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  1. Lileh Hudson
  2. Commence conversin'
  3. T'day
  4.  
  5. Me: hey, why did you leave?
  6. jus wonderin
  7.  
  8. Lillian: Couldn't be arsed:/
  9.  
  10. Me: well then
  11. since amph tells me you cut yourself
  12. i guess i cant be arsed to care about that
  13. sick brun
  14. *burn
  15.  
  16. Lillian: I nneeevvvverrrrr
  17.  
  18. Me: also since you dont like to talk to me and zorva fine
  19.  
  20. Lillian: She obviously didnt get it
  21.  
  22. Me: i dont like to talk to you either really
  23.  
  24. Lillian: -___-
  25.  
  26. Me: man amphs telling us everything
  27.  
  28. Lillian: Whatevvvs
  29. Soo
  30.  
  31. Me: its like a tag team
  32. also i was going to ask for you to name my oc
  33. but
  34. also zorva says
  35.  
  36. Lillian: Billybob.
  37. Or Joehoeisawhale
  38.  
  39. Me: "why dont you love me"
  40. answer her truthfully plz
  41.  
  42. Lillian: Whhaatt the fuck you on aboooout!?
  43.  
  44. Me: zorva asked
  45. why dont you love me
  46. and she also says
  47.  
  48. Lillian: I don't know her.
  49.  
  50. Me: i thought we had something special
  51.  
  52. Lillian: Ok
  53.  
  54. Me: now she says
  55. AND YOU FORGOT ME YOU MASSIVE WHORE
  56. also
  57. "I AM SOBBING"
  58. oh my god she says shes going to cut herself
  59. why did you do this lillian
  60.  
  61. Lillian: I never forgot her. I just talk to my irl friends more than peeps over the internet:/
  62.  
  63. Me: oh my god
  64.  
  65. Lillian: Felt like it,
  66.  
  67. Me: she has me on skupe webcam
  68.  
  69. Lillian:what
  70. I don't know you guyss!
  71.  
  72. Me:shes cutting herself
  73.  
  74. Lillian:Totally.
  75.  
  76. Me:and shes saying while shes doing it
  77.  
  78. Lillian:kk
  79.  
  80. Me:"WHY LILLIAN"
  81. "WHY"
  82. you sicken me
  83. you disgusting monster
  84. zorva was my friend
  85.  
  86. Lillian:Totally
  87.  
  88. Me:and you made her go to such levels
  89.  
  90. Lillian:Cool story bro
  91.  
  92. Me:ahahahahahah
  93. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH
  94. oh man
  95. thats the oldest response in the book
  96. try harder
  97.  
  98. Lillian:Ok
  99. Fuck off. Ok?
  100.  
  101. Me:no thanks
  102. im just chilling
  103. relaxin
  104. and maxin all cool
  105. untill some lillians came into my neighborhood
  106. i got in one lil fight
  107.  
  108. Lillian:You honestly think you're cool? Pahahaha!
  109.  
  110. Me:and my mom got scared
  111. she said
  112. youre moving with your antie and your uncle in bel-air
  113.  
  114. Lillian:STFU! I'm trying to have a convo with my friend IRL! And your chat keeps popping up.... God! Bother someone else, ffs!
  115.  
  116. Me:i cant
  117. youre pretty much
  118. my heart connection
  119. and youre obviously lying
  120. because you dont have any friends
  121.  
  122. Lillian:I have friends.
  123. Obiously I have friends.
  124.  
  125. Me:really
  126.  
  127. Lillian:I'm not like you.
  128. I don't go to internet school.
  129.  
  130. Me:actually
  131.  
  132. Lillian: I. Have. A. Life.
  133.  
  134. Me:i go to real school now
  135. so
  136. shove it up your ass
  137.  
  138. Lillian: Wowowow! Seriously!?
  139.  
  140. Me:yes
  141. and
  142. atleast i dont suck cooch for a living
  143. like im sure you do
  144. you just love that vag
  145. up in your mouth
  146.  
  147. Lillian: Ahaha.. Totally.
  148.  
  149. Me:lickin it up
  150. mmmyeeeaaah
  151. all that vagina
  152.  
  153. Lillian: Fuck off you retard...
  154.  
  155. Me:you just love that sweet hot hoohoo in your pie hole
  156.  
  157. Lillian: Yep. You all knoe it. -__-
  158. know*
  159.  
