The Great and Powerful Trixie Wrapped in Clingfilm Story #1

                        The Great and Powerful Trixie In Clingfilm Story #1

                                    Written by Twilight Sparkle


It was a bright day in the equine inhabited village of Ponyville, as I was  practicing my incredible magic on my purple pet reptilian creature, polishing his luscious scales as the sun reflected off of them.

“Ah, how luscious your scales are Spike” I say, proud of my handiwork. The dragon merely stares blankly at me. But then who am I to see but the great and powerful magician herself…
“Twilight Sparkle, it is I, the Great and Powerful Trixie!” She said proudly.

“Ah, hello Trixie!” I greet the light blue unicorn magician. “What brings you to Ponyville?”

“ACH” says Trixie. “I am here to prove myself superior to you in a magical duel”

“So?” I say, my eyebrow rising. “Very well. Come into my lumber household and we shall discuss the duel” I say, inviting the unicorn in.

As we enter my house, she eyes my purple pet reptilian creature’s scales. “What an aesthetic marvel your reptilian creature is” she says. Spike merely stares blankly.

“So what kind of deal shall this be, Great and Powerful Trixie?” I enquire

“ACH” she says suddenly “I realize I have forgotten my book of all spells I know at my home”

“Oh my. This shall cause inconvenience and much strife” Then suddenly, I have an idea!

“Great and Powerful Trixie, would you like to see my… cling film collection?” I ask the magician. She raises her brow at my inquiry.
“Oh? How much do you have, Twilight Sparkle?” She asks, doubting my great cling film.

“A rather large amount, I must admit. Ten yards, easily” I say sheepishly

“That much?” She asks in interest, though her expression remains proud

“Why yes, that much… in fact… I do believe I have found a new way to prove who is the superior sorcerer of the magical craft!”

“So?” she asks, curious

“I bet I can use my cling film… to wrap you entirely!” I say

“Very well, Twilight Sparkle. If I win, you shall receive free tickets to my next magic show. If you lose however, the Great and Powerful Trixie shall take your reptilian dragon creature and set fire to your lumber abode” she decides. I nod.

“A fair deal indeed” I say

I use my sinfully magical horn to summon long, slick, shining rolls of glorious cling film. I slowly begin to stretch the first roll, ready to begin.

“Commence” says the Great and Powerful Trixie, giving her approval.

I then get to work, starting with her right long tail, slowly making my way to her flank as I feel my mouth dry and my horn spark. I wrap around her bountiful plot, and begin to start work on her slender legs. Eventually, I pass her beautifully flowing mane and make my way up to her trademark hat. I stand back, admiring my handiwork. The Great and Powerful Trixie was now wrapped completely in cling film! I turn to my reptilian creature.

“The Great and Powerful Trixie is now wrapped completely in cling film!” I declare.

I decide to make a small joke.

“Much like winter!” I kid.

“Ahahahaha!” We both laugh at my very funny joke.

“You win” says The Great and Powerful Trixie, her voice muffled. “Now you must release me, Twilight Sparkle”

“Not for several weeks, my friend”

“Oh, okay” she says, muffled.

And so I stood there staring for several hours at my marvelous work. But as not to make the experience unpleasant for the young magician, we make small talk and have a riveting discussion for several hours.

Eventually, I grow tired and retire to my bed chambers. As I awake the next day, she is gone. She sends no tickets, she never calls… I am crushed and in despair. A week later, I arrive home from Sugarcube Corner to see my house has turned to ash and my reptilian creature is gone. I get him back and find a new place to live after a tiring legal process. I still sit by my window to this day, dreaming of that glorious day. It was worth it in every way.

“THE END!” Twilight exclaimed loudly as she closed her book, looking up eagerly

“Well? What did everypony think?”

There was a short silence before the ponies in the room spoke up.

“Well, it was… certainly interesting, darling”

“Er… yup, very… interestin’”

“It was… uh… very… nice…”

“I really… liked it’s mane?”

There was an awkward silence before Rainbow Dash finally spoke up.

“…That was so fuckin’ hot”


                                                THE END