And I never thought the bar fight would get topped.

[21:23] <CounterBeard> Last time on TALENT SCOUTS the new Gym Leader was appointed, Norman graciously took his new position. During the proceeding there was a bit of a miscomunication though...That night after the ceremony is where we pick up! Prepare for the Scootening.
[21:24] <CounterBeard> You are all at the local inn/hotel there is currently delicious unphezent on the table with some mashed poterters and fried up greenbeans.
01[21:25] <Tentra> (poterters)
06[21:25] * Rock is holding a towel, drying his wet hair. "...this is uncomfortable. Why is it still wet?"
[21:27] <CounterBeard> (Yes poterters. Very tasty mashed, or boiled)
01[21:27] <Tentra> Tentra can be found at the table, picking at the food.  She's partial to these mashed poterters!
03[21:28] * Plutonis is now known as Celia
[21:28] <Celia> (REALLY SORRY D:)
[21:28] <Alexei> "...and then when man is escape from winter work camp, he is find cabin in woods! He is go in and see many painting on wall, all of angry Sinnoh men dress in army fatigue. But he is think nothing of it and is sleep for rest. After he is sleep, he is put in bag and shot! Painting is window! Secret police always watch. Such is life in Soviet Sinnoh!" Alexei is clearly enjoying himself,
[21:28] <Alexei> sharing old stories and urban legends with Josef over tall, tall glasses of vodka.
01[21:30] <Tentra> "..." She puzzles over this story.  "How could one mistake a window for a painting?"
06[21:31] * Rock sighs and leaves the towel on his head, getting some of the Unphezent and poterters for himself.
06[21:31] * Celia is snoozing on the table, drool seeping from her mouth as a bow-tied Nincada rests on her head. "Nnngh... I am... *zzz* so angry mister Savage *snore* i... will punish you with *zzz* this strap-on..."
[21:31] <CounterBeard> Josef laughs and nods. "Is like one about desert from glorious Sinnoh army! It is during snow storm and he is want to escape from battlefield, when he run into firelight camp he say "I am not part of Sinnoh Army!" and is shot on sight. He is get turned around in blizzard and ran back into his own camp!"
06[21:32] * Alexei has already moved on to the next story of questionable truth value, unfortunately for Tentra. "...but worker comrade is play prank, put sever arm in worker's bed. But then in morning they are find him eating arm. Horror is result because arm is enough for feed three comrade and she will not share!"
[21:32] <Celia> "zzz... I will show you tough love... zzz..."
[21:32] <Alexei> (yes, I am blatantly ripping off these stories. :<)
06[21:33] * Rock takes out Biter and feeds him some of the meat as well.
01[21:34] <Tentra> "I-"
01[21:34] <Tentra> "..." she just returns to her food, for now.
[21:34] <CounterBeard> Biter goes to town on some burd. Eating quietly.
[21:35] <Celia> A wry smile forms on the mouth of the cultist as her arms flail, dropping a table of poterters on the floor.
[21:35] <CounterBeard> <Uh, are those for me too? I usually like mine on a plate but...>
06[21:35] * Alexei clinks glasses with Josef and chugs vodka. He prods Tentra with his elbow. "See? Josef story is good reason for never desert comrade! Hahaha! Do not let Alexei forget it is time for party for comrade pokemon evolving!"
[21:36] <Rock> "..." Rock just keeps his mouth shut with some more bird. <...if you want. I can get a plate if you want.>
[21:36] <CounterBeard> Biter shrugs and goes to poke Celia. <Ms. Celia?>
01[21:36] <Tentra> She looks confused for a moment.  "Oh, right.  Nearly forgot about that," she releases Miria, who looks equally confused as to the current situation.
06[21:37] * Alexei shoves his glass of vodka into Miria's hands, then stands up and looks around the room, seeming to search for something.
[21:38] <Celia> One of the sweeping hands knocks Biter off the table!
[21:38] <Celia> "zzz... Join the fun, miss Tentra..."
