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  3. brothas, dat wuz uh nice practice peep this shit
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  7. Damn Strayt, nigga
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  11. Yo ah can just feel muh motha fuckin skill level rising! slap mah fro!
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  15. Yo Summer vacation iz 'boutto end, Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
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  19. Yo but ah wants ta werk even harder on muh motha fuckin hoops just like mammy.
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  23. SHIT NIGGA
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  27. gotta werk hard all ye damn hood ratz..
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  31. huehuehuehuehue
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  35. Yo brothas's so pumped up! sho 'nuff!
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  38. 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:24,590
  39. Yo iz brothas ready fo' da hoe down?
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  42. 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,020
  43. Shit yeah, son
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  46. 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,720
  47. I got muh threads good, ya dig?
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  50. 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,060
  51. My mommy said I's good to go
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  54. 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,010
  55. Yeah dawg? I'ma catch me a goldfish
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  58. 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:37,470
  59. Yeah nigs, dis be our last shindig of da summer
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  62. 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:40,700
  63. Dis party gon' be off DA HOOK
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  66. 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,260
  67. We gon' have a ballin' time, son!
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  70. 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,740
  71. I wanna eat candied watermelums!
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  74. 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,050
  75. Oh!
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  78. 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:47,690
  79. I wanna eat some fryed chikken!
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  82. 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,480
  83. I wanna catch some cotton!
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  86. 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,200
  87. We gon' be rememberin' dis 5-ever
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  90. 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,810
  91. Shit yeah!
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  93. 24
  94. 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:38,900
  95. NBA Allstars - Wo~rld!
  96.  
  97. 25
  98. 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:42,580
  99. I've been a coach for these five niglets at Lebron's Ballin' Academy for the last three months.
  100.  
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  103. We've accomplished a lot during this period of time.
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  106. 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:55,880
  107. The five of them taught me a lot, too.
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  110. 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:59,030
  111. This period of time has been extremly precious.
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  114. 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:11,490
  115. YO!
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  118. 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,770
  119. Shooting Guard - Kobe Bryant
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  123. Point Guard - Chris Paul
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  126. 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,610
  127. Center - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
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  130. 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,500
  131. Small Forward - Lebron James
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  133. 34
  134. 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,250
  135. Here! Dirk!
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  138. 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,140
  139. Power Forward - Dirk Nowitzki
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  142. 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:55,340
  143. They have been maturing every single day.
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  147. Gather around children!
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  150. 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,730
  151. I got us sum KFC
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  154. 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,660
  155. RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB
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  158. 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:16,330
  159. FUCK YES
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  162. 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,450
  163. HOLY SHIT MY TASTEBUDS
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  167. FUCKING EAT MORE YA CUNTS
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  171. Yess'um
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  175. Yep. Now it seems like you're a good guy now, Phil Jackson.
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  179. Dis b natural, yo, I'm the head honcho 'round here now
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  182. 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:35,390
  183. HOLY SHIT IS DAT A GLAZED DONUT? GIMME DAT SHIT
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  187. Screw that mang, wutever
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  191. Kareem's not afraid anymore
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  195. Thanks, mang
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  199. Chris and Kobe pair up with each other quite well.
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  203. Yall're bangin' those threes
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  207. Chris, you went a bit easy on Kareem, right?
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  211. Yeah mang, I found me in front of Kareem,
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  215. but, mang, I sho' wanted to see Chris and Kareem hit dat shit
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  219. Izzat so?
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  223. Yah mang. 1v1 sounds ballin'
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  227. I'll fite u next time, Kareem
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  231. Yeah mang? King me
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  235. You're quite perceptive as usual, Le-a.
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  239. Yeah mang, some things r girl 2 girl, y'hear?
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  243. You're really a great help.
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  247. Yeah. Wutever, I's think it's prudent
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  251. Kobe in da house!
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  255. Sup?
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  259. Yo babby daddy needs a word wit u
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  263. Yo mah nigga, what's cracka-lackin'?
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  267. Kobe sit the fuck down
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  271. K
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  275. I see u out there playin' ape-hoop
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  279. Cotton-picking, art of rap, and African Traditional twerking...
