**Dear 10 Days or Whatever of Kwanzaa recipient,**

A couple years ago, we made a joke that with the money we donated to the Wikimedia Foundation (CardsAgainstHumanity.com/holidaystats), we could have bought a small private island.

That gave us an idea: to buy a small private island.

This year, we used your money to purchase a wooded, uninhabited six-acre private island in St. George Lake, Maine.

We bought this island for two reasons.  1) Because it was funny, and 2) so we could give you a small piece of it.  Also, 3) we're preserving a pristine bit of American wilderness.

On the other side of this cover letter, you will find a legal contract granting you a license to one square foot of our private island, which we've named Hawaii 2.

This square foot of land is yours to do what you want with, as long as you don't destroy it or break any laws on it.  We've enclosed a small flag you can plant to mark your territory.  Here is a list of suggested Hawaii 2 activities:

- Sport
- Leasure
- Photography
- Nature walk
- Birdwatching
- Leafpeeping
- Salvia
- Father-son bonding
- Henry David Thoreau
- Lute practice
- Pile of rocks that poignantly drifts into sea
- Ancestor worship

We'll take care of taxes and legal stuff - there's nothing you need to do to maintain your land.  It's yours to use.

Please enjoy,

**Cards Against Humanity**