[21:39] <Rock> "..." Rock stands up, walks over to Celia... and immediately slaps her on the face to wake her up.
[21:39] <CounterBeard> It seems a few gals are setting up for karaoke "Ohgosh I can't wait to like sing "On the Raod!" "Ohmetoo!"
06[21:39] * Tentra has a terrible feeling about this but is in no mood to protest.
[21:39] <Celia> (How strong was the slap?)
06[21:39] * Alexei grunts and approaches Celia. "Can I borrow coat?" He points at the rockpelt coat thing whatever that was.
[21:39] <Rock> (Enough to wake you up, if I can.)
06[21:41] * Tentra turns out the sound of the slap. "Wah?"
[21:41] <CounterBeard> (So a light slap or we talking leaving a mark here?)
[21:41] <Rock> (Most likely light.)
[21:41] <Rock> "Wake up. You're splitting everyone everywhere."
06[21:41] * Celia flails and falls on the floor after being startled. One of her sweeping feet almost hits both Alexei and Rock, but she just makes a thud on the floor.
[21:42] <CounterBeard> Biter offer Celia the potatoes she knocked on the ground. <Porterter?>
[21:43] <Celia> If only he wasn't so adorable she would probably whack his head! But since the little gator is so cute <3, she picks up the plate and continues to eat from it!
06[21:43] * Tentra sighs and gets up to go find a mixed drink.
06[21:43] * Rock sits back down, finishing up his food.
[21:43] <CounterBeard> (No one can be angry at the adorablegatr.)
01[21:44] <Tentra> "This is not going to be a night to be sober for, it seems."
06[21:44] * Alexei shrugs and struts up to where the karaoke is getting started. After a moment's thought, he wrenches the mic away from the poor girl singing at the moment and backhands her in the face.
[21:45] <Alexei> After clearing his throat, he begins singing. "Estuan was Consan's Opal. Now it's Estuan, not Consan's Opal. Been a long time gone, Consan's Opal. Now it's Kushvan delight on a moonlit nightttt."
[21:45] <CounterBeard> "Ohmighosh!"
06[21:46] * Tentra looks to this, then to Miria, then back to this. "Make that two cocktails. Do you want anything, Miria?"
06[21:46] * Rock chuckles at the performance Alexei was having.
[21:46] <CounterBeard> The girl is knocked to the ground and her two friends rush up next to her.
[21:47] <Celia> "That is a terrible night indeed-nya. And of course that stupid jerk is not even here on this party!" Celia fumes while getting up and sitting on a chair.
[21:47] <Alexei> "Every gal in Consan's Opal lives in Estuan, not Consan's Opal. So if you have date in Consan's Opal, she'll be waiting in Estuan!" Alexei just continues, taking the mic with him as he wanders down among the rest of the partying folk.
06[21:49] * Tentra stands to a corner and starts to liquor up, not sure to be embarrassed or horrorfied.
[21:50] <Rock> "..." <Hey, Biter. You wanna go see Savage? Gotta make sure he's doing alright.>
[21:50] <Alexei> Now that won't do. Alexei tosses the mic aside and starts to really belt out the song, dragging Josef to his side and approaching Tentra to attempt the same, leading the both of them out of the building if they allow. Cornelius follows, each giant claw holding a bottle of booze from the party.
[21:51] <CounterBeard> Josef yells out and Norman seems to take up something up more of Tentra's Approach. Some of the other folks seem to follow. smiling
[21:51] <Alexei> "Even old New Bark was once New Alto Mare. Why they changed it I can't say. People just like it better that way.~"
[21:51] <CounterBeard> <But Mr. Alexie is Singing! And I wanna finish this leg!>
[21:52] <Rock> "Haha. Alright, we can wait." Rock watches Alexei leave the hotel... with the mic... bluh. He rests his leg somewhere and slumps on his chair, trying to relax.
06[21:52] * Tentra struggles not to drop either of her cocktails as she gets dragged along, then, "What the!?"
