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  1. [21:47:05] <JackIke> Australia was Hitler
  2. [21:47:07] -*- Liampluridon punches JackIke right in tha gabba
  3. [21:47:21] <JackIke> Oy, u fukkin wot mate
  4. [21:47:38] <JackIke> I'll fokkin sock ya, yer druggo
  5. [21:47:40] --> Athenodora (Athenodora@FECACB7F.6D6A8C4C.CDB20008.IP) has joined #site19
  6. [21:47:40] *** Mode #site19 +o Athenodora by ChanServ
  7. [21:47:48] <Liampluridon> Fook off mate.
  8. [21:47:58] <NinjaPhoenix> :|
  9. [21:47:59] <JackIke> IY'LL DO IT
  10. [21:48:05] <-- Serne (~s@synIRC-F624B9F9.lv.lv.cox.net) has quit (Connection reset by peer)
  11. [21:48:16] -*- NinjaPhoenix chants "Fight:
  12. [21:48:16] <JackIke> ILL FOKKIN SOCK YA
  13. [21:48:23] -*- Liampluridon assumes drunken brawl stance
  14. [21:48:23] <Liampluridon> Come aht meh
  15. [21:48:48] -*- JackIke grabs the nearest beer bottle, and whacks it on the floor
  16. [21:48:53] <JackIke> Fiyte me
  17. [21:48:59] <Swaghetti> he let go of the bottle
  18. [21:48:59] -*- Liampluridon unsheathes shiv
  19. [21:49:07] -*- JackIke laughs
  20. [21:49:13] <JackIke> You call that a knife?
  21. [21:49:34] -*- Liampluridon pulls out hunting knife
  22. [21:49:34] -*- Liampluridon is now dual wielding!
  23. [21:49:40] <NinjaPhoenix> :|
  24. [21:49:45] -*- JackIke pulls out kukiri
  25. [21:49:46] <Liampluridon> This is knife mate!
  26. [21:49:50] <JackIke> Now this, is a knife
  27. [21:49:55] <JackIke> FUGGOFF
  28. [21:49:56] -*- Varren_Writing explodes into snakes
  29. [21:50:05] <-> Varren_Writing is now known as Varren-the-snek
  30. [21:50:06] -*- JackIke throws the beer bottle at Liampluridon
  31. [21:50:10] -*- Liampluridon drops shiv, grabs snake.
  32. [21:50:21] -*- Swaghetti pulls a lady out of his bedroom
  33. [21:50:21] -*- Varren-the-snek hisss
  34. [21:50:23] -*- Liampluridon throws Varren-the-snek at JackIke
  35. [21:50:28] <Swaghetti> NOW THIS IS A WIFE
  36. [21:50:33] <Lumindia> a snek
  37. [21:50:34] <Lumindia> 'w'
  38. [21:50:37] -*- Varren-the-snek hissssssss
  39. [21:51:05] -*- JackIke catches Varren-the-snek
  40. [21:51:11] -*- Swaghetti quits #site19
  41. [21:51:11] <NinjaPhoenix> :|
  42. [21:51:11] -*- Varren-the-snek hissss
  43. [21:51:16] <Swaghetti> NOW THIS, IS A LIFE
  44. [21:51:22] <NinjaPhoenix> HAH
  45. [21:51:24] <NinjaPhoenix> NEXT JOKE PLS
  46. [21:51:31] -*- Liampluridon roars AUSTRALIAN STYLE!
  47. [21:51:46] <JackIke> Varren-the-snek bite me now
  48. [21:51:57] -*- Swaghetti does a thing
  49. [21:51:57] --> tehpaper (~fddsfsd@synIRC-8728C49F.res.bhn.net) has joined #site19
  50. [21:51:58] -*- Liampluridon pulls out australium knife
  51. [21:52:04] -*- Varren-the-snek munch
  52. [21:52:05] -*- Liampluridon is TRIPLE weilding.
