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  1. Showderpers:
  2.  
  3. #apt-get: I HATE SHOWDERP
  4.  
  5.  
  6. %ArkWelder: clint aren't you a white supremacist how can [jynx] be your waifu
  7.  
  8.  
  9. [21:03:33] +backflippyironchef: no more shitposting
  10.  
  11. [18:00:45] #backflippyironchef: I just wanted a d
  12.  
  13.  
  14. [03:46:18] %BassWins: hugen pls ban blocko hes being meen to me..................
  15. [03:46:42] %Hugendugen: sure basswins
  16. [03:46:49] %BassWins: ty
  17. Blocko was banned from room showderp by Hugendugen.
  18.  
  19. BassWins: you should type /concede, it does something cool
  20. Chump Destruction forfeited.
  21.  
  22.  
  23. [16:54:37] %Bedschibaer: woah, tfw the doujin i wanked it to turned out to be gay shit. wow, fuck. i don't even
  24. [16:54:38] %Bedschibaer: wow
  25.  
  26. [21:34] %Bedschibaer: can guys lactate? i want to feed a baby
  27.  
  28. [17:08:18] @Bedschibaer: so, i had a pretty strange and pretty gay chat with another showderper, and i kinda feel like writing a fapfic of what happened, y/n?
  29.  
  30.  
  31. [16:44:03] bigdogicee: would someone ban this lister newfag, he keeps pming me his dick
  32. MisterLister has been banned by magnergo.
  33.  
  34.  
  35. [20:32:33] +BiGGiE: gracias senor diatom
  36.  
  37. [22:57:04] @BiGGiE: leave kenny alone
  38. [22:57:07] @BiGGiE: you bully shit diatom
  39.  
  40.  
  41. [21:42:45] #Blocko: stroking see me in pm
  42.  
  43.  
  44. +Bravo101: Do you know what i dont get?
  45. +Bravo101: why people contribute to chat
  46.  
  47.  
  48. [22:42:42] +bumbadadabum: !dexsearch dragon nigger, stealth rock hard dick
  49.  
  50.  
  51. [00:08:08] +CapaDerpan: Pokemon is one of the deepest JRPGs
  52.  
  53.  
  54. +chaos: i bet meowth has a cock that puts all nignogs to shame
  55.  
  56. [01:06:51] %chaos: when i say i like to fuck niggers, i just mean i enjoy masturbating
  57.  
  58. [22:11:42] %chaos: joim is pretty decent looking
  59. [22:11:46] %chaos: ive fapped a few times
  60.  
  61.  
  62. [10:56:53] %DTC: jewish folks have no rights
  63.  
  64.  
  65. [02:58:35] +dwain: i'd rather talk about fat dick up my ass than talk about chump
  66.  
  67.  
  68. [01:49:09] %eriados: nsync, r u an actual grill?>
  69. [01:49:31] +Nsyncluvr69: i'm a propane stove
  70.  
  71. [21:49:13] %eriados: I was gonna have a meaningful convo with him
  72. [21:49:16] +pick: ^
  73. [21:49:16] +Hypnotoad: Blocko, stop being a white knight
  74. [21:49:22] %eriados: ^
  75. [21:49:24] %Morfent: hibno y r u sch fag
  76. [21:49:29] %eriados: ^
  77. [21:49:30] +Hypnotoad: Because I'm a fag
  78. [21:49:32] %eriados: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
  79. [21:49:33] #Blocko: ^
  80. [21:49:33] %Morfent: ^
  81.  
  82. [01:49:09] %eriados: nsync, r u an actual grill?>
  83. [01:49:31] +Nsyncluvr69: i'm a propane stove
  84.  
  85.  
  86. [23:45:05] +freshproduce1: san francisco is like a snowglobe without snow
  87. [23:45:19] +freshproduce1: youre just gay as hell as long as youre in there
  88. [23:45:21] +freshproduce1: just gay as hell
  89.  
  90. [21:31:52] +freshproduce1: i once guilt-fapped to humanized ponies
  91.  