[21:54] <Celia> "It's a party and obviously the prettiest girl on this boonies (That is me) is being left to rot with those mashed portaters! That won't fucking do!" And with that Celia heads to the stage where Alexei is singing. "Time to poop the party!"
[21:54] <Alexei> "SO TAKE ME BACK TO CONSAN'S OPAL. BEEN A LONG TIME GONE, CONSAN'S OPAL! WHY DID CONSAN'S OPAL GET THE WORKS?" Alexei continues to drag the pair out into the clear Deadwood night.
01[21:54] <Tentra> (I wish I had booze for this ;_;)
[21:55] <Rock> "...what is she doing now."
[21:58] <Celia> (Call dicemaid here)
[21:58] <CounterBeard> Josef goes along trying to sing along but it just sounds like the looing of a drunken miltank. But he sure does have gusto! The rest of the people eventually push outside dragging Celia along.
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[21:59] <Celia> "B-b-but i was going to Celia kick that old jerk!"
01[21:59] <Tentra> "Where are we being led - we dont even know the lyrics do the song don't point the mic at us." D:
[21:59] <Rock> "...who?" Rock pointed outside, before continuing. "Everyone's outside now."
[22:00] <Rock> "..." And Rock is all alone... well, maybe Biter is there as well, as he gets more food for himself.
[22:01] <CounterBeard> It seems everyone but Rock and the Hungry Gatr are outside in the singing frenzy.
[22:01] <Rock> "...you wanna join them?"
[22:02] <Alexei> "Come Tentra! Is old Kushva song! You should know!" Alexei prods her again. "THAT'S NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE KUSH! Now your turn, is same chorus again."
01[22:02] <Tentra> 1d20+5 hm
[22:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, hm: 16 [1d20=11]
[22:03] <CounterBeard> <Yeah =D It'd be fun for everyone to join in and have fun! We never do anything fun.> D=
[22:03] <Alexei> (seems good enough, so here you go: http://pastebin.com/VUHhnMBS)
[22:03] <Alexei> (be sure to watch this for maximum enjoyment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB5M6hEkU0Y)
[22:03] <Celia> "Okay i will sing with you stupidies! Sekai idee...  ichiban hime-sama~"
06[22:03] * Rock stands up and starts walking to the crowd, bringing his plate along.
[22:04] <CounterBeard> Biter runs after holding onto its plate as well
06[22:04] * Celia is actually singing a different song on a different language with different lyrics!
[22:04] <Alexei> Where is Miria in all this? She requires more booze.
01[22:04] <Tentra> Okay maybe she does know the lyrics, "So take me back to Consan's Opal, No, you can't go back to Consan's Opal..." it's slow and awkard at first, but she slowly gets more into it.
01[22:04] <Tentra> Miria is tagging right along, somehow aquiring cocktails of her own.
06[22:05] * Alexei looks around for best crab.
01[22:06] <Tentra> (when the shit did you write this it's amazing)
[22:06] <CounterBeard> BEST CRAB is going around the group in circles, yet still keeping up.
[22:06] <Alexei> (a loooong time ago. I had to work out with Beard a suitable name for Estuan's old name, but other than that it's just straight replacements of city names from the original song)
[22:06] <CounterBeard> ClackCLACK
[22:06] <Celia> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mebo0roX9GI that is actually how Celia is singing. shitty pitch and all)
06[22:07] * Rock refrains from singing because goddammit this guys are too funny
[22:07] <Celia> "Yo ne~" Yep, she is still vocaloidin
01[22:08] <Tentra> She's not really -good- at it, but the atmosphere isn't really demanding for that.
[22:09] <Alexei> No, not at all. Alexei's probably started getting kinda terrible as time goes on too! He drags Miria and Cornelius together and clinks his flask with their glasses.
[22:09] <Alexei> Also, Alexei's sole mode of movement has now become that one stereotypical Russian dance. You know, the one where the guy crosses his arms and kicks his legs up alternately.
01[22:10] <Tentra> (Moskou?)
[22:10] <Kain> (What did I just tune in on)
01[22:10] <Tentra> (I don't even know.)
