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  1. 01[18:55] <~Plutonis> *Finishes scrubbing over a scroll* Ahem! Well, now that THINGS never HAPPENED at this timewindow, let us return to what our brave Samurai, led by our timid Daimyo, were doing. While their peers were rebuking a bunch of vicious pirates from a coast village, we have our current heroes leading their small army into Oyama village, currently being occupied by the undead from the Satomi clan.
  2. 01[18:58] <~Plutonis> While the turnip and rice crops are untouched, the village itself is empty of any living people. Shambling bodies with talismans on their heads, as well as reanimated Pokémon wander around patrolling for anyone foolish enough to be on their vicinity.
  3. 06[19:01] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro 's expression sours, as he readies his spear and troops for combat.
  4. [19:04] <Hitomi> Hitomi would mutter about how he sent a smaller force to deal with a larger one, but at least three things keep her from doing so. Following Atsuko's lead, after making sure her own troops are ready, and asking if he has some kind of plan. "Do you have a plan, Daimyo? I've written up my own, and would like to see how it compares to your own."
  5. [19:07] <Atsuko> While certain disasters can simply be redacted from history, the smell of rotting corpses is something that just plain can't... Much to what is most likely the dismay of the rest of us. ... Unless one of us HAS a "rotting corpse scent" fetish, in which case we'll just hope they don't make it known. Atsuko looks down on the undead below, his neck now ensnared
  6. [19:07] <Atsuko> By the strings protruding from a small, purple floating balloon, his expression none too pleased by the zombies roaming about. “Well, Hitomi, we have the option of utilizing the fields for cover, but doing so would almost certainly lead to the destruction of crops and cause great trouble for the village…”
  7. 01[19:10] <~Plutonis> There appears to be some Tauros-led carriages on the distance, all of them loaded with various corpses, except for one, who has just a large plated coffin. Huh, you could swear you saw that one before.
  8. [19:11] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "I concur, we should minimize damage to the village as much as possible, however, damaging a small amount may become nessescary."
  9. [19:11] <Hitomi> "On the other hand, we're vastly outnumbered, and failure here...simply isn't an option for many reasons. If we don't use too much of the crops and give some money to the village to compensate, things should be fine. At least, that's what I believe." ...Is that...if it is, Hitomi has mixed feelings.
  10. 01[19:11] <~Plutonis> The stiffies appear to be loading the carriages with the villagers that couldn't escape their surprise attack, perhaps to take them somewhere they can be reanimated?
  11. [19:12] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Ugh, we should stop them.
  12. [19:13] <Atsuko> "As per a plan... There's little we can do to make use of the terrain otherwise, so a direct offense may very well be our best resort..." He takes note of and acknowledges Mitsuwa's... disposition towards the zombies. "Then let's!" Who's ready to slaughter zombies?
  13. 06[19:15] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro nods silently.
  14. [19:15] <Hitomi> "...Let's not get too reckless, here. We're already outnumbered, if we simply charge into their lines, we're goners. In any case, I'm certainly ready." A nod. Keeping it cool. SHE READY.
  15. 01[19:15] <~Plutonis> Roll dex for initiative~
  16. [19:16] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20+3
  17. [19:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 1d20+3: 11 [1d20=8]
  18. [19:16] <Hitomi> 1d20 Hitomi rolls.
  19. [19:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Hitomi rolls.: 14 [1d20=14]
  20. [19:16] <Atsuko> 1d20+2
  21. [19:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, 1d20+2: 13 [1d20=11]
  22. [19:16] <Atsuko> 1d20+5 Kimura
  23. [19:16] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, Kimura: 16 [1d20=11]
  24. [19:17] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> :O
  25. 03[19:18] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Kimura - Atsuko - Hitomi - Mitsuwa - Cavalry Zombie - Spear Zombie 1 - Spear Zombie 2 - Sword Zombie'
  26. [19:18] <Atsuko> "Of course! I didn't intend to sound as if I lacked respect for the lives of our troops."
  27. 01[19:19] <~Plutonis> Theme for Fight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcxfcQIPZjg
  28. 06[19:33] * Kimura moves up a bit, beside Ichiro. "Cover me."
  29. 01[19:34] <~Plutonis> (Bothy~)
  30. 06[19:34] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro nods.
  31. 06[19:35] * Atsuko skirts around the edge of the field, heading north and to the west of where Ichiro will soon be. "Hitomi, can I entrust you to the archers' defense?"
  32. [19:36] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "He should be fine for now, I don't beleive these zombies are faster than us on foot."
  33. 01[19:36] <~Plutonis> (Shukie)
  34. [19:37] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Shukie?)
  35. [19:37] <Giantree> (Shukie!)
  36. [19:37] <Hitomi> "Certainly. Though I might not be too close, I can still have you covered." She grins, and MARCHES. Having +1 base speed is neat.
  37. [19:37] <Hitomi> (GOD WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT)
  38. 01[19:39] <~Plutonis> The undead meanwhile, after noticing you start to gather together, clutching weapons. They are as silent as only corpses can be as they march.
  39. 01[19:40] <~Plutonis> (Back to you guys)
  40. 06[19:41] * Kimura moves forward again to remain in line with everyone.
  41. [19:42] <Hitomi> Hitomi mutters something about them being more intelligent than she imagined.
  42. [19:43] <Atsuko> "Draw the attention of the enemy lancers, Hitomi, but don't press the assault just yet!" He advances a bit further north.
  43. [19:46] <Hitomi> "Getting rather scattered here, we'll both end up making use of those defenses...but roger that." She moves!
  44. 06[19:47] * Hitomi does in fact draw their attention with a small display of lightning, as well. She's good at being flashy!
  45. 06[19:49] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro orders his troops to the north to protect the Daimyo.
  46. 06[19:49] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro also tries to be careful to not trample the fields too much..
  47. 01[19:49] <~Plutonis> The zombies continue to shamble forward, unblinking and apparently being led by some dark intellect...
  48. [19:51] <Hitomi> "...Surrounded by zombies. Lovely." She again mutters about needing to take a bath or whatever it is that people in this era do to not smell like week old trash.
  49. 06[19:54] * Kimura moves back, side-by-side but a short distance from the Daimyo, protecting the Daimyo's sister from the calvary with Diglett Arrows.
  50. [19:55] <Kimura> 10d10+200-125
  51. [19:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, 10d10+200-125: 110 [10d10=5,2,4,3,2,2,3,6,3,5]
  52. 01[19:58] <~Plutonis> (At the cavalry?)
  53. 01[19:58] <~Plutonis> (oh, already edited it an all. nice)
  54. [19:59] <Atsuko> .... Oh right, there's in-character stuff to be done. Whoops! "Mitsuwa, head to Kimura's defense!" In the meantime, he leads his squad in to strike down the spearmen zombies in the field of crops!
  55. [19:59] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "...But... Alright, my Daimyo."
  56. [19:59] <Atsuko> 10d10+200+200-150 Die, zombies! ... Again!
  57. [19:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, Die, zombies! ... Again!: 306 [10d10=7,2,9,6,2,9,1,10,1,9]
  58. 01[20:00] <~Plutonis> Some of the horsemen zombies are brought down, falling silently on the floor.
  59. [20:00] <Atsuko> "My men will be fine, and you will be saving more lives this way!"