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  283. y u do dis
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  286. 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:29,690
  287. Two misses in a row?
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  291. Did something happen?
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  295. Big daddy got pissed, yo
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  298. 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,360
  299. Huh!? You made your father angry!?
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  303. I don' give a fuck
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  307. I-I see.
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  311. He said I gotsa stay home and work on da farm
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  315. there be a rave this saterday, daddy said I can't go!
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  318. 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:04,470
  319. No way... Why?
  320.  
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  322. 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:07,530
  323. Daddy says ape-hoops no good for me
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  326. 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,950
  327. I been trainin' hard like Usain Bolt for it
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  331. He not happy at all, mang
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  334. 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,320
  335. I feel SORRY, mang
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  338. 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,080
  339. but this can't be helped, we'll have to use 'that'
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  342. 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:25,530
  343. Word?!
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  347. Kobe ain't coming?
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  351. Damn son!
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  355. Fool! U no Kobe wants 2 come
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  359. sorry m8
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  362. 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,550
  363. we all got plans, son
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  366. 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:42,080
  367. workin' hard in da hood
  368.  
  369. 93
  370. 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,610
  371. Sheeeit, you work da hardest, Kobe
  372.  
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  374. 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:51,410
  375. I'm gonna go 2 ur daddy 'n talk sum cents into him!
  376.  
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  378. 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:56,180
  379. u stay da HECK away from me
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  382. 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,290
  383. Juss enjoy da show, kay?
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  386. 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,980
  387. dis gon be okay?
  388.  
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  390. 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,180
  391. OUCH!
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  394. 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:17,610
  395. 2tight4my child bearin' hips
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  399. Shaniqua!
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  402. 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,280
  403. dis be 2 short?
  404.  
  405. 102
  406. 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,490
  407. So Kobe really ain't coming?
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  410. 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:01,980
  411. I cry ever tim
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  414. 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,860
  415. I don't wanna start nuthin, but
  416.  
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  418. 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,200
  419. Did Kobe hit you up?
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  422. 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,970
  423. nah mang, I'ma drive 2 her hood, tho
  424.  
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  426. 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,010
  427. Peace
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  430. 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,790
  431. kay
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  434. 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:37,580
  435. Subaru! There's a phone call for you! From Kobe's mom!
  436.  
  437. 110
  438. 00:09:41,260 --> 00:09:44,010
  439. Name: Kobe Bryant
  440. Birthday: 9/9 Blood Type: A Class: 6-C Height: 142 cm (4' 8") Bust: Tiny (She's very concerned about this.) Words to Subaru: I respect you from the bottom of my heart!
  441.  
  442. 111
  443. 00:09:54,800 --> 00:09:55,650
  444. Kobe!
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  447. 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,470
  448. Subaru!
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  451. 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,850
  452. Kobe!
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  455. 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,770
  456. Subaru!
  457.  
  458. 115
  459. 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,240
  460. It's nice being young.
  461.  
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  463. 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,560
  464. wassup, Subaru.
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  467. 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,900
  468. Thanks, mang
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  471. 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:30,870
  472. I be feelin' blue when Kobe's all alone
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  474. 119
  475. 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:34,920
  476. S'good to know u'll b here with her
  477.  
  478. 120
  479. 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,680
  480. Smell ya later, homes!
  481.  
  482. 121
  483. 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:49,340
  484. Damn son, I didn't think she'd be that chill
  485.  
  486. 122
  487. 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,820
  488. Yep. That's great.
  489.  
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  491. 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,140
  492. I see u, Subaro
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  495. 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,950
  496. That yukata fits you really nicely.
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  499. 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,590
  500. Aw damn, we here too soon?
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  502. 126
  503. 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,570
  504. Where are we supposed to meet?
  505.  
  506. 127
  507. 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,790
  508. In front of the candied watermelum stall
  509.  
  510. 128
  511. 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:19,140
  512. Don't worry.
  513.  
  514. 129
  515. 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,750
  516. We'll meet up with them soon.
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  518. 130
  519. 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:24,210
  520. Let's take this chance to have a look around.
  521.  
  522. 131
  523. 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,460
  524. Oh? What's that?
  525.  
  526. 132
  527. 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,030
  528. Ape-Hoop Game
  529.  
