So we raided Hellfire

[chatnet] Uriel says, "So anyway, there I was"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "surrounded by tvs"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "in my apartment"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Yanno, because I'm a klepto"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And I get this page"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "asking me if I was fucking with people in Hellfire again"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I turn on my tv and low and behold"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "N TAGS"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "SEXHAVING"
[chatnet] Caius says, "haha"
[chatnet] madsocratern asks, "When was this?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "There was only one responsible response I could take"
[chatnet] Eaoden says, "right now"
[chatnet] Eaoden says, "BIBLE"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I grabbed my bible"
[chatnet] Eaoden says, "THUMPAN"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "and I ran from my home"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "As I walked into Hellfire, the stench of sex and stupidity washed over me"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "It was nauseating"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "And there they were, the perpetrators, the HEATHENS!"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "And what could make this tale worse, you ask?"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "They tried to get me to join in with their blasphemous games!"
[chatnet] Brycen says, "Gasp."
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I put them off their guard with a vague response to their request"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "They were so surprised when from my pocket emerged the divine word!"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "The divine word of Bird!"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "As I read from the book, they sat unashamed before me, and in moments returned to their horrible machinations of vice"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "So I raised my mighty weapon, the Word"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "And the word was smackdown!"
[chatnet] Brycen exclaims, "Amen!"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The first whore took the blow to her face as she has undoubtedly taken many a cock"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "And the Word's power flowed through me, its vessel!"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And still she stood unmoved"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "She began to suck upon the man's nuts once again"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "And once more the Word was brought down upon her in the midst of her act!"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "As I cried out the words of holiness, she grew enraged"
[chatnet] Uriel says, ""WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST WHORES?" came her spiteful cry"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "She rose and attacked me, but the Word protected me"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I blocked her blow with the book and the FCPD cams recorded the incident"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Now a criminal of mortality as well as spirituality, she fled"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "I now stood before the remaining whorebag and the viceful man"
[chatnet] Brycen says, "Sadly, spiritual stars don't just wear off. "
[chatnet] Uriel says, "They laughed at me"
[chatnet] Uriel exclaims, "Laughed at the vessel of the gods!"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And she fell to her knees, gulping at his penis as a starving man would gulp at steak"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Insenced, I rose once more and struk them both with the Word"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Again and again I struck, alone in my fight against their single mindedness"
[chatnet] Uriel asks, "But then who should join me but another paladin of the light?"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Together we cried out against the evil of those whores and condemned them to damnation"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Our work done, we absconded"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "The three await their eternal judgement whereupon they shall be sodomized for all time by rape demons at the foot of Satans throne"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And so it shall be"
[chatnet] Uriel says, "Amen."
[chatnet] Uriel says, "And that's the story of the raid on Hellfire"