  60. 01[20:02] <~Plutonis> 15d10+300-100 counter!
  61. [20:02] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counter!: 289 [15d10=9,10,6,1,6,1,3,10,6,7,8,7,1,4,10]
  62. 01[20:02] <~Plutonis> Atsuko and the undead meanwhile, clash in a bloody skirmish, with various losses from each side!
  63. [20:03] <Atsuko> Minus (150+5) for defenses... Makes that 134 damage, and twenty six dead... Or injured, if feeding them does any good to save their lives.
  64. [20:03] <Atsuko> field defenses and resistance**
  65. 01[20:05] <~Plutonis> (i already counted defens-oh yeah there's that)
  66. [20:08] <Hitomi> Hitomi takes things into her own hands due to seperation, and gets right on gutting this boss level fatty.
  67. [20:09] <Hitomi> 10d10+200-150 This is gonna sting
  68. [20:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, This is gonna sting: 110 [10d10=2,5,5,9,10,8,8,1,3,9]
  69. [20:09] <Kimura> ((PUNCHIN FATTIES
  70. [20:09] <Kimura> *))
  71. 01[20:09] <~Plutonis> 15d10+150-100 counterattack
  72. [20:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counterattack: 138 [15d10=4,5,10,3,10,8,4,8,6,2,6,1,7,7,7]
  73. 01[20:10] <~Plutonis> (Also you not accounting your dark se?)
  74. [20:11] <Hitomi> I didn't, still bad at this
  75. 01[20:12] <~Plutonis> (That makes 310 damage then)
  76. 01[20:16] <~Plutonis> The cavalry zombies notice Kimura and try to trample whatever is on their way before they go kill that dastardly archer!
  77. 01[20:17] <~Plutonis> 11d10+114-100 at Mitsuka!
  78. [20:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, at Mitsuka!: 73 [11d10=9,8,2,2,6,3,10,1,3,5,10]
  79. [20:17] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Ready, men!"
  80. [20:18] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d10+200-114
  81. [20:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 1d10+200-114: 88 [1d10=2]
  82. [20:18] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> triple weakness
  83. 01[20:18] <~Plutonis> (It's 10d10 bro.)
  84. [20:18] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> oh whoops
  85. 01[20:18] <~Plutonis> (triple weak would make it 10d10+800)
  86. [20:18] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 10d10+800-114
  87. [20:18] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 10d10+800-114: 743 [10d10=2,9,7,2,9,5,8,5,2,8]
  88. [20:19] <Kimura> And they are going to hurt now.
  89. [20:19] <Kimura> *))
  90. 01[20:20] <~Plutonis> Most of the horsezombies are skewered and sent back, with Ichiro's casualties barely passing a dozen!
  91. 01[20:20] <~Plutonis> (Holy shit you killed like 160 of them while losing only 16)
  92. 01[20:21] <~Plutonis> The spearmen meanwhile, head towards Kimura and attack him!
  93. 01[20:22] <~Plutonis> 12d10+240-115
  94. [20:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 12d10+240-115: 195 [12d10=3,4,9,1,2,7,10,1,10,6,7,10]
  95. 01[20:22] <~Plutonis> (Back to Kimura)
  96. 06[20:29] * Kimura quickly recovers from his minor setback, keeping up the assault on the calvary, to let Ichiro be able to move quicker!
  97. [20:29] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> OH.
  98. [20:29] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> I derped
  99. [20:29] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> YOJIIIIMBOOOOO
  100. 01[20:29] <~Plutonis> (Too late)
  101. [20:29] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (I thought Kimura was hitomi. >_<)
  102. [20:29] <Kimura> 11d10+220-39
  103. [20:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, 11d10+220-39: 230 [11d10=7,3,3,7,3,9,9,4,1,1,2]
  104. 01[20:30] <~Plutonis> (AP reduced to 110 since cavalry>archers)
  105. 01[20:31] <~Plutonis> (Oh wait, ground versus rock. nvm)
  106. [20:32] <Kimura> ((Yup.))
  107. [20:32] <Hitomi> (justasplanned.jpg)
  108. [20:32] <Atsuko> Well, apparently we know zombiemancering ourselves... Or managed to brainwash some of the zombies or something I don't know! Either way, Atsuko's forces position themselves such that hopefully his forces will slaughter the zombies! >:3
  109. 06[20:32] * DiceMaid-9001 is already in the car
  110. [20:32] <Atsuko> 10d10+213+213-120
  111. [20:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, 10d10+213+213-120: 356 [10d10=6,6,3,7,10,6,2,2,2,6]
  112. 01[20:32] <~Plutonis> The cavalry is all but completely anhilated meanwhile!
  113. 01[20:33] <~Plutonis> 12d10+120-107
  114. [20:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 12d10+120-107: 99 [12d10=5,10,1,10,9,9,9,6,10,6,2,9]
  115. 01[20:34] <~Plutonis> (Hitomi~)
  116. [20:36] <Hitomi> Hitomi's troops are refreshed by the crop supply! Or maybe they're helping themselves. Who knows! Either way, once that's all said and through, Hitomi decides to CUT OFF the headless spearman forces in every sense she can manage. Mostly the 'my army has a bunch of sharpened sticks' kind, though.
  117. 01[20:39] <~Plutonis> 12d10+72 counterattack roll anyway
  118. [20:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counterattack roll anyway: 140 [12d10=10,3,9,6,10,3,2,7,4,10,1,3]
  119. 01[20:40] <~Plutonis> (eh, minus 81. So 59)
  120. [20:47] <Hitomi> 10d10+800-125 Slashing spears and blasting ghosts with darkness. It's super duper effective. And dem typos on their defense.
  121. [20:47] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Slashing spears and blasting ghosts with darkness. It's super duper effective. And dem typos on their defense.: 726 [10d10=9,1,2,8,3,2,7,9,6,4]
  122. 01[20:48] <~Plutonis> Almost a hundred zombies are anhilated by that!
  123. [20:50] <Hitomi> Just as planned. Come at her, zombie scum.
  124. [20:50] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 9d10+736 or wait would it be more due to TRIPLE and NOT double?
  125. [20:50] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, or wait would it be more due to TRIPLE and NOT double?: 776 [9d10=7,3,7,2,3,3,7,7,1]
  126. [20:50] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> since rock, and ground and spears?
  127. [20:50] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> thus 8x damage?
  128. [20:50] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> ()
  129. [20:51] <Atsuko> (Only apply type effectiveness once. 2x? 4x? 5x thanks to Dry Sk-ohwaitwedon'thaveabilitieshere. Just double it.)
  130. [20:51] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Ah ok)
  131. [20:52] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> oh yeah, dont I heal too?
  132. [20:52] <Hitomi> You probably should have healed THEN attacked, since healing boosts your attack (and defense). Woop!
  133. [20:53] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (True. Well its massive overkill as it is.)
  134. 01[20:53] <~Plutonis> (At the cavalry anyway?)
  135. [20:53] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Yeah.)
  136. [20:53] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Best to get rid of them.)
  137. 01[20:54] <~Plutonis> Ichiro's spearmen mop up whatever left of the centaur zombies!
  138. 03[20:54] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Kimura - Atsuko - Hitomi - Mitsuwa - Spear Zombie 1 - Spear Zombie 2 - Sword Zombie'
  139. [20:54] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Good work, men! Let's keep it up!"