  53. [21:52:10] <Swaghetti> NOW THIS IS SOMETHING THAT ALSO RHYMES WITH KNIFE
  54. [21:52:15] -*- JackIke transforms
  55. [21:52:16] <tehpaper> thats not a knife, this is a knife
  56. [21:52:23] <-> JackIke is now known as Saxton_HALE
  57. [21:52:34] <NinjaPhoenix> this is my change
  58. [21:52:36] <NinjaPhoenix> chance*
  59. [21:52:37] <-> You are now known as Snoipah
  60. [21:52:42] <-> NinjaPhoenix is now known as Jacklke
  61. [21:52:45] <Saxton_HALE> You may be Australian, but your not even half the man I am
  62. [21:52:48] <Jacklke> MUAHAHAHAHAH
  63. [21:52:54] <Snoipah> kek
  64. [21:52:56] <Jacklke> I AM YOU NOW
  65. [21:52:59] <Swaghetti> wHaaatTT
  66. [21:53:00] -*- Varren-the-snek wriggles
  67. [21:53:02] <Saxton_HALE> Jacklke: Ur gonna get kiikd
  68. [21:53:12] <Jacklke> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  69. [21:53:18] <Jacklke> no get rekt
  70. [21:53:18] -*- Saxton_HALE turns Varren-the-snek into a bare hand
  71. [21:53:20] <Snoipah> Just a bit o' fun mate.
  72. [21:53:20] <Saxton_HALE> Oh i see
  73. [21:53:26] <Jacklke> i can do this all day
  74. [21:53:36] <Swaghetti> [LENYFAIC[
  75. [21:53:36] <Saxton_HALE> Check this
  76. [21:53:41] <-> Saxton_HALE is now known as JackIke
  77. [21:53:43] <JackIke> Bo
  78. [21:53:46] <Jacklke> hi
  79. [21:53:50] <JackIke> Hello
  80. [21:53:52] <Swaghetti> :0
  81. [21:53:56] <Jacklke> there can only be one
  82. [21:54:02] -*- Jacklke decks Jacklke
  83. [21:54:07] <JackIke> But we are the one
  84. [21:54:08] <Snoipah> [JACKIKE INTENSIFIES]
  85. [21:54:08] <Swaghetti> bUT
  86. [21:54:09] <Swaghetti> WAIT
  87. [21:54:16] <Swaghetti> WHICH ONE OF YOU DECKED WHO
  88. [21:54:19] -*- JackIke gets ready to duel
  89. [21:54:21] <Jacklke> ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  90. [21:54:25] <JackIke> ITS TIME TO DUEL.
  91. [21:54:54] <-> Varren-the-snek is now known as Varren-the-hand
  92. [21:54:57] <-- Athenodora (Athenodora@FECACB7F.6D6A8C4C.CDB20008.IP) has quit (Quit: http://www.kiwiirc.com/ - A hand crafted IRC client)
  93. [21:54:58] <Snoipah> KNIVES ERRYWHERE
  94. [21:54:59] <JackIke> everyone should just change to Jacklke
  95. [21:55:00] <Swaghetti> WHO GOT READY TO DUEL THOUGH???
  96. [21:55:08] <JackIke> Swaghetti: I did.
  97. [21:55:09] <Snoipah> Dora just gave up on us. KEK
  98. [21:55:24] <Swaghetti> HOW DO I KNOW THAT
  99. [21:55:36] <JackIke> Because I said it
  100. [21:55:42] <Swaghetti> TELL ME SOMETHING ONLY JACKIKE WOULD KNOW
  101. [21:56:03] <JackIke> Swaghetti: Nothing comes of Nothing
  102. [21:56:05] <Jacklke> IM A BAD
  103. [21:56:19] <Swaghetti> Jacklke: Did you know that?
  104. [21:56:29] <JackIke> Of course I did
  105. [21:56:43] <Jacklke> also JackIke, you realise no one else can use our nick right?
