Mod on /v/

Well, /sp/ has its janitors
and /jp/ has a thousand too
But anon you're in luck, 'cause on your board
You've got a mod who does it for free

You've got some bans in your threads now!
SJW stickies on your board
you got bronies, furries, not safe for work.
See, all you gotta do is post Zoe, and I'll say:

"Mr. Anon, sir, what will your ban reason be?
Let me take your IP, jot it down?"
You see the power of a mod on /v/

I love Hot Pockets and I DO IT FOR FREE
come on vidya’s what it is you want
You ain't never had a mod like me!

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service.
With autosage, mute, and ban!
Post what we wish; it's our board, you dick.
How 'bout some more posts in the can?

have some of column A try All of column B,
I'm in the mood to ban you, dude.
You ain't never had a mod like me

Oh my. No no. My my my.
Can janitors do this?
Can janitors do that?
Can janitors ban this
Anonymous user?
Can your threads go poof?
Well looky here.
Can janitors go abracadabra, let her rip,
And then make the OP disappear?

So don't just sit there posting GamerGate threads,
I'm here to answer all your mid-day prayers,
You've a mod who forgot to take his meds;
You've got a mod for charge d'affaires.

I've got a powerful urge to ban vidya,
So what you post, I really wanna know?
I’ve got a ban list that's three miles long, oh yeah,
Well all you've gotta do is post GG, and oh -

Mr. Anon, sir, have a ban or two or three.
I'm on the job you worthless slob!
You ain't never had a mod, never had a mod,
You ain't never had a mod, never had a mod,
You ain't never had a mod like me.
You ain't never had a mod like me