  92. freshproduce1: i secretly love licking men's assholes
  93.  
  94. [00:02:46] +freshproduce1: no i just really hate white people
  95. [00:05:36] +freshproduce1: i'm white
  96.  
  97. freshproduce1: I can't get enough poopy butthole in my mouth
  98.  
  99.  
  100. +gay_clint_eastwood: >all the dragons dancing to sweet tunes while garchomp sits alone
  101. +gay_clint_eastwood: >they point and laugh
  102.  
  103.  
  104. [22:58:42] %Hypnotoad: verbatim confirmed serial killer
  105. [22:58:47] %verbatim: dude
  106. [22:58:49] %verbatim: staff has been saying that
  107. [22:58:50] %verbatim: for years
  108.  
  109.  
  110. [22:19:39] +❤ italiangurl ❤ (: wasn't elibump LC guy?
  111.  
  112.  
  113. [03:20:17] lights' husbando: I would a sexy, reluctant cathy
  114. [03:20:32] lights' husbando: trying to DDoS smogon as I undress her...
  115.  
  116.  
  117. [16:43:28] +lunasena: did you know that pinga is a country in afghanistan
  118.  
  119. [10:46:11] +lunasena: who is bigdog???
  120.  
  121.  
  122. 4:00 PM  magnergo: i dont dislike eli
  123. 4:00 PM  magnergo: i would let him hold my newborn child
  124.  
  125.  
  126. %Mentalninja: i can't stop thinking about dicks
  127.  
  128. [20:06:57] +Mentalninja: I cant stop thinking of soft penis skin
  129.  
  130.  
  131. [22:04:18] +mikel: thanks diatom
  132.  
  133.  
  134. [17:21:02] %MisterLister: hey eli wanna have gay sex
  135. [17:21:12] +Praying Mantine: ok
  136.  
  137. [14:45:17] +♥ MissLister ♥: ha
  138. [14:45:18] +backflippyironchef: ↓ person below me fucked listers mum
  139. [14:45:18] +♥ MissLister ♥: gayyy
  140.  
  141. MissLister: im gay
  142. eriados: ok
  143.  
  144.  
  145. [21:03:54] %Morfent: Deer god if Beartic wasn't shaped like a triangle he'd be possible to fap to
  146.  
  147.  
  148. [15:58:29] notsimplysuicune: dicks are fucking delicious
  149.  
  150.  
  151. +Nsyncluvr69: "put dicks on them if you want" -meeting for Mewtwo mega evos
  152.  
  153.  
  154. +Propaniac: i have 40$
  155. +Propaniac: what should i get with it
  156. %Temporaryanonymous: food
  157. %Temporaryanonymous: get 8 foot long subs
  158. %Temporaryanonymous: then stack them to make a basketball player
  159. %Temporaryanonymous: Play basketball with your 8 foot sandwich friend
  160.  
  161.  
  162. [00:53:06] +puppy riot: check my zero
  163. [00:53:07] +puppy riot: !roll 0
  164. Random number (1 - 0): 1
  165. [00:53:10] +puppy riot: FUCK
  166.  
  167.  
  168. QwietQwilfish: I like little girls for what's inside them
  169.  
  170. [16:17:46] +QwietQwilfish: were there immunities in gen 2?
  171.  
  172. +QwietQwilfish: i have the guiltiest and weirdness boner right now
  173. +QwietQwilfish: EVEN I STOPPED FAPPING NEAR THE END
  174.  
  175. [01:43:12] +QwietQwilfish: i dont like this boner
  176.  
  177. [17:17:47] +QwietQwilfish: is that all 150
  178.  
  179. [17:19:20] +QwietQwilfish: i mean im stupid, but im not nearly that stupid
  180.  
  181. [17:23:25] +QwietQwilfish: !data groundon
  182. No pokemon, item, move, or ability named 'groundon' was found. (Check your spelling?)
  183.  
  184. [14:10:50] +QwietQwilfish: imagine if persistant affected entry hazards
  185.  
