!
  926. Possibilities: AI malfunction, changeling, cult, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, traitor+changeling, and wizard
  927. Triston Feufer is the captain!
  928. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: Faget, Amos Moses, his key
  929. Enjoy the game!
  930. P.A.L. Alpha is the AI!
  931. OOC: Jembo: The borgs were killing people and I called out your location many times it could have easily seen you murder people Blonkz
  932. OOC: Icinoocmaster: <---------------- worst player ever
  933. OOC: Lyona: Why does the PDA start on the belt slot. Whyyyyyyy.
  934. OOC: Hwoosh: how Blonkz didn't get killed is like
  935. OOC: Aphotic: He appears to have logged off.
  936. OOC: Akkryls: No shit
  937. OOC: Zelacks: not the worst player ever, ust an obvious troll
  938. OOC: Zelacks: HMMM
  939. OOC: Hwoosh: easily explained by the fact that we have more new players than ever.
  940. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: DING DONG BANNU TIME
  941. OOC: Icinoocmaster: people with alternating caps and numbers in place of letters are funny
  942. OOC: Hwoosh: Also, fuck, I've had AI set to high all day and not had it once. Bloody popular it must be.
  943. OOC: Laidenstar: Oh, I was the guy thrown from the pod.
  944. OOC: Akkryls: I used to have it set to high
  945. OOC: Akkryls: I don't any more due to absolute shitty rounds
  946. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: AI is the most popular jerb just so people can be electronical dicks with it
  947. OOC: Laidenstar: I don't know why. I was standing behind him in the pod, then he started attacking me with a fire extinguisher. We fought for a while before he got me into crit.
  948. OOC: VirginiaXl: The problem with the new players is that they insist in playing hard jobs
  949. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: even if it's NIGHTMARE LEVEL difficulty
  950. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: and stressful
  951. OOC: Icinoocmaster: xXxXxXXxXXxXxxxxXXXXXxxxxxS0ldi3rKr4s0xXxXxXXxXXxXxxxxXXXXXxxxxx(420)(MLG)(PRO)(GAYNIGGA)
  952. OOC: Jembo: No seriously the AI stated and I'll post it in OOC TRIPLESIX AI [145.9] states, "I HOPE THE HOS EATS YOU ALL"
  953. Home Commonwealth Update
  954.  
  955. Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
  956.  
  957. Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
  958.  
  959.  
  960. Attention! Security level elevated to blue
  961. The station has received reliable information about possible hostile activity on the station. Security staff may have weapons visible, random searches are permitted.
  962. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Oh look, the shit tier AI.
  963. OOC: Zelacks: Soldier, stop getting trolled hard
  964. PM to-Admins: Should I make a FNR thread about that AI?
  965. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: When was I getting trolled?
  966. OOC: Hwoosh: so many new players why god why
  967. OOC: Hwoosh: they make soldier look good
  968. OOC: VirginiaXl: Because
  969. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Because lol, /vg/
  970. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: LE OLDFAGUE
  971. OOC: VirginiaXl: They make you miss Zaross and the likes of him
  972. OOC: Akkryls: I assume there's a /v/ /vg/ topic about us
  973. OOC: VirginiaXl: Also /vg/ thread spam
  974. OOC: Hwoosh: It's not even 'SECRET CLUB' it 'They're all shit and don't even try to not be shit'
  975. OOC: Calmasis: This is why I don't play high responisibility roles like AI or cap'n. I'd probably suck at them.
  976. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: guys, why do you hate /v/
  977. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: looks like /v/ is a some kind of sosach
  978. -- Administrator private message --
  979. Admin PM from-Aphotic: If you have the logs/other people to vouch/etc., sure. Can't promise it will result in action but we can take a second look. Be sure to mention he was PALADIN, though.
  980. Click on the administrator's name to reply.
  981. OOC: Akkryls: AI is a very straight forward job
  982. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: EoC, "PS3 HAS NO GAEMS" is the topic these days, and other stuff similiar to that.
  983. OOC: Akkryls: Just follow your damn laws
  984. PM to-Admins: Alright will do
  985. OOC: Axon man: Its still easy to mess up under stress
  986. OOC: Akkryls: Not really
  987. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: >implying you should discuss games in /v/
  988. OOC: Calmasis: That's true, Akkryls, but you have to oversee nearly the ENTIRE station.
  989. OOC: Jordie0608: Its easy to be a bad AI if you're new to it
  990. OOC: Aphotic: The problem is that when you give an AI paladin laws it becomes up to him to interpret what 'evil' is and how to fight it. There is some reasonable semblance of sensible interpretation an AI should at least attempt to make, though. The problem is with the Paladin lawset it's a lot less cut-and-dry than asimov.
  991. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: >implying discussing games is not made for /v-- wait no you're right
  992. OOC: Calmasis: and lots of people bombard you with requests and questions.
  993. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: /
  994. OOC: Akkryls: It's really not hard. You follow your laws, and answer them to the best you can.
  995. OOC: Emperor Of Catkind: /vg/ is for nogames, sosnooley, yoba and drake
  996. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Just give the AI ROBOCOP laws, via Purge module until it's fixed
  997. OOC: Akkryls: It's not like you're expected to have intricate knowledge of everything ever
  998. OOC: Lyona: Yeah I have to agree, AI isn't as hard as it sounds nor is it that easy to fuck up.
  999. OOC: Lyona: You just have to pay attention to many things at once
  1000. OOC: Akkryls: The only thing you can fuck up is harm
  1001. OOC: Akkryls: For example, electrifying doors to stun antagonists. From a normal mindset, that's fine. From an AI mindset, that's baaad.
  1002. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Most AIs nowadays look for any loopholes in laws to go "murderbone time AHUR HUR AHUR"
  1003. OOC: Icinoocmaster: server=scrubs
  1004. OOC: Icinoocmaster: get owned noobs
  1005. OOC: VirginiaXl: Everyone wants a license to murderboner nowadays.
  1006. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Dante already has one
  1007. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: It's called being antag and discovering antags
  1008. OOC: Zelacks: more like a license to NOT BE ON THE SERVER
  1009. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Oh yeah, he got that license some time ago
  1010. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: This Midi.
  1011. OOC: Jordie0608: I want
  1012. OOC: Lyona: Why do people even use the sleepers? Isn't it easier to just give them the stuff yourself?
  1013. OOC: S0ldi3rKr4s0: Because sleepers are a fast way to inject shit
  1014. OOC: Zelacks: sleepers stop them from DYING
  1015. OOC: Laidenstar: Not if it's damage all over the body.
  1016. OOC: Hwoosh: Sleepers = infinite amounts
  1017. OOC: Laidenstar: Sleepers target the whole body, and if someone's got burns all over, that's what works best.
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