[22:10] <Alexei> ( I don't know the name, maybe? )
[22:10] <Celia> "Naananana~"
[22:10] <Celia> (Cossack Dance)
[22:10] <Savage> (I don't remember the name of it sadly, but at one point I had learned to do it)
01[22:10] <Tentra> ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xD8luQSgFMM )
[22:10] <CounterBeard> <Hey Rock? What kinda dance is Alexei doing?>
[22:11] <Rock> <...I don't know.>
[22:11] <CounterBeard> (Also fuck yeah Dhangis Khan. Eventhough I can't spell the first part of their name.)
[22:12] <CounterBeard> The whole group goes about the town singing at the top of their lungs eventually crashing in the town square to sing more without all the trouble of moving.
01[22:14] <Tentra> 1d100
[22:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, 1d100: 33 [1d100=33]
01[22:15] <Tentra> Tentra is quite intoxicated by this point - when did she get a bottle of rum that can't be hers...
01[22:16] <Tentra> 1d20+5
06[22:16] * Alexei is now trying to coax best crab into dancing with him as well. Niko is out and quite intoxicated as well how the hell does one even get something that big drunk? He sways with the music. Gin steals sips of Alexei's vodka, as always.
[22:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, 1d20+5: 7 [1d20=2]
06[22:17] * Celia is spinning around like a TRUE IDOL OF THE MASSES while singing her terrible weeaboo song.
[22:17] <CounterBeard> The three girls from earlier try to sing along with Celia. THey actually know the wordsmygod.
[22:20] <Rock> "...this is getting annoying."
[22:21] <CounterBeard> It seems the drunken singing party is drawing to an end...Or rather peopel start passing out.
06[22:22] * Rock sighs and waits for the other members of his traveling party to pass out, hoping to move them quickly back to the hotel.
01[22:23] <Tentra> 1d20 passed out?
[22:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, passed out?: 11 [1d20=11]
01[22:23] <Tentra> not passed out, maybe.
[22:23] <Alexei> 1d100
[22:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alexei, 1d100: 82 [1d100=82]
[22:24] <Alexei> (silly meter is at 82%)
01[22:24] <Tentra> (approaching critical silly)
[22:24] <Alexei> "Sehki ee deh eecheeban oh hee me sa ma" Oh shit Alexei is so drunk he is trying to sing Celia's song. It doesn't work very well. At all.
[22:24] <Alexei> 1d20+5 CON check though for passing out
[22:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Alexei, CON check though for passing out: 20 [1d20=15]
[22:25] <Alexei> (NOPE)
[22:25] <Celia> By then she actually moved on to...
[22:25] <Alexei> (I think we passed critical silly long ago)
[22:25] <Celia> "Nyanyanyanyanyanya!"
01[22:26] <Tentra> 1d20
[22:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
[22:26] <CounterBeard> Biter claps its arms/claws over its head. <Ohgodwhatnosieisshemaking?!>
01[22:26] <Tentra> okay now she's gone, passed out in a tree somewhere.  don't ask how.
[22:26] <Celia> Images and thoughts of a Meowth taped to a sweet tart riding a rainbow crosses Celia's head as she Nyas.
06[22:26] * Alexei takes this opportunity to upload an armful of drinks on Miria.
[22:27] <Rock> <...I... don't know any more.> Rock attempts to climb the tree to get Tentra down from up there.
[22:27] <Rock> 1d20+2 why am I even rolling
[22:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, why am I even rolling: 14 [1d20=12]
[22:28] <Rock> And successfully does, as Rock rushes Tentra back to the hotel.
[22:29] <Celia> "Nyanynyanyanyanyanya!" She leads the people by meowing in the direction of the forest!
[22:29] <CounterBeard> A few drunken guys follow her as well as her new bff's for life.
06[22:29] * Alexei stares horrified at the eldritch idol that is Celia, then decides that this means he and his pokemon need a lot more booze in their systems.
[22:30] <Alexei> 1d20+5
[22:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Alexei, 1d20+5: 17 [1d20=12]
[22:33] <CounterBeard> THere seems to be a semiendless supply of bevrages. On a little silver tray.
