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- brothas, dat wuz uh nice practice peep this shit
- 2
- 00:00:06,760 --> 00:00:07,620
- Damn Strayt, nigga
- 3
- 00:00:07,620 --> 00:00:10,680
- Yo ah can just feel muh motha fuckin skill level rising! slap mah fro!
- 4
- 00:00:10,680 --> 00:00:13,460
- Yo Summer vacation iz 'boutto end, Ya' know what I'm sayin'?
- 5
- 00:00:13,460 --> 00:00:15,520
- Yo but ah wants ta werk even harder on muh motha fuckin hoops just like mammy.
- 6
- 00:00:15,520 --> 00:00:16,830
- SHIT NIGGA
- 7
- 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:18,890
- gotta werk hard all ye damn hood ratz..
- 8
- 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:19,680
- huehuehuehuehue
- 9
- 00:00:19,680 --> 00:00:21,430
- Yo brothas's so pumped up! sho 'nuff!
- 10
- 00:00:21,430 --> 00:00:24,590
- Yo iz brothas ready fo' da hoe down?
- 11
- 00:00:24,590 --> 00:00:26,020
- Shit yeah, son
- 12
- 00:00:26,020 --> 00:00:27,720
- I got muh threads good, ya dig?
- 13
- 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:30,060
- My mommy said I's good to go
- 14
- 00:00:30,360 --> 00:00:34,010
- Yeah dawg? I'ma catch me a goldfish
- 15
- 00:00:34,710 --> 00:00:37,470
- Yeah nigs, dis be our last shindig of da summer
- 16
- 00:00:37,750 --> 00:00:40,700
- Dis party gon' be off DA HOOK
- 17
- 00:00:40,700 --> 00:00:42,260
- We gon' have a ballin' time, son!
- 18
- 00:00:42,260 --> 00:00:44,740
- I wanna eat candied watermelums!
- 19
- 00:00:44,740 --> 00:00:46,050
- Oh!
- 20
- 00:00:46,050 --> 00:00:47,690
- I wanna eat some fryed chikken!
- 21
- 00:00:47,690 --> 00:00:49,480
- I wanna catch some cotton!
- 22
- 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:52,200
- We gon' be rememberin' dis 5-ever
- 23
- 00:00:52,200 --> 00:00:53,810
- Shit yeah!
- 24
- 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:38,900
- NBA Allstars - Wo~rld!
- 25
- 00:02:37,830 --> 00:02:42,580
- I've been a coach for these five niglets at Lebron's Ballin' Academy for the last three months.
- 26
- 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:50,570
- We've accomplished a lot during this period of time.
- 27
- 00:02:53,380 --> 00:02:55,880
- The five of them taught me a lot, too.
- 28
- 00:02:56,390 --> 00:02:59,030
- This period of time has been extremly precious.
- 29
- 00:03:10,930 --> 00:03:11,490
- YO!
- 30
- 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,770
- Shooting Guard - Kobe Bryant
- 31
- 00:03:16,310 --> 00:03:18,510
- Point Guard - Chris Paul
- 32
- 00:03:22,480 --> 00:03:24,610
- Center - Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
- 33
- 00:03:28,840 --> 00:03:31,500
- Small Forward - Lebron James
- 34
- 00:03:31,500 --> 00:03:33,250
- Here! Dirk!
- 35
- 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:38,140
- Power Forward - Dirk Nowitzki
- 36
- 00:03:51,510 --> 00:03:55,340
- They have been maturing every single day.
- 37
- 00:03:58,970 --> 00:04:00,740
- Gather around children!
- 38
- 00:04:01,070 --> 00:04:02,730
- I got us sum KFC
- 39
- 00:04:09,740 --> 00:04:11,660
- RUB A DUB DUB THANKS FOR THE GRUB
- 40
- 00:04:14,610 --> 00:04:16,330
- FUCK YES
- 41
- 00:04:19,090 --> 00:04:20,450
- HOLY SHIT MY TASTEBUDS
- 42
- 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:23,140
- FUCKING EAT MORE YA CUNTS
- 43
- 00:04:23,140 --> 00:04:24,800
- Yess'um
- 44
- 00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:29,210
- Yep. Now it seems like you're a good guy now, Phil Jackson.