  530. 133
  531. 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,100
  532. Free throw, huh?
  533.  
  534. 134
  535. 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,790
  536. Want to try it out?
  537.  
  538. 135
  539. 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:41,890
  540. I dunno mang, this yoo-kat-ah is tighter than a 12 year old
  541.  
  542. 136
  543. 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,180
  544. Okay, how about this?
  545.  
  546. 137
  547. 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:48,360
  548. If you can make two out of three, then I'll do anything for you.
  549.  
  550. 138
  551. 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,930
  552. A-Anything?
  553.  
  554. 139
  555. 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,990
  556. Yep. Anything.
  557.  
  558. 140
  559. 00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:54,270
  560. How about it?
  561.  
  562. 141
  563. 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:05,730
  564. You got it! Three out of three! Perfect!
  565.  
  566. 142
  567. 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,570
  568. {fad(1000,0)}Free Throw GAME Perfect Award - Suzuran Item Certificate
  569.  
  570. 143
  571. 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,200
  572. You're amazing, Kobe!
  573. {fad(1000,0)}Free Throw GAME Perfect Award - Suzuran Item Certificate
  574.  
  575. 144
  576. 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:09,420
  577. You're amazing, Kobe!
  578.  
  579. 145
  580. 00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:13,510
  581. Back in the day they called me KOBE BRYANT
  582.  
  583. 146
  584. 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,330
  585. Yo, Subaru...
  586.  
  587. 147
  588. 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,180
  589. uhhh
  590.  
  591. 148
  592. 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:22,560
  593. What?
  594.  
  595. 149
  596. 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,310
  597. muh dick mutha fucka
  598.  
  599. 150
  600. 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,420
  601. oh yeah, my reward
  602.  
  603. 151
  604. 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,530
  605. Oh yeah, your ''reward.''
  606.  
  607. 152
  608. 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,490
  609. yeah son
  610.  
  611. 153
  612. 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,830
  613. Well y'see
  614.  
  615. 154
  616. 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,590
  617. Will you take responsibility for 'lil Kobe?
  618.  
  619. 155
  620. 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:41,490
  621. Damnit Kobe, you said you were on the pill!
  622.  
  623. 156
  624. 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:48,930
  625. Let's get freaky
  626.  
  627. 157
  628. 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:53,200
  629. Okay, let's go see the fireworks together.
  630.  
  631. 158
  632. 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:02,180
  633. <i>I wish this were a dick</i>
  634.  
  635. 159
  636. 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,950
  637. Yo! It's from Kobe!.
  638.  
  639. 160
  640. 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,040
  641. Oh! Is Kobe in da hood?
  642.  
  643. 161
  644. 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,500
  645. Shit yeah, she's chillin' like a villain with Hasegawa
  646.  
  647. 162
  648. 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:18,120
  649. No shit? Let's blow this popsicle stand!
  650.  
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  652. 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,690
  653. Nah son.
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  656. 00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:23,850
  657. Lets go hit up some niggas over here
  658.  
  659. 165
  660. 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,490
  661. Gotta get me sum goldfish
  662.  
  663. 166
  664. 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:30,280
  665. Yeah son, me too
  666.  
  667. 167
  668. 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,150
  669. I wanna eat some choco banananas, ya dig?
  670.  
  671. 168
  672. 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:36,750
  673. Lets bounce
  674.  
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  676. 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,710
  677. yeah dude
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  680. 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,630
  681. I wanna eat some fryed chikken!
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  683. 171
  684. 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:40,720
  685. Yeah, yeah.
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  688. 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,680
  689. Huh? Weren't we supposed to meet up here?
  690.  
  691. 173
  692. 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,390
  693. Are they not here yet?
  694.  
  695. 174
  696. 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:52,670
  697. Kobe?
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  700. 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,100
  701. What's the matter?
  702.  
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  704. 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,590
  705. Um...
  706.  
  707. 177
  708. 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,880
  709. Do you need to use the restroom?
  710.  
  711. 178
  712. 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:09,010
  713. Yeah son, I gotta piss like a race horse
  714.  
  715. 179
  716. 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,550
  717. You can't walk?
  718.  
