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  1. GanglandMindfang is waiting in her family room which unlike her sitting room or parlor is rather more casually decorated, it also has one of those newfangled color televisions
  2. GanglandMindfang in fact had some more breakable decorations and things put up
  3. GanglandMindfang is not a dog person overly much and as such is cautious about dog.
  4. GanglandMindfang also has coffee set up because tonight feels like a coffee night more than a tea night
  5. GanglandPorrim has been very excited for this visit. for many reasons really. because dog. because donna not being a dumb kid that she feels obligated to bother after. and so on
  6. GanglandPorrim is still very excited in fact. and followed by dog. he is a big thing even just as a puppy. one day he will dwarf amanda and this will be the greatest day ever. porrim is the most ecstatic looking person ever at the moment
  7. GanglandMindfang i can say the guy who answered the door almost pissed himself at the GIANT DOG
  8. GanglandMindfang GIANT PUPPY DOG
  9. GanglandMindfang thank god he is a puppy
  10. GanglandPorrim giggled at this man
  11. GanglandPorrim and was very proud of her giant monster dog
  12. GanglandPorrim she still is in fact! he is like another child in a way.
  13. GanglandMindfang a child that gets into simple trouble instead of complicated stuff.
  14. GanglandMindfang complicated life threatening stuff
  15. GanglandPorrim yes
  16. GanglandMindfang more stuff like eating dinner off the table.
  17. GanglandMindfang and then looking sad when you scold him
  18. GanglandMindfang anyway you get let in and i turn and my eyebrows go up
  19. GanglandMindfang That
  20. GanglandMindfang Is one big damn dog.
  21. GanglandMindfang amused tone!
  22. GanglandPorrim is grinning wildly. because this is the best day. this is the best dog.
  23. GanglandPorrim He's going to dwarf Amanda at some point!
  24. GanglandMindfang Oh my God.
  25. GanglandPorrim It'll be amazing.
  26. GanglandMindfang What does she think of him?
  27. GanglandMindfang also extends a hand carefully
  28. GanglandMindfang a hand for the sniffing.
  29. GanglandPorrim She seemed fond of him? But cautious? Mandy doesn't appear to be a dog person, which is kind of sad. Oh well.
  30. GanglandPorrim She can have her...spiders?
  31. GanglandPorrim curious dog is curious and explores this hand. HELLO NEW PERSON
  32. GanglandMindfang HELLO DOG
  33. GanglandMindfang carefully pats.
  34. GanglandMindfang pats on head, scritch behind ears
  35. GanglandPorrim begins to move in. donna is going to get a hug. nice firm maryam woman hug. go alyosha. distract her. good boy.
  36. GanglandMindfang pfffffffft
  37. GanglandMindfang is indeed rahter distracted with DOG, so.
  38. GanglandPorrim success
  39. GanglandMindfang thus goes "erk!" when abruptly hugged
  40. GanglandMindfang Sneaky!
  41. GanglandPorrim suddenly porrim hug. she is quite practiced at hugs. it is the right sort of firm hug
  42. GanglandMindfang hah, timing
  43. GanglandPorrim I told you I'd have to get you back for making me blush.
  44. GanglandMindfang laughs lightly, and gives a firm squeeze
  45. GanglandPorrim And I now have a partner in crime.
  46. GanglandMindfang SQUEEZE
  47. GanglandMindfang You should train him to do something ridiculous like like someones face on command to really distract them.
  48. GanglandMindfang also attempts to pull Porrim into her lap, because why not?
  49. GanglandPorrim accepts this attempt. there is a porrim in your lap. what do you do
  50. GanglandMindfang i put my arms around the porrim and smooch her on the lips
  51. GanglandPorrim is more than fine with this kiss. it has resulted in more blushy porrim though.
  52. GanglandPorrim We're very bad at this not dating thing. Like ridiculously so.
  53. GanglandMindfang Excuse me? You're the one who keeps indulging me.
  54. GanglandMindfang gives another squeeze, shifting to get Porrim placed perfectly in her lap.
  55. GanglandPorrim You say that but you're the one tempting me!
  56. GanglandMindfang reaches up, and pokes her nose.
  57. GanglandMindfang I'm being restrained tonight, mostly because I don't want your dog to think I'm molesting you against your will.