01[22:34] <Tentra> (that's not the least bit suspicious.)
06[22:34] * Alexei takes those beverages and drunkenly starts mixing them into a horrorterror concoction. "I AM MAKE MOST FABULOUS DRINK!" He passes out a bit of it to Miria and Cornelius before downing the rest himself.
[22:34] <Alexei> 1d20+5
[22:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Alexei, 1d20+5: 9 [1d20=4]
06[22:35] * Alexei sways a bit. It was pretty damn horrorterror.
06[22:35] * Rock dumps Tentra on the sofa and runs back to the crowd, not wanting to leave Biter alone with OHGODDRUNKS
[22:35] <Celia> "Okay everyone, that was such a great show <3! The Genius Celia loves all of you an-wait what am i doing here?" She finally realizes.
[22:36] <CounterBeard> Celia is in the middle of the DEEPDARKWOODS with nyangirls and a few drunk people.
[22:36] <CounterBeard> As the horror terror drinks are made the ones on the tray come premixed.
06[22:37] * Alexei mixes the premixed drinks. >:D
[22:37] <Alexei> 1d20+5
[22:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Alexei, 1d20+5: 18 [1d20=13]
01[22:37] <Tentra> (worst. idea. ever.)
01[22:37] <Tentra> "Scarrrrves...zzz"
[22:37] <Alexei> "LOOK LOOK. I AM DO VODKA SCIENCE!"
[22:37] <Alexei> "IT IS BEST KIND OF SCIENCE."
[22:38] <Rock> "...what are they doing now, Biter."
[22:39] <Celia> "...Well i am lost!" She knocks on her own head, trying to inspire feelings of clumsy moe to the audience.
[22:39] <CounterBeard> <Uh. Mr. Alexei is making drinks.>
[22:40] <CounterBeard> <Scary drinks.>
[22:40] <Rock> "...you know what?"
[22:40] <Rock> "I'm going to go find Savage now."
[22:40] <Rock> And out comes the Pokedex, and TRACKING AWAY~
[22:41] <CounterBeard> Beepboop savage is here.
[22:42] <Celia> "In any case, gotta return home!" And so, Celia runs back to the hotel!
[22:42] <Rock> (Five dollars Celia gets lost.)
[22:42] <Savage> Savage is really not that far from all the shenanigans for once.  He's been kind of watching, albeit from a long distance.
[22:43] <CounterBeard> Celia...Gets moar lost. The nyan girls holding onto her sqealing. "Ohgodwherearewwwwwwwwwweeeeeeeee."
[22:43] <Rock> "...what are you doing up there?"
[22:43] <CounterBeard> Is Alexei knockedout?
[22:44] <Alexei> Alexei is blacked out at the least. (not sure how you want to handle it, but I OOC am now no longer aware of Alexei's actions for the rest of the night is what I'm saying. He may or may not be passed out)
[22:44] <Celia> "Eeeek! W-well we are on the woods! That is for sure. Don't worry girls, i am popular with giant trees and territorial oaks, so they might help us leave the place!" Celia says while winking at... No one in particular. Maybe some sort of... Invisible wall?
01[22:45] <Tentra> (ahahahahah)
[22:45] <Savage> "...Watching," Savage is kind of lazed out over a branch.  He's still in watermode which ends up making him look very shadow-y what with it being night.
[22:45] <CounterBeard> (That was silly and hilarious.)
[22:45] <Rock> "Why don't you join them?"
[22:45] <CounterBeard> The trees sort of shuffle and sway, as a breeze cuts through the area. It seems to be leading you some where.
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[22:46] <Rock> "Hey, Biter says it's fun."
[22:47] <Savage> "Yeah right.  I hate drunks~" Savage scowls a little, still keeping an eye out in their direction.  "And I'm not gonna let 'em near home."
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[22:48] <Celia> "Okay mister tree, take us back home!" Celia leads the girls through the shuffling forest.