  719. 180
  720. 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:12,020
  721. Do I look like I have polio?
  722.  
  723. 181
  724. 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,200
  725. Okay! I get it!
  726.  
  727. 182
  728. 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,420
  729. Um... Well then!
  730.  
  731. 183
  732. 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,850
  733. Let's go.
  734.  
  735. 184
  736. 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,670
  737. Thank Black Jesus we made it.
  738.  
  739. 185
  740. 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,810
  741. Get the fuck out, old man
  742.  
  743. 186
  744. 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,090
  745. Um, are you okay?
  746.  
  747. 187
  748. 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:42,040
  749. Yes... But I dropped the bass
  750.  
  751. 188
  752. 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,930
  753. Are you Skrillex?
  754.  
  755. 189
  756. 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,880
  757. Excuse me!
  758.  
  759. 190
  760. 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,770
  761. He dropped his bass! Can you help us look for them?
  762.  
  763. 191
  764. 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:54,960
  765. Wub Wub Wub!
  766.  
  767. 192
  768. 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,580
  769. Is this it?
  770.  
  771. 193
  772. 00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:01,390
  773. Yes, it is. Thank you very much.
  774.  
  775. 194
  776. 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:05,080
  777. It's fine. Thank Black Jesus we found it.
  778.  
  779. 195
  780. 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:09,690
  781. I'm here to see my lil badonkadonk, but I guess I'm not used to the crowd.
  782.  
  783. 196
  784. 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,820
  785. I understand. I'm not good with crowds, either.
  786.  
  787. 197
  788. 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,070
  789. Thank you. You've been a great help.
  790.  
  791. 198
  792. 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,280
  793. Go for itadakimasu, Trayvon!
  794.  
  795. 199
  796. 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,340
  797. Cut it out, nigga
  798.  
  799. 200
  800. 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,140
  801. Yo is dat Kevin Garnet?
  802.  
  803. 201
  804. 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,320
  805. What's good in the hood?
  806.  
  807. 202
  808. 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,910
  809. Look's like a ballin' time!
  810.  
  811. 203
  812. 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:42,480
  813. Is that a FAMAS?
  814.  
  815. 204
  816. 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:42,950
  817. Huh?
  818.  
  819. 205
  820. 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:46,320
  821. Get outta here Crips!
  822.  
  823. 206
  824. 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,470
  825. lolwat?
  826.  
  827. 207
  828. 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:50,290
  829. You're on my TURF, son!
  830.  
  831. 208
  832. 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,580
  833. niggas please
  834.  
  835. 209
  836. 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,670
  837. Blaze it up, nigga
  838.  
  839. 210
  840. 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,810
  841. You got no aim
  842.  
  843. 211
  844. 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,540
  845. Let's go.
  846.  
  847. 212
  848. 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,430
  849. Wait, Trayvon!
  850.  
  851. 213
  852. 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,890
  853. These bitches givin' me a hard time
  854.  
  855. 214
  856. 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,500
  857. S'all good!
  858.  
  859. 215
  860. 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,490
  861. Can't Corner the Dorner!
  862.  
  863. 216
  864. 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,250
  865. You'll fall if you keep on leaning like that!
  866.  
  867. 217
  868. 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,590
  869. Yo! Dirk! Chris!
  870.  
  871. 218
  872. 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,390
  873. Oh? Shootin' whiteys?
  874.  
  875. 219
  876. 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,510
  877. Dirk!
  878.  
  879. 220
  880. 00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:33,470
  881. Your Hanes!
  882.  
  883. 221
  884. 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,690
  885. Get a good look Subaru!
  886.  
  887. 222
  888. 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:42,630
  889. Itadakimasu!
  890.  
  891. 223
  892. 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,250
  893. You're so mean, Subaru!
  894.  
  895. 224
  896. 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,840
  897. Whack
  898.  
  899. 225
  900. 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,740
  901. It's yo own damn fault, nigga
  902.  
  903. 226
  904. 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,630
  905. Give it a shot, Chris
  906.  
  907. 227
  908. 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,460
  909. Make sure he gets a bangin' look at yer badonkadonk
  910.  
  911. 228
  912. 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,280
  913. He ain't seein' nothin!
  914.  