  186. [20:01:58] %QwietQwilfish: my penis skin is really soft today
  187.  
  188. [20:08:46] %QwietQwilfish: u guise like my peepee too much
  189.  
  190. [20:06:17] %QwietQwilfish: my pens is phat
  191.  
  192. [01:10:32] %QwietQwilfish: i ate the chili i sneezed into but i probably shouldnt have
  193.  
  194.  
  195.  
  196. [00:21:55] @Relados: thanks diatom
  197. [00:21:56] @Relados: I mean what
  198.  
  199.  
  200. [14:39:39] +Ridaz: !data uptime
  201.  
  202.  
  203. [23:07:08] %rileydelete: Showderp is a private chatroom. You'll never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy :l
  204.  
  205.  
  206. [22:46:33] #roseyraid: i have never heard lights
  207. [22:46:40] #roseyraid: is this a good thing or a very good thing
  208. [22:47:03] +KinKaida: an analogy is like
  209. [22:47:12] +KinKaida: she is as good at singing as flippy is at shitposting
  210.  
  211. [19:59:43] #roseyraid: i am a huge faggot please rape my face
  212.  
  213. #roseyraid: also you know that froakie is thinking "damn it feels good to be a gangsta"
  214.  
  215. #roseyraid: i dream of having a collection of every pokemon x4 weak to rock being anally fucked by rocks
  216.  
  217. [00:44:02] #roseyraid: >mfw i fapped to something and after i was done i noticed it was a trap
  218. [00:44:18] #roseyraid: >mfw i just sat there for 5 minutes after it looking at the screen
  219. [00:44:32] #roseyraid: >mfw mfw
  220. [00:44:40] +billnyethepizzaguy: its like my friend who got tricked into a gay porno
  221.  
  222.  
  223. [18:44:05] @Sashii: are you cheating on me eri with a map? ;~;
  224. [18:44:06] @eriados: YES
  225.  
  226.  
  227. [23:45:08] +Sweep: thanks diatom
  228.  
  229. [20:19:15] @Sweep: ─────▄████▀█▄
  230. [20:19:16] hyw 12: A;LDFJLSJFLKSJFLKAJDLKFEKLAFJEKLJFE
  231. [20:19:16] @Sweep: ───▄█████████████████▄
  232. [20:19:16] @Sweep: ─▄█████.▼.▼.▼.▼.▼.▼▼▼▼
  233. [20:19:17] @Sweep: ▄███████▄.▲.▲▲▲▲▲▲▲▲
  234. [20:19:17] @Sweep: ███████████████████▀▀
  235.  
  236. Sweep: fuckin elibump
  237.  
  238. [21:36:48] +Fezwick: at least we dont have 69 legendaries
  239. [21:37:01] +freshproduce1: i'd like to 69 a legendary
  240. [21:37:04] +freshproduce1: if you catch my meaning
  241.  
  242.  
  243. [20:30:22] +taco pissman pissm: arctic blast my ass
  244.  
  245. [22:10:06] +taco pissman pissm: i only drink pepsi max and lemonade bro
  246. [22:10:31] +taco pissman pissm: not in the same glass of course, you trolls
  247. [22:10:44] %lightshusbando: water?
  248. [22:10:57] +taco pissman pissm: i get my water from blueberries and other fine fruits
  249.  
  250. taco pissman pissm: when i get locked i just buy a new computer usually solves it or i play at best buy
  251. taco pissman pissm: im banned from showdown on the local best buy's pcs, so i have to go about an hour south to another best buy, where im not banned yet
  252.  
  253. +taco pissman pissm: i should be getting married but i'm waiting for my opponent
  254.  
  255.  
  256. +Tai Le Ree: I just like little boy dicks, regardless of species
  257.  
  258.  
  259. [20:02:49] %Temporaryanonymous: epicpikachu doesn't even know what this room is for
  260. [20:03:02] EpicPikachu63: Shut up Anon, you fag.
  261.  
  262. [01:45:22] %Temporaryanonymous: Zarel, like prof oak, came when he heard about us.