  140. [20:54] <Hitomi> Hitomi should be counterattacked right about now!
  141. [20:54] <Hitomi> You know. Just to pretend to be fair.
  142. 01[20:55] <~Plutonis> (I already rolled that)
  143. [20:55] <Hitomi> Oh. THAT'S what you rolled.
  144. 01[20:55] <~Plutonis> (when you dc'd. 59 damage)
  145. 01[20:55] <~Plutonis> Anyway, the fat sword zombies head to Ichiro's squad and attack him! Uh-oh!
  146. [20:56] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Stand fast men!"
  147. [20:56] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Bulwark!)
  148. 06[20:56] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro 's troops defense rises to 115?
  149. 01[20:56] <~Plutonis> 9d10+395-115
  150. [20:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 9d10+395-115: 319 [9d10=4,3,1,9,7,1,3,2,9]
  151. 01[20:57] <~Plutonis> (Kimura's defenses also increase btw)
  152. [20:57] <Kimura> ((So what does Bulwark increase them by?))
  153. [20:58] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 10d10+100-99 counterattack. dididoitright?
  154. [20:58] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, counterattack. dididoitright?: 52 [10d10=2,8,1,6,4,2,1,10,9,8]
  155. 01[20:59] <~Plutonis> Ichiro's troops are hit HARD by the zombies who cut through them
  156. 01[21:00] <~Plutonis> The headless spearmen attack Hitomi's group meanwhile!
  157. 01[21:00] <~Plutonis> 4d10+24-100
  158. [21:00] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 4d10+24-100: -56 [4d10=2,5,3,10]
  159. 01[21:00] <~Plutonis> (welp)
  160. 01[21:01] <~Plutonis> And the skinny spears go towards Kimura again!
  161. 01[21:01] <~Plutonis> 8d10+174-125
  162. [21:01] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 8d10+174-125: 107 [8d10=9,10,5,5,4,7,8,10]
  163. [21:01] <Kimura> ((If that's all the attacking I take, then I just recover it anyway.))
  164. 01[21:02] <~Plutonis> (True. Your turn now anyway. Also roll counter, hitomi)
  165. 06[21:02] * Kimura heals back up and shoots the Fatlies.
  166. [21:03] <Hitomi> ...Hah. Hah hah. Look at them, plinking. Cute.
  167. [21:03] <Kimura> 10d10+600-95
  168. [21:03] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, 10d10+600-95: 546 [10d10=2,4,9,5,6,4,1,7,2,1]
  169. 01[21:03] <~Plutonis> "..." They just try to doink the girl's soldiers.
  170. [21:05] <Hitomi> 9d10-49+752 It's so cute she could die. But nah, someone's already double dead here, we don't need more.
  171. [21:05] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, It's so cute she could die. But nah, someone's already double dead here, we don't need more.: 759 [9d10=8,9,10,1,7,2,10,2,7]
  172. 01[21:05] <~Plutonis> (Actually that's supposed to be 800, david)
  173. [21:06] <Kimura> (Sorry. Just add an extra 200 damage to my shit, then.))
  174. 01[21:06] <~Plutonis> They crumble to dust after their talismans are cut in half!
  175. [21:07] <Atsuko> Zombies should be in the ground where they belong, not trying to whack us with sticks and stuff! ... Who even furnished these zombies with sticks and swords and stuff? WHY would they arm zombies? ... Not that this is Atsuko's train of thought as his men attempt to cut down the spearmen, but it's definitely his player's.
  176. [21:07] <Atsuko> 10d10+400-87
  177. [21:07] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, 10d10+400-87: 381 [10d10=4,9,9,9,10,8,1,2,8,8]
  178. 01[21:08] <~Plutonis> "..." They are still silent even after being cut down. That's a bit eerie actually!
  179. 01[21:09] <~Plutonis> 8d10+87-100 counter
  180. [21:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counter: 15 [8d10=1,3,5,5,3,1,4,6]
  181. 01[21:09] <~Plutonis> They just manage so stab up just three Koketsuna soldiers anyway.
  182. [21:12] <Hitomi> It's certainly more eerie than the headless going down without a word. After all, they lacked a mouth!
  183. [21:18] <Hitomi> Hitomi takes the time to catch up, and enjoy the fruits of farming all the while! She really is trying to make sure that the trampling isn't all that bad, but hey!
  184. 06[21:20] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro eyes the obese zombies carefully, as some of his troops comsume the fruits of the land.
  185. 01[21:22] <~Plutonis> (Ichiro's turn then?)
  186. [21:23] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Yeah.)
  187. 01[21:23] <~Plutonis> (Or skipping and healing?)
  188. [21:23] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Do I need to skip to heal?)
  189. 01[21:23] <~Plutonis> (no, autoheal)
  190. [21:24] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 8d10+172-20
  191. [21:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 8d10+172-20: 200 [8d10=5,9,1,6,8,4,7,8]
  192. [21:24] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> I think im doing it right
  193. [21:24] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Attacking fat zombies)
  194. [21:24] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Need to half something. not sure what)
  195. 01[21:24] <~Plutonis> (halve the 172)
  196. [21:24] <Atsuko> (So 114 damage)
  197. 01[21:25] <~Plutonis> 2d10+80 counter
  198. [21:25] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, counter: 87 [2d10=5,2]
  199. 01[21:25] <~Plutonis> (Hahahaha literally 1 damage)
  200. [21:25] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> nope. Bulwark is up
  201. [21:25] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> so 0
  202. 01[21:26] <~Plutonis> The few remaining zombies can't pass through Ichiro's defenses!
  203. 01[21:26] <~Plutonis> 1d10+17 attacking ichiro one last time then
  204. [21:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, attacking ichiro one last time then: 26 [1d10=9]
  205. 01[21:26] <~Plutonis> 4d10+98 spearmen attack atsuko one last time as well
  206. [21:26] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, spearmen attack atsuko one last time as well: 115 [4d10=2,6,8,1]
  207. [21:27] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 8d10+(172/2)
  208. [21:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 8d10+(172/2): 223 [8d10=4,4,10,2,7,5,8,9]
  209. [21:27] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (I dont think that worked)
  210. 01[21:27] <~Plutonis> (86 :/)
  211. [21:27] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 8d10+86
  212. [21:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 8d10+86: 116 [8d10=8,1,2,1,2,1,10,5]
  213. 01[21:27] <~Plutonis> (roll 8d10+86)
  214. 01[21:27] <~Plutonis> (oh cool)
  215. [21:28] <Atsuko> 9d10+198+198-49 Counterattack!
  216. [21:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, Counterattack!: 389 [9d10=3,9,8,2,6,1,2,6,5]
  217. 01[21:29] <~Plutonis> Thankfully, the last undead are finally sent back to rest! There appears to be some stragglers among the carriages though. While most of them retreat back to the Satomi lands, the one with the ornate and strangely familiar coffin stayed behind...
  218. 01[21:29] <~Plutonis> Two of the jiangshi take it off the cart and put it standing before you as it slowly opens...
  219. 06[21:30] * Kimura takes aim, ready to shoot that last one right in the face.
  220. 06[21:30] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro takes up his combat stance.
  221. [21:32] <Atsuko> Atsuko withdraws his sword, awaiting the emergence of whatever... Or possibly WHOever... Is inside.