- 45
- 00:04:29,210 --> 00:04:32,180
- Dis b natural, yo, I'm the head honcho 'round here now
- 46
- 00:04:32,180 --> 00:04:35,390
- HOLY SHIT IS DAT A GLAZED DONUT? GIMME DAT SHIT
- 47
- 00:04:37,440 --> 00:04:39,850
- Screw that mang, wutever
- 48
- 00:04:40,080 --> 00:04:42,330
- Kareem's not afraid anymore
- 49
- 00:04:43,310 --> 00:04:45,340
- Thanks, mang
- 50
- 00:04:45,340 --> 00:04:48,550
- Chris and Kobe pair up with each other quite well.
- 51
- 00:04:48,690 --> 00:04:50,880
- Yall're bangin' those threes
- 52
- 00:04:52,680 --> 00:04:57,030
- Chris, you went a bit easy on Kareem, right?
- 53
- 00:04:57,030 --> 00:05:00,610
- Yeah mang, I found me in front of Kareem,
- 54
- 00:05:00,610 --> 00:05:04,180
- but, mang, I sho' wanted to see Chris and Kareem hit dat shit
- 55
- 00:05:04,180 --> 00:05:05,280
- Izzat so?
- 56
- 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:08,690
- Yah mang. 1v1 sounds ballin'
- 57
- 00:05:09,790 --> 00:05:11,730
- I'll fite u next time, Kareem
- 58
- 00:05:11,730 --> 00:05:14,160
- Yeah mang? King me
- 59
- 00:05:14,420 --> 00:05:17,600
- You're quite perceptive as usual, Le-a.
- 60
- 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:21,780
- Yeah mang, some things r girl 2 girl, y'hear?
- 61
- 00:05:22,020 --> 00:05:24,570
- You're really a great help.
- 62
- 00:05:25,550 --> 00:05:28,730
- Yeah. Wutever, I's think it's prudent
- 63
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- Kobe in da house!
- 64
- 00:05:35,530 --> 00:05:36,980
- Sup?
- 65
- 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:41,070
- Yo babby daddy needs a word wit u
- 66
- 00:05:50,190 --> 00:05:52,080
- Yo mah nigga, what's cracka-lackin'?
- 67
- 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:54,770
- Kobe sit the fuck down
- 68
- 00:05:55,260 --> 00:05:55,940
- K
- 69
- 00:06:05,010 --> 00:06:08,390
- I see u out there playin' ape-hoop
- 70
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- Cotton-picking, art of rap, and African Traditional twerking...
- 71
- 00:06:13,540 --> 00:06:16,200
- y u do dis
- 72
- 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:29,690
- Two misses in a row?
- 73
- 00:06:37,710 --> 00:06:39,760
- Did something happen?
- 74
- 00:06:40,180 --> 00:06:44,040
- Big daddy got pissed, yo
- 75
- 00:06:44,040 --> 00:06:47,360
- Huh!? You made your father angry!?
- 76
- 00:06:47,360 --> 00:06:49,040
- I don' give a fuck
- 77
- 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,700
- I-I see.
- 78
- 00:06:50,700 --> 00:06:55,190
- He said I gotsa stay home and work on da farm
- 79
- 00:06:55,750 --> 00:07:01,950
- there be a rave this saterday, daddy said I can't go!
- 80
- 00:07:01,950 --> 00:07:04,470
- No way... Why?
- 81
- 00:07:04,470 --> 00:07:07,530
- Daddy says ape-hoops no good for me
- 82
- 00:07:07,530 --> 00:07:10,950
- I been trainin' hard like Usain Bolt for it
- 83
- 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:12,930
- He not happy at all, mang
- 84
- 00:07:13,940 --> 00:07:16,320
- I feel SORRY, mang
- 85
- 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:18,080
- but this can't be helped, we'll have to use 'that'
- 86
- 00:07:24,130 --> 00:07:25,530
- Word?!