[22:48] <Rock> "..." Rock stands back on the trunk, watching the group. "So, you better from earlier?"
[22:48] <CounterBeard> Oddly enough the trees do. In an odd manner.
[22:49] <Savage> "...No."
[22:50] <Rock> "Why not?"
[22:50] <Celia> "See, we are reaching home!"
[22:52] <Savage> "None of your business..." he is quite clearly moodySavage.
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Session Start: Sun Jan 15 22:52:24 2012
Session Ident: #TalentScouts
03[22:52] * Now talking in #TalentScouts
03[22:52] * Topic is 'Tentra 10 Josef 8| Issac 13, Helmut 3'
03[22:52] * Set by CounterBeard on Mon Jan 09 01:39:37
Session Close: Sun Jan 15 22:52:30 2012
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[22:53] <Rock> "...we're the last, Savage."
[22:54] <Savage> "What does that even mean"
06[22:54] * Savage stretches out a little on the branch he is slothed over
[22:55] <Rock> "We're the last of the people who stepped off of that island, onto the boat. You and ALexei are the only two left who have a say in the matter any more."
[22:56] <Celia> "...Home! Where the heart lives!"
[22:56] <Savage> "Doesn't really matter," Savage grumbles.
[22:56] <Celia> ";_; please don't we get more lost."
[22:56] <Rock> "...are you sure?"
[22:57] <Rock> "You seemed pretty mad when we decided the gym leader."
[22:57] <Savage> "Didn't get to show you anything."
[22:58] <Rock> "Show what?"
[23:00] <CounterBeard> Celia does infact get home/back to the hotel.
[23:02] <Savage> "Show... anything.  Today sucked," so very grumblysavage.  "Wanted to just have fun..."
[23:02] <Rock> "You were having fun yesterday."
[23:03] <Savage> "Well, yeah, but... s'not the pointed kind of fun."
[23:03] <Rock> "...get down here. I want to show you something."
06[23:03] * Rock recalls Biter, just in case.
06[23:06] * Savage rolls himself sideways a little until he goes down and lands.  He's still scowling.  "What is it."
[23:09] <Rock> "This." Rock's fist misses Savage's face by... a whole lot, actually, before he stances. "When I was a kid, my uncle'd only let me do boxing for fun. You should know how."
06[23:11] * Savage kind of leans back... looking... not even really surprised.  There isn't really much of any facial reaction on him, other than the depressed scowl.
[23:11] <Savage> Which perhaps just enhances any surprise when he does throw a punch back, even if it's not aimed to connect.  Yet.
[23:12] <Rock> "...hmph." Rock smirks. "Alright, let's begin." He throws a right hook at Savage.
[23:13] <Rock> 1d20 AC5
[23:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, AC5: 20 [1d20=20]
[23:13] <Rock> 2d8+8+14
[23:13] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, 2d8+8+14: 27 [2d8=1,4]
[23:13] <Rock> (...I was totally not expecting a crit. Or Rock to win, anyways.)
[23:15] <Savage> 1d20 AC5 as well I guess
[23:15] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, AC5 as well I guess: 1 [1d20=1]
[23:15] <Rock> (Don't you have a lower AC~)
[23:16] <CounterBeard> (Is...Is Rock LITERALLY trying to beat some sort of sense into savage or something?)
06[23:16] * Savage gets thrown clear off his feet apparently, but lifts himself back up and takes a stance.
[23:16] <Savage> ( :3 )
[23:16] <Rock> (...yes. But you don't need to intervene.)
06[23:16] * Rock backs up a bit, giving Savage some space. "...you always miss, don't you."
[23:17] <Rock> (Your move.)
[23:17] <Savage> "...Maybe."
[23:17] <Savage> 1d20 AC4 then
[23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, AC4 then: 16 [1d20=16]
[23:18] <Savage> 3d10+20
[23:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, 3d10+20: 39 [3d10=3,8,8]
06[23:18] * Savage jabs forward quite suddenly with his left fist, hardly noticing the shell on the back of it jabbing into Rock as well oww.