  222. 01[21:32] <~Plutonis> Leaving the coffin appears to be a... Pineco? No, not that. There is a dead Pineco with an amulet on it, but it's lodged on where there should be the skull of the shambling corpse leaving the coffin. It appears to be wearing ornate clothes... Oh dear, you know whose clothes are those, and whose corpse was this coffin.
  223. 06[21:32] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro gasps "HOW DARE THEY DEFILE THE CORPSE OF OUR FORMER LORD?!"
  224. 01[21:32] <~Plutonis> "Oooooooh... Iiiii... Want to play Pokémari a bit mooooore...." A moan comes from the Pineco-headed corpse's throat. Or should i say... Imagawa Yoshimoto.
  225. [21:33] <Hitomi> Yyyyyyyyyyyep. "Apparently, until we stop the Satomi from being a threat, we need to keep security tight around notable corpses."
  226. 06[21:34] * Kimura remains locked on what was now confirmed as the former Daimyo, remaining SIRENTRY
  227. 01[21:38] <~Plutonis> "Mitsuuuwa where are yooou? I remember you were hit by the Pineco, but it rebounded on me and i think i passed out...!" Zombie Yoshimoto wobbles around, unaware of his surroundings until the amulet on the Pineco's head and the human's chest start to glow with a purple light.
  228. 06[21:38] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro frowns sadly, but tries to hide it.
  229. [21:39] <Hitomi> Hitomi's expression is completely unchanged. She'd figure this sort of thing would happen the moment the fancy coffin showed. To be honest it's amusing, but she figures she shouldn't let that show.
  230. [21:40] <Atsuko> And just WHO thought it'd be a good idea to not bury him within arms' reach? "Lord Yoshimoto..." A short pause. "To do such a thing to our belated Lord... This is far more than an act of aggression on our lands..." This only makes Botherer wonder what's up with THEIR lord.
  231. [21:42] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "...Yes...It is..."
  232. 06[21:42] * Kimura is still all silent and stern, because he's a weird forest guy like that.
  233. 01[21:42] <~Plutonis> The corpse stiffens up while it talks with a growling otherworldly voice. "Soldiers. Retreat. This land is now under the rule of Yoshitaka Satomi."
  234. 01[21:45] <~Plutonis> Most of the soldiers shudder and start to back off, unsure of who to follow until only you four are faced with Yoshimoto. "And the four of you... How dare you imposters take my place?" Says the cadaver. (Roll WIS)
  235. [21:46] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20+2
  236. [21:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 1d20+2: 7 [1d20=5]
  237. [21:46] <Hitomi> 1d20+1 WeeeeeeS
  238. [21:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, WeeeeeeS: 14 [1d20=13]
  239. [21:46] <Atsuko> 1d20+2 I'll wiz it up real good if you know what I mean
  240. [21:46] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, I'll wiz it up real good if you know what I mean: 19 [1d20=17]
  241. 01[21:48] <~Plutonis> Ichiro and Hitomi start feeling some doubts. I mean, it's a zombier but it's still their Daimyo... Right?
  242. [21:48] <Kimura> 1d20-3
  243. [21:48] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, 1d20-3: 12 [1d20=15]
  244. 01[21:49] <~Plutonis> Same goes for Kimura.
  245. [21:53] <Hitomi> Sadly for that WIS check, she's pretty damn sure he was dead last she checked. Not to mention he was more of a waste of space than anything else even when mostly alive. Granted, he is pretty similar to...well, himself...but...frankly, it doesn't matter how dead he is. Of course, no one else looks quite as convinced as she's at least pretending to be, so she'll keep quiet for the more eloquent
  246. [21:53] <Hitomi> speakers around here, just in case some really freaky shit is going down.
  247. 06[21:54] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro has his doubts about fighting him....If he's our lord and still alive...
  248. 01[21:55] <~Plutonis> "Are you lot not going to grovel for forgiveness? Master Yoshitaka promises you all amnesty as long as you serve him. To be able to defeat undead soldiers shows some prowess of you."
  249. 01[21:56] <~Plutonis> He removes the Pineco, revealing himself to be headless above his neck. Then the creature is put down on the floor. "I will serve the Satomi now that they cured that condition of mine. It's suggested you do the same... One way or another."
  250. [21:57] <Hitomi> "...Alright, so basically...you're forcing us to join a nation that slaughters villages for some numbers. If we refuse, you'll kill us."
  251. [21:57] <Hitomi> "Do I have that right?"
  252. [22:00] <Atsuko> Atsuko wasn't quite sure WHAT to say before he did that... Well, he probably WAS, but Botherer wasn't. "Lord Satomi, your means of waging war are deplorable. Slaughtering the innocent, and making use of their corpses to fuel your own army... Have you no shame? Even if Yoshimoto, dead or alive, were to have joined you of his own conviction, I would perish
  253. [22:00] <Atsuko> before I drop on my knees before you!" He withdraws a bow from behind him, and makes himself ready to use it.
  254. [22:01] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (You're a bow user?)
  255. [22:01] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Never knew.)
  256. [22:01] <Atsuko> (It's, like, the ONLY thing in my actual fluff inventory.)
  257. 06[22:01] * Kimura , unlike others, held loyalty to honor over loyalty to a person, his bow dropping for half a second as he thought it was Yoshimoto, but then raising back up at the order to join the Satomi.
  258. 01[22:02] <~Plutonis> You would feel a smirk from the headless body... If he had a head in first place. "You are smart, boy. But when i kill the lot of you, there won't be anyone who know that this body is but a meat puppet. But don't worry, i shall make sure you are resurrected as my loyal generals. Of course, you need to pay me back for the puppets you got rid in first place..."
  259. [22:03] <Hitomi> "Well said!" She readies her magics, probably more excited than any of them at blowing up this person's body. Terrible person? Probably!
  260. 06[22:04] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro sighs conflicted between loyalties.
  261. [22:05] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> Is the animated corpse of your old lord still your old lord?
  262. 06[22:05] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro ponders this.
  263. 01[22:07] <~Plutonis> (Dexes and Speed)
  264. [22:08] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (17dex, 10 speed)
  265. [22:08] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Wartortle)
  266. [22:08] <Kimura> ((Oh, we sendin mans?))
  267. [22:09] <Hitomi> 11 Dex, Hitomi sends out the MASTER OF KILLING THINGS, Katsu the Combusken, with 15 Speed!
  268. [22:09] <Kimura> ((I have 20dex, and I'll send Uingu with 13 spd))
  269. 01[22:10] <~Plutonis> Two large Zombies approach Yoshimoto and his Pineco. They appear to be wanting to join the fray as well!
  270. [22:10] <Atsuko> "We will not yield to a man who uses dark sorcery to suppress the will of others! Even if he's deceased, the real Yoshimoto still lay within!" He unleashes an Apricorn Ball, unleashing a Castform from within. (15 DEX, Reppuu @ 10, Fuko @ 7)
  271. 06[22:11] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro still seems conflicted, but he has his Wartortle, Genbu out from the earlier battle.
  272. 01[22:11] <~Plutonis> (Atsuko has dualwield?)
  273. 06[22:11] * Kimura snaps his fingers, and a Fearow comes flying from the background to his side. Because Ranger.
  274. [22:11] <Atsuko> (Close enough.)