- 87
- 00:07:25,530 --> 00:07:27,570
- Kobe ain't coming?
- 88
- 00:07:27,570 --> 00:07:28,500
- Damn son!
- 89
- 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:32,710
- Fool! U no Kobe wants 2 come
- 90
- 00:07:33,850 --> 00:07:35,120
- sorry m8
- 91
- 00:07:35,120 --> 00:07:38,550
- we all got plans, son
- 92
- 00:07:38,550 --> 00:07:42,080
- workin' hard in da hood
- 93
- 00:07:42,080 --> 00:07:45,610
- Sheeeit, you work da hardest, Kobe
- 94
- 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:51,410
- I'm gonna go 2 ur daddy 'n talk sum cents into him!
- 95
- 00:07:51,410 --> 00:07:56,180
- u stay da HECK away from me
- 96
- 00:07:56,180 --> 00:07:59,290
- Juss enjoy da show, kay?
- 97
- 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:12,980
- dis gon be okay?
- 98
- 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:15,180
- OUCH!
- 99
- 00:08:15,180 --> 00:08:17,610
- 2tight4my child bearin' hips
- 100
- 00:08:33,300 --> 00:08:35,420
- Shaniqua!
- 101
- 00:08:41,150 --> 00:08:43,280
- dis be 2 short?
- 102
- 00:08:51,040 --> 00:08:53,490
- So Kobe really ain't coming?
- 103
- 00:08:58,540 --> 00:09:01,980
- I cry ever tim
- 104
- 00:09:02,820 --> 00:09:05,860
- I don't wanna start nuthin, but
- 105
- 00:09:11,580 --> 00:09:14,200
- Did Kobe hit you up?
- 106
- 00:09:14,200 --> 00:09:18,970
- nah mang, I'ma drive 2 her hood, tho
- 107
- 00:09:24,280 --> 00:09:26,010
- Peace
- 108
- 00:09:31,710 --> 00:09:32,790
- kay
- 109
- 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:37,580
- Subaru! There's a phone call for you! From Kobe's mom!
- 110
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- Name: Kobe Bryant
- Birthday: 9/9 Blood Type: A Class: 6-C Height: 142 cm (4' 8") Bust: Tiny (She's very concerned about this.) Words to Subaru: I respect you from the bottom of my heart!
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- Kobe!
- 112
- 00:09:56,700 --> 00:09:57,470
- Subaru!
- 113
- 00:09:57,470 --> 00:09:58,850
- Kobe!
- 114
- 00:09:58,850 --> 00:10:00,770
- Subaru!
- 115
- 00:10:18,690 --> 00:10:20,240
- It's nice being young.
- 116
- 00:10:21,830 --> 00:10:23,560
- wassup, Subaru.
- 117
- 00:10:23,560 --> 00:10:26,900
- Thanks, mang
- 118
- 00:10:26,900 --> 00:10:30,870
- I be feelin' blue when Kobe's all alone
- 119
- 00:10:30,870 --> 00:10:34,920
- S'good to know u'll b here with her
- 120
- 00:10:35,640 --> 00:10:38,680
- Smell ya later, homes!
- 121
- 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:49,340
- Damn son, I didn't think she'd be that chill
- 122
- 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:51,820
- Yep. That's great.
- 123
- 00:10:52,800 --> 00:10:55,140
- I see u, Subaro
- 124
- 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:58,950
- That yukata fits you really nicely.
- 125
- 00:11:08,370 --> 00:11:10,590
- Aw damn, we here too soon?
- 126
- 00:11:10,980 --> 00:11:12,570
- Where are we supposed to meet?
- 127
- 00:11:13,160 --> 00:11:17,790
- In front of the candied watermelum stall
- 128
- 00:11:17,790 --> 00:11:19,140
- Don't worry.