  915. 229
  916. 00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:00,420
  917. y this happen 2 me?
  918.  
  919. 230
  920. 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:06,070
  921. You should tighten up your asshole a bit.
  922.  
  923. 231
  924. 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,740
  925. Okay!
  926.  
  927. 232
  928. 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,270
  929. So close!
  930.  
  931. 233
  932. 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,030
  933. That was close.
  934.  
  935. 234
  936. 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:19,120
  937. Yes, but thanks for the tip ;)
  938.  
  939. 235
  940. 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,470
  941. <i>Ah, I wanna taste a dick</i>
  942.  
  943. 236
  944. 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:31,410
  945. Off da heezy!
  946.  
  947. 237
  948. 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:31,860
  949. yeah son
  950.  
  951. 238
  952. 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,120
  953. Yo!
  954.  
  955. 239
  956. 00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,530
  957. I can see the hood from here!
  958.  
  959. 240
  960. 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,990
  961. This ghetto is unexpectedly nice.
  962.  
  963. 241
  964. 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,560
  965. The fireworks are about to happen.
  966.  
  967. 242
  968. 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,520
  969. Shit yes!
  970.  
  971. 243
  972. 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,780
  973. Kobe!
  974.  
  975. 244
  976. 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,330
  977. Sup dad?
  978.  
  979. 245
  980. 00:17:53,570 --> 00:17:55,770
  981. I told you, the hood is very dangerous!
  982.  
  983. 246
  984. 00:17:56,400 --> 00:17:59,060
  985. Fuck that
  986.  
  987. 247
  988. 00:17:59,060 --> 00:17:59,930
  989. We're going home.
  990.  
  991. 248
  992. 00:18:03,580 --> 00:18:04,980
  993. Stop right there criminal scum!
  994.  
  995. 249
  996. 00:18:06,920 --> 00:18:08,060
  997. You're...
  998.  
  999. 250
  1000. 00:18:08,060 --> 00:18:13,250
  1001. I'm the coach for the Lebron's Ballin' Academy's basketball team, Hasegawa Subaru.
  1002.  
  1003. 251
  1004. 00:18:13,630 --> 00:18:17,880
  1005. I'm sorry for taking Kobe here.
  1006.  
  1007. 252
  1008. 00:18:17,880 --> 00:18:21,620
  1009. Nah son, moms said I's cool
  1010.  
  1011. 253
  1012. 00:18:21,620 --> 00:18:26,370
  1013. No, I broke her {\s1}hyemn{\s0} promise in the end.
  1014.  
  1015. 254
  1016. 00:18:26,370 --> 00:18:27,790
  1017. I'm sorry.
  1018.  
  1019. 255
  1020. 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:31,910
  1021. But Kobe ain't no sleeze!
  1022.  
  1023. 256
  1024. 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:34,640
  1025. She gots skills and doens't afraid of anything
  1026.  
  1027. 257
  1028. 00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,020
  1029. Subaru...
  1030.  
  1031. 258
  1032. 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:41,650
  1033. Oh, it seems like you're mackin' with my niglet?
  1034.  
  1035. 259
  1036. 00:18:41,650 --> 00:18:46,070
  1037. I didn't bring her here because I wanted to break her promise with you.
  1038.  
  1039. 260
  1040. 00:18:46,070 --> 00:18:49,720
  1041. I just want her to be with her homies
  1042.  
  1043. 261
  1044. 00:18:49,720 --> 00:18:53,430
  1045. They're her precious homies
  1046.  
  1047. 262
  1048. 00:18:54,090 --> 00:18:55,680
  1049. Homies, you say?
  1050.  
  1051. 263
  1052. 00:18:56,750 --> 00:18:59,890
  1053. Kobe does not need friends who play ape-hoop!
  1054.  
  1055. 264
  1056. 00:18:59,890 --> 00:19:03,580
  1057. Yo dads, cut it out!
  1058.  
  1059. 265
  1060. 00:19:10,080 --> 00:19:10,900
  1061. Oh?
  1062.  
  1063. 266
  1064. 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:13,070
  1065. You're that guy...
  1066.  
  1067. 267
  1068. 00:19:15,550 --> 00:19:18,310
  1069. You're Kobe's coach?
  1070.  