  275. 01[22:12] <~Plutonis> (Why you put two speeds then? having the drifloon out as the same time as the castform?)
  276. [22:12] <castfromhp> (damnit you guys y u use castform?)
  277. [22:12] <Atsuko> (Part of the Team [Drifloon])
  278. 03[22:14] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Kimura | Ichiro | Atsuko | Yoshimoto | Hitomi | Zombie 1 || Zombie 2 | Katsu | Uingu | Genbu | Repuu | Pineco | Fuko'
  279. 01[22:15] <~Plutonis> "Sorcery... The Satomi necromantic arts are not to be trifled, kid! I master life and death! Even your old lord is a puppet before me!"
  280. 01[22:16] <~Plutonis> (Kimura's turn)
  281. 06[22:17] * Kimura quickly fires his quivered arrow at the false Daimyo without hesitation (namely Yoshimoto)
  282. [22:17] <Kimura> 1d20 accuracy check? Not sure if mod.
  283. [22:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, accuracy check? Not sure if mod.: 7 [1d20=7]
  284. 01[22:18] <~Plutonis> (Hits)
  285. [22:21] <Kimura> 2d10+8+5 Am I doing this right?
  286. [22:21] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, Am I doing this right?: 26 [2d10=9,4]
  287. [22:22] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (If you have weapon of choice, I beleive so.)
  288. 01[22:22] <~Plutonis> The arrow just lodges on his throat. It... Doens't appear to do much though.
  289. [22:23] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Forgive me, Lord Yoshimoto, I will put you out of your misery."
  290. [22:23] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 Yari strike
  291. [22:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, Yari strike: 15 [1d20=15]
  292. [22:23] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 2d10+8+6+6+3
  293. [22:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 2d10+8+6+6+3: 33 [2d10=4,6]
  294. 01[22:24] <~Plutonis> The Yari pierces his flesh, although it doesn't even bleed. "Hahahaha... I can see from his memories, you are the son of the useless bodyguard he had. Maybe i should have reanimated him as well, how funny would that be?"
  295. 06[22:25] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro growls angrily. We will have your head, Satomi."
  296. [22:27] <Atsuko> "We shall sever the strings with which you exert dominion over Lord Yoshimoto!" Still aimed at Yoshimoto, Atsuko pulls back his bow's... Drawstring, is it called? This probably looks silly because, well... He didn't load up the bow with anything. He's quick to point it, despite this. Right at Hitomi. "May the winds that blow forth guide those that let it...
  297. [22:27] <Atsuko> Divine Guidance, Tendou!” Atsuko releases the bow, and a brilliant flash of light emerges from the crystal embedded in it. A gust of wind blasts out from the crystal, spiraling around Atsuko before driving forth in Hitomi’s direction. Leader’s Guidance! Hitomi can perform an additional At-Will Move this turn!
  298. 01[22:28] <~Plutonis> "Come on boy, don't you want to play Pokémari like this meat puppet here?" Yoshimoto takes off a ball from under his vest and kicks it on Kimura's face!
  299. 01[22:29] <~Plutonis> 5#1d20
  300. [22:29] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 5#1d20: 10 [1d20=10], 10 [1d20=10], 5 [1d20=5], 9 [1d20=9], 4 [1d20=4]
  301. 01[22:29] <~Plutonis> Repeatedly.
  302. [22:29] <Kimura> ((So...they hit?))
  303. [22:29] <Hitomi> Hitomi uses the moment to make something BURN. The Pineco? The Pineco.
  304. 01[22:29] <~Plutonis> (just the first two)
  305. 01[22:29] <~Plutonis> 2#1d10+14+5 Rock Blast
  306. [22:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Rock Blast: 27 [1d10=8], 22 [1d10=3]
  307. [22:30] <Hitomi> 1d20 She lets forth a plume of Lava on that Pineco, and makes it count! Probably!
  308. [22:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, She lets forth a plume of Lava on that Pineco, and makes it count! Probably!: 8 [1d20=8]
  309. [22:30] <Hitomi> Close enough!
  310. [22:30] <Hitomi> Does it troll with Protect or something?
  311. 01[22:31] <~Plutonis> Nope. It starts biding until ready though.
  312. [22:32] <Hitomi> 3d10+12+16 Well, that implies that the thing survives in the first place. Smoking hot!
  313. [22:32] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Well, that implies that the thing survives in the first place. Smoking hot!: 45 [3d10=4,10,3]
  314. 01[22:32] <~Plutonis> The Pineco isn't that singed though... Mostly because it's almost completely fossilized.
  315. 06[22:33] * Kimura gets hit hard by the ball twice, and looks somewhat worse for wear.
  316. 01[22:33] <~Plutonis> The two zombies, meanwhile, slam their arms at Hitomi and Atsuko!
  317. 01[22:33] <~Plutonis> 2#1d20 Slam
  318. [22:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Slam: 19 [1d20=19], 13 [1d20=13]
  319. 01[22:34] <~Plutonis> 2#2d12+26
  320. [22:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 2#2d12+26: 38 [2d12=11,1], 45 [2d12=11,8]
  321. 01[22:34] <~Plutonis> (woops, 32 and 39 damage)
  322. [22:34] <Hitomi> "Is...hm...aaaaaahhhh." A few things click. She also attacks again because Atsuko is a boss before they land their hits. She decides to smoke Yoshimoto's animated body, too!
  323. 01[22:35] <~Plutonis> (no wait, damage is right, nvm~)
  324. [22:35] <Hitomi> 1d20 LAVA PLUMING!
  325. [22:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, LAVA PLUMING!: 2 [1d20=2]
  326. [22:35] <Hitomi> 1d20 FUCK OFF, PROBABILITY CONTROL
  327. [22:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, FUCK OFF, PROBABILITY CONTROL: 8 [1d20=8]
  328. [22:35] <Hitomi> 3d10+12+16 Hitomi is likely very worse for wear by the time all that ends.
  329. [22:35] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Hitomi is likely very worse for wear by the time all that ends.: 41 [3d10=5,5,3]
  330. 01[22:37] <~Plutonis> One of Yoshimoto's arms is burned to the bone. How gross. Pokémon turns anyway.
  331. [22:37] <Atsuko> Atsuko moves his arm to intercept the flailing arm that otherwise would've been driven into his face... But that doesn't do much of anything to make it hurt less... Just change where it hurts! OWW! 39/84 HP
  332. [22:38] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "My lord! Are you okay?"
  333. [22:39] <Hitomi> "Gah...Katsu, Rock Slide! Aim for the Pineco, and as many other things as possible!" Rock doesn't resist rock. Fun times!
  334. [22:39] <Hitomi> 1d20 ROCKING.
  335. [22:39] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, ROCKING.: 15 [1d20=15]
  336. [22:39] <Atsuko> "It's merely a bruise, Mitsuwa... It'll heal." 50+% Max HP in one shot TOTALLY hurts.
  337. [22:40] <Hitomi> 3d10+12+17 on Pineco, and anything it can fit in a 4 meter wide column!
  338. [22:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, on Pineco, and anything it can fit in a 4 meter wide column!: 44 [3d10=3,10,2]
  339. 06[22:42] * Kimura meanwhile nods to Uingu, who then featherdances at Pineco and anything in range! (-2 Attack Combat Stages)
  340. 01[22:43] <~Plutonis> The Pineco doesn't really give a fuck. It still bides on.