- 129
- 00:11:19,140 --> 00:11:20,750
- We'll meet up with them soon.
- 130
- 00:11:20,750 --> 00:11:24,210
- Let's take this chance to have a look around.
- 131
- 00:11:24,420 --> 00:11:26,460
- Oh? What's that?
- 132
- 00:11:28,800 --> 00:11:30,030
- Ape-Hoop Game
- 133
- 00:11:32,190 --> 00:11:34,100
- Free throw, huh?
- 134
- 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,790
- Want to try it out?
- 135
- 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:41,890
- I dunno mang, this yoo-kat-ah is tighter than a 12 year old
- 136
- 00:11:42,680 --> 00:11:45,180
- Okay, how about this?
- 137
- 00:11:45,180 --> 00:11:48,360
- If you can make two out of three, then I'll do anything for you.
- 138
- 00:11:48,990 --> 00:11:50,930
- A-Anything?
- 139
- 00:11:50,930 --> 00:11:52,990
- Yep. Anything.
- 140
- 00:11:52,990 --> 00:11:54,270
- How about it?
- 141
- 00:12:01,450 --> 00:12:05,730
- You got it! Three out of three! Perfect!
- 142
- 00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:07,570
- {fad(1000,0)}Free Throw GAME Perfect Award - Suzuran Item Certificate
- 143
- 00:12:07,570 --> 00:12:09,200
- You're amazing, Kobe!
- {fad(1000,0)}Free Throw GAME Perfect Award - Suzuran Item Certificate
- 144
- 00:12:09,200 --> 00:12:09,420
- You're amazing, Kobe!
- 145
- 00:12:10,590 --> 00:12:13,510
- Back in the day they called me KOBE BRYANT
- 146
- 00:12:17,140 --> 00:12:19,330
- Yo, Subaru...
- 147
- 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,180
- uhhh
- 148
- 00:12:21,790 --> 00:12:22,560
- What?
- 149
- 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:24,310
- muh dick mutha fucka
- 150
- 00:12:25,040 --> 00:12:27,420
- oh yeah, my reward
- 151
- 00:12:27,420 --> 00:12:30,530
- Oh yeah, your ''reward.''
- 152
- 00:12:30,530 --> 00:12:32,490
- yeah son
- 153
- 00:12:32,490 --> 00:12:34,830
- Well y'see
- 154
- 00:12:35,300 --> 00:12:38,590
- Will you take responsibility for 'lil Kobe?
- 155
- 00:12:38,590 --> 00:12:41,490
- Damnit Kobe, you said you were on the pill!
- 156
- 00:12:43,030 --> 00:12:48,930
- Let's get freaky
- 157
- 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:53,200
- Okay, let's go see the fireworks together.
- 158
- 00:12:58,530 --> 00:13:02,180
- <i>I wish this were a dick</i>
- 159
- 00:13:05,100 --> 00:13:06,950
- Yo! It's from Kobe!.
- 160
- 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:11,040
- Oh! Is Kobe in da hood?
- 161
- 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:15,500
- Shit yeah, she's chillin' like a villain with Hasegawa
- 162
- 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:18,120
- No shit? Let's blow this popsicle stand!
- 163
- 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,690
- Nah son.
- 164
- 00:13:20,690 --> 00:13:23,850
- Lets go hit up some niggas over here
- 165
- 00:13:23,850 --> 00:13:26,490
- Gotta get me sum goldfish
- 166
- 00:13:26,490 --> 00:13:30,280
- Yeah son, me too
- 167
- 00:13:30,280 --> 00:13:33,150
- I wanna eat some choco banananas, ya dig?
- 168
- 00:13:33,150 --> 00:13:36,750
- Lets bounce
- 169
- 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:37,710
- yeah dude
- 170
- 00:13:37,710 --> 00:13:39,630
- I wanna eat some fryed chikken!
- 171
- 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:40,720
- Yeah, yeah.
- 172
- 00:13:43,440 --> 00:13:46,680
- Huh? Weren't we supposed to meet up here?