  263. [01:45:25] %Yuyuko: l-lewd
  264.  
  265. [20:39:24] +Temporaryanonymous: IF I WAS A FUCKING MAGICAL LOLI I WOULD SOLVE ALL THE PROBLEMS
  266.  
  267.  
  268. [11:08:22] +The Immortal: thanks diatom
  269.  
  270.  
  271. [18:08:47] +THATSRAVEN: i kind of want frick to take a picture of his indian nipples
  272.  
  273.  
  274. [09:21:42] +Tiger<3: i piss in the bath sometimes
  275.  
  276. [21:22:26] +BetaHousing: I'm not gonna lie..
  277. [21:22:26] +BetaHousing: I seen blocko in a couple pics
  278. [21:22:35] +BetaHousing: I couldn't resist the urge
  279.  
  280.  
  281. [00:51:46] %Treecko: I'm gay
  282.  
  283.  
  284. +ulcer: foul play uses ur own attack too dump ass
  285.  
  286. [20:37:27] +ulcer: actually i have a thin penis-y nose
  287. [20:37:38] +ulcer: and i wish i had a tit full of cool-aid
  288. [20:37:43] +ulcer: i could really use some kool-aid
  289. [20:37:50] +ulcer: right now
  290.  
  291.  
  292. [16:47:26] +verbatim: i just tried to wipe off the keyboard
  293. [16:47:29] +verbatim: managed to
  294. [16:47:31] +verbatim: turn the screen of
  295. [16:47:33] +verbatim: and send a fax
  296. [16:47:50] +verbatim: did not know that was still a thing
  297.  
  298.  
  299. [22:06:02] +WhyAgain: fun fact: every dragon mon before gen 5 excluding kingdra has a 4x weakness to ice
  300.  
  301.  
  302. [22:27:22] +William the pimp: blocko no pico
  303.  
  304.  
  305. [22:55:49] %Yuyuko: sure, someone hand me a dick
  306.  
  307. %Yuyuko: Sashii, you're welcome in my ass anytime onee-sama <3
  308.  
  309.  
  310.  
  311. Randoms:
  312.  
  313. Mekatorius: man stop
  314. TOTEMO: stop what?
  315. TOTEMO: winning?
  316. TOTEMO: no.
  317. Mekatorius: theres a difference between playing a game
  318. Mekatorius: and being scum
  319.  
  320. [15:56:49] Nice hax: is it alright if i masturbate thinking in u :)
  321.  
  322. [02:34:47] #†E4 Diablo?: why don't admins get rid of showderp?
  323.  
  324. Blake Courser: So, was it 4cahn, trying to reset the server and get their accounts unbanned
  325.  
  326.  
  327.  
  328. Misc:
  329.  
  330. by Champ. Gary Oak » Wed Sep 11, 2013 3:35 pm
  331. Hello, young goyim. I was banned from the main server of Pokemon Showdown because of my ethnicity. You see, my people believe in an annual "Posting of the Dongers," a yearly event where us Jewish folk try to find a new homeland. The homeland in question this year was the room "Roleplay." In posting the ceremonial dongers with my brothers, I was banned for "spamming" by "Haunter." What a holocaust! I assure you, I only had the best intentions. I also feel, being a Black Jewish man, that I was treated unfairly by the staff on this site; just because I get greedy from time to time doesn't justify banning me from Pokemon Showdown.
  332.  
  333. Thank you for your time,
  334. Lord Garystein
  335.  
  336. (If you would like to donate to our worthy cause of finding a new homeland, send your sheckles to getgreedy.paypal.com
  337.  
  338.  