  341. 01[22:43] <~Plutonis> One of the zombies is hit though!
  342. [22:43] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Genbu, Jump in there, and get it done!"
  343. [22:44] <Hitomi> Featherdance has an AC!
  344. [22:44] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 Water pulse on as many zombies as possible with no friendly fire as a priority.
  345. [22:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, Water pulse on as many zombies as possible with no friendly fire as a priority.: 14 [1d20=14]
  346. [22:44] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 2d8+8+10+4
  347. [22:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 2d8+8+10+4: 26 [2d8=1,3]
  348. 01[22:44] <~Plutonis> (Hits the two zombies)
  349. [22:44] <Kimura> 1d20 Dancin!
  350. [22:44] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, Dancin!: 2 [1d20=2]
  351. 01[22:45] <~Plutonis> One of the zombies look much worse for the wear, his arm has fallen off!
  352. [22:45] <Kimura> FUUUUU
  353. 01[22:45] <~Plutonis> The other still looks as healthy as a zombie can be though.
  354. [22:46] <Atsuko> Atsuko tugs on one of the two little hearts dangling from the strings around his neck. "Reppu, go forth!" Part of the Team activates! Reppu lets go, and now acts on his own free will for two rounds.
  355. [22:48] <Atsuko> ... Wait, I meant "Poke-Assist."
  356. [22:48] <Atsuko> Derp.
  357. [22:48] <Atsuko> Either way, same thing.
  358. 01[22:48] <~Plutonis> The little Balloon starts shrinking. (Minimized!)
  359. [22:49] <Atsuko> Atsuko's attention is directed towards the other little round thingy nearby him. "Fuko Tera, Bringer of Calamity, let disaster rain forth upon them all!" Future Sight!
  360. 01[22:50] <~Plutonis> Turn reset back to Kimura!
  361. [22:51] <Atsuko> You know that twinkle people get in their eyes when they're about to do something horrible and love every second of it? That's the look in this demon's eye as the little wrecking ball of nature ascends and proceeds forth.
  362. 06[22:51] * Kimura quickly resets his bow, breathing through the pain and attacking the zombified Yoshimoto again!
  363. [22:52] <Kimura> 1d20 schwing!
  364. [22:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, schwing!: 11 [1d20=11]
  365. 01[22:52] <~Plutonis> Hits!
  366. [22:52] <Kimura> 2d10+8+5
  367. [22:52] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, 2d10+8+5: 21 [2d10=1,7]
  368. 01[22:53] <~Plutonis> It just penetrates his gut though, sticking from there. "This fatass has its use i believe. He might have not been a good warrior but he can take some punishment."
  369. [22:54] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Ugh, you bastard! You will pay for your crimes!"
  370. [22:55] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Also, Aura check on 'our former lord')
  371. [22:55] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 Yari
  372. [22:55] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, Yari: 12 [1d20=12]
  373. [22:56] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 2d10+8+6+6+3 if hit (On former lord)
  374. [22:56] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, if hit (On former lord): 34 [2d10=7,4]
  375. 01[22:56] <~Plutonis> The corpses themselves have no aura at all, however the talismans on them are crackling with darkness.
  376. 06[22:56] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro tries to aim for the talisman
  377. 01[22:56] <~Plutonis> The Yari pierces the kidney, but when Ichiro pulls back, just a few squirts of pus leave it.
  378. 01[22:57] <~Plutonis> It appears the Talisman deflects direct attacks... There IS dark magic on it.
  379. [22:58] <Atsuko> Atsuko draws his bowstring once more, this time aiming for Ichiro as the winds fill him with an invigorating energy! Attack again, Ichiro! ... Or perform some other At-Will action.
  380. 06[22:59] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro delays action.
  381. 01[22:59] <~Plutonis> Yoshimoto meanwhile takes the Pineco and attaches it to his head before headbutting Ichiro!
  382. 01[22:59] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Headbutt
  383. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Headbutt: 10 [1d20=10]
  384. [22:59] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> I think that hits.
  385. 01[22:59] <~Plutonis> 1d12+26 bug damage
  386. [22:59] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, bug damage: 34 [1d12=8]
  387. 06[23:00] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro gives no fucks.
  388. 01[23:08] <~Plutonis> The Zombies bite down on Atsuko and Reppu, hopefully not spreading the T-Virus!
  389. 01[23:08] <~Plutonis> 2#1d20 Bite
  390. [23:08] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Bite: 16 [1d20=16], 5 [1d20=5]
  391. 01[23:08] <~Plutonis> (Miss because of minimize i guess)
  392. [23:08] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Who's the 16 on?)
  393. [23:08] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> For the team!
  394. 01[23:08] <~Plutonis> (Atsuko. who is flinched)
  395. 06[23:08] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro jumps in the way of the bite.
  396. 01[23:09] <~Plutonis> 1d10+15 flinch at Ichiro then
  397. [23:09] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, flinch at Ichiro then: 19 [1d10=4]
  398. [23:09] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Would that make me lose my next turn, or just my delayed action?)
  399. [23:09] <Hitomi> ...Frigg it. She's gonna keep her distance and smoke the former lord some more.
  400. 01[23:09] <~Plutonis> (Delayed action)
  401. [23:10] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (Ok.)
  402. [23:10] <Hitomi> 1d20 She'll likely fall over soon, oop!
  403. [23:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, She'll likely fall over soon, oop!: 13 [1d20=13]
  404. [23:10] <Hitomi> 3d10+12+17 on Yoshi!
  405. [23:10] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, on Yoshi!: 37 [3d10=2,2,4]
  406. 01[23:11] <~Plutonis> He's singed some more!
  407. 01[23:11] <~Plutonis> (chicken)
  408. 01[23:12] <~Plutonis> (chiiicken)
  409. 01[23:14] <~Plutonis> (Kimura's mon i guess?)
  410. [23:15] <Hitomi> ...Dammit I'm slow today. At least say the chicken's name. :(
  411. 06[23:15] * Kimura has Uingu fly into the Pineco with an Aerial Ace attack that cannot hit and is Super Effective with STAB!
  412. [23:16] <Hitomi> No it isn't. Fossilized bullshit. Also >cannot hit
  413. [23:16] <Kimura> >miss
  414. [23:17] <Kimura> 2d10+8+13+4
  415. [23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Kimura, 2d10+8+13+4: 41 [2d10=10,6]
  416. [23:17] <Hitomi> Meanwhile, the chicken! "Katsu, Night Slash! Aim for a zombie, but get as much as you can!
  417. [23:17] <Hitomi> 1d20
  418. [23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, 1d20: 2 [1d20=2]
  419. [23:17] <Hitomi> 1d20 Is this dangerous? Hell yeah it's dangerous. Fuck you, probability control.
  420. [23:17] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Is this dangerous? Hell yeah it's dangerous. Fuck you, probability control.: 5 [1d20=5]
  421. 01[23:18] <~Plutonis> The Pineco abides. It's too rocky-looking to be knocked out by that though.
  422. 01[23:18] <~Plutonis> It does look to be on the last legs...
  423. 01[23:18] <~Plutonis> (Also hit)
  424. [23:19] <Hitomi> 3d8+10+16 CLOSE ENOUGH. Using pass to get as much targets as possible, aiming for the weaker of two zombies unless it limits the target list!