  106. [21:56:58] <JackIke> Jacklke: They could figure out a way
  107. [21:57:04] <Jacklke> they could try
  108. [21:57:14] <JackIke> they might make it
  109. [21:57:15] <-> Varren-the-hand is now known as Jack1ke
  110. [21:57:22] <Jacklke> 0/10
  111. [21:57:23] <JackIke> Jack1ke: No
  112. [21:57:31] <JackIke> You failed
  113. [21:57:35] <JackIke> booo
  114. [21:57:35] <-> Jack1ke is now known as Varren_Erelim
  115. [21:57:36] -*- Jacklke nods
  116. [21:57:49] <Swaghetti> ...What is life
  117. [21:57:54] <Varren_Erelim> can't blame a former snek and hand for trying
  118. [21:58:01] <JackIke> Swaghetti: Nothing
  119. [21:58:25] --> FFT (Smuckers@Untrustabl.es) has joined #site19
  120. [21:58:33] <Jacklke> :|
  121. [21:58:37] <JackIke> Alright
  122. [21:58:39] <Jacklke> i wonder how much this would fuck with AE
  123. [21:58:56] <JackIke> It would fuck with him so much
  124. [21:59:01] <Jacklke> MUAHAHAHA
  125. [21:59:03] <JackIke> He'll be sad he missed this
  126. [21:59:11] <Jacklke> mhmm
  127. [21:59:24] <JackIke> FFT is probably wondering what the fuck is going on
  128. [21:59:33] <FFT> only slightly
  129. [21:59:37] <Jacklke> oh, just talking to myself
  130. [21:59:45] <JackIke> I am not
  131. [21:59:52] <Jacklke> I am
  132. [21:59:56] <Varren_Erelim> There was a fight. I was a snek. Got thrown around.
  133. [21:59:57] <JackIke> Not
  134. [22:00:03] <Jacklke> JackIke:
  135. [22:00:08] <JackIke> Im not talking to myself.
  136. [22:00:09] <Varren_Erelim> Site-19 happened
  137. [22:00:19] <JackIke> I'm talking to the other myself.
  138. [22:00:21] <Jacklke> sure i am
  139. [22:00:29] <Jacklke> i'm definitely talking to myself
  140. [22:00:38] <JackIke> Why would I argue with myself
  141. [22:00:49] <Jacklke> probably cause i'm crazy
  142. [22:00:56] <JackIke> But i'm not
  143. [22:00:59] <Varren_Erelim> I need to take a break before I have a brain aneurysm.
  144. [22:01:02] <JackIke> You are, but i'm not.
  145. [22:01:12] <Jacklke> I should stop lying to myself
  146. [22:01:20] --> Thetataur (Thetataur@synIRC-BEBED9C6.internetdsl.tpnet.pl) has joined #site19
  147. [22:01:21] <-- salvagebar (~salvageba@all.the.boys.love.my.milkshake) has quit (Quit: Bye)
  148. [22:01:24] <JackIke> Oh for fucks sake
  149. [22:01:28] <JackIke> Right
  150. [22:01:29] <Jacklke> hello Thetataur
  151. [22:01:34] <Jacklke> gigs up?
  152. [22:01:38] <JackIke> Thetataur, I am the real Jack, ok?
  153. [22:01:47] <Thetataur> Wait, what?
  154. [22:01:49] <JackIke> That other one is the fake
  155. [22:01:54] <Jacklke> Thetataur: No, he's lying
  156. [22:02:01] <Jacklke> I'm the real one
  157. [22:02:04] <JackIke> Shut up, Jacklke
  158. [22:02:09] <Jacklke> no u JackIke
  159. [22:02:11] <JackIke> I'm the real one, duh
  160. [22:02:15] <-> Swaghetti is now known as Jack|ke
  161. [22:02:16] <Jacklke> anyways
  162. [22:02:20] <Jacklke> U FAIL TOO
  163. [22:02:26] <JackIke> No, Jack|ke
  164. [22:02:30] <-> FFT is now known as Jack1ke
  165. [22:02:30] <JackIke> You failed
  166. [22:02:31] <-> Jack|ke is now known as Swaghetti
  167. [22:02:38] <Swaghetti> My haxx dont work
  168. [22:02:41] <JackIke> Jack1ke: Already done, already failed
  169. [22:02:45] <Jacklke> ONLY I CAN BE MYSELF
  170. [22:02:49] <Jack1ke> You can't prove anything
  171. [22:03:00] <JackIke> oh boy
  172. [22:03:01] <Thetataur> I'm staying out of this until one of you leaves or is kicked
  173. [22:03:07] <Jacklke> kek
  174. [22:03:11] <-> Jack1ke is now known as FFT
  175. [22:03:12] <Jacklke> anyways gigs up
  176. [22:03:19] <JackIke> Thetataur: They will get kicked, I wont
  177. [22:03:22] <Jacklke> you thought I was Jacklke
  178. [22:03:24] <JackIke> Because i'm the real one
  179. [22:03:25] <Jacklke> BUT IT WAS MEE
  180. [22:03:26] <FFT> that's what you think
  181. [22:03:30] <-> Jacklke is now known as NinjaPhoenix
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