- 173
- 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,390
- Are they not here yet?
- 174
- 00:13:51,850 --> 00:13:52,670
- Kobe?
- 175
- 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,100
- What's the matter?
- 176
- 00:13:58,210 --> 00:13:59,590
- Um...
- 177
- 00:14:00,730 --> 00:14:02,880
- Do you need to use the restroom?
- 178
- 00:14:04,820 --> 00:14:09,010
- Yeah son, I gotta piss like a race horse
- 179
- 00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,550
- You can't walk?
- 180
- 00:14:10,690 --> 00:14:12,020
- Do I look like I have polio?
- 181
- 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:14,200
- Okay! I get it!
- 182
- 00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:16,420
- Um... Well then!
- 183
- 00:14:18,080 --> 00:14:18,850
- Let's go.
- 184
- 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,670
- Thank Black Jesus we made it.
- 185
- 00:14:32,620 --> 00:14:33,810
- Get the fuck out, old man
- 186
- 00:14:36,030 --> 00:14:38,090
- Um, are you okay?
- 187
- 00:14:38,690 --> 00:14:42,040
- Yes... But I dropped the bass
- 188
- 00:14:42,880 --> 00:14:43,930
- Are you Skrillex?
- 189
- 00:14:45,450 --> 00:14:46,880
- Excuse me!
- 190
- 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:49,770
- He dropped his bass! Can you help us look for them?
- 191
- 00:14:54,330 --> 00:14:54,960
- Wub Wub Wub!
- 192
- 00:14:56,300 --> 00:14:57,580
- Is this it?
- 193
- 00:14:57,810 --> 00:15:01,390
- Yes, it is. Thank you very much.
- 194
- 00:15:01,390 --> 00:15:05,080
- It's fine. Thank Black Jesus we found it.
- 195
- 00:15:05,080 --> 00:15:09,690
- I'm here to see my lil badonkadonk, but I guess I'm not used to the crowd.
- 196
- 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,820
- I understand. I'm not good with crowds, either.
- 197
- 00:15:13,760 --> 00:15:16,070
- Thank you. You've been a great help.
- 198
- 00:15:23,600 --> 00:15:25,280
- Go for itadakimasu, Trayvon!
- 199
- 00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,340
- Cut it out, nigga
- 200
- 00:15:32,600 --> 00:15:35,140
- Yo is dat Kevin Garnet?
- 201
- 00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:38,320
- What's good in the hood?
- 202
- 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,910
- Look's like a ballin' time!
- 203
- 00:15:39,910 --> 00:15:42,480
- Is that a FAMAS?
- 204
- 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:42,950
- Huh?
- 205
- 00:15:42,950 --> 00:15:46,320
- Get outta here Crips!
- 206
- 00:15:46,320 --> 00:15:48,470
- lolwat?
- 207
- 00:15:48,470 --> 00:15:50,290
- You're on my TURF, son!
- 208
- 00:15:50,290 --> 00:15:51,580
- niggas please
- 209
- 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:55,670
- Blaze it up, nigga
- 210
- 00:15:57,420 --> 00:15:59,810
- You got no aim
- 211
- 00:16:01,580 --> 00:16:02,540
- Let's go.
- 212
- 00:16:05,740 --> 00:16:07,430
- Wait, Trayvon!
- 213
- 00:16:07,430 --> 00:16:10,890
- These bitches givin' me a hard time
- 214
- 00:16:10,890 --> 00:16:12,500
- S'all good!
- 215
- 00:16:13,640 --> 00:16:15,490
- Can't Corner the Dorner!
- 216
- 00:16:20,940 --> 00:16:23,250
- You'll fall if you keep on leaning like that!
- 217
- 00:16:23,250 --> 00:16:25,590
- Yo! Dirk! Chris!
- 218
- 00:16:26,270 --> 00:16:28,390
- Oh? Shootin' whiteys?
- 219
- 00:16:31,270 --> 00:16:32,510
- Dirk!
- 220
- 00:16:32,510 --> 00:16:33,470
- Your Hanes!