  425. [23:19] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, CLOSE ENOUGH. Using pass to get as much targets as possible, aiming for the weaker of two zombies unless it limits the target list!: 36 [3d8=2,4,4]
  426. 01[23:22] <~Plutonis> The weaker-looking zombie has its Talisman cut in half! It crumbles into a pile of meat.
  427. 01[23:22] <~Plutonis> (Genbu)
  428. [23:22] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Genbu! Respond in kind!"
  429. [23:22] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 1d20 BITE THE ZOMBIE
  430. [23:22] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, BITE THE ZOMBIE: 20 [1d20=20]
  431. 01[23:22] <~Plutonis> (Critflinch)
  432. [23:22] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> (haha oh wow)
  433. [23:22] <Kimura> ((GREAT SUCCESS))
  434. [23:22] <Atsuko> (BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!)
  435. [23:22] <Hitomi> Katsu is feeling it! (Moxie!)
  436. [23:22] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> 4d10+16+10
  437. [23:23] <DiceMaid-9001> Mitsuwa_Ichiro, 4d10+16+10: 40 [4d10=9,2,2,1]
  438. 01[23:23] <~Plutonis> The zombie has his leg turn off, which is hella gross! (Reppu)
  439. [23:24] <Atsuko> (Your pick, Plut.)
  440. 01[23:24] <~Plutonis> Oh wait. The Drifloon starts gathering electricity... And tries to summon a lightning strike at Yoshimoto!1
  441. 01[23:24] <~Plutonis> 1d20 thunder
  442. [23:24] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, thunder: 6 [1d20=6]
  443. 01[23:24] <~Plutonis> Which misses.
  444. 01[23:25] <~Plutonis> The Pineco meanwhile, stopped biding his time... He jumps at Ichiro and RELEASES PENT-UP ENERGY!
  445. 01[23:25] <~Plutonis> (124 damage)
  446. [23:26] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Ooooof!"
  447. 01[23:26] <~Plutonis> (can't be reduced either)
  448. 06[23:26] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro falls unconcious.
  449. 03[23:26] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Kimura | Atsuko | Yoshimoto | Hitomi || Zombie 2 | Katsu | Uingu | Genbu | Repuu | Pineco | Fuko'
  450. 01[23:27] <~Plutonis> (Fuko's turn?)
  451. [23:27] <Atsuko> That's okay! The Drifloon loosens its strings, and after a burst of air a little berry falls out! Let's see if this turns out to be necessary in a second. ... And seeing Mitsuwa bowled over is DEFINITELY a sign he should be eating that. "Mitsuwa!" Atsuko cries out as the... Thing... Takes out his bodyguard so thoroughly. "Fuko, set the stage for calamity!
  452. [23:27] <Atsuko> Ominous Wind!"
  453. [23:27] <Atsuko> 1d20 The Castform floats over Ichiro's body, taking aim at the Pineco and Yoshimoto!
  454. [23:27] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, The Castform floats over Ichiro's body, taking aim at the Pineco and Yoshimoto!: 19 [1d20=19]
  455. [23:28] <Atsuko> 2d10+26 Ghost type damage!
  456. [23:28] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, Ghost type damage!: 41 [2d10=5,10]
  457. 01[23:28] <~Plutonis> Uingu and Genbu get their stats increased!
  458. [23:29] <Atsuko> AWWW yeah! And just to clarify... "At the end of the second turn after Future Sight is used" would be now?
  459. 01[23:29] <~Plutonis> The Pineco is destroyed by the ghostly wind.
  460. 01[23:29] <~Plutonis> (Yes)
  461. 03[23:29] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Kimura | Atsuko | Yoshimoto | Hitomi || Zombie 2 | Katsu | Uingu | Genbu | Repuu | Fuko'
  462. [23:29] <Atsuko> A black dot appears behind Yoshimoto.
  463. [23:30] <Atsuko> 1d20 It grows near infinitely larger before...
  464. [23:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, It grows near infinitely larger before...: 11 [1d20=11]
  465. [23:30] <Atsuko> 4d12+38 A beam of black light blasts out from that point, rushing straight through both it and that one other zombie... Since two points makes a line.
  466. [23:30] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, A beam of black light blasts out from that point, rushing straight through both it and that one other zombie... Since two points makes a line.: 54 [4d12=6,7,1,2]
  467. 01[23:32] <~Plutonis> Yoshimoto's flesh is completely ripped from his body by those attacks, and the zombie is evaporated! However, the headless skeleton is up... And enraged.
  468. 03[23:32] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Yoshimoto |Kimura | Atsuko | Hitomi || Yoshimoto | Katsu | Uingu | Genbu | Repuu | Fuko'
  469. [23:33] <Kimura> Wait, Yoshimoto gets two turns now?))
  470. [23:33] <Atsuko> (RAGE mode!)
  471. 01[23:33] <~Plutonis> "You little maggots! Death will be nothing compared to what i will bring to you lot!" Says the voice coming from the talisman.
  472. 01[23:33] <~Plutonis> He starts thrashing around at Kimura!
  473. 01[23:33] <~Plutonis> 1d20 Thrash
  474. [23:33] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, Thrash: 18 [1d20=18]
  475. 01[23:34] <~Plutonis> 5d12+38
  476. [23:34] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, 5d12+38: 81 [5d12=7,10,11,5,10]
  477. 06[23:34] * Kimura gets knocked out to infinity!
  478. 03[23:34] * Plutonis changes topic to 'Yoshimoto | Atsuko | Hitomi || Yoshimoto | Katsu | Uingu | Genbu | Repuu | Fuko'
  479. 01[23:35] <~Plutonis> "You will be cleaning the toilets of my palace when i revive your lifeless bodies!"
  480. [23:36] <Atsuko> ... Well, this isn't going to go any well at all, is it? "Hitomi, draw back!" Atsuko takes a HUGE step back (as in "Shift Actions the fuck away") and takes aim at Hitomi! The burst of wind that emerges is a calming wind, which slightly soothes the wounds that have befallen her.
  481. [23:36] <Atsuko> 2d20+2 This healing isn't very good :<
  482. [23:36] <DiceMaid-9001> Atsuko, This healing isn't very good :<: 13 [2d20=6,5]
  483. 01[23:37] <~Plutonis> 1d2 more thrash turns btw?
  484. [23:37] <DiceMaid-9001> Plutonis, more thrash turns btw?: 2 [1d2=2]
  485. [23:38] <Hitomi> It's, in fact, really bad. She's totally drawing the fuck back, now!
  486. [23:40] <Hitomi> She...doesn't stop herself from letting out a plume, though! "Thrashing like that, the only difference this will make on myself is...not much of anything." Pray for a burn!
  487. [23:40] <Hitomi> 1d20 And not a total miss!
  488. [23:40] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, And not a total miss!: 5 [1d20=5]
  489. [23:40] <Hitomi> 2 AC. DO I REALLY HAVE TO PROBABILITY CONTROL, HERE.
  490. 01[23:41] <~Plutonis> (Hits.)
  491. [23:41] <Hitomi> 3d10+12+17 Yay!
  492. [23:41] <DiceMaid-9001> Hitomi, Yay!: 46 [3d10=1,7,9]
  493. [23:41] <Hitomi> "I apologize for continuing to extert myself and likely drawing attention, but it can't be helped." FIRE, FIRE!
