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  1. [19:57:58] +scheff: Welcome to the final round,
  2. [19:57:59] +scheff: Amazed you made it here.
  3. [19:58:00] +scheff: With your bad rhymes and your worse flow,
  4. [19:58:04] +scheff: I've got nothing to fear.
  5. [19:58:05] +scheff: So celebrate your success right now,
  6. [19:58:05] +scheff: Before you shed a tear.
  7. [19:58:12] +scheff: Cause I rap better than you ever will,
  8. [19:58:12] +scheff: So the true winner is clear.
  9. [19:58:13] +scheff: TS, raise a glass to my win,
  10. [19:58:17] +scheff: But you alone can shine my shoes,
  11. [19:58:18] +scheff: You can't hold a candle to me,
  12. [19:58:19] +scheff: So be prepared to lose.
  13. [19:58:23] +scheff: Don't act surprised by me,
  14. [19:58:24] +scheff: I know you know the news.
  15. [19:58:24] +scheff: I'll drink champagne to toast my win,
  16. [19:58:29] +scheff: You'll drown your loss with booze.
  17. [19:58:29] +scheff: I get that when you signed up,
  18. [19:58:30] +scheff: You didn't know what you had done.
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  20. [19:58:35] +scheff: Man you try to be all mean,
  21. [19:58:36] +scheff: But I'm as savage as a Hun.
  22. [19:58:36] +scheff: So go up now and pack your bags,
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  24. [19:58:40] +scheff: I'll watch you as you run.
  25. [19:58:41] +scheff: But you can't flee the realization
  26. [19:58:41] +scheff: That I've ALREADY WON!
  27. scheff was muted by Usain Bot for 1 hour. (Automated response: flooding)
  28. +BlizzardQ left
  29. scheff was unmuted by Doom Metal✿.
  30. [19:59:00] +scheff: I know you're in the finals, bitch,
  31. [19:59:00] +scheff: But you don't belong here.
  32. [19:59:01] +scheff: You don't stand a chance 'gainst me.
  33. [19:59:09] +scheff: Enjoy while you can, sightseer!
  34. [19:59:10] +scheff: Cause I look at you as a lesser,
  35. [19:59:10] +scheff: Than me, a true Shakespeare,
  36. [19:59:17] +scheff: But when I put my hands to type,
  37. [19:59:17] +scheff: You run away in fear.
  38. [19:59:18] +scheff: But really, can you be blamed?
  39. [19:59:23] +scheff: You didn't have a choice.
  40. [19:59:23] +scheff: You couldn't sway the votes to lose.
  41. [19:59:24] +scheff: Since you're not even voice.
  42. [19:59:30] +scheff: But you're not an artist even if you're young,
  43. [19:59:30] +scheff: I'm the real James Joyce
  44. [19:59:31] +scheff: So while you are stuck on the ground.
  45. [19:59:36] +scheff: I'll run you over with my Rolls-Royce.
  46. [19:59:37] +scheff: Why the hell would I calm down,
  47. [19:59:38] +scheff: Be gentle? Bitch I Won't Chill!
  48. [19:59:44] +scheff: I'll keep feasting on your lessers,
  49. [19:59:44] +scheff: Until I've had my fill!
  50. [19:59:45] +scheff: So I understand you don't want to know,
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  52. [19:59:50] +scheff: Losing to me; a tough pill.
  53. [19:59:50] +scheff: Since I don't do this for he bloodshed,
  54. [19:59:51] +scheff: That's only part of the whole thrill.
  55. [19:59:56] +scheff: What you got on me, peasant?
  56. [19:59:57] +scheff: Bitch I am your lord!
  57. [19:59:58] +scheff: You disrespect me peon,
  58. [20:00:03] +scheff: Now you taste my sword!
  59. [20:00:03] +scheff: I see you, just running in place,
  60. [20:00:04] +scheff: As I march forward.
  61. [20:00:10] +scheff: So be prepared, since I don't care
  62. [20:00:11] +scheff: Get ready to be ignored!
  63. [20:00:11] +scheff: Since you don't matter to a great like me,
  64. [20:00:16] +scheff: I'll just hit a dab.
  65. [20:00:16] +scheff: Cause all I'm doing is dancing.
  66. [20:00:17] +scheff: I'll win, that was a jab!
  67. [20:00:21] +scheff: I dance cause I'm still fit
  68. [20:00:22] +scheff: Your stomachs consists of flab.
  69. [20:00:22] +scheff: So why are you still here? Oh Wait
  70. [20:00:26] +scheff: Bitch I'll call you a cab.
  71. [20:00:27] +scheff: Shoutout to Turtlepool for being loopeltrut backwards. HF POWER
  72. [20:00:29] +scheff: done.
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