[23:20] <Rock> 1d20 AC5~
[23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, AC5~: 11 [1d20=11]
[23:20] <Rock> 1d8+18
[23:20] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, 1d8+18: 21 [1d8=3]
06[23:20] * Rock spits up as he drops his stance momentarily. "...THERE we go." Not looking to be outdone, he counters with a quick jab to the chest.
[23:21] <Savage> 1d20 still FS+
[23:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, still FS+: 12 [1d20=12]
[23:22] <Savage> 3d10+20 whack
[23:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, whack: 41 [3d10=10,1,10]
06[23:22] * Savage takes the blow, reeling back a little - and counters with his foot, totally ignoring boxing limitations to get Rock in the side.
[23:23] <Alexei> 1d20-2
[23:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Alexei, 1d20-2: 18 [1d20=20]
[23:23] <Rock> "...tsk." Rock drops down on his other knee, panting. "...kid, you're... pretty good... I most be getting old..."
[23:24] <Savage> "You're not much older than me," the scowl is... mostly gone, actually, and replaced by a slight smirk.
[23:25] <Rock> "Heheh. You think?" Rock gets back up, his arms heavy as he lifts them up, but he's not in any stance whatsoever. "...did that help?"
[23:26] <Savage> "...A little, maybe," he shrugs it off and stretches out.
[23:27] <Rock> "...good." Rock slumps back to the tree, panting a little. "...so, what are you going to do now?"
[23:29] <Savage> "...Dunno.  Need some time to think," Savage's smirk reverses into a frown.
[23:30] <Rock> "..." Rock picks himself up and goes for a kick onto Savage's side.
[23:30] <Rock> 1d20 AC5
[23:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, AC5: 15 [1d20=15]
[23:30] <Rock> 1d8+18
[23:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, 1d8+18: 22 [1d8=4]
[23:31] <Rock> "...think harder."
[23:32] <Savage> "...heh..." there's a slight smirk as Savage goes to return the favour with fist.
[23:32] <Savage> 1d20 AC5 normal FS
[23:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, AC5 normal FS: 4 [1d20=4]
06[23:33] * Rock dodges a bit, smirking himself. "Have you thought of anything yet?" Again, putting some space between himself and Savage.
[23:35] <Savage> "...Nope.  Except that I'm not gonna work for people I can't spar with." he responds, backing up a little with a grin.
02[23:37] * Rock (Kotodes@93D3A8D3.60ECF9E2.E096B1A4.IP) Quit (Ping timeout)
01[23:37] <Tentra> 1d20+5
[23:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, 1d20+5: 8 [1d20=3]
[23:38] <Celia> 1d20+3 derp
[23:38] <DiceMaid-9001> Celia, derp: 15 [1d20=12]
03[23:42] * KujiUn (Kotodes@93D3A8D3.60ECF9E2.E096B1A4.IP) has joined #TalentScouts
03[23:42] * KujiUn is now known as Rock
[23:42] <Rock> !dm9001 lastlines #20
[23:42] <Rock> (*mutters something about dads unplugging modems)
[23:43] <Rock> "...heheh. But by now, we both know something."
[23:44] <Savage> "...?" Savage relaxes his stance a little, watching Rock carefully.
[23:45] <Rock> "I can't win at this kind of fight." So instead, Rock lunges at Savage, grabbing him by the shoulders and attempting to push him down.
[23:46] <Rock> 1d20+7 why not add a STR roll~
[23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, why not add a STR roll~: 16 [1d20=9]
[23:46] <Savage> 1d20+5 strongth vs strongth
[23:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Savage, strongth vs strongth: 15 [1d20=10]
06[23:46] * Savage wrestles Rock as best he can, not entirely sure what's going on!
[23:47] <Rock> "So, have you figured out a plan yet?"
[23:48] <Rock> "I'm not going to stop until you do, Savage."
[23:48] <CounterBeard> (And then savage dies.)
[23:48] <Savage> "I already did, it fell through.  Also that's cheating I don't think that fast!"