  58. GanglandMindfang I'd rather not have him bite off an arm.
  59. GanglandPorrim frowns at donna and pokes back
  60. GanglandMindfang wrinkles her nose.
  61. GanglandPorrim He's not going to bite your arm off, god. Though that would be weird while he's around?
  62. GanglandPorrim dog finds these happenings curious. he is good quiet dog though. dog watches in dog fashion
  63. GanglandMindfang Biting off my arm would be weird with him around?
  64. GanglandMindfang I most certainly agree!
  65. GanglandPorrim What? No!
  66. GanglandPorrim I mean.
  67. GanglandPorrim It would be.
  68. GanglandPorrim That wasn't what I was getting at though.
  69. GanglandMindfang I know, I'm just teasing regardless.
  70. GanglandMindfang Also
  71. GanglandMindfang Would you like me to put you in touch with a professional dog trainer?
  72. GanglandMindfang Because
  73. GanglandPorrim thinks of dog biting off donna's arm. this is a strange and awful thought. also ridiculous
  74. GanglandMindfang Best to start young.
  75. GanglandMindfang And he's a damn big dog.
  76. GanglandMindfang Even just teaching him how to sit and stay would be a good idea, and he looks like...
  77. GanglandMindfang snaps fingers, what's the word
  78. GanglandMindfang A sight hound.
  79. GanglandMindfang And they can be hard to train.
  80. GanglandPorrim That appears to be what he is? I'm honestly not really up to speed on what all the names of breeds are. Which is kind of funny given how much I like dogs.
  81. GanglandPorrim Also first Roxy now you. Everyone is bothering about helping me with him.
  82. GanglandPorrim Which is nice and I appreciate it, but I'm just not a woman who likes to be fretted after. Though it's technically fretting after the dog. I guess.
  83. GanglandMindfang It's only fair.
  84. GanglandMindfang You spend all day fretting about others.
  85. GanglandMindfang Let us try to take a little bit of the weight off your shoulder, hmmm?
  86. GanglandPorrim I guess.
  87. GanglandMindfang pinches her side.
  88. GanglandMindfang pinch!
  89. GanglandPorrim huffs stubbornly
  90. GanglandMindfang No no no.
  91. GanglandMindfang Say "Yes ma'am."
  92. GanglandPorrim Not until we discuss safe words.
  93. GanglandMindfang hmmmmmmmmm~
  94. GanglandMindfang Well
  95. GanglandMindfang We haven't really gotten super creative yet...
  96. GanglandMindfang Something to think about.
  97. GanglandPorrim smiles at that. it had been just a joke but still. donna is nuzzled for this.
  98. GanglandPorrim I was kind of hoping you'd say that. Another time though! Without Lyosha staring at us.
  99. GanglandPorrim And fine. I'll begrudgingly accept your but only because it concerns him.
  100. GanglandPorrim I'll bat off any attempts to help me personally though.
  101. GanglandMindfang sigh~
  102. GanglandMindfang ..
  103. GanglandMindfang Technically spending time with you is helping you because it is cheering you up and is enjoyable.
  104. GanglandMindfang Oops, I guess it's time to kick you out!
  105. GanglandPorrim oh
  106. GanglandPorrim oh that's right isn't it. we hadn't thought about that
  107. GanglandPorrim Well!
  108. GanglandPorrim Things. Also stuff.
  109. GanglandMindfang Cogent counter argument.
  110. GanglandMindfang I give it an 8 out of 10.
  111. GanglandMindfang pinches porrim's BOTTOM this time.
  112. GanglandPorrim wriggles a bit. god dammit why is the dog here. well because he is cute. and also exploring the rest of the room
  113. GanglandPorrim but still
  114. GanglandPorrim Good. I am glad I have proven my point and will thus be free of your meddling.
  115. GanglandPorrim While still here in your home, which isn't you helping me at all. Clearly.
  116. GanglandMindfang Mhmmmm.
  117. GanglandMindfang I'd harass you more about it but you're an adult.
  118. GanglandMindfang sigh~
  119. GanglandMindfang Alas
  120. GanglandMindfang I only get free reign to meddle with Violet and Amanda, and that's due to blood more than their respective ages.
