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opNorthKorea - release 2

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  1. #opNorthKorea - Release #2
  2.  
  3.  
  4. Hello citizens of the world!
  5. We are Anonymous
  6.  
  7. Maybe you have already seen our release #1 at
  8. http://htmlpaste.com/475162457b72c3dc6c17c444ff416ad1c8a59627
  9.  
  10. Because of North Korea's new threats today we are forced to
  11. contact you again.
  12. Within this release we also take the chance to set some things
  13. straight about our goals, because it seems some web citizens
  14. didn't really get it right. Here we go:
  15.  
  16. @ Kim Jong-un
  17. You just went full retarded! Never go full retarded.
  18. We feel really sorry for your suffering of TDS
  19. (aka "tiny dick syndrome") but be assured, threatening the
  20. world with your nukes won't make it any better at all.
  21. If you had finally opened up your country for the
  22. real internet, you would have already seen over 9000 ads for
  23. products devoted to solve your problem.
  24.  
  25. @ government of USA
  26. What the fuck you guys creating the next kind of Cuba crisis?
  27. No one asked you for your bombers and missiles and drones
  28. and shit. You don't fool us again to fight another war
  29. for your Zionist masters and your shareholder values.
  30. You are not the police of the world.
  31. Go home, you are drunk!
  32. Anonymous and the actual people, the citizens, are going
  33. to manage this the peaceful way.
  34.  
  35. @ governments of North Korea AND of USA
  36. If you're so much eager to fight each other, lock yourselves
  37. in a bunker, deep deep down underground and nuke yourself!
  38. So the terrorists of the world will be gone and the more
  39. intelligent people - your citizens - will survive without
  40. having to fight your wars. THAT's how Darwin works!
  41.  
  42. @ tech blogs and media
  43. We happily noticed you questioned how we could be inside
  44. Kwangmyong, the country-wide intranet of N.K., because
  45. we think it's good journalism to doubt and question things.
  46. We have a few guys on the ground who managed to bring the
  47. real internet into the country using a chain of long distance
  48. WiFi repeaters with proprietary frequencies, so they're not
  49. jammed (yet). We also have access to some N.K. phone landlines
  50. which are connected to Kwangmyong through dial-ups.
  51. Last missing peace of puzzle was to interconnect the two
  52. networks, which those guys finally managed to do.
  53. We still have many problems with this:
  54. - the whole chain of connections is slow and unstable
  55. - the devices connected to the phone landlines are rapidly
  56.   detected and removed by N.K. authorities
  57. As soon as the connections are stabilized and optimized,
  58. we gonna inject the kittens and porn into their network,
  59. because North Korean citizens wanna see lulzy kittehs and
  60. and hawt pr0n too.
  61. Kudos to the people on the ground, they do a great job
  62. trying to bring the real, free, uncensored internet to the
  63. citizens of North Korea. Those guys have balls of steel!
  64. They literally risk their lifes.
  65. But we need more, much more skilled and ballzy men on the
  66. ground. Take this as a call to action!
  67. "Telecomix" and "WeRebuild" - Where are you? We need you!
  68.  
  69. @ citizens of North Korea, South Korea, USA, and the world
  70. Don't allow your governments to separate you. We are all
  71. one. We are the people. Our enemies are the dictators
  72. and regimes, our goals are freedom and peace and democracy.
  73. United as one, divided by zero, we can never be defeated!
  74.  
  75. We are Anonymous
  76. We are Legion
  77. We do not forgive
  78. We do not forget
  79. Expect us!
  80.  
  81. Meanwhile, enjoy 9001 records of North Korean propaganda
  82. site www.uriminzokkiri.com hosted in China.
  83. Pro tip: first row is the admin password
  84.  
  85. part1: http://pastebin.com/C91UxMSW
  86. part2: http://pastebin.com/tz81U2FM
  87. part3: http://pastebin.com/pqz68sd9