[23:55] <Rock> "Well, then take as long as you want." Rock wraps his elbow around Savage's neck, not choking him but still doing a pretty tight hold.
06[23:57] * Savage grumbles a little.  "I will.  Just... give me some time.
[23:58] <Rock> "..." Rock releases his hold and stands back up. "Alright, but if you don't think of something by tomorrow, I'm going to do it again. You got that?"
[23:59] <Savage> "Sounds like an excuse to do it again~"
Session Time: Mon Jan 16 00:00:00 2012
[00:00] <Rock> "...what are you talking about now?"
06[00:01] * Savage straightens himself back up, relaxing with a slight smile.  "Nothing~"
06[00:02] * Rock grunts and heads back to the hotel.
[00:02] <Rock> (Now, what in the world are you guys doing?)
01[00:08] <Tentra> (silly stuff.)
[00:09] <Alexei> ( though it's kinda D: stuff on my end because Beard totally caught me off guard with what I was supposed to do in these shenanigans )
[00:09] <Rock> (Hahaha.)
[00:15] <Rock> (...Imma go get myself some dinner. Be back at around 30 minutes.
01[00:19] <Tentra> 1d20+5 rather
[00:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, rather: 23 [1d20=18]
[00:20] <CounterBeard> (ohyes this will be quite. Delishious.)
[00:21] <Celia> 1d20+3 Perception look around?
[00:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Celia, Perception look around?: 21 [1d20=18]
[00:21] <Celia> took regibro
01[00:24] <Tentra> 1d20 shiny?
[00:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Tentra, shiny?: 13 [1d20=13]
01[00:24] <Tentra> (:< noshiny)
[00:32] <Rock> ( Back~ )
[00:40] <Rock> ( ...man, I'm starting to get jealous of you guys. )
[00:40] <Rock> !dm9001 join #DrunkenDreams
[00:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Rock, sure thing, boss! Joining channel #DrunkenDreams!
03[01:06] * Kaingaskhan is now known as Cayenne
01[01:24] <Tentra> She pokes at Celia.  "Celia, you're squeezing us, can't get up."
06[01:27] * Celia squeezes harder. :3
[01:27] <Rock> ( Wait, it's now morning? )
01[01:27] <Tentra> (yup!)
06[01:28] * Alexei grunts and rolls over in the hallway. A few seconds later and he slowly rises to his feet. A quick sip from his flask, then he looks around for his pokemon.
01[01:28] <Tentra> "Nnnng stop being silly," she flails around a bit until the two of them probably fall off the couch.
06[01:28] * Rock begins the day by shapening his blades, before... well... oh, god, he forgot to call someone today. He hurries downstairs to the public phone and dials Doug again.
06[01:31] * Celia probably dragges Tentra off the couch and falls headfirst on the floor. "Yeow! :<"
01[01:33] <Tentra> "Ooof! Ugh, still dizzy from last night, somewhat." She tries to get to her feet.  "So...hm.  An odd dream...what to do now..."
[01:34] <CounterBeard> A little penguin stares up at you Tentra. "Pip?"
01[01:35] <Tentra> "..."
[01:35] <CounterBeard> slaaaaaaaaash sessiooooooooooon
01[01:35] <Tentra> "Bwah."
06[01:35] * Alexei wanders down the hall toward his room, emptying his flask into his mouth along the way. He stops and shakes it, grunting disapproval at it no longer being an endless booze fountain. A second later spent gazing at his dull, blurred reflection in the flask and he puts it away.
[01:35] <Alexei> (what. Wat. Wat.)
[01:35] <Rock> ( AW~ )
[01:35] <Alexei> (oh god)
01[01:35] <Tentra> (ahahha do you mind if I show this to Alexei before wrapping up?)
[01:35] <CounterBeard> (Awww but I love my dramatic ends...But yah go ahead.)
01[01:36] <Tentra> "Uh...UH..." She scoops it up and bolts down the hall, finding a drunken blue Miria in the hallway, but...that can wait for later, "ALEXEI!!!"