  1071. 268
  1072. 00:19:18,310 --> 00:19:21,060
  1073. Yes, I coach these niggas
  1074.  
  1075. 269
  1076. 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:24,100
  1077. We need Kobe!
  1078.  
  1079. 270
  1080. 00:19:24,100 --> 00:19:25,300
  1081. Yeah!
  1082.  
  1083. 271
  1084. 00:19:25,300 --> 00:19:29,830
  1085. I wouldn't be a sick baller without Kobe!
  1086.  
  1087. 272
  1088. 00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:34,460
  1089. I love Kobe, too! I love being with all mah negroes
  1090.  
  1091. 273
  1092. 00:19:34,460 --> 00:19:39,880
  1093. Kobe is the glue that keeps dis hood 2gether
  1094.  
  1095. 274
  1096. 00:19:39,880 --> 00:19:45,000
  1097. Yo dads, my B
  1098.  
  1099. 275
  1100. 00:19:45,000 --> 00:19:50,140
  1101. It's cause of Subaru I'm havin' a bangin' time playin' hoop
  1102.  
  1103. 276
  1104. 00:19:50,140 --> 00:19:51,380
  1105. That's why...
  1106.  
  1107. 277
  1108. 00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:55,820
  1109. You can take Kobe outta the hood but you can't take the hood outta Kobe
  1110.  
  1111. 278
  1112. 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:57,410
  1113. Please!
  1114.  
  1115. 279
  1116. 00:20:06,810 --> 00:20:09,590
  1117. Don't bother coming home tonight, son
  1118.  
  1119. 280
  1120. 00:20:12,330 --> 00:20:13,820
  1121. Daddy.....
  1122.  
  1123. 281
  1124. 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,470
  1125. Hey!
  1126.  
  1127. 282
  1128. 00:20:19,760 --> 00:20:21,720
  1129. I think you know already.
  1130.  
  1131. 283
  1132. 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:24,640
  1133. Ape-hoop had left Kobe a terrible memory before.
  1134.  
  1135. 284
  1136. 00:20:26,470 --> 00:20:32,570
  1137. But it seems like she found some great friends through ape-hoop this time.
  1138.  
  1139. 285
  1140. 00:20:35,210 --> 00:20:37,130
  1141. This is unbefitting of me to say.
  1142.  
  1143. 286
  1144. 00:20:37,130 --> 00:20:40,240
  1145. But please take care of my daughter.
  1146.  
  1147. 287
  1148. 00:20:41,820 --> 00:20:42,950
  1149. Yes!
  1150.  
  1151. 288
  1152. 00:20:51,170 --> 00:20:52,830
  1153. A'ight
  1154.  
  1155. 289
  1156. 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,670
  1157. Let's continue with our promise. ya dig?
  1158.  
  1159. 290
  1160. 00:20:58,720 --> 00:20:59,730
  1161. Okay!
  1162.  
  1163. 291
  1164. 00:21:18,690 --> 00:21:20,980
  1165. You look bangin' today.
  1166.  
  1167. 292
  1168. 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,240
  1169. Yo word?
  1170.  
  1171. 293
  1172. 00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,200
  1173. Did something good happen?
  1174.  
  1175. 294
  1176. 00:21:24,200 --> 00:21:27,200
  1177. Pops said to hit some young jeezy's in B-ball!
  1178.  
  1179. 295
  1180. 00:21:29,160 --> 00:21:30,490
  1181. She's so pretty
  1182.  
  1183. 296
  1184. 00:21:36,220 --> 00:21:37,320
  1185. Gud 1 m8!
  1186.  
  1187. 297
  1188. 00:21:41,570 --> 00:21:42,810
  1189. Who the HECK are you?
  1190.  
  1191. 298
  1192. 00:21:49,240 --> 00:21:51,860
  1193. Wanna fite m8?
  1194.  
  1195. 299
  1196. 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:25,980
  1197. It's starting!
  1198.  
  1199. 300
  1200. 00:23:25,980 --> 00:23:27,380
  1201. HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
  1202.  
  1203. 301
  1204. 00:23:27,380 --> 00:23:28,340
  1205. Chill out, Dirk!
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