My name is Smink Thompson, a ticklish boy with a knack for adventure. My father, a millionare Butter-Churnist, has decided to send me to Frank Sinatra Space camp. You might say to yours self, "why is frank sinatra a space camp?" Well the answer is quite simple, due to the success of his song "Fly the moon" he was inspired to be space. Upon going to the camp, I met ALberto Einsten, the Bagel man! I asked him "Bagel me, Baby" and he said something in some arab snake-tongue and placed a hex on my family or something. Whatever, chump! While these Bozos might try and get me down, they'll all rue the day they messed with the first Smink in space, Baby.