  339. REMOVE OU remove OU you are worst teir. you are the overuse idiot you are the OU smell. return to smogon. to our UU cousins you may come our thread. you may live in the zoo….ahahahaha ,OU we will never forgeve you. overus rascal FUck but fuck asshole smogon stink OU sqhipere shqipare..overuse genocide best day of my life.take a bath of dead moxiemence..ahahahahahOU WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget shuckle .OU we kill the edgy , OU return to your precious outrage….hahahahaha idiot overus and smogon smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE OU FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. /vp/+/v/+/mu/+/k/=kill OU…you will ww2/ tupac alive in showderp, tupac making album of showderp . fast rap tupac showderp. we are rich and have highELO now hahahaha ha because of tupac… you are ppoor stink OU… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt. tupac alive numbr one #1 in showderp ….fuck the OU ,..FUCKk ashol overuse no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur teir and rule. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the OU farm aminal with rap magic now we the showderp rule .ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and sm,ognon wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. showderp greattst threead
  340.  
  341. Fuck you. I have been with Showderp through THICK and THIN watching people get ass-pounded as some EDGY RETARD suggested SPECS WEEDLE for the SEVENTH TIME in a day. You wanna know why I tripfag? I do it because it distinguishes me from the vast majority of morons who infest these threads like a fucking Combee hive. Just look at this awful thread. From the fucking top to the bottom, you see TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS of SHITPOSTING. I strongly encourage all of you to get a tripcode yourselves so that we are able to find exactly who is the one who is shitting up this place. Remember LC Guy? Remember Life Orb Shuckle? These are the types of people we need in these threads, and we need to be able to see who is GOOD and who is BAD. If you're anonymous on these Showderp threads, you're just another potential RETARD. LE QUOTE POSTS TEAM XD EDGY BOOM BOOM SPECS WEEDLE YAM YAMS. It's no fucking wonder why the ONLY thing the rest of /vp/ likes about us is that we are somehow managing to contain all of this shit in this thread, like some fucking cancer quarantine (yes, I know cancer is not contagious you faggots). And if you fucking disagree with me, how about we settle this on Showdown? Seriously, just reply to this fucking post and I'll kick your ass on Showdown OU. Oh, and I don't use a copypasta team either, I use a nice selection of Pokemon from all tiers. AND I WILL STILL WHOOP YOUR ASS
  342.  
  343. not trying to troll you or anything but have you accepted jesus as your savior? i ask because we cant get to heaven without accepting jesus as our savior and repenting for our sins
  344.  
  345.  
  346. where were u when kirby was kill
  347. i was watching sonic and then mother come in
  348. she say
  349. "kirby is kill"
  350. "no"
  351. please share this if u care. apologize for poor english
  352.  
  353. where were u when showderp was kill
  354. i was watching sanic and then mother come in
  355. she say
  356. "showderp is kill"
  357. "no"
  358. please share this if u care. apologize for poor english
  359.  
  360. Holy fucking shit "oldfags" calm your fucking tits. Nobody fucking cares if you joined Showderp the very first day or 2 minutes ago, except you in that shitty ass room that is not even talking about Showderp (or joining the champ battles for that matter).
  361.  
  362. I don't understand how you chucklefucks get a single thing done when all you do is spam nonsense and act like total shitheads to each other.
  363.  
  364. REMOVE QUEBEC remove quebec
  365. you are worst canuck. you are the canuck idiot you are the canuck smell. return to franec. to our france cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the nunavut….ahahahaha ,quebec we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal FUck but fuck asshole canuck stink quebec sqhipere shqipare..plains of abraham best day of my life. take a bath of maple syrup..ahahahahahQUEBEC WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget seven years war. .quebec we kill the louis xvi , quebec return to your precious france….hahahahaha idiot canuck and french smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE QUEBEC FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. britain+usa+canada+geramny=kill quebec…you will 1759/ celine dion alive in canada, celine dion making album of canada . slow pop celine dion canada. we are rich and have oil now hahahaha ha because of celine dion… you are ppoor stink canuck… you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
  366. celine dion alive numbr one #1 in canada ….fuck the france ,..FUCKk ashol canucks no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and provinc. celine dion aliv and real strong wizard kill all the quebec farm aminal with diva magic now we the canda rule .ape of the zoo minaster piere trudeau fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and quebec wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our snow we will crush u lik a skull of moose. canada greattst countrey