  160. Me:i really do know it
  161. i know everything
  162.  
  163. Lillian: Sarcasm. You're a fucking idiot.
  164.  
  165. Me:i even know the last teacher at your school you sucked off for good grades
  166.  
  167. Lillian: Fucking leave me alone.
  168.  
  169. Me:only if you say sorry for breaking zorvas heart
  170.  
  171. Lillian: TOtally.
  172.  
  173. Me:say sorry
  174. i wont leave you alone untill you give a heartfelt apology, lillian
  175. i know its hard for you because you arent capable of showing human emotion but youve got to try
  176.  
  177. Lillian: I am deeply sorry for breaking your fucking heart, that I HONESTLY don't give a fuck about. Now fucking leave me alone.
  178.  
  179. Me:that wasnt good enough
  180.  
  181. Lillian: I. Am. Sorry.
  182. 'The fuck you on about?
  183. It's over the fucking internet. Are you stupid!?
  184.  
  185. Me:a lot of things over the internet are important
  186. like long distance relationships
  187. saying that its over the internet made her cry more
  188.  
  189. Lillian: Just. Leave me alone.
  190.  
  191. Me:why should i?
  192.  
  193. Lillian: Ok. I'm gonna block you.
  194.  
  195. Me:you obviously dont have anyone else in your life to speak to
  196. okay
  197. go ahead
  198. itll just show everyone
  199. you cant handle me
  200. and you cant handle my hot ass
  201. that you desperately want to lick
  202.  
  203. Lillian: I want my facebook friends to be people I know irl. Not fucking psyco's.
  204.  
  205. Me: *psychos
  206.  
  207. Lillian: Thats sick. I don't lick fat people. Sorry.
  208.  
  209.  
  210. Me: *that's
  211.  
  212. Lillian: FUCK OFF.
  213.  
  214. Me: oh man were bringin in the caps
  215. im so scared
  216. mommy help
  217.  
  218. Lillian: Oh* We're* Bringing* I'm*
  219.  
  220. Me: why did you correct oh
  221. did i mispell it
  222. also you can drop off gs without it being an issue
  223. and if you really want me to you grammar, well
  224.  
  225. Lillian: You forgot a capital. Do you learn english in your 'school' ?
  226.  
  227. Me: I'm capable.
  228.  
  229. Lillian: Wow.
  230.  
  231. Me: Actually, I did.
  232. Also you forgot a capital in English.
  233. Just so you know.
  234.  
  235. Lillian: 'Lauren' Or whatever your real name is. Please. Just leave me alone. And accept the fact... I DON'T LIKE YOU.
  236.  
  237. Me: I already have accepted that fact, it's the reason why I'm bothering you at this moment.
  238. Because I know you'll get mad and piss your panties over it, and it just makes me laugh my ass off.
  239. So thanks for the laughs, friend!
  240.  
  241. Lillian: Fuck off.
  242.  
  243. Me: No, you.
  244.  
  245. Lillian: Manslag.
  246.  
  247. Me: Manslag?
  248.  
  249. Lillian: Man slag.
  250. Yep.
  251.  
  252. Me: What in God's name is a manslag.
  253.  
  254. Lillian: xD
  255.  
  256. Me: Don't use that face unironically please.
  257. It's for losers, and really, it's painful to look at.
  258. And it sort of takes the serious aspect of conversation away.
  259. Would you make that face while talking to someone in real life?
  260. I doubt it.
  261. Wait, you'd never talk to someone in real life anyway.
  262. My bad.
  263.  
  264. Lillian: the fuck you on about.
  265.  
  266. Me: Sorry, I forgot that you're mentally behind.
  267. Also you forgot a capital in "The".
  268.  
  269. Lillian: Stop trying to get involved with my life. I have friends, unlike you. Even check my profile.
  270. And no. They're not just 'facebook friends' they're real.
  271.  
  272. Me: I'll pass.
  273. Also, if they were Facebook friends I would feel the need to call you an attention whore, due to the fact that most people with mentioned 'facebook friends' are like that.
  274. But since you apparently don't have them I guess there's no need for that!
  275. And I must ask, didn't you say you were going to block me?
  276. If so, feel free.
  277. It won't damage my life or anything.
  278.  
  279. Lillian: Ok. Bye.
  280.  
  281. Me: It was a pleasure.
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