- 221
- 00:16:34,630 --> 00:16:36,690
- Get a good look Subaru!
- 222
- 00:16:39,570 --> 00:16:42,630
- Itadakimasu!
- 223
- 00:16:43,470 --> 00:16:45,250
- You're so mean, Subaru!
- 224
- 00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:46,840
- Whack
- 225
- 00:16:46,840 --> 00:16:50,740
- It's yo own damn fault, nigga
- 226
- 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,630
- Give it a shot, Chris
- 227
- 00:16:52,630 --> 00:16:54,460
- Make sure he gets a bangin' look at yer badonkadonk
- 228
- 00:16:54,460 --> 00:16:56,280
- He ain't seein' nothin!
- 229
- 00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:00,420
- y this happen 2 me?
- 230
- 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:06,070
- You should tighten up your asshole a bit.
- 231
- 00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:08,740
- Okay!
- 232
- 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:13,270
- So close!
- 233
- 00:17:13,480 --> 00:17:15,030
- That was close.
- 234
- 00:17:15,030 --> 00:17:19,120
- Yes, but thanks for the tip ;)
- 235
- 00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,470
- <i>Ah, I wanna taste a dick</i>
- 236
- 00:17:28,770 --> 00:17:31,410
- Off da heezy!
- 237
- 00:17:31,410 --> 00:17:31,860
- yeah son
- 238
- 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:33,120
- Yo!
- 239
- 00:17:39,290 --> 00:17:41,530
- I can see the hood from here!
- 240
- 00:17:41,530 --> 00:17:43,990
- This ghetto is unexpectedly nice.
- 241
- 00:17:44,530 --> 00:17:46,560
- The fireworks are about to happen.
- 242
- 00:17:46,560 --> 00:17:47,520
- Shit yes!
- 243
- 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:48,780
- Kobe!
- 244
- 00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:52,330
- Sup dad?
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- I told you, the hood is very dangerous!
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- Fuck that
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- We're going home.
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- Stop right there criminal scum!
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- You're...
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- I'm the coach for the Lebron's Ballin' Academy's basketball team, Hasegawa Subaru.
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- I'm sorry for taking Kobe here.
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- Nah son, moms said I's cool
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- No, I broke her {\s1}hyemn{\s0} promise in the end.
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- I'm sorry.
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- But Kobe ain't no sleeze!
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- She gots skills and doens't afraid of anything
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- Subaru...
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- Oh, it seems like you're mackin' with my niglet?
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- I didn't bring her here because I wanted to break her promise with you.
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- I just want her to be with her homies
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- They're her precious homies
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- Homies, you say?
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- Kobe does not need friends who play ape-hoop!
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- Yo dads, cut it out!
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- Oh?
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- You're that guy...
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- You're Kobe's coach?
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- Yes, I coach these niggas
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- We need Kobe!
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- Yeah!
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- I wouldn't be a sick baller without Kobe!
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- I love Kobe, too! I love being with all mah negroes
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- Kobe is the glue that keeps dis hood 2gether
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- Yo dads, my B
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- It's cause of Subaru I'm havin' a bangin' time playin' hoop
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- That's why...
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- You can take Kobe outta the hood but you can't take the hood outta Kobe
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- Please!
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- Don't bother coming home tonight, son
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- Daddy.....
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- Hey!
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- I think you know already.
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- Ape-hoop had left Kobe a terrible memory before.
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- But it seems like she found some great friends through ape-hoop this time.
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- This is unbefitting of me to say.
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- But please take care of my daughter.
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- Yes!
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- A'ight
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- Let's continue with our promise. ya dig?
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- Okay!
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- You look bangin' today.
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- Yo word?
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- Did something good happen?
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- Pops said to hit some young jeezy's in B-ball!
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- She's so pretty
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- Gud 1 m8!
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- Who the HECK are you?
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- Wanna fite m8?
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- It's starting!
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- HOLD ONTO YOUR BUTTS
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- Chill out, Dirk!
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