  121. GanglandPorrim Well at least you limit yourself to two kids.
  122. GanglandPorrim I seem hellbent on adopting the whole city.
  123. GanglandMindfang Including animals.
  124. GanglandMindfang |:
  125. GanglandMindfang meanwhile begins to run hands up and down sides, gently
  126. GanglandPorrim Hey. The dog came from another universe and was given to me by a strange younger alien version of yourself.
  127. GanglandPorrim Who wears silly hats.
  128. GanglandPorrim sighs contentedly. yes. this hand thing is good
  129. GanglandMindfang It's strange
  130. GanglandMindfang How she's younger than me.
  131. GanglandPorrim also kisses donna's cheek lightly
  132. GanglandMindfang But is apparently a commander of armies.
  133. GanglandMindfang oh
  134. GanglandMindfang well, returns it with a kiss on the lips
  135. GanglandPorrim returns said kiss because fuck it. alyosha is looking at things. there won't be sex dammit but there will be kissing
  136. GanglandMindfang kisses are less awkward because with sex dogs wonder if someone is hurting someone and then things go downhill from there.
  137. GanglandMindfang that and also this is the family room versus somewhere private like a bedroom. SERVANTS, YOU KNOW.
  138. GanglandMindfang also sits back, a thoughtful expression on her face...
  139. GanglandMindfang You know...
  140. GanglandMindfang I should take you out somewhere.
  141. GanglandMindfang It's been a while since you've had a nice night out.
  142. GanglandPorrim to hell with servants
  143. GanglandPorrim the dog though. that is the true problem
  144. GanglandPorrim It has hasn't it. Still, you don't need to.
  145. GanglandPorrim I mean. If you want to. Which you probably do given that you're asking me. Though I guess it's more telling me?
  146. GanglandPorrim Since it wasn't a question.
  147. GanglandMindfang reach
  148. GanglandMindfang puts a finger on her lips
  149. GanglandMindfang Shush.
  150. GanglandMindfang You need to stop overthinking things so much.
  151. GanglandMindfang I can practically see your blood pressure going up.
  152. GanglandMindfang Tuesday night
  153. GanglandMindfang Let's go ice skating.
  154. GanglandMindfang You and me.
  155. GanglandMindfang Then perhaps a movie.
  156. GanglandMindfang Sound good?
  157. GanglandPorrim Only if it's a horror film.
  158. GanglandPorrim Well not really, but still that's what I'd prefer. Wait.
  159. GanglandPorrim Darnit. You tricked me. Somehow.
  160. GanglandMindfang reach, pat.
  161. GanglandPorrim I have gone from complaining to making demands.
  162. GanglandMindfang then pinches bottom quickly before picking up and setting on her feet
  163. GanglandMindfang stands as well, and gives a stretch
  164. GanglandMindfang Ridiculous woman.
  165. GanglandPorrim And yet you're asking me out, ridiculous or not.
  166. GanglandMindfang I can tolerate a surprisingly high level of ridiculousness.
  167. GanglandMindfang It's something you learn from having children.
  168. GanglandMindfang Also
  169. GanglandMindfang We should have Alyosha meet a few other people.
  170. GanglandMindfang So he doesnt eat them the next time you bring him over.
  171. GanglandPorrim That. Is a good point. He's happy enough right now, but then he's a puppy now?
  172. GanglandMindfang Mhm.
  173. GanglandPorrim Weird tiny alien Donna told me that he'll apparently get very protective of me when he's older.
  174. GanglandMindfang Best to get in this socialization early.
  175. GanglandMindfang ah
  176. GanglandMindfang Good.
  177. GanglandMindfang You need more people looking out for you against your will.
  178. GanglandPorrim We will see if anyone steals from the Maryams again!
  179. GanglandMindfang gives a little chuckle, and then ... hmm. ah, yes
  180. GanglandMindfang FOllow me, I know the best person to start out with.
  181. GanglandMindfang sweeps on ahead, leading the way
  182. GanglandPorrim Oh?
  183. GanglandMindfang says airily as she heads out the room
  184. GanglandMindfang Someone who's afraid of dogs!
  185. GanglandMindfang Be important to get that out of the way!
  186. GanglandMindfang and i think this is a good scene end point!
  187. GanglandPorrim yes
  188. GanglandPorrim they are the worst at not dating
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