  494. 01[23:42] <~Plutonis> The flames cover up the skeleton of Yoshimoto, turning the amulet on his chest into cinders. His body tries to move for a bit, but the bones are quickly blackened. He takes a step forward and crumbles into ashes.
  495. 01[23:45] <~Plutonis> After a while, some of your troops come and help Kimura and Ichiro back in their feet.
  496. 06[23:45] * Kimura is stumbling, but does get to his feet.
  497. [23:45] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Uuuugh."
  498. 06[23:45] * Mitsuwa_Ichiro stumbles a bit as well then gets back to his feet.
  499. [23:46] <Hitomi> "And...hah...that...settles that." She attempts to regain her composure, but did she try far too hard? Oh yes she did! "...A bit too much. A shame I couldn't control lightning quite as well. We're going to need an urn, aren't we? ...Though the coffin might still do just as well..."
  500. [23:46] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Lord Atsuko! Are you alright?"
  501. [23:46] <Hitomi> "...Dead should just stay dead..." She mutters to herself some more.
  502. 01[23:46] <~Plutonis> The wind takes care of that. No need for an urn now!
  503. [23:47] <Atsuko> "I should be asking that of you and Eien... You've endured a great deal more than I would have asked of either of you."
  504. 06[23:48] * Kimura looks to Atsuko, remaining silent. "I will be fine..." Says the guy with the bloody forehead.
  505. [23:48] <Hitomi> Oh. "...Ah. Never mind, then." You can only wonder if she actually cares about the late lord at all. Ho-hum.
  506. [23:48] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "It is but my duty, my lord. I will be fine. Merely some bruises and cuts."
  507. 01[23:51] <~Plutonis> 13<Ahem. My lord! My lord Atsuko, can you hear me? The others too?> The familiar voice of Yadoyama's ring inside your minds.
  508. [23:52] <Hitomi> "...Loud and clear." She thinks it too, just in case!
  509. 01[23:52] <~Plutonis> 13<I heard reports you fought the reanimated corpse of Lord Imagawa! By Amaterasu's rainbow wing, the Satomi are such snakes! Ooooh, i am relieved to know you and the ones at the beach are all right.>
  510. 06[23:52] * Kimura nods a little bit, thinking it because it kind of...hurt to talk right now. <I can hear you.>
  511. [23:53] <Atsuko> The Drifloon that was floating around the battlefield, having accomplished much of nothing, drops on Kimura's shoulders, wrapping his arms around his neck. Reppu just patpats Kimura. "The subjugation of the pirates plundering the beach went off successfully? That is at least fortunate for us to know..."
  512. [23:53] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> <They're fine too? Good.>
  513. [23:55] <Kimura> Uingu went over to Kimura's side as well, looking around slowly with surprise at the comforting from the Pokemon...moreso from ones other than Shishi and Kitsune.
  514. [23:55] <Hitomi> "It's to be expected from our new daimyo on this side, and the extra numbers we sent for the ones at the beach."
  515. 01[23:55] <~Plutonis> 13<Yes, yes~ They did a great job repealing the Chosokabe pirates, although they vowed to return. I beg your permission to start the reconstruction of our fleet for a counterattack.>
  516. [23:56] <Atsuko> "Though their resurrection of the late Lord Yoshimoto is quite troubling... This behavior cannot be allowed to persist. Their crimes against humanity cannot go unpun-Oh, certainly, Lord Yadoyama... The last thing we need is for a second wave of pirates while we're still in the midst of recovery."
  517. [23:57] <Hitomi> "So we...likely have two nations angry at us already. I hope this trend doesn't continue."
  518. 01[23:58] <~Plutonis> 13<Hopefully they will take a week before preparations are ready. What about you, my lord? Do you intend to follow the Satomi undead to their lands? With your troops exhausted as that...?
  519. [00:00] <Atsuko> "We will need time to bide our own strength before such a thing is feasible..." Reppu pulls out some of the fluffy bits from his hair and uses them to wipe Kimura's cut clean... Or at least dry.
  520. 06[00:01] * Kimura still looks slightly surprised at being tended to by a strange Drifloon...it was not something he was used to.
  521. [00:04] <Atsuko> Reppu lets out a little "Floooo~" as the little heart thingy at the base of its cloud-wielding string waves to and fro, smiling (as much as you can make out a smile from the :x mouth on it) and blowing up.
  522. [00:05] <Hitomi> "...hm...it would be nice, if we took down the pirates, and used their waterpower to weaken the rocky undead..." Her stance is slightly shaky, but she'll probably be fine!
  523. 06[00:06] * Kimura blinks, and faintly smiles back towards the Drifloon.
  524. 01[00:07] <~Plutonis> 13<Hm. A week perhaps, then? At the same time as the others i believe... That being said, rebuilding this village will be important, those farmlands are an important source of income and food to the rest of the country.> Yadoyama psytalks for a bit before pausing. 13<Waterpower? You mean take their ships? That's not easy compared we just started the construction of our own.>
  525. [00:08] <Atsuko> "I think I might have a plan," Atsuko mutters aloud as the hand that usually is host to the Drifloon's strings when they're not wrung around his own neck (or those of his allies) raises to his chin... "But it might take some time before it can come to fruition. And reconstruction takes priority."
  526. [00:09] <Hitomi> "A lot of things aren't easy. Of course, we're going to have to deal with them fast...though, it's not my place to come up with ideas like this, is it?" A plan, huh? Hopefully it's good~!
  527. [00:10] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "Indeed, we need to do reconstruction, and gather our forces. I beleive I'd be more help with the later."
  528. [00:12] <Atsuko> Floony takes this as the sign to make himself comfortable on Kimura, where he'll be content to remain until Atsuko and Kimura part ways for the evening... It'd hardly feel as if anything is actually there to the lattermost. Atsuko scans the area surrounding them. Are there any animated zombies still running around?
  529. 01[00:13] <~Plutonis> The only ones who stayed behind were Yoshimoto Imagawa and his two lackeys. The rest of them fled with the corpse carriages back to Satomi lands, probably for horrifying designs...
  530. 06[00:14] * Kimura seems to mind very little of Repuu's prescense...he'd have Uingu on his shoulder on occassion with no trouble, so something that didn't even feel like it was there was no problem. He looked over to Atsuko. "It seems this situation is...rather serious."
  531. 06[00:16] * Atsuko nods and turns to Kimura. "With our lands having been run through, and already having to deal with what will most likely be recurring attacks on two fronts, I have no doubt the road ahead will be long and difficult."
  532. [00:17] <Hitomi> "Such is to be expected...but we will get through it. We wouldn't have it any other way."
  533. [00:18] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "What needs to be done, must be done, regardless of the hardships we must endure."
  534. 06[00:19] * Kimura nods shortly. "We will be more prepared the next time they attack."
  535. [00:19] <Mitsuwa_Ichiro> "That we will."
  536. [00:19] <Hitomi> "In the end, if we don't endure these hardships, we'll just get hit with even more." She mumbles something about finances.
  537. 01[00:22] <~Plutonis> And so, the curtain is pulled at our current chapter. After defeating the reanimated Yoshimoto, our heroes for now rest and gather forces to counter-attack the devious Satomi Clan. But are their willpower and strength enough against dark sorcery?
  538. 01[00:22] <~Plutonis> [/session]
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