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  1. Once upon a time there lived married couple. A girl named "Fred" and a handsome boy named "Raresasore". The lovely couple would constantly flirt with each other all day, everyday until one day when Fred got diagnosed with vasovagal syncope. When Raresasore first heard about this he got really triggered. Raresasore would physically abuse Fred and their adopted son "Maho" on a daily basis. This went on for 2 months until they divorced.
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  3. Raresasore undergone a mental breakdown; he lost his job, his wife, his adopted child and his family. He was planning on suicide but one day, he met a beautiful Japanese looking girl named Oreo who just moved next door. Raresasore recalled a pick-up line he got from a shitty meme site and used it on her. The pick-up line was "Any chance you're Japanese? Cause I'm trying to get in japanties". The two of them just couldn't stop talking with each other ever since.
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  5. Oreo confessed his feelings to Raresasore and the two got engaged to a marriage shortly after. The night after their marriage, Oreo pushed Raresasore towards the twin bed and made out with Raresasore. "Ready for this?" Oreo asked Raresasore, "I was born ready." Raresasore replied. Oreo undressed herself and revealed an elephant trunk underneath her panties. Raresasore repulsed and exclaimed "What the fuck, you were a guy all this time?!". Oreo replied "Yeah and also, you just got FUckin PRANKEd LMAO fuckin tard do you not remember me from highschool? I was the class clown of your class.". Raresasore bashed out of the window with no doubts and